Chapter 1004: Why can't you feed it!
Chapter 1004 Why can't you feed it!
"Uncle, that car is so strange, it's up and down. %d7%cf%d3%c4%b8%f3”
In a high-end community, a child who was playing in the garden of the community suddenly pulled a comrade in a police uniform and quickly walked to the above-ground parking lot behind the grass as if he had discovered a new world.
And that comrade is angry, as a police officer in this community, it is his duty to maintain the image of the community.
"It's really a bad day!"
The policeman's eyes danced with sparks of anger, and he kept muttering to himself, "I will never allow those dirty pictures to appear within my management!" ”
The closer they go, the wider their vision becomes.
He had already seen a small little Alto floating up and down, the rhythm was unusually bright, and the child said excitedly: "Wow, that's amazing, uncle, do you think that car will fly?" ”
The police couldn't laugh when they heard it, thinking that the car couldn't fly, but the people inside were probably already flying happily.
He squatted down and touched the child's head: "Little friend, there may be something wrong with that car, uncle wants to take a look, maybe it will explode, so you have to stay away." ”
This kind of childish words are absolutely true in the world of children, and after hearing them, children are very nervous and say: "Is it like those cars exploding on TV?" ”
"Yes."
"Then uncle, I'll help you evacuate the crowd, in case someone gets close, it will disturb you." After saying that, the child ran away, and from time to time he could hear his immature voice coming from behind a certain holly tree, "Sister, don't go any further, there is a car over there that is about to explode." ”
The police wiped a cold sweat and secretly thought that he would not commit the crime of creating panic because of this, but after thinking about it, it was just a matter of children lying, not so big, and he was inevitable that the child saw the embarrassing picture in the car, so he had to tell a lie, and the captain blamed it, which is also a white lie, and it will be enough to make up for it.
Thinking of this, the policeman straightened his collar and walked over confidently.
Knock knock.
The police knocked on Alto's car window.
To his surprise, the window opened immediately, and the people inside were not as naked and unbearable as he had imagined.
The most important thing is that there is only one person in it.
The police looked at the girl who also had confusion written on her face in confusion, and only asked a sentence after a while: "You are the only one here?" ”
Han Xiaoru shook her head, pointed to the bottom, and said, "There is another one below." ”
"I said it couldn't be alone!"
Exhaling heavily, the police poked their heads in, and was about to pull out another person, but Han Xiaoru pushed him away violently, and said vigilantly, "What do you want to do!" ”
The police said in a stern and somewhat didactic tone: "I can understand that you young people have passion, but you should also pay attention to the occasion, this is the community, not your bed... Hey, why is this car still moving? ”
As he was right, the Alto suddenly rose up again, and then fell again, back and forth seven or eight times.
The police were completely angry.
He slammed open the car door and said, "You rascal, get out of here!" ”
In the next second, the policeman's anger turned into shock.
Because Han Xiaoru was the only one in the carriage, he opened the rear door, and it was still empty.
Bizarrely, the car is still rising and falling.
"What the hell did I wipe in broad daylight?" The policeman was a little panicked, took two steps back and said.
"There is no ghost, it's Tang Yue."
Han Xiaoru blushed, knocked the chassis with her foot, and said, "Don't make trouble, be careful that the police comrades take you to the police station." ”
At this time, a ridiculous voice came from under the car: "No, I'm just exercising, breaking the law?" ”
Such a strange voice completely scared away the little courage left by the police, he screamed, and immediately retreated, but his legs were so weak that he retreated four or five steps, but he couldn't retreat far.
Han Xiaoru's face became even more ruddy, and she hurriedly said, "Comrade policeman, don't be nervous, Tang Yue is my boyfriend, and he is under the car." ”
Either how to say that Han Xiaoru is the goddess next door, her soft voice is like a soft latex mattress, which makes people feel comfortable, and the policeman's feelings calmed down slightly, and he bowed down cautiously and looked under the car.
"Damn, brother, you're exaggerating."
The policeman's eyes widened instantly, and no matter what, he couldn't believe what he was seeing.
Tang Yue lay under the chassis like a car mechanic, supported the car with both hands, and then pushed the car up.
In the gym, you can often see some scenes of using bench press barbells to exercise the pectoral muscles and biceps, but the bench press like Tang Yue, even in a dream, has never been seen by the police.
"Comrade, I'll exercise here without breaking the law." Tang Yue got out of the car and said with a smile.
“… Of course not. ”
As he spoke, the policeman's facial features were still stiff, and he still couldn't recover from that horrified emotion.
Seeing his appearance, Tang Yue couldn't help but smile bitterly, and said to Han Xiaoru: "I knew that I would be discovered, so I shouldn't have done it." ”
"Tell me about you!" Han Xiaoru glanced at him angrily, and said apologetically to the police, "We shouldn't be messing around in the parking lot, I'm really sorry, if there is nothing else, then let's go first." ”
said this sincerely, but unfortunately, the police didn't hear it at all.
Tang Yue and Han Xiaoru looked at each other helplessly, so they had to lock the car and turn to leave.
As a result, just after taking two steps, I heard a thud behind me.
The policeman actually knelt down to Tang Yue, his expression was no longer shocked, but replaced by solemnity: "Please accept me, I want to learn kung fu from you." ”
In addition to dignified, there is also a strong piety.
Seeing that look, Tang Yue's head buzzed, and he was covered with what Dongfang Sheng said to him.
"There are countless ways to escape the bitterness of a lover, but there is no god who can escape a devout believer."
Having one Yang Mo is enough for a headache, and if there is another one, Tang Yue feels that he will go crazy.
Therefore, he disappeared in an instant, and appeared behind the policeman in an instant, and put the policeman down with a light blow of the knife.
Han Xiaoru looked at Tang Yue in horror: "You are crazy, this is an attack on the police!" ”
Tang Yue smiled bitterly and said: "No way, compared to attacking the police, I don't want to be emotionally kidnapped by him, if he also says a bitter word so that I can take him as an apprentice, what should I do?" ”
It can be seen that Tang Yue's stimulation in the Yang Mo incident is not light.
Bowing her head apologetically, Han Xiaoru whispered: "I know it's wrong, you always mention what Yang Mo is doing... Or, compensate you again? ”
"Okay."
Tang Yue's eyes suddenly lit up.
After speaking, Tang Yue grabbed Han Xiaoru's waist and walked to Han Xiaoru's house.
Along the way, it was the little love words of the two who were not ashamed or impatient.
"I won't do that kind of thing with you in the car again, if the police come half an hour earlier, he won't catch you exercising."
"Originally, he couldn't find anything, and it wasn't that you had to tease me and I was out of body afterwards, so I got under the car to show off."
"Blame me, I won't compensate you."
"Don't, it's all because of you, and so many people almost learned kung fu from me."
"You've stopped me, haven't you... It's strange that so many girls around you can't feed you. ”
"Haha, I have a good appetite, I eat well, and my body is great."
"Don't be poor... Ah, this is the hallway... Let's talk about it when we get home! ”
Tang Yue and Han Xiaoru are passionate, and on the other hand, Yang Mo, the culprit who prompted them to be so **, has settled down in Shen Guofeng's pharmaceutical factory.
After he laid out the futon in the dormitory, he was taken to the workshop by the foreman, but when the foreman finished introducing the work he was about to face, his love completely exploded.
What Yang Mo is facing is an ordinary workshop.
The so-called work is to bottle and cap the jade bee dew, in fact, these jobs are operated by the machine, and his task is to stand on the assembly line, stare at those machines, and prevent the machine from making mistakes.
"You're humiliating me, great humiliation!" Yang Mo pointed at the workers next to the assembly line with numb expressions, and shouted extremely angrily.
"What did you say?"
The foreman's reaction was very flat, and he just moved his ears closer to Yang Mo's direction, "Say it again, I'll listen." ”
Yang Mo was stunned for a moment, and then said emphatically: "I said, you are humiliating me, with my strength, you shouldn't do such a job, I am Tang Yue's quasi-disciple, I am about to be one person under ten thousand people, you are..."
Before he finished speaking, Yang Mo suddenly felt that his eyes were dark, accompanied by a strong sense of dizziness.
The foreman directly smoked him a big-eared melon seed.
Stunned, his eyes widened, and Yang Mo looked at the foreman in disbelief: "You, do you know what you're doing?" ”
"Beat you."
The foreman looked at Yang Mo arrogantly, and his smile was full of cruelty, "When those masters in the factory handed you over to me, they specially told you that there was a problem here, but I didn't expect it to be true, I just don't know if this slap can wake you up?" ”
When he said this, the foreman pointed to his head with his index finger, which meant that Yang Mo had a problem with his head.
In an instant, Yang Mo was in a hurry, he pounced on the foreman regardless of it, scratching and scratching the foreman's head, just like crazy.
It's a pity that Yang Mo's body is thin and weak, and he can't compare with the foreman who works in the factory all the year round, so he only punched and kicked three times and two feet, and was kicked away by the foreman, and the foreman wiped his face and found some thin bloodshots, which were probably scratched.
The foreman was instantly angry: "Good boy, the person who dares to go wild here hasn't appeared for a long time, see if Lao Tzu doesn't kill you!" ”
After saying that, the foreman pounced.
: There are fewer plots about Han Xiaoru, the teacher next door, and I have always felt that I owe her, so I specially arranged this chapter, for fear that the scale of the writing would be too large, and if there is any revision in the future, don't blame her.
Yang Mo is a very important villain recently, and everyone has reported that they hate him, haha, it seems that this person has been created very successfully
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