020 Where's your dad
My dad glanced at me.
"What's the matter, I'm afraid your mother won't know if I'm here?"
"No, no, how could it be."
I hurriedly waved my hand, and I quickly pulled out the network cable while he wasn't paying attention, I wanted to play with him, but who thought he was a rookie.
"Ahh Dad, I remembered, I made an appointment with my classmates today to sing K today, so, I'm sorry about that. ”
"Where are you going, play with me first, see how your dad and I are elegant!."
"But my computer suddenly has no network cable, how to play."
My dad looked at my computer and saw that there was indeed no internet, he thought about it and suddenly smiled.
"There it is! You wait for me from here. ”
Then I saw him walk to the door, sneakily look left and right at the door, and then walk out after making sure that no one was there.
I looked at him and was indeed a little speechless, like a thief in his own home, and he wouldn't beat him up if others couldn't see him at night.
I clicked on his game record and looked, Nima, all Dema, all zero kills, I really don't know how he got to the thirtieth level.
After a while, my dad came in with something in his arms, and he didn't forget to lock the door before coming in.
"Well, this is for you, there is a net inside."
I nodded, turned on the computer, and just as I turned it on, I heard some strange noises.
"Ah~ah~." Then I saw an island romance movie in front of my eyes.
"Mistakes, hehe."
I looked at him and laughed cheaply, and gave him a blank look.
My dad knows my number, I have to change to another number, I think about it again, I really can't think of another number, my dad noticed me.
"Little bastard! Why are you stunned, I'll have to put the computer away later, your mother found out and wanted to cut me. ”
"Well, I don't have a number, my number has been blocked."
"Then why don't you talk about it?"
After speaking, he took out a small notebook from his pocket, I saw him flip through it, and saw that it was full of numbers, and there were notes at the back, and when I saw the notes, I was speechless.
"Rookie"
"Rookie II"
"Rookie No. 3"
It's the twentieth! He flipped over and looked at me.
"What number do you want, hurry up."
I swallowed my saliva "Number Three"
This dad is weird enough, and suddenly he doesn't want to talk to him.
The game began to choose a hero, and I saw that he decisively chose Delmar, and I also chose a random hero.
Along the way, I wanted to end the fight as soon as possible, so I was sending people away, and he was greeted with a sentence of "Why are you so scummy!" ”
I'll look at his record again, I sent it on purpose, the number of deaths is 14, he played so seriously, the number of deaths is only one less than mine!
Look at him again, he doesn't blush at all, the expression on his face is so serious, as if he is going to battle, and he will twist his body from time to time.
The game was over quickly, and in less than twenty minutes, I saw that he was sweating profusely, but his record remained the same, and he still had zero kills!
"I said okay, right?"
"One more game."
"But just now you only said you were playing one game."
"No, I just said 'first' to play, okay?"
I saw him cheating, so I had to continue to play with him, and I wouldn't bother to pay attention to him if I didn't have something to ask him.
At the beginning of the second sentence, it is still the second choice of Dema, it is still the same record, or the same time!
"Malegobi's, Lao Tzu doesn't believe it, let's have another game."
In this way, I played with him until eight o'clock, during which the fat man called me three times.
"I said Dad, okay, I made an appointment with my classmates to go at seven o'clock, and now it's past eight o'clock, can you let me go first, and then play tomorrow?"
"What do you say? What time is it? ”
My dad suddenly looked at me with wide eyes, very emotional, and I was frightened by his action.
"It's past eight o'clock, what's wrong?"
"Your mother can't find the computer and knows that I'm going to play with the computer, your mother still has to kill me, no, I want to continue playing, it's like this anyway, I definitely can't lose, right!"
I looked at him helplessly.
"What's that, Dad, give some money to use, you know, going to that kind of place must cost money, you say no, the big man has the best face"
"No money."
"Then where did you get the money to go to the Internet café just now?"
"Private money."
"Is there anything else? Give me some. ”
"No, it's all taken away by your mother."
I glanced at him, he must still have money.
"You won't give it to me, will you? Then I'll go and talk to my mom." ”
"Fuck your uncle, little bastard, you threaten Lao Tzu?"
"How so, hehe."
Dad glanced at me, and reluctantly took out a stack of money from his socks, more than two thousand, I watched him order, the more I clicked, the happier I was, but when he clicked a few more, I had a bad premonition.
"Here's it."
I took the money and looked up at my dad.
"Seventy-three three?"
"Too much?"
"I'll go to my mother."
"Don't."
My father stopped me and handed me another two hundred yuan, I didn't say anything, just looked at him, he thought about it, and threw another three hundred yuan.
"That's all, look at me again, I'll tie you up in the toilet directly, do you believe it?"
As soon as I heard this, I immediately picked up the money on the table.
"Thank you, Dad, thank you, Dad."
Dad snorted, and then waved his hand very awesomely, I didn't leave, I was still standing in place.
"You little bastard, I won't give you any money, and you're still standing here and burping?"
"What, Dad, can you lend me your 'old donkey'? You see it's so late, isn't it? It's also convenient to have a car. ”
The old donkey is a small motorcycle of my dad, and of course, this name is given by my dad!
Without saying a word, my dad handed me the key and continued to concentrate on the game.
I took the key, just as I was about to start leaving.
"Wait."
He sneakily walked to the back of the door, opened the door and pushed me out, and then I heard the sound of the lock.
I shook my head helplessly and walked to the door, not bumping into my mother on the way, and I didn't know where I went.
I dialed the fat man's phone and asked him to wait for me downstairs, just after hanging up the phone, I saw my mother trotting over, holding a baseball bat in her hand, murderous eyes, coupled with anger on her face, I couldn't help but pray for my father, Dad, do it yourself!
"Where's your dad?"
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