Chapter 139: Feng'er in Wonderland
"Alas...... Alas...... Alas......"
As soon as Zhang Ye walked out of the computer room, he heard a shouting from the second floor. The sound was very embarrassing, as if the tongue was knotted, needless to say, it must be Feng'er's kid who woke up and was making a fuss.
"What kind of mess?"
Shaking his head, he walked to the second floor.
It's just that things don't seem to be what they seem.
It's not Feng'er who is shouting, it's an eagle like a starling.
The little creature seemed to wake up not long after he left the room. At this time, he was lying on the bed, kicking and kicking on all fours, and his mouth was still shouting.
What just made people feel funny was that Ying'er actually used Feng'er's muttering sound. If you don't walk in and take a look, you'll really think it's Feng'er shouting.
As for Feng'er's little guy......
All right!
I have to say that this small family really belongs to the kind of heartless and heartless. Even if his younger brother was yelling not far away, he still didn't wake up.
Just pouting his ass and falling asleep like an ostrich.
"Ahhhhh......h Yikes...... ......As soon as he saw his father come in, the eagle babbled at him with a happy face.
"Stinky boy, don't shout, my brother still has to sleep!"
"Huh?"
The eagle lay on the bed, staring at a pair of dark eyes, purring and purring.
"This kid seems to have a lot of ghost ideas when he grows up!" Ying'er's constantly turning eyes made Zhang Ye feel a little depressed.
"Daddy......"
As if the sound of his father and his younger brother talking woke him up, Xiao Linglong rubbed her eyes in Zhang Ye's arms, and then looked at him with a pair of big confused eyes.
"Good daughter, still can't you sleep?" Looking at the cute little Linglong, Zhang Ye asked.
But Xiao Linglong's words made Zhang Ye feel a little sour in his heart: "Dad! Don't leave your baby behind! ”
Obviously, the events of this early morning had some impact on Xiao Linglong's heart, so she would say such things as soon as she woke up.
"Hmmm! The baby is the most well-behaved, and Dad won't want the baby! Touching her little head, Zhang Ye felt sour and happy in his heart, with mixed tastes.
"What...... ......"
Someone was talking beside him, Feng'er seemed to be aware, but he didn't wake up, but turned over and continued to sleep.
"Feng'er has eaten!" Looking at Feng'er who was sleeping happily and had a cute face in his sleep, Zhang Ye said with a smile.
"Eat? Eat! Eat! ”
Suddenly, Feng'er woke up from her sleep. He rubbed his misty eyes, then stood up and stepped out.
"Be careful!"
Zhang Ye never expected that Feng'er would have such a reaction, and he didn't even have time to stop it. only said 'be careful', and saw that Feng'er, the little guy, fell out of bed one by one.
It slammed into the floor with a thud.
If it were an ordinary child, I am afraid that I would cry in an instant.
Can be the change of the baby dragon. The state cannot be measured by ordinary standards at all. I saw that after the little guy fell out of bed, he actually touched his head in a daze, and then immediately got up, and walked out of the door in a daze. The staggering action looks very ridiculous.
Especially this kid is now all naked, and looks like a fat little pig.
"Is that okay?" Zhang Ye looked at Feng'er's smooth back in surprise, and almost dropped his jaw.
"Let's go! Eagle, let's go see your brother! ”
As he spoke, he leaned down and picked up the eagle on the bed, and walked out. Xiao Linglong looked at her younger brother next to her with an unhappy face, pouting.
At this time, Feng'er had already begun to stumble downstairs. It's just that the action is not flattering. Because he is so small, each ladder is upside down, and the movements are very clumsy, which is very funny.
But Zhang Ye didn't speak, just quietly watched.
And it's strange to say that Feng'er, the little guy, is as if he didn't see him, and resolutely does his own thing.
Even Xiao Linglong and Ying'er were full of surprise when they saw Feng'er's movements. I don't know what my brother (older brother) is doing.
Finally went downstairs, Feng'er immediately turned around, stretched out two fleshy little hands, and ran towards the kitchen, constantly muttering "Eat, eat!!" ”
"This kid...... Make no mistake! Feng'er's movements made Zhang Ye stunned.
But then, something that made Zhang Ye feel even more stunned appeared. I saw Feng'er's little guy walking around the kitchen barefoot, and it seemed that he found nothing. So he muttered.
"Puppets eat!"
Then he staggered out.
Even when he went out, if Zhang Ye hadn't dodged quickly, I was afraid that he would have bumped into him.
"What is this kid doing?" Now don't talk about Xiao Linglong and them, even Zhang Ye has completely fallen into doubt.
But at this time, something that surprised Zhang Ye even more appeared.
I saw that Feng'er's kid actually started to climb the stairs clumsily.
"Hey-hey-hey-" If it's just climbing the stairs, this kid is actually climbing the stairs and shouting loudly.
"I'll go!" The scene in front of him made Zhang Ye think of a possibility, which made him can't help but scold. If the guess is true, it is really a thunderstorm and a mud horse running wildly.
Compared with when going downstairs, when going upstairs, Feng'er's speed was obviously much faster.
The little guy used his hands and feet together, and shouted in his mouth, and after a while, he climbed up to the second floor.
This made Zhang Ye sweat profusely. It's only been a while that I've been going up and down the stairs continuously, and it's really hard for this kid.
As soon as he went up to the second floor, Feng'er immediately stood up with a grunt, and then ran to the room with his bare buttocks.
"What is this kid doing?" Zhang Ye's mind was full of doubts.
Following Feng'er's side, Zhang Ye followed him into the room. Then I immediately saw Feng'er, this kid didn't know what was wrong, and he actually started to walk around the bed. The fat little face was full of eagerness.
Feng'er walked around the bed several times, and Zhang Ye finally figured it out.
Feelings: This kid wants to.
Because he saw that Feng'er had been lying on the edge of the bed several times, and his calves were always high, but he was too short to climb up no matter what he did.
In the end, Feng'er did something that surprised Zhang Ye.
I saw that Feng'er actually ripped off the sheets. Then he wrapped himself in a mess, and then he pouted his little ass and lay on the ground.
"Huh?"
Zhang Ye almost fainted.
Because this action is so familiar to him. This is exactly the standard action of Feng'er when he sleeps. Many times when I woke up in the middle of the night, I saw Feng'er pouting and falling asleep.
I remember when I first saw it, Zhang Ye thought that this kid was awake. Later, I found out that he was only sleeping!
But when he saw Feng'er's action again in this situation, Zhang Ye immediately became calm.
There is really an urge to look up to the sky at 45 degrees and shed a thousand tears.
After tossing for so long, Zhang Ye finally understood. In fact, Feng'er didn't wake up at all, but she was sleepwalking all the time. His voice of 'eating' just woke up Feng'er's subconscious.
It's just that you don't need to be so pitiful!
I fell out of bed in a daze and didn't wake up. How powerful this subconscious is!
Zhang Ye really couldn't think of it.
"My brother is asleep?" Xiao Linglong, who was fixed on her chest by Zhang Ye with a strap, always tilted her head to look at her younger brother. At this moment, he suddenly saw his move, which suddenly made Xiao Linglong puzzled.
She opened her pink mouth slightly, and a trace of cute doubt and surprise appeared on her meaty bun face.
However, because the eagle didn't understand anything, he just stared at a pair of dark eyes and looked left and right all the time. There seems to be no intention of stopping at all.
Zhang Ye watched it for a long time, and finally shook his head and put the eagle on the bed. Then let go of Xiao Linglong on his chest and changed them into a set of small clothes.
But there was a problem that made Zhang Ye feel quite depressed.
Because of the incident in the early hours of the morning, all the spare clothes at home have been reimbursed. Only a portion of the laundry was left drying.
"Looks like we're going to sell new clothes again." Zhang Ye rubbed his head, a little helpless.
Give them a change of clothes.
The sister and brother suddenly turned into cute little beauties and handsome guys.
Especially with their fat bun face, it's just cute.
"Stinky boy, it's time to get up." After doing all this, Zhang Ye walked to Feng'er's side, reached out and slapped him on his high pouting buttocks.
"Hmm...... Hmmm......"
was slapped on the buttocks, and Feng'er woke up from the bed sheet nest with a chirp.
Rub your eyes!
Then he said something that made Zhang Ye collapse.
"Baba dinner?"
"Eat you big-headed ghost!" Zhang Ye couldn't cry or laugh, and couldn't help but knock lightly on Feng'er's head.
Suddenly, the kid covered his head and looked at him pitifully.
"Baba...... Idol...... I'm going to cry! ”
Zhang Ye never expected that Feng'er would actually say such a funny sentence, which immediately made him speechless. "Cry! Cry to death! Then he said angrily, "Get up and get dressed." Otherwise, I won't take you with me when I go out to play today. ”
"Oh! Oh! Oh! ”
As soon as he talked about playing, Feng'er nodded violently. "Even if you want a cool golden ...... Even if you want to become a monkey......"
"No way!"
Zhang Ye dressed him, but his mouth was extremely decisive. He knows that Feng'er, this kid is lawless when he has a weapon, just like that grandson monkey, and even his sister dares to provoke.
What's even worse is that last time, he actually poked his sensitive part with the alloy stick that was removed from the broom. He was depressed for a long time.
"Why?"
"If you can't do it, you can't do it."
"That'...... That even wants to become a monkey, such a big monkey! ”
Saying that, Feng'er also opened her hands, comparing how big and big.
"You're not that material! Be your baby dragon and what a monkey! Zhang Ye was angry and funny.
"Daddy! What kind of dragon is a baby dragon? At this time, Xiao Linglong bit her finger and asked cutely.
It was only at this time that Zhang Ye reacted. At this time, they didn't have any inheritance memories, and if they wanted to awaken the inheritance memories, they couldn't open them until they reached adulthood. So although these little guys vaguely know the concept of 'dragon', they don't realize that they are dragons.