Chapter 82: The Black Shop

Dundee jokingly said, "What's so polite with me?" As long as you don't kill me with these swords. [Ran^Text^Library] []”

"How could I still kill you? You're all my husband anymore. Swift said seriously: "If anyone is against you in the future, I will use these two swords to cut him to pieces!" ”

"What a violent girl." Dundee thought about it, and now he shuddered when he thought of her fast and ruthless swordsmanship, fortunately such a master was subdued by himself, and it seemed that he had to thank her dead ghost master.

After that, Dundee told Swift that he was going back to County R and asked Swift to stay in City C for the time being. One is that her legs and feet still need some time to recover, and there is a more important reason, there is still Anna's vinegar jar at home in R County that has not been leveled. Swift was very understanding and almost obedient to Dundee's words, although she was a little reluctant, but she obediently agreed.

In the evening, Dundee drove the new car Lan Qingping bought for him: an orange Land Rover Freelander 2 off-road vehicle, and drove on the road back to R County, and he couldn't wait to see Long Xiaolan and Anna

On the same day, the historic tourist resort "Qianling Ancient Town" in R County held a quarterly boat race poetry meeting, and the tourists were crowded. Since it was Sunday, Anna, Long Xiaolan and Du Xiaoya also came to play together, and the three beauties had a lot of fun together, which released the pressure of studying.

In the morning, I went to the "Qianling Temple" to burn incense and worship the Buddha, and then took a boat to visit the beautiful scenery along the river, and walked around the well-preserved ancient town alleys and bought a lot of handicrafts. Later, I went to play the kind of game of guessing lantern riddles and winning gifts for pairs, but unfortunately I lost so badly, and now the merchants are really becoming more and more treacherous.

"Hey~ I guessed wrong again!" Anna said regretfully: "If only Dundee's stinky boy was here, he has the most fancy intestines in his stomach, and he must be able to guess a lot, hum!" Blame him! Hurt us to lose so badly. ”

Long Xiaolan smiled: "Yes, my brother is the smartest, these must be so simple for him that he doesn't have to think about it." ”

"When will the big brother come back? The little girl misses him. Du Xiaoya pouted and said a little melancholy. This sentence suddenly made Anna a little unhappy, first, she also missed Dundee very much, and secondly, the little girl's tone was obviously adoring with a little admiration, is this worth it? So she said angrily:

"What do you think? Do you know what 'wanting' is for you, a yellow-haired girl? ”

"Oh~" Du Xiaoya agreed with some grievances, she was quite afraid of this big sister, and when teaching her to read and write, she would always knock her head with a pen from time to time, and scolded her "little fool", which is like Sister Long who is gentle and patient.

Seeing her aggrieved little appearance, Anna was a little reluctant, so she had to say, "Forget it, let's stop playing, I'm hungry!" Let's eat. ”

The three girls walked on the old bluestone road, through the bustling crowd and along the street in search of something delicious. "Hey~, this must be good!" Anna's eyes were sharp, and she found a restaurant, the store was decorated in an antique style, and the black signboard with a sense of cultural vicissitudes was engraved with several big characters of dragon flying and phoenix dancing: "Pine Crane Tower", and the left side of the plaque on the door post reads "Poetry into the dish to win the inner cuisine", and the right side reads "Invade the song into the wine competition and pass the palace to collect the famous wine".

The shopkeeper is a middle-aged man dressed plainly, who looks like the most honest person in the world, and he warmly welcomed the three girls into the "Peach Blossom House" private room. After the recipe was handed over, Anna couldn't help but shout with interest as soon as she looked through it: "Xiaolan, look, this recipe is really interesting, each set of dishes is a poem, it seems that the boss is really literate." ”

"It's really yes." Long Xiaolan had never seen such a recipe, and said curiously and a little worriedly: "Boss, you only have a poem on it that doesn't indicate the ingredients for the dish, how do we know what kind of dish it is?" ”

The boss said honestly: "Don't worry, girl, I guarantee that it is delicious and poetic." ”

"Well, in that case, we're going to have the four dishes in this poem." Anna said: "Well, it's 'two yellow orioles singing green willows, a line of egrets on the blue sky, the window is cold Xiling Qianqiu snow, and the door is anchored in the Dongwu Wanli boat', you speed up and we are all hungry." ”

"Okay, okay, serve it soon." The boss nodded and went down. Sure enough, they waited for a while, and the delicacies of three dishes and one soup were brought to the table.

"What?!" After seeing the dishes served clearly, the three girls could hardly believe their eyes, what the hell is this?! Anna hurriedly called the boss who was about to leave: "Hey, hey! Boss! What did you bring us? What about the dishes we want? ”

"That's what you want!" The boss said innocently: "Two yellow orioles are singing green willows, a line of egrets is in the blue sky, the window is cold and the snow is thousands of autumns in Xiling, and the door is anchored in the Dongwu Wanli boat." That's it. ”

"You've made this girl feel painful! (C dialect, meaning a big joke)" Anna said angrily: "What do you say about these four dishes and that poem?" ”

"The floor is not on the ground," the boss said in broken English, then pointed to the first dish and said: "This dish is 'Two Yellow Orioles Singing Green Willows', do you see the two fried eggs on the plate?" That's two orioles, and the green coriander in the middle is the green willow! ”

"Uh" Anna was stunned, thinking that this is okay?!

"And what about your dish? A few green onions! What's famous? Long Xiaolan asked a little angrily.

The boss said unhurriedly: "The green onion is from the white tender at the root to the green at the top, isn't it 'a line of egrets on the sky'?" ”

"It seems that this third plate of snow-white tofu brain is 'Window Cold Xiling Qianqiu Snow'?" Long Xiaolan asked sarcastically.

"Not bad! The girl has good eyesight. The boss reversed his honest image just now and said with a wicked smile: "Good Wencai! ”

"Wencai, you're big!" Anna answered angrily and said: "This last pot of soup is obviously a clear soup with a few slices of seaweed floating on it, do you dare to say that it is 'Menbo Dongwu Wanli Ship'?" What about your ship? ”

"Oh!" The boss suddenly realized, took out two halves of eggshells from the tray of serving vegetables and put them into the soup, then pointed to the eggshells floating on the soup noodles and said, "This is the boat!" ”

"What a ship! You are clearly blowing eggshells! Anna was so angry: "Boss, you are too cheating, two eggs, a few green onions and a bowl of tofu brain made four dishes, and even the eggshells were not wasted, you really can!" If these four dishes are more than 20 yuan, you are in Mengren! ”

"What are you kidding?" The boss said seriously: "These four dishes are 100 yuan each, a total of four hundred!" ”

"What?!" The third girl almost couldn't believe her ears, Anna slapped the case, and said angrily: "This girl has never seen such a deceptive shop, it seems that you are a black shop." Xiaolan, Xiaoya, let's stop eating, let's go! ”

"Wait!" The boss stretched out his hand to stop them and sneered: "The rules of this restaurant, once the food is on the table, it will not be returned or exchanged, you can leave if you want, settle the account first!" ”

Anna's eldest lady's temper came up at once, and her eyebrows rose: "You are simply blackmail!" What can you do if we don't give money? ”

"Wife! Someone wants to pay the bill! The boss turned his head and roared, and in a short time he heard a loud sound of footsteps coming from far and near, and the entire wooden floor seemed to tremble

"Who's on the pay?! The old lady wants to see who eats the bear's heart and the leopard dares to eat white food here! Before the sound arrived, after a rough and hoarse voice, a appeared at the door of the private room, which suddenly blocked most of the light, and even the wifi instantly lost the signal It was the proprietress of the store, only to see that she was eight feet tall and her waist was also eight feet! The forehead is exaggerated, I saw that she is almost close to one meter eight, she is extremely strong, her arms are the thickness of the thighs of Anna and Long Xiaolan, and her bucket-like waist cannot be hugged by more than two people.

"Yikes!!" Du Xiaoya was frightened by the sudden appearance of the dominatrix, and hid behind Long Xiaolan with a scream. Long Xiaolan looked at the large spatula in the proprietress hand, and she was also worried, and whispered: "Sister Nana, why don't we give them the money, just don't come in the future." ”

Before Anna could speak, the dominatrix's big voice roared first: "Humph! Now the money is not 400, you must be fined for defaulting on the debt, take 1000! ”

"You guys!" Anna said angrily: "You guys are robbery! Is there still a royal law?! Originally, she planned to adopt Long Xiaolan's opinion and give it to the four hundred people, but she didn't expect the other party to be even more excessive.

"Don't say it so ugly, little girl, I advise you to give money obediently." The boss said very proudly: "I'm not afraid to tell you, this shop is covered by the Five Absolute Gang, have you heard of the underworld?" The three of them are so beautiful, if they annoy the Five Absolute Gang, it will be a pity to send you to a nightclub. ”

"The Five Absolute Gang?" As soon as Anna heard this name, she immediately calmed down and sneered: "The underworld is a bit scary, but the Five Absolute Gangs you mentioned, this girl is really not afraid, do you dare to let me make a call?" ”

"Whatever you want! I'm going to see what you can do. The boss looked fearless, his cousin was a police officer at the Qianling Town Police Station, and he paid enough protection money to the Five Absolute Gangs who controlled Qianling Town every month. Therefore, these two couples are very arrogant and often blackmail tourists who come and go, anyway, the guests in the tourist area are not repeat customers, and the fraud is false. Today, when he saw that the clothes worn by Anna's three daughters were all famous brands, he looked like a rich man in the city, and a little girl, and immediately knew that the "fat sheep" had come to the door, how could he not knock on the stroke?

Anna gave him a "you're dead" look and dialed Ma Conghai's phone: "Hey! Boss Ma? ”

"Master An!" Boss Ma's eager voice immediately sounded over there: "Are you in any trouble?" Before Dundee left, he told him to protect Anna's daughters, and he knew that Anna would not call him for no reason, so he was very anxious.

"Oh, it's not too much." Anna said: "The three of us sisters are eating at the Songhe Tower in Qianling Town, but the owner of the shop wants to blackmail us, and when I heard him say that his shop is covered by you, I want to ask if it is convenient for us, don't detain us and not let us go, you see"

"Huh?" Ma Conghai was so shocked that he almost couldn't hold his mobile phone steadily, Nima's damn shopkeeper! Isn't this a pot of on the heads of laborers? If this word reached the ears of Master Dundee, Boss Ma would not dare to imagine the consequences. He immediately said: "Master An, this is definitely a misunderstanding!" That shop has nothing to do with us. Please wait five minutes, and I'll send someone right away. With that, he hung up the phone.

"Five minutes? Is it so fast? Anna put down the phone and muttered.

The shopkeeper and his wife also heard what Anna said when she called just now, but they didn't believe that the little girl in front of them could have anything to do with the boss of the Five Absolute Gang.

Less than two minutes had passed, and I heard a chaotic sound of footsteps outside, and seven or eight fierce young men had broken into the store. A strong man at the head shouted: "Boss! Roll over to labor! ”

The boss and his wife immediately greeted him with a smile, and the boss said, "Yo, isn't this Brother Chen of the Five Absolute Gang?" What the wind"

Before the words "I blew you here" were spoken, Brother Chen rushed up and smashed his face with a punch with lightning speed, and fell to the floor with two "plops". Brother Chen turned his head and instructed the brothers in the back: "Drag these two things who don't know whether they are dead or alive to the next door and educate them well!" ”

Immediately, four younger brothers came to take away the sad shopkeeper and his wife, and soon there were bursts of punching and kicking and pig-like howls in the private room next door. Brother Chen walked quickly in front of Anna, changed his vicious appearance just now, and said with low eyebrows: "Miss An, I am the person in charge of Qianling Town of the Five Absolute Gang, and I can't get up late, so I have wronged you." "It turns out that Boss Ma has always sent people to secretly protect Anna and others, and today they traveled to Qianling Town, and the crowds here are even more worried, and he specially instructed Chen You here in Qianling Town to protect them. Chen You didn't dare to slack off, and personally took a few brothers to follow from afar, and when Anna and the others entered the restaurant to eat, they were guarding the teahouse opposite, which is why they came so quickly.

Anna smiled and said, "It's not too late at all, we didn't suffer anything, and I was surprised by your efficiency." As soon as she thought about it, she understood that it must have been the person arranged by that kid from Dundee to protect them, otherwise it would not have come so quickly. She couldn't help but feel a little sweet, it seemed that Dundee was always thinking about herself.

Brother Chen explained with some apprehension: "Miss An, we Five Absolute Gang didn't know that this damn shopkeeper was so bold, in fact, the Five Absolute Gang had just taken over Qianling Town, and it was too late to get rid of these black sheep. Do you think you can not let Deng Shao know about today's events? ”(.)