Chapter 49: The Tragic Shao Yu
Early in the morning, Gu Haotian woke up the three of them and went to wash, Shao Yujun blushed, secretly looked at Xu Hao and Tao Zhixin who were getting up, and saw that the two of them didn't pay attention to themselves, so they breathed a sigh of relief and hurriedly changed their underwear.
"Tao Zhixin, look! A *man drew a map last night! But his actions had long been confiscated by Xu Hao, Xu Hao jumped out of bed and picked up the mop rod at the door of the bathroom, and directly picked up the underwear that a man had just changed.
Shao Yu hurriedly jumped out of bed, chased Xu Hao in shame, and wanted to snatch back his exquisite little underwear, Tao Zhixin frolicked to join the battle group, Xu Hao ran around the house with his underwear, Tao Zhixin helped stop Shao Yu, and the three of them chased after each other in the dormitory.
After chasing for a long time, Shao Yu became more and more ashamed and angrily pushed away Tao Zhixin, who was blocking him, and snatched the mop in Xu Hao's hand, how could Xu Hao let him get his wish, he picked up the mop violently, and the underwear on the mop rod flew out directly.
At this time, the door of the dormitory was pushed open, Tang Ling's little head poked in, looked at the three people who were playing, and was about to ask questions, when he suddenly felt that something fell on top of his head.
When the frolicking three people saw Tang Ling coming in, they all stopped and looked at her suspiciously, and then when they saw the underwear on Tang Ling's head, the three of them were stunned and stupid, and they didn't know what to do for a while.
Feeling a pungent smell coming to her nose, Tang Ling looked at the top of her head in confusion, and held a delicate little panties in her hand, Tang Ling suddenly looked at the three of them with shame, threw the panties to the side, looked at the three of them with cannibalistic eyes and said angrily: "Who did it?" ”
Xu Hao and Tao Zhixin hurriedly pointed to Shao Yu and said in unison: "It's his." ”
Tang Ling glared at Shao Yu angrily, raised her leg and kicked at Shao Yu who was stupid there, and there was a miserable howl like killing a pig in the bedroom, Xu Hao and Tao Zhixin looked at the spicy Tang Ling, couldn't help but shudder, and hurriedly hid to the side.
Shao Yu, who was holding his head, kept retorting: "Ah! Don't fight, I didn't throw it, it's not me! ”
"Isn't it who you are? Did it run to my aunt's head on its own? Thinking of this, Tang Ling was even more angry, even beating and kicking, Shao Yu could only hold his head and be beaten passively.
Xu Hao and Tao Zhixin were frightened by this violent woman, and the two of them looked at Shao Yu who was fleeing all over the house with palpitations, there was no way! The two of them can't beat anyone together!
After chasing for a while, Tang Ling let out a slight bad breath, and Shao Yu, who had a blue nose and swollen face, ran aside in fright.
"Why do you wear so little in broad daylight? There's a naked ruffian? Tang Ling looked at the three of them and scolded angrily.
The three of them realized that they were only wearing a pair of underwear, and the ashamed three of them hurriedly put clothes on their bodies, and everyone was in their hearts, it seems that you broke into our bedroom! Now it's the other way around, but where do the three of them dare to fight back, they can only mutter in their hearts.
Gu Haotian, who had been hiding in the scrubbing room, saw that he couldn't hide anymore, so he tried to squeeze out a smile and walked out: "Commander, how did you find here?" ”
"Gu Haotian, go to the club early at noon, otherwise I will directly bring someone to your dormitory for training." When Tang Ling saw Gu Haotian, she seemed to have forgotten what had just happened, and looked at Gu Haotian and smiled slyly.
Gu Haotian didn't dare to refuse, and hurriedly responded: "Okay, I'll pass early at noon." ”
"Then you're busy, I'll go back first." Seeing that Gu Haotian agreed, Tang Ling smiled, turned around and walked to the door, saw the wet underwear on the ground and complained: "Next time I wash my clothes, wash them, what kind of clothes are you washing!" The laundry detergent on it hasn't been washed off yet, and there is still a strange smell on it? After finishing speaking, he picked up his toes, and his underwear flew directly on Shao Yu's head, looking at Tang Ling who slammed the door, the faces of the four of them were a little weird, and then they all burst into laughter. Fortunately, Tang Ling's girl didn't know the truth of the matter, otherwise Shao Yu wouldn't have been beaten up.
Shao Yu's face turned red and he took off the underwear on his head, glared at Xu Hao and Tao Zhixin fiercely and went to the bathroom
After Shao Yu came out of the bathroom, Xu Hao and Tao Zhixin hurriedly stepped forward to apologize, but they were ignored by Shao Yu, and the two of them used all kinds of means before Shao Yu forgave the two of them, but the condition was that the living expenses for next month would be paid by the two of them, Xu Hao and Tao Zhixin agreed with bitter faces.
After Xu Hao and Tao Zhixin finished washing, the four of them went to the restaurant for breakfast, and when they ate, Xu Hao gave his eggs to Shao Yu: "Shao Yu, I sprayed so much laundry detergent last night, this is also for you, you have to make up for it!" ”
Gu Haotian and the three of them laughed, Shao Yu's little face was like a boiled crab, he glared at the three of them fiercely, and lowered his head to eat.
At noon, Gu Haotian went to the Guwu Club, and was startled when he arrived at the door of the club, only to see that the entire community was overcrowded, and the house could no longer stand, and they were all lined up in the courtyard.
Gu Haotian looked at these hundreds of newcomers, smiled bitterly in his heart, and really wanted to run away immediately, but thinking about Tang Ling's little witch's methods, he hurriedly dispelled this idea and walked over hard.
Tang Ling smiled: "Gu Haotian, it's still your charm!" Look at these students, it's because of you that you signed up for the club! What do you think? Teach everyone, right? ”
Zhao Zhijun and everyone coaxed together, Gu Haotian looked at the enthusiastic crowd and said, "Okay!" Today, I will teach you some of the most basic moves of our ancient Chinese martial arts. ”
After finishing speaking, he began to teach these new students on the * field outside the door of the Guwu Club, and many people came to watch for a while, Gu Haotian taught for more than an hour, and the whole * field was applauded and applauded, Tang Ling would not let go of this opportunity, and quickly took advantage of the situation to publicize, and suddenly recruited a lot of new members at noon.
Gu Haotian smiled bitterly in his heart, this girl really has the potential of a profiteer!
In the afternoon, Gu Haotian came to the lecture hall early, Gu Haotian only went to elementary school, junior high school and high school, but he just moved Gu Haokui's book back to study by himself, so he was very serious about learning Gu Haotian.
"Get out!"
As soon as Gu Haotian sat down in the back left row, he saw a beautiful woman with long hair and a shawl coming over, and the beauty looked at Gu Haotian in disgust and scolded.
Gu Haotian glanced at the beauty angrily, he didn't provoke her! How to curse! Forget it, good men don't fight with women, after taking a deep breath, Gu Haotian got up and walked to the seat next to him.
"Don't you have eyes?" Looking at the somewhat wrinkled book cover pressed by Gu Haotian, the beauty looked at Gu Haotian with anger on her face.
Gu Haotian looked at the book in the beauty's hand, and then he understood, and looked at the beauty apologetically: "I'm sorry, I didn't pay attention just now." ”
"There are so many people who want to hang up on my aunt and grandmother, such a lame method is useless." Zhao Qing glanced at Gu Haotian mockingly.
"You look crooked and cracked, and someone is chasing you? It's a nightmare to look at you! Gu Haotian couldn't help it anymore, he didn't mean it, not to mention that he had already apologized, and she was endless.
Looking at Gu Haotian's underbeaten face, Zhao Qingqi's face turned pale, and he picked up his slap and flashed it in Gu Haotian's face.
Ah 'Practicing Qi Realm' Dao Xing, grabbed the Qianqian jade bowl, Gu Haotian looked at Zhao Qing in surprise, he didn't expect that this woman was also a monk, only one realm lower than himself.
"Bastard!" Zhao Qing saw that Gu Haotian dared to grab his wrist, and he showed no mercy in anger, and his whole body mana converged with his left hand, and his left palm slapped Gu Haotian on the shoulder with a fierce palm wind.
Gu Haotian was shocked in his heart, if this palm was patted, then his right arm would be wasted, what a vicious woman! Hurriedly let go of Zhao Qing's wrist and waved his palm to greet him.
"Ahh Jade-faced Yama and Iceberg Beauty fought? ”
"This jade-faced Yama even beats a beautiful woman?"
"There's a good show to watch now, even if the jade-faced Yama is powerful, I'm afraid it will be gnawed by the flower messengers of the iceberg beauties, and there will be no scum left."
"You know a fart, the jade-faced Yama is from the ancient martial arts society, protected by a spicy witch, who dares to provoke him!"
Seeing Gu Haotian and Zhao Qing fighting, the entire lecture hall boiled, and everyone was talking while watching
"Smack!"
After a crisp sound, Zhao Qing was shocked back a few steps, shook his left arm, which was a little numb, and looked at Gu Haotian opposite in disbelief, how could it be? I was shocked back by him?
"Boy, you're looking for death!"
An angry shout came, and then I saw a young man walking towards Gu Haotian angrily.
"There are many people who want Lao Tzu to die, but unfortunately, Lao Tzu is still alive and well." Gu Haotian glanced at the young man sarcastically.
"That's because you didn't meet me." The young man stared at Gu Haotian and said coldly.
"Dare I ask you which green onion you are?" Gu Haotian looked at the young man playfully and teased.
"Ye family, Ye Xiaoran is this young master!" The young man looked at Gu Haotian arrogantly.
"Whew! You are Ye Xiaoran? Gu Haotian exclaimed.
"Not bad! It's Master Ben! Ye Xiaoran glanced at Gu Haotian proudly.
"I really haven't heard of it." Gu Haotian said seriously.
"Boy, you're looking for death!" Everyone in the lecture hall was amused by the conversation between the two, and Ye Xiaoran's handsome face turned crimson angrily: "Boy, get out of here if you have a kind, otherwise Young Master Ben will not be finished with you." "After that, you have to go outside.
"Why should I go out? If you want me to go out, I'll go out? Gu Haotian sat back leisurely.
Ye Xiaoran was angry and screamed, he didn't care about it anymore, and he was about to do it with a pinch of his palms.
"Ye Xiaoran, you don't have to worry about your aunt's affairs." Zhao Qing, who had already recovered herself, hurriedly spoke up to stop Ye Xiaoran.
Ye Xiaoran hurriedly stopped when he heard this, glared at Gu Haotian fiercely and sat aside.
Zhao Qing glanced at Gu Haotian with interest, swept the chair with a book and sat down