Chapter 017: Vulgar Dormitory Literature

The age gap between the students in the Minshi class is large, because they have been teaching for many years, some have been married and have children, and become parents, the oldest student is close to 50 years old, there are old fathers and mothers at home, and there are two children who are studying, but there are not many of them, most of them are "two poles" in their twenties like Niu Tiangou and Niu Dehua.

After a long time, more than a dozen old and young "buddies" in the same dormitory got acquainted, and chatted about the "dormitory" unscrupulously before going to bed at night.

"I'll tell you a joke, okay?" Seeing that everyone was lying bored, one guy spoke first.

"Wow, better have something new and exciting." The other guy immediately replied with a smile.

"This joke is what I saw in a magazine today, saying that the two dumplings got married, and after seeing off the guests, the groom returned to the bedroom, and saw a big white meatball lying on the bed with drunken eyes! The groom was shocked and hurriedly asked where the bride was. 'Meatballs' moved, and replied shyly: "I hate it, you don't know people when they take off their clothes?" ”

This was followed by the laughter of everyone "eating".

"Hey, what's this? I'll give you another one. Well...... One day, the mosquito and the praying mantis went to peek at a woman taking a bath, and when they saw the woman's breasts, the mosquito said proudly: Look at you, I took two bites on her chest ten years ago, and now it is swollen like two steamed buns, and even the two red dots on it have turned into grapes. The praying mantis waved his arm knife unconvinced, pointed to the woman's lower body and replied: "What are you, I slashed between her legs ten years ago, and I am still bleeding every month......"

"Hey, hey, hey......" After a low evil laugh, a few more guys couldn't help but join the ranks of "jokes".

"Once, there was a quarrel between two people, and the more they quarreled, the more intense it became, and finally the man gave in and said: Forget it, I can't win you, you have a mouth above, and a mouth below! When the woman heard this, she shot back: I can't win you even more! You have a mouth above, a microphone below, and two speakers! ”

"Hahahaha......"

As soon as the laughter stopped, another guy said: "It is said that one night, a gangster broke into a private house and committed misdeeds, and the woman resisted desperately, and the husband came back from outside after gambling, and suddenly saw his wife being pressed by the gangsters, and angrily grabbed a shovel and slapped it at the gangster...... The gangster didn't say anything, but he listened to his wife scold: Damn, Lao Tzu resisted for a long time, and was slapped into it with a shovel from you! ”

"Hahahaha......" bursts of laughter disturbed everyone's sleepiness.

Nima, where there is a crowd, there is low-level taste--the lower the level, the more interesting, but the low-level taste of the "literati" is not as rude and explicit as the old bachelor of the cow leper in the village.

Chatting like this, everyone somehow talked about the beautiful girls in the school.

"Guess what's going on with that prettiest girl in the fourth class of second-year science?" One guy whispered, "I was chased by the leader of their class!" ”

"Well, I've heard about it for a long time." The other guy continued, "The two of them have been fighting hotly. I heard that after evening self-study, the squad leader sitting in the back row often pulled the braids of the beautiful girl sitting in the front row, and sometimes pinched the girl's back, making her laugh 'ouch'. ”

After a pause, another guy interjected: "What's this, have you paid attention, there are also two people in the third class of our science department, I heard that I often have a tryst in the grove next to the classroom after evening self-study, and someone saw the two of them hugging each other, and heard them kissing each other so ...... that they kissed each other."

"Hey, hey, hey, hey......"

The speaker is relished, and the listener is "hehe" and happy.

"Uh, who did you say was the 'school flower' in the second grade liberal arts class?" The guy from before "broke the news" again, "The teacher of their class!" ”

"Which teacher?"

"It's the young Chinese teacher in their class."

The guy continued: "I heard that the girl was reluctant because the Chinese teacher was too short and several years older. The Chinese teacher tried her best to find a female math teacher to talk to her, and she was looking for a student who was kind to her. Last summer, he went to the girl's house uninvited, pulled up his trouser legs, played barefoot, helped cut the grain, and helped plant seedlings, stalking and stalking like a pug in front of her parents. It's mean! ”

"Hehe, you're jealous, aren't you?" Someone said deliberately.

"! What do I have to be jealous of? There is contempt for that teacher. The guy argued, "Damn, you have to be happy when you fall in love, and people don't want to be cheeky and entangled, it's a shame for the teacher!" ”

"Well, Xie ×× from the first class of liberal arts in our civilian teacher class fell in love with Cai ××, the girl who was six years older than him in the third class of science, and wrote several letters of courtship to her, but Cai ×× thought he was short and ignored him at all."

"It's no wonder that Xie ×× has that meaning, I heard that Cai ×× usually treats him well, helped him sew a quilt a few times, and invited him to his home for tea on a holiday."

"This Cai ×× is also true, since you don't mean that in your heart, don't be too intimate with others, causing people to thank ×× mistakenly think that they like him, which is very hurtful."

“……”

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Niu Tiangou often pricked up his ears and never got tired of listening, and he felt that these vivid "oral" texts were much more interesting than the Chinese teacher's "Midsummer Night on the Seaside" text.

The Xie ×× they said was at the same table as Niu Tiangou, not only was he as short as Niu Tiangou, but he also looked very ugly, with a big head, a protruding forehead, big and fat lips, and he smiled like a grinning river lion, but he was straightforward and had no scheming, and he secretly asked Niu Tiangou to moisten his color miles in the few love letters he wrote, so Niu Tiangou knew about it.

It is reasonable for Cai ×× to reject him, just thank ×× for his appearance, height and appearance, how can those picky girls look at him? Although that Cai ×× is six years older than him.

Alas, it is normal for such a thing to happen in the prime of youth.

Listening to everyone's giggling and unbridled jokes, Niu Tiangou couldn't help but secretly think of the two tall and short girls in the first class of the second-grade liberal arts.

The tall girl is thin and weak, and her appearance is not very good, a bit like the horse long-faced girl who originally set a "baby kiss" with him, but the short girl has a unique charm.

Although the short girl is only about 1.56 meters tall, she has a well-proportioned and round figure, white and ruddy skin, smooth and black hair, a round face, a full forehead, a handsome and soft facial curve, a pair of big eyes looking forward to shining, and a plump and charming "little princess" atmosphere on her body.

Although the short girl is a little shorter, she is definitely a little beauty, and if she is taller, she is simply a great beauty.

Somehow, every time Niu Tiangou met these two girls next to the classroom, on the side of the playground or on the road, he couldn't help but secretly glance at the short girl.

He noticed that the dwarf girl was also peeking at him.

That time, when he came out of the cafeteria to eat, he accidentally bumped lightly with her at the door, only to see that after she glanced at him with a blushing face, her eyes quickly turned away, without a hint of disgust, but the tall and thin girl next to her snickered a few times when she saw this.

Usually, short girls often hang around the door of the classroom where Niu Tiangou is holding a book after class, and when Niu Tiangou, who is sitting in the front row, looks at her inadvertently, she smiles and leaves with a shy.

The smile of the veins often makes his heart flutter; The shy departure often makes him have a lingering aftertaste.

Niu Tiangou felt that her veined eyes were a moving landscape, and her shy smile was full of watery and dreamy tenderness.

He doesn't know, is this the budding of youth, or the love of youth?

Niu Tiangou secretly learned that this short girl's name was Yang Yuling.

Later, whenever he saw her, he felt his heart "pounding", and when he couldn't see her, he inexplicably liked to search for her in the crowd.

He couldn't forget her veined eyes, that shy smile.

After being stunned again and again, stunned again and again, Niu Tiangou lay on the bed and secretly wrote down this feeling in his diary:

I always want to peek at you

I always want to peek at you,

Your appearance is the delicate yang by the pool of my heart,

The soft shadow,

It's the scenery that I'm intoxicated by.

I always want to peek at you,

Your eyes are the spiritual jade on my immortal mountain,

The crystal clear,

It is a hot spring for my soul.

I always want to peek at you,

Your sage is the wind chime of my dreams,

The jingle of the heavenly sounds,

It's the trills of my life.

I always want to peek at you,

Don't dare to confess, dare not say love,

I'm afraid that refusal will burn my nerves,

But I will secretly remember your name - Yang Yuling.