Wine is less than a thousand glasses of confidants.

The little dog and the dragon have already drunk thousands of jars and tens of thousands of cups here, and the more they drink, the deeper they drink, and the deeper the topics they talk about.

"Brother Huang, do you have anyone you like?"

The cheap dragon drank high, talked more, and his tongue curled.

"Yes wow! Master Porridge Lou Yue. ”

The little cheap dog and the cheap dragon were back to back, 'Mao' rubbing against 'Mao', and they were heart-to-heart, "When the little master broke the shell, the first thing he saw was Lou Yue." The master doesn't even remember who his own mother is, just remember Lou Yue, she is closer than her mother, hehe~"

"Brother didn't tell you this."

The cheap dragon stretched out his meow paws, flicked the dog's head, and said, "Brother means that kind of liking." ”

"Which?"

The little dog turned his head, and his orange eyes were already dizzy.

"That's it, that...... Hmmm......"

The cheap dragon, who has always been bold and known for his shamelessness, actually twisted and smiled a little shyly, "That's it, between men and women who love each other, it's like the feeling between Su Jue and Lou Yue." ”

"Yo Yo Yo!"

The little cheap dog patted his big 'legs', and his eyes lit up, "Brother Long, I understand!" I absolutely do! It's the kind of relationship where you can hold hands and kiss your mouth and roll the 'bed' sheets! Right? ”

The roots of the cheap dragon's ears were hot, and his eyes were 'confused'_ away: "Brother Huang, you are not very old, I can't imagine that you are 'very' enlightened~ Brother Gai Ming'er will take you to the 'female' branch to open a meat, hehehe."

The little dog looked expectant, his face was red, his head was smoking, and two hot gases erupted from his nose.

"Wow! Brother Long, you're so interesting. ”

"I'm here, a toast to the pretty girl!"

Goo-goo-goo

A cat and a dog, and poured several jars.

The more I drank, the more I drank, the whole cellar went four-fifths, the little cheap dog was already drunk into a mess, and the cheap dragon gradually got better and became a chatter.

"Brother is not convinced!"

"Brother is so angry!"

"Brother is such a wise and martial dragon, why is he always down there!"

"Brother also wants to try the taste on it! Why is it always brother who is pressed! ”

"So! Brother is going to run away from home, brother will no longer take it with him in the Three Thousand Worlds, as long as there is a place where he is there, there will definitely be no more my Dragon Prison! ”

An impassioned statement, the meow face of the cheap dragon left two lines of sad noodles tears T-T

"Brother Long, you are so miserable!"

The drunken and confused little dog stretched out his paws, helped the cheap dragon smooth the black cat 'hair' on his back, and comforted, "Good escape!" Escape wonderful! Run away! Let your little lover realize your mistake, lie down obediently and let Brother Long press you! ”

"Uh-huh!"

The cheap dragon nodded heavily, looked at the little cheap dog with an 'excited' face, and buckled the cheap dog's shoulder, "Brother Huang, you are really the emperor's bosom friend!" If Chi You is half as sensible as you, the emperor will die without regrets! ”

"Brother Long, turn over and be the master!"

The little cheap dog raised the wine jar, "In order to be attacked, I did it!" ”

"It's done! If you don't drink clean, it's grandchildren! ”

Goo-goo-goo

Hiccup –

Another dozen jars of wine are down.

A quarter of an hour later, the voices of two 'female' disciples of the Yaochi Holy Land were heard outside the wine cellar.

"Rose, hurry up. The banquet of the Queen Mother of the Holy Lord West is about to begin, let's hurry up and present all these Yaochi peach wines, don't let the guests wait. ”

"Okay, Sister Peony'. I heard that the wine made from this peach, you can have an epiphany when you drink it, improve your cultivation, and improve your realm. ”

"What? Do you want to drink it? ”

"Don't dare, don't dare, this is the wine that only the heads of the major 'sects' and the holy land are qualified to drink. Little disciples like us can't touch it. ”

"It's good that you understand. Stealing Yaochi peach wine is a capital crime in our Yaochi Holy Land, and we will suffer the most cruel nailing! ”

Rose and peony 'medicine' held the lamp, went down to the cellar, and in an instant, were stunned by the scene in front of them-

There were thousands of empty wine jars rolling all over the ground, a black 'colored' fat cat, and a white 'colored' short-legged dog, snuggled together, rolled into a ball, lying on the ground full of alcohol, with their stomachs propped up as if they were pregnant, and babbling drunk nonsense in their mouths.

"Ahh

"Catch the thief!"

The rose and the peony 'medicine' let out a shrill cry with a frightened face.

After a while, all the 'female' disciples of Yaochi who were guarding above were brought in.

What kind of dragon is a cheap dragon?

'Mixed' the ancient Extreme Fire God Dragon for tens of thousands of years!

A wine cellar in the Holy Land of Yaochi counts as a ball? He's a pretty good drinker!

As soon as he saw that he was about to be arrested, the cheap dragon was a 'excited' spirit, and most of the wine woke up.

As soon as he turned his head, he saw the drunken and unconscious little dog on the ground, and his red and black pupils squinted, and he said: "The green mountains do not change, the green water flows forever, Brother Huang, we will talk about brotherhood another day, and the emperor will go!"

The little dog raised his head, stretched out his paws, and grabbed the tail of the cheap dragon: "Aren't we brothers?"

The cheap dragon ju 'flower' tightened, and while pulling back his tail vigorously, four meow paws kicked on the ground: "The emperor is going to move the rescuers, Brother Huang, you 'hold on'!" Let go! ”

"Nope! Don't let go even if you die! Brother Long, didn't you say that you want to be each other's angels? Good brother is angry! ”

The little dog stretched out his two paws and dragged the tail of the dragon Q-Q

The little cheap dog said in his heart: Damn, you ugly cat who has been pressed below for 10,000 years, your character is really rotten.

"Brother Huang, don't sauce purple!"

"Brother Long, let's go to hell together, let's die together!"

"I'm ri, you're a fairy board! You want to die by yourself, you have to go to hell and go down by yourself, don't pull the emperor, I'm just *@#&+^%! ! ”

The cheap dragon began to go berserk, stretched out the cat's hind 'legs', and kicked the little cheap dog's dog face!

Kick one, two, eighteen feet.

The little dog's face was already flat enough, but now it was stepped on even more flat by the cheap dragon.

"Damn a 'chicken', you're not righteous enough! Woo-"

Where is the little cheap dog is the opponent of the cheap dragon, but in the end he was kicked away and let go.

As soon as the dragon was freed, he fled and flew away.

"Catch that dog!" Seeing this, Rose and Peony 'medicine' rushed up and tied up the drunken little dog, "Send it to the Queen Mother of the West to be punished!" ”

The little cheap dog was betrayed by his "brother", and he simply cried without tears, so he could only carry all the pots.

The holy land of Yaochi is very large, there is still a long distance from the wine cellar to the banquet, and on the side of the grand event, the grievance platform is in full swing.

On the grievance stage, the 'flower' Arhat and the Taoist were fighting fiercely, and the clothes on the Taoist's body were already torn by the 'flower' Arhat, and he was very embarrassed, but he refused to bow down and admit defeat.

How can his wife be seduced and apologize to the other party? The Taoist would rather be beaten to death in this ring than apologize to the 'flower' Arhat in front of everyone.

The crowd of onlookers watched the rise, whistling and shouting twice from time to time.

The love-destroying master who was preparing to duel with Ji Yan didn't give face to the 'flower' Arhat and the Taoist at all, and jumped directly into the field.