85_85467 Xu Hao was depressed, so after coming out of the company, he also wanted to relax.

Thinking of Luo Lan, after coming over for the past few days, I haven't met her yet.

I don't know if it's because of the phone call made during the Chinese New Year, Luo Lan is also shy, and I haven't had much contact with him these days.

Why don't you go to Luo Lan's school?

Thinking of this, Xu Hao also took a taxi and rushed to Luo Lan's school.

His Audi was badly damaged before, and although he reluctantly drove back to the city, there was no way to drive it again, and he was repairing it for the past two days.

Thinking of the high school campus, Xu Hao really misses it, even if he didn't like to study in school when he was in high school.

However, compared to university and society, high school is undoubtedly much simpler.

It's now more than three o'clock in the afternoon, the school is still in class, and after registering with the doorman, Xu Hao also walked into the campus slowly.

The breath of high school made him feel like he hadn't seen it for a long time, and the youthful atmosphere of the boys and girls on the playground made him feel that he was old.

Xu Hao didn't call Luo Lan, he didn't want to interfere with the other party, but took this opportunity to walk around the campus.

Originally, Xu Hao was handsome, and with the temperament he had cultivated in the past two years, he stood out in this campus that was still full of little children, and he also attracted the attention of many people.

Seeing the eyes of those girls who were a little, Xu Hao also smiled slightly, but there was no commotion.

He's past that old age.

This time, though, he seems to have met an uninvited guest.

In front of him, while he was wandering around the playground, a naked little boy suddenly appeared in front of him and asked him for help, and said that he was Cupid, the goddess of love in the West.

This joke made Xu Hao almost laugh out loud, so his big hand instantly wiped away towards the other party's little dingding.

The frightened "Cupid" grabbed the little Ding Ding between his legs and cried out pitifully, "Please, let me go!" ”

Xu Hao looked around and found that the other people hadn't noticed this at all, he frowned, and then smiled evilly, "Let you go?" That's fine! Let me bounce your little * until it swells! ”

The little boy appeared so weirdly that Xu Hao's big heart was a little frightened.

Why are you kidding me? Now why is there a person dressed as a Western angel boy in front of him, this cosplay is really too realistic, right?

Since you're going to tease me, I'm also going to scare you.

The little boy was about to cry, "You have this thing too, why envy others?" ”

When Xu Hao heard this, he immediately laughed, his face was full of ridicule, "It is said that people in the west eat beef, so the bottom is also 'black and thick', what?" Why are you so pocket-sized? ”

Whether it's a three-year-old child or an eighty-year-old man, there is no one who is not sensitive to this topic.

Xu Hao's words made the little boy forget the threat for a moment, and shouted angrily, "Who have you ever seen grow into a mace when he was five years old?" Do you think that thing is in harmony with my petite and cute body? ”

Xu Hao waved his hand indifferently, "Then you don't have to be like you, it's really a shame for you people in the west!" ”

"You're jealous, this is exquisite, and the condensed is the essence, you know?" The little boy said proudly.

"Haha, jealousy, this is jealousy!" Xu Hao grabbed the little boy, and then slapped him a few times on his white little ass, making him directly bring the rain.

"You're a!" The little boy said aggrievedly.

"Truly, I never said I was a lewd! Now that you know that I'm a, then hurry up and tell me where you came from! Xu Hao squeaked his white teeth and threatened viciously.

"Big brother, uncle, uncle, I said, I am really Cupid, the little god of love from the west, ancient Rome, you know? Little Eros! "The little boy was about to cry, this person really couldn't understand each other at all, he only wanted to believe what he wanted to believe, and he didn't care what he was talking about.

"Hehe, hehe, do you think I'm a fool? I was nine years old and well-read, familiar with the 24 histories ("Those Things in the Ming Dynasty"), and often read humanities books ("Story Club" and "Bosom Friend", do you think you can deceive me?). Xu Hao said proudly.

"Does this have anything to do with whether you know Cupid?" The little boy asked timidly.

"Of course!" Xu Hao said as a matter of course, "First of all, I don't believe in gods, and secondly, I don't think any god would be so bad, he can't afford to eat, and he has no clothes to wear!" ”

"Style, style, do you understand? It's style! The little boy was about to go crazy, "This is our national costume, okay?" Please respect our national customs! ”

"Whew!" Xu Hao smiled, "What about the national habits, then the national habits of the gourds on the small island to the east of us who like to eat Xiang should also be respected?" ”

"It's not a thing, is it?" The little boy said frantically.

"Then tell me yourself, how did you get so miserable today!" Xu Hao said with interest. Anyway, the girlfriend hasn't come yet, and it's also excellent to flirt with Xiao Zhengtai.

"I saw your "Eat in China", and then wanted to come to travel, who would have thought that it was only one day in the mountains, and the world has been a thousand years, and the American knives I brought over, so many European knives, were used up so quickly. Then ......," the little boy spread his hands, "and you'll know!" ”

"Haha! Still believe in advertising, you are really stupid and naïve! Xu Hao laughed breathlessly, "You little kid is quite good at making up, and you have a beautiful knife, how many have you brought here, and you ran out so quickly?" ”

"I'm so stupid, really. I only know that the cost of living in the west is quite high, and there will be starvation; I didn't know there was one in the east. I brought 10,000 dollars with me, and that's all my possessions. Who knows, after exchanging your soft sister coins, there will be no more after a few meals. If you want to see, I still have my wallet here! ”

The little boy said with blank eyes, as if he still couldn't understand why the money was being used so quickly.

"Ugh!" Xu Hao was also a little ashamed, as if he was embarrassed for his compatriots to empty the little boy's wallet so quickly.

"Well, get used to it...... You see, haven't we all been here for so many years? There is no hurdle in life that cannot be overcome, as long as we can take a long-term view! Xu Hao comforted.

"When you have a soft girl coin as valuable as the Vietnamese dong, come and comfort me again!" The little boy said angrily,