Although we see people the most every day, and we come into contact with people the most, the most things in the world are not people, but flies, which are annoying, but also ubiquitous. For example, Zhang He is now facing a swarm of "buzzing" and annoying flies.

The nine new experts were led by an old man with a crane-haired and childish face, but it was not this crane-haired and child-faced old man who was the first to speak, but an old man in his fifties who followed closely behind the old man.

Looking at this old man again, it is not only very annoying, but also ugly.

A round fat body, less than one meter six or five tall, and a stinky head.

Big cake face, short thick eyebrows-, a◆ns≈⊕om, small eyes, collapsed nose, plus a mouthful of Huang Shengsheng's buckteeth, although Zhang He is not a woman, nor is he old glass, and he does not have much requirements for a man's appearance, but the problem is that when he looks like this, even Zhang He can't help but feel unbearable for a while.

The appearance of this stinky fly made Zhang He involuntarily think of Shang, the decrepit boy who was beaten three times, like a flower.

Poor as a flower, when I was a woman, people said that they had never seen such an ugly woman, and they were flattened by the sea once; When he changed his appearance as a man, he was said that he had never seen such an ugly man, so he was flattened by Haibian again, Zhang He really felt that in fact, Comrade Zhou Xingxing really shouldn't let Li Jianren play Ruhua, but should let this product act, because this product doesn't need makeup at all, and it is already far uglier than Ruhua.

This kind of ugly man really deserves to be beaten by Haibian because he is too ugly, because no matter how Haibian is, for him, it is plastic surgery.

In fact, the ugliness is not the most terrible, the most terrible thing is that the ugly people don't love hygiene, looking at the little thing left in this product, but the bird feathers that can be refined into three taels of oil can be refined, Zhang He wants to beat people.

There are a lot of ugly people, probably because the ancestors of this goods were created, right? Otherwise, how could this product be so relevant to this sentence? This must be due to genetic factors, otherwise, it can't be such a coincidence, right? Zhang He couldn't help but think with a joke.

Zhang He really didn't want to talk nonsense with this thing, because talking to this kind of Martian visitor who is like fog, rain and wind, that is, not like a human is completely self-destructive, so Zhang He decisively chose to shut up.

But unfortunately, Zhang He was afraid of losing his position, but this product had to treat himself as a person, "Zhang He, you are so majestic." This thing stared at Zhang He with his little eyes that he couldn't even find, and said angrily.

Talking to this kind of goods, every word he says, is an insult to his beauty, so, in order to avoid the red and black who are close to Zhu, Zhang He decisively chose the answer with the least number of words, "Get out." ”

One word, it shouldn't make his appearance ugly, Zhang He couldn't help but think.

However, this thing has no self-knowledge, "Zhang He, you are too much." This thing couldn't help but point at Zhang He's nose and scolded, "You don't take a mirror to look at it and see what you are?" ”

This time, everyone laughed.

Nima, it seems that although these people are very annoying, but the aesthetics are basically normal, Zhang He also smiled, laughing almost straight, after a while, Zhang He finally stopped laughing, and said with a stern face, "I'm sorry, I know that I am a god horse thing, but may I ask, are you a god horse thing?" Sorry, I really can't see it. ”

As the saying goes, hitting people doesn't slap their faces, and laughing people don't laugh at ugliness, so Zhang He's undisguised ridicule completely angered this idiot, "Zhang He, you ......" While speaking, this idiot rushed towards Zhang He like a rolling meat ball, and grabbed Zhang He's collar.

Nima, that's what my brother wants.

Looking at the meat ball tugging at his collar, the corners of Zhang He's mouth involuntarily appeared with a touch of disdainful sarcasm, but then he said angrily, "Let go." ”

The meat ball did not obey Zhang He's "order", but grabbed Zhang He's collar even harder, and roared angrily, "Zhang He, you wait for me." ”

"I'll say it one last time, let go of your dog's paws, or else, don't blame me for being rude." Zhang He couldn't help but say viciously.

"You're welcome, okay, I'd like to see, how can you be polite?" Meatball roared with a hideous face, "It's kind of you hitting me." ”

I rub, can there be such a living treasure in the world? Would anyone really make such a "classic" request? Zhang He was immediately happy, and couldn't help but smile and said, "Okay then, then I'll meet your requirements." ”

As he spoke, Zhang He suddenly swung out his right palm and slapped it heavily on the greasy face of the meat ball.

The crisp sound of "pop" stunned everyone, but when everyone woke up, they only saw that the fat face of the meat ball had become more "fat", and there was an extra red slap print on the face.

The meat ball was blindfolded, but it quickly reacted, "Ahh With a hoarse roar, the meat ball immediately opened his big mouth full of buckteeth and bit Zhang He's right shoulder fiercely.

Nima, wonderful!

How can a man fight like this? The action of the meat ball made Zhang He can't help but want to laugh out loud, but in order to make the first slap louder, Zhang He had to pretend to have a very painful expression, and he couldn't help but inhale the cool air in a big gulp.

Zhang He's performance was very real, which made everyone feel relieved involuntarily, but the actual situation was that Zhang He didn't even feel it at all.

Just kidding, if this thing could bite itself with that bit of garbage teeth, then I don't know how many times I died.

The physical strength of the Hongmeng Pregnant God Determination Forging Body Determination Great Perfection Realm is directly harder than the steel plate, so it can withstand the full bombardment of the strong man in the late Yuan Infant Stage, and how can this kind of bite hurt in the slightest?

Zhang He's performance was very successful, making everyone believe that he was really in pain, looking at the people who were full of schadenfreude, but no one came up to persuade him, Zhang He finally stopped showing mercy to his subordinates.

"Smack."

There was another crisp crisp sound, and a clear slap mark appeared on the left face of the meat ball, of course, Zhang He couldn't use it with all his might, otherwise, the greasy head of the meat ball would directly turn into a pile of rotten meat.

The meat ball went crazy, and although it was slapped again, it still refused to let go, but bit harder.

Zhang He really wanted to laugh, but he had to hold back his laughter, and after gasping loudly again, and letting out a few painful moans, Fang Cai waved his right palm again, "Smack." With another crisp sound, the right side of the meat ball's face immediately became more like a meat ball.

There was still no one to persuade him to fight, and no one was persuaded to fight, which was exactly the situation that Zhang He wanted, so Zhang He also waved his right palm again in a painful howl, not only that, but this time, Zhang He never stopped waving his palm.

"Bang Bang ......"

In a burst of dense slapping sounds, under the gloating gaze of everyone, the meat ball finally let go, the reason is very simple, because his mouth full of buckteeth were all knocked off by Zhang He one by one, and, at the moment of letting go of his mouth, the meat ball could no longer hold on, and then fell to the ground.

The resounding slap in the face, a conflict beyond everyone's expectations, is very much in line with everyone's needs, because such a conflict is enough for the Chinese government to get involved.

Everyone's purpose is very consistent, let Zhang He, who is loaded with bi, go back, and stop making a name for himself here, which is annoying, so as the meat ball fell to the ground, the crowd watching the excitement immediately exploded.

"Let's see, what's going on with Director Liu?" One of the experts who came with the meat ball immediately bent down and quickly checked the meat ball's condition.

Another one to load bi.

The expert quickly determined the injury of the meat ball, "Zhang He, you are deliberately hurting people." As soon as he got up, the expert couldn't help but attack Zhang He with a preemptive voice.

"Deliberately hurting, hahaha." Zhang He couldn't hold back any longer, and couldn't help laughing out loud, and after a while, Zhang He finally stopped laughing, and said with disdain on his face, "Which eye of yours saw that I was deliberately hurting someone?" ”

"Everybody saw it." The expert turned his head to look at everyone, and said with a heartache on his face, "Director Liu tried his best to save people, but I didn't expect that he was beaten to a slight concussion, and several teeth were knocked out, alas, my heart is cold." ”

With the sympathetic sigh on the expert's face, everyone finally couldn't help it, and immediately began to attack Zhang He frantically.

"Director Li said a lot, he was deliberately hurting people." Another expert who came with the meat ball stepped forward.

"Yes, we must work together and demand that the murderer be severely punished."

"That is, if you can't save people, you will hurt people, how can this kind of garbage be qualified to be a doctor?"

"Is there no one in Gangneung? I have to rely on this kind of garbage to make up the numbers. ”

"Punish the murderer severely."

"Brute, go back to Gangneung."

……

Looking at the passionate experts, Zhang Hede's face finally gradually became cold, "Shut up." Zhang He couldn't help but slap the table next to him heavily, and roared with murderous intent.

Although Zhang He is not a murderer, Zhang He has also killed several people, although the killing intent is not very strong, but everyone present is just ordinary people, so with Zhang He's roar full of murderous intent, everyone invariably shut up.

Zhang He glanced at everyone with a cold face, and then pointed to a man in his forties, and said slowly, "You said that I am not qualified to be a doctor, right?" ”

Although the idiot was a little timid by Zhang He's cold gaze, in front of everyone, the idiot also stubbornly stepped forward, "Yes, I said it, so what?" ”

"Good, good." Jang Hyuk pointed at the idiot's nose and said viciously, "If I really don't qualify to be a doctor, I'll go back to Gangneung immediately, but if it turns out that I'm indeed a skilled doctor, then what?" ”

"I ......" The idiot was dumbfounded by Zhang Hebi.

"Okay, since you can't decide, then I'll make the decision for you." Zhang He walked towards the idiot step by step, so frightened that the idiot couldn't help but retreat again and again, and finally sat on the ground, but Zhang He didn't let go of the idiot, but grabbed the idiot's collar, lifted it up, stared at his eyes and said, "If the facts can prove that my medical skills are superb, how about you kneel and climb out for me?" ”

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