20. Say good about the festival!
"Where did I go? Oh yes, it's live. The fairy old man stroked his white beard: "For us "time-travelers", ordinary people's TV shows are really unattractive. ”
"As you know, we are a minority of human society, and we can't even reveal our identities, so it's not realistic to change the program of the TV station. So I had to start my own program of our own "time-traveler"! ”
Speaking of this, the fairy old man patted Renault's head: "Boy, you are really lucky! Selected as our guest in the first issue. ”
"Guest?"
"That's right, the participants." The fairy old man smiled: "This is a set of "reality show" programs, and the protagonists are three "timers", you will enter different story copies under the gaze of all the time-travelers who watch the show, and compete according to a series of judgments such as "completion" of the story copy, "subduing the protagonist" and so on. ”
"It's really interesting for us to watch you pink newcomers venture through the story dungeon and relive the feeling that we were going to die at any moment."
Interesting your sister! Renault was powerless to complain. I'm going to die at any time or something, I'm just crazy! Anyway, it's not you who are dead!
"Stop complaining." The fairy old man had already read Renault's thoughts: "Since it's a reality show, it can't be absolutely safe." ”
The fairy old man's face suddenly sank: "In other words, although you are lucky to be one of the three guests of the first issue, this may also be your last life experience, because there is a high chance that you will die because of it." ”
The fairy old man said, putting his hand in his bosom and groping for ............
"Whoa! Here's the invitation! ”
Renault took a note and looked at it for three seconds............
"I'm rubbing! Your family's invitation letter is to sign a "life and death certificate"! You invited guests to the show, and the invitation was very breakthrough! ”
Renault complained, but his body was powerless to resist.
The fairy old man pressed Renault's head with his left hand, picked up Renault's middle finger with his right hand, dipped it in red clay, and pressed his fingerprint on the life and death form.
After finishing the matter, the fairy old man clapped his hands happily: "Okay, I'm relieved now." ”
"I didn't know you were reassuring!" Renaud struggled to sit up: "You can rest assured that I signed the life and death certificate, you are like this, I am not at ease at all!" ”
"Can I refuse ............"
Before Renault's words were finished, a large knife with a cold light was already on his neck: "What did you say?" When people get older, their ears can't hear clearly? ”
Feeling a hint of coldness in his neck, Renault swallowed: "I mean, how can I refuse!" ”
"Good!" The fairy old man withdrew the knife, turned to leave, and waved his hand back: "Go back and prepare, it will start tomorrow!" Also, don't speculate in your mind about my relationship with your mentor Cynthia. ”
"That's right, I'm Cynthia's mentor, your grandfather! Juvenile! ”
"It's all Cynthia's request to me, and I reluctantly agreed to invite you." The fairy old man complained as he left his back to Renault: "Otherwise, you think I will choose you!" You bronze scum! ”
“……………”
Renault couldn't take it anymore. Damn, who do you think wants to be chosen by you! Stinky old man!
And his own mentor, what a witch from hell! casually threw yourself into some reality show that could die at any time? Are you sure it wasn't the Dean who sent him to clean up the portal?
"Wait, hey!" Renault suddenly remembered something: "You guy! At least give me back your phone, hey! ”
"Smack!" Renault threw the life and death situation to the ground: "Your sister! There are still two copies of this kind of life and death certificate, you really think it's a "contract", hey! ”
"The person who was forced to sign the life and death certificate will not protect the life and death certificate at all, but pray that the life and death certificate will be destroyed!"
Renault didn't care about the life and death lying on the ground, turned around and left, he was going to hurry up and buy supper and go back, and then discuss the countermeasures with the two pit brothers............
"Ding!"
At the moment when Renault turned to leave.........
A kind voice came.
"Young Traveler............"
Renault covered his face bitterly, knowing what was going to happen next without looking.
Sure enough, a light shone in front of him.
An old man in a fairy costume! Float in mid-air! The whole body radiates a faint light, and the fairy costume with the flowing ribbons is incompatible with the white beard!
Again!
Isn't it really a shame to dress like this, hey!
"Young traveler............ the kind old man in a fairy costume said slowly: "Did you drop this gold death certificate or this silver death certificate?" ”
“……………”
"I'll kill your sister!"
"Boy! You can't throw away this life and death certificate! The fairy grandfather smiled kindly: "Everyone is a reasonable person. We record the show, we are fair and voluntary, if you lose this life and death certificate, then we are likely to be misunderstood by the audience as forced guests! ”
“……………”
"Hey, what did you say?" Renault plucked his ears: "Fair? Voluntarily? Where? How I didn't see it! Is it stealth? ”
"What you say will be misunderstood by the audience!
"You were forced to do it!"
Originally, Renaud thought that the fairy old man was going to explain something, and said two words that were not painful.
I never thought ............
This stinky old man actually squinted his eyes and shrugged his shoulders arrogantly, looking like "bite me"!
Longevity! I've seen a thick-skinned one, but I've never seen such a thick-skinned one!
"Hey! At least give me back your phone! ”
The fairy old man looked down at the timer: "Oh, okay, it just so happens that there is still a little time left for this episode, so I'll accompany you to record it for a while." ”
"Ding!"
The white light flickered again............
The fairy grandfather slowly raised his left hand and right hand, only to see that the two gold and silver life and death certificates in his hand had long disappeared and were replaced by ...............
Two phones! A ball of golden light! A cloud of silver glitter!
It seems to be made of pure gold and pure silver!
It's tempting.
A flash of thought flashed in Renault's head, flashing like a flash of lightning, Renault didn't dare to think about it carefully, he was worried that the fairy old man would see through his heart.
"Are you sure you're recording a show?" Renault asked tentatively: "Then I, then I didn't drop these two mobile phones, just an ordinary mobile phone............"
According to the story of "The Woodcutter and the River God", when Renault reveals that he dropped an ordinary mobile phone, the fairy old man should say, "Young traveler, you are very honest, and as a reward, I will give you both a gold and a silver phone!" ”
TV show or something, so many viewers are watching, even if the fairy old man is shameless, at least there will be a loss of festival left!
However.........
Renault never expected that!
"Oh? Ordinary mobile phones? The fairy old man put away the gold and silver phones: "Then I didn't pick it up!" ”
Renault: "..............."
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