Chapter 276: Ascending and Peeing Away

The fifth uncle nodded, and a trace of complexity flashed in his eyes: "Actually, he has already come, at the foot of the mountain." ”

The long black "colored" windbreaker behind the woman, under the blowing of the mountain wind, hunting, and a long flowing hair also danced endlessly, but the voice was still ethereal and clear: "The person you are talking about is the second master of the Orchid Society?" ”

The fifth uncle nodded and sighed: "Miss's martial arts kung fu has been superb, and I am afraid that no one in the world can reach it, but the mysterious second master of the Orchid Club is also an unborn genius, Risang Liu Shengxuan, after breaking through the strength, in his hands, he was killed in seconds after only one move, which is unfathomable." ”

The woman nodded, not so surprised, and said lightly: "After taking that step, he is no longer a mortal, and ordinary masters, no matter how powerful, are by no means his opponents, this is nothing unusual." ”

"But...... From my point of view, his state of mind doesn't seem to match his martial arts realm, and his personality seems to be a bit ...... Boredom, not the demeanor of a super master. ”

The fifth uncle's wording was a little strange, he remembered Wang Xiaoshi's game in the ring, obviously he could kill Liu Shengxuan in seconds with one move, but he pretended to be invincible, and pouted and fart/strand all over the ring.

It wasn't until Liu Shengxuan made a trick that he trampled Liu Shengxuan under his feet with one foot when he was at the highest chao.

This kind of behavior made the fifth uncle unable to evaluate, and after thinking about it for a long time, he used to give Wang Xiaoshi a "boring" evaluation.

In fact, the fifth uncle doesn't know Wang Xiaoshi's strong performance at all**, this product is completely a personal crazy "sexual" character, don't let people be stunned and don't stop, don't let people's jaws and eyeballs fall to the ground. My shared wife 276

"Bored?"

The woman still didn't look back, and the beautiful silhouette on the side already had a hint of sneering: "Do you think a demigod-level master will be boring?" ”

She said lightly: "How many peerless masters in the world are playing games and playing with red dust, and outsiders can't understand their behavior, and they are all called crazy and boring. ”

"But these masters, all of them are extremely smart and stunning people, you can't reach their realm, and you can never understand their behavior."

The fifth uncle nodded, a little frightened: "It's cold in high places, I believe that in this world, only a genius like Miss can truly understand the second master, but I am too talkative." ”

The woman's pure black "colored" windbreaker danced in the wind, faintly "revealing" her slender and beautiful figure, and she sighed: "It's too cold to be high in the heights...... It's too cold to ...... high places."

"Wow, climb the 'pee' far, it's really good, the higher you climb, the farther the 'urine', it's really cool."

At this moment, a bad voice, loud and deaf, came into the ears of the two from a higher place.

The fifth uncle and the young lady looked up together, and saw that on the highest hill above the Phoenix Terrace, there was a tall young man, who was unbuttoning his pants and peeing, shooting angrily in the wind, shouting and screaming, and the thief was giggling, looking extremely happy and happy.

The fifth uncle's eyes widened, he couldn't believe that in front of the young lady, someone dared to be so unscrupulous and misbehaving.

Only he understands the identity and strength of the young lady, even if he is the first-line future head of the family in the capital, in front of the young lady, he is respectful, and he does not dare to say anything 'chaotic', let alone use foul language.

But the person in front of him, although he did not use foul language, did something ten thousand times dirtier and disgusting than foul language.

He dared to pee in front of the young lady, which is simply the blasphemy/desecration of Chiguoguo!

He condescended to pee, because he was downwind, and he didn't know if it was the illusion of the fifth uncle, and he even felt that there was a more moist meaning in the wind.

Such a feeling makes the fifth uncle crazy, how can the honorable status of the young lady accept such an insult! My shared wife 276

His white hair stood on end, and his thin body, as if he had blown air, suddenly swelled, and his body was like an arrow off the string, rushing towards the young man on the top of the mountain: "Bold thief, take your life." ”

In the blink of an eye, the old man threw himself in front of the young man, and was suddenly stunned: "Second master, is it you?" ”

This guy who climbed high to "pee" far away, of course, was Wang Xiaoshi, he was blowing his mouth, intoxicated and tidying up his pants, when he saw the old man, he was stunned at first, and suddenly screamed, holding his hands to his chest: "You...... Who are you and what do you want to do? ”

Looking at his appearance, he looked like a peasant woman who was dragged into the cornfield by a strong man, and there was indescribable horror in his expression: "I sue you, although I have taken off my pants and have strong roots, I am not interested in men, especially a bad old man like you!" ”

The fifth uncle stood under him in a daze, watching him hurriedly pull the zipper, if he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he wouldn't believe it, such a guy was a demigod-level master who killed Liu Shengxuan in seconds.

How can such a person, a ruffian and a gangster, stand at the top of this world?

Wang Xiaoshi fastened his trouser belt and pulled his trouser chain, for fear that it would be unstable, so he struggled again and again, and was careful

Yi Di looked at the fifth uncle, with a look of vigilance: "If you don't speak, I'm leaving, don't catch up." ”

"Didn't I say you, you're a lot older, and when you see a big bird, you run wildly, which will scare people to death, do you know? If it affects the development of the big bird, see if I don't beat you flat. ”

The fifth uncle swore that if he listened to the second master again, his mood that had been dull for more than 30 years might break out into a nameless fire, cause a cerebral congestion and heart disease, and so on, an old life, and explain it here.

He forcibly cut off Wang Xiaoshi's words: "Second master, you are also a dignified martial arts master, but you do such a deceit in public, don't you feel that you have a ** share at all?" ”

"Something out of manners? What's the matter? ”

Wang Xiaoshi looked at the fifth uncle with a look of "confusion" and "confusion", and said with a depressed face: "Lao Tzu has endured this 'urine' for a long time, and there are three beauties following behind him, don't you run away to solve it, is it released in front of people?" ”

"Lao Tzu is not as thick-skinned as you are, you look at the way you just saw the big bird running wildly, scared to death, fortunately Lao Tzu collected the bird in time, otherwise, you were frightened, who to compensate?"

"You bastard......"

The fifth uncle's state of mind that had been precipitated for more than thirty years was completely out of control, and he was full of anger: "Second master, I respect you as a martial arts master, but don't you see that our young lady is down there?" As a super master, can you be so shameless? ”

"Miss......"

Wang Xiaoshi subconsciously covered his crotch and looked left and right: "Didn't you say it earlier, people are pure people, this is the end, 'gone' is gone, the loss is big, I don't know how our family An Lei is going to clean me up......"

"Damn, you lie to me again, how can there be a woman? Grandma's rotten "hair" pen doesn't bloom, don't think that if you worship Lao Tzu's big bird, Lao Tzu won't beat you? ”

He looked left and right, looked up and down, but did not see a figure, and suddenly became angry, spat fiercely, raised his fist, and waved threateningly: "Get out, anger Lao Tzu, squeeze out your old egg yolk." ”

The fifth uncle looked at the phoenix platform, and saw that it was empty, and the figure that was as ethereal as a fairy was already gone, and he couldn't help but open his mouth and couldn't speak.

Up to now, all the things in the world have been occupied by Wang Xiaoshi, and it is convenient for Wang Xiaoshi to be in this place, but the fifth uncle rushed up rashly, startled, no wonder Wang Xiaoshi was angry.

Wang Xiaoshi was like training his son, scolding the fifth uncle to the blood, the fifth uncle was aggrieved, but he also knew that he couldn't talk nonsense.

I could only shrug my head and say nothing.

How noble is Miss's identity, if today's events are known, Miss's reputation will be over, and such a quiet silence is the best result.

Just when Wang Xiaoshi was foaming at the mouth and was elated, a little girl came over from afar, holding a note in her hand: "Fifth uncle, fifth uncle, Miss asked you to transfer this note to the second master." ”

The fifth uncle was in good spirits, stepped forward quickly, took the note in the little girl's hand, respectfully handed it to Wang Xiaoshi, and said with a wry smile: "Second master, you have a lot of adults, for the sake of the little old man who is dozens of years old, there is no need to scold again, this is given to you by our young lady." ”

The pink sticky notes are woven into a peony flower with complex petals, the flower "color" is delicate, and it also has a quiet and ethereal fragrance, as if her owner is as mysterious and noble.

Wang Xiaoshi took it, sniffed it in his nose, and praised it: "It's so fragrant, your young lady must be a big beauty, right?" ”

His actions made the little girl's face cold, and the fifth uncle also changed his face: "Second master, I advise you to show respect to our young lady, otherwise, I won't be able to beat you, and I will die with you." ”

Wang Xiaoshi sighed and muttered, "There are so many boring people in this world, can I praise your young lady for being beautiful?" Do you have to say that she is ugly and unsalted? It's really weird. ”

"You're the ugly bastard, and our young lady is also what you casually evaluated? If you dare to talk nonsense again, believe it or not, this girl will tear your mouth apart now! ”

The little girl couldn't help it, and grabbed the front, fist in one hand, palm in the other, the momentum was like spring rain, endless.

Wang Xiaoshi's eyes lit up, and he nodded imperceptibly, but the fifth uncle's knowledge was higher than that of the little girl, and he stopped in front of the little girl: "Don't act rashly, your kung fu is taught by Miss, this guy wants to lead you to make a move, try Miss's depth." ”

The little girl was startled, hurriedly withdrew her moves, and glared at Wang Xiaoshi: "Bad man, big liar!" ”

Wang Xiaoshi laughed and was overjoyed: "I want to test your young lady's depth, I won't ask her to do academic research, and the matter of depth and length is not something that you outsiders understand, one is too young, and the other is too old." ”

He was full of nonsense, and the little girl and the fifth uncle couldn't understand it, but his bad tone made the little girl upset: "Also, Miss said, she has something for you to see, go down the mountain eighteen pans and five pines, go and see for yourself." ”

"Eighteen pans and five pines down the mountain? What the hell is it? ”