Chapter 785: Do You Come Back After Eating?
Can you still talk about counting jΓΉ for this thing? Who can count!
As a result, Bai Yun really counted it seriously: "Let's count it according to how long you can live to be a hundred years old!" Starting from the age of 16 to 18, it is estimated that at this time it is all on the left and right hands, and it is calculated as 5 times a month, which is 120 times in those two years. 18 to 30 years old, more energetic, an average of 10 times a month, then 12 years is 1440 times......"
Chen Jin was dumbfounded!
"30 to 50 years old, it is estimated that it has begun to decline at this time, an average of 4 times a month, and 960 times in those 20 years; Can you still do it from 50 to 70? I don't think I have much energy, it's 240 times a month. β
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"In the next 30 years, hum, I guess you only have to watch! So you add it, 2760 times. If you count yourself 20 times before you are 16 years old, and 30 times when you are 70 years old, you will add up to 2,800 times in your life. β
"This ......"
Chen Jin was defeated by her logic and calculations, which really can't be refuted, basically it's all more calculations. Like him, he doesn't have ten times a month!
"That's not missing you. I have seen many divorce cases, that is, the man can't satisfy his wife, and he can't come once a month or a few months. So an average of 2,800 times in your life, that's high! β
Speaking of this, Bai Yunqian glanced at Chen Jin and said with a mocking smile: "You are talented, of course you can." How about double that approximate average? It's only more than 5,000! You have five thousand in two years, which is twenty times stronger than ten times a month! Are you a stallion? β
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Seeing that Chen Jin had nothing to say, Bai Yun made a triumphant gesture and smiled proudly.
"Don't think you're going to count, what...... You've got to get a red card one week a month, right? Then you can rest and regain your health! And say yes, even if you have a red card, you can do it seven times in one night in other ways? β
When Chen Jin said the last sentence, he stared at her little mouth deliberately.
Bai Yun glared at him slightly annoyed: "Hard mouth!" Aside from the days of hanging red cards, there are more than 500 nights in two years, seven times in one night, nearly 4,000 times. Can you do it? β
"Haha, I'm just talking, you don't even try it overnight, what you say about more than 500 nights and 700 nights, it's just talking." Saying that, Chen Jin put on his clothes.
"Do you often brag like that to ignorant girls? Everyone else believes you and thinks you're fierce, right? Tsk, the first time it was debunked, embarrassing isn't it? Bai Yun ignored his change of topic and continued to laugh and tease.
Chen Jin got dressed and responded seriously: "How is it possible?" I'm a very honest person, and this is the first time I've said that! β
"The devil believes you!" Bai Yun said disdainfully.
Chen Jin shrugged: "Let's put it this way, you have the capital that can make me seven times a night, which ignorant girl has such charm?" β
"Tsk, as the saying goes, nothing is courteous, either treachery or theft. I've known each other for so long, and you haven't praised me like this, and now you always talk about your body seven times a night, really don't you want to coax me to take off my pants? Bai Yun said with a smile.
Chen Jin frowned and said with a wry smile: "So it's hard for you legal beauties to start, you are as good as monkeys." My ass is just cocked, you know what shit I'm going to pull, so how can the rest of the routine continue! β
"It's disgusting...... Bai Yun felt a chill.
"Alright, no kidding. I want to ask, has the Lu Group apologized to you? There is also the matter of compensation. When they asked about the terms of the settlement, my basic condition was to apologize and compensate you, because you were innocent and were implicated. β
Bai Yun also became serious: "It's okay, although it's not that Lu Zhen, but Lu Haiqian of the Lu Group personally called me to apologize." He asked me about the amount of the claim, but I didn't ask for it, so he took the initiative to say that he would hand over part of the legal affairs of the Lu Group here to our law firm to take care of, which was considered to be a performance for me. β
"Why don't you want money! There's no need to talk to them about anything. Chen Jin was a little speechless.
Bai Yun shook her head: "You can ask for it, but it's inconvenient for me." I'm a lawyer, and I suddenly have a large amount of money in my account, which needs to be explained, and I will even be suspected of collecting black money and soliciting bribes or something. β
"Explain the fart! Don't you do business with people? It can be said that there is also cooperation with the Lu Group, even if it is a gift to you? β
Bai Yun glanced at him: "If you are not related to you, why did others give it to you?" How do I explain when I really want to investigate me? Said it was because of the Lu family's kidnapping of me, this is compensation for me? β
"Okay...... Cheap them too. Chen Jin was a little unwilling.
Bai Yun smiled: "That's nothing, I'm a person with a legitimate job, this time, as long as you're fine, I'm not hurt except for a little fright, and I haven't thought about making a compensation." Besides, Lu Haiqian can still do things, and with a part of the legal affairs into my performance, it can be more beautiful. β
Chen Jin wanted to tell her that Lu Zhen was "dead", but he was afraid that she would suspect that it was related to him, so he didn't take the initiative to mention it.
"It's good if you're happy, anyway, I'm unceremoniously taking their compensation." Chen Jin said and stood up: "No flowers, no flowers, I'll invite you to dinner!" β
"Okay, I'm not going to be polite to you!" Bai Yun applauded.
"If you choose a place, I'm afraid that the better ones will have to be booked, and they may be full at this time."
"Don't worry, I'm not polite to you, and I don't have to slaughter how expensive you are, there will always be a place to eat." Bai Yun also got up to take the bag. "By the way, will you come back after eating?"
"Huh?" Chen Jin is a little strange, what does this mean? Do you want to open a room with me?
She was already living alone, and if she really wanted to open a house, she might as well come back directly.
Bai Yun walked up to him and said softly, "Didn't you say you wanted to see the real chapter?" Then I can't come back here after dinner to spend the night, seven times in one night. β
"Ahem!" Chen Jin couldn't help coughing dryly. "That...... Don't tease me. β
Bai Yun pursed her lips and smiled, "I didn't tease you!" This is not only to thank you in person, but also to see the majesty of Shijiro in one night! β
Chen Jin also leaned closer and said seriously: "Don't make such jokes, men will take it as a hint, when the time comes, you will lose if you are really up!" β
Bai Yun continued to laugh: "I won't do it with others, it has nothing to do with you." Because I know you're not going to stay. β
"Use the agitation method!" Chen Jin glared at her, "Forget the lesson, right?" Believe it or not, I'll ...... you again," he gestured to carry her and throw her on the bed.
Bai Yun was very calm: "Don't you have to go back to Ye Guling's side at night?" β
"Uh...... Are you misunderstanding something? Chen Jin was a little sweaty