Chapter 1: Lao Tzu has long wanted to do this

In the early morning, on the edge of the Pujiang River, there was a "bang", and a twenty-six or seventeen-year-old young man directly threw a bottle of liquor in his hand on the gravel next to him, and made a crisp sound.

"I'm grass your society, I don't accept it, don't let Lao Tzu get a chance! No matter who the can make Lao Tzu a rich man, Lao Tzu's life will be sold to him. The young man staggered up from the steps and shouted loudly at the turbulent Pujiang River.

"Are you sure?" A cold voice rang out in the young man's mind.

"Who?" The young man shook his head violently and looked around.

"I, a super robot life from an alien civilization, you are sure who can make you rich, and you will sell your life to him." The cold voice repeated.

"Extraterrestrial life? Grass, aliens are amazing, huh? Lao Tzu asks you, can you make me a rich man? The young man said with a mouth full of wine and waved the wine bottle in his hand.

"Yes."

"I want to see the money."

"How much?"

"100 million, can you get it? If you can't get it, hurry up and get out of here. The young man laughed twice.

The "Ding Dong" text message prompt sounded, and the young man lifted the wine bottle and poured a sip of liquor, then flipped out his mobile phone and opened the text message with his already somewhat hazy eyes.

"95588: Your tail number 7575 card 29 at 05:33 income (inter-bank remittance) 100000000 yuan, the current balance 100001123. 32 yuan. 【ICBC】"

The drunken and hazy young man's eyes instantly widened at the boss, and after a long time, two words came out of his mouth: "I grass!" ”

"The money has arrived." The cold voice rang out again.

"You're an alien?" The youth asked again.

"Yes, all-powerful extraterrestrial life." The cold voice seemed to narrate something very bland.

"You sober me up first." The young man felt a little dizzy, as if everything was unreal.

As soon as the words of the "hum" young man fell, a light blue light flashed away, directly hitting his abdomen, and then the young man felt a wave of nausea welling up in his heart, "vomit" He lay on the river and began to vomit.

After more than ten minutes, the young man finally calmed down, "Cao, you just let Lao Tzu sober up like this." ”

"Alcohol has not completely entered the bloodstream, vomiting is the most effective means, you can wash your face with river water, and you will wake up immediately." The cold voice didn't seem to be emotional, and there was no ripple in the tone.

Feeling that his head was much clearer, the young man seemed to think of something, quickly turned the phone out, and then turned on the screen, the screen that emitted a misty white light, the text message just now was still clearly printed there, for a long time, "Haha" The young man laughed wildly, like a neurotic.

Twenty minutes later, the youth stopped a taxi on the road, "F. Two words came out of the young man's mouth.

"Dude, your clothes are going to stain my ......"

Before the "car" could spit out, there was a "pop", and at least twenty or thirty red RMB smashed directly on the driver's platform.

When the driver saw that the young man was covered in mud and smelled of alcohol, he didn't want to pull it, but he didn't expect it to be a stack of RMB.

The driver stepped on the accelerator without saying a word, and the car drove quickly to the city, and after an hour, the taxi arrived at the gate of F University, and the young man was just about to get out of the car, and suddenly remembered something, and sat back in the car: "The head office of the City Industrial and Commercial Bank." ”

The driver didn't say anything, honestly restarted the car, and half an hour later, the young man arrived at the ICBC headquarters, the time was still early, just after 7 o'clock, and the bank had not yet opened. The young man didn't get out of the car, he waited in the car, and the driver didn't dare to do anything, the money that people threw down just now was enough to cover his car.

Soon it was time for the bank to open, and the young man walked in directly, "Sir...... You ......" The beautiful lobby manager at the door hesitated a little and stopped the young man.

"I'll take the money." The young man looked coldly at the lobby manager in front of him.

"Please come over here." The lobby manager didn't know if he was frightened by the young man's tone, and he didn't think about it, but just guided the young man to the counter window, and he was the first customer anyway.

"Withdraw money." The youth threw the card in.

"Sir, may I ask you how much you will take."

"Two million." The young man spoke directly. The counter staff and the lobby manager inside were stunned, it was not that they had never seen a large amount of withdrawals, but they had never seen so many withdrawals like this young man dressed as such.

"Sir, you have to make an appointment to withdraw so much cash."

"Can't take it?"

"We have to make an appointment in advance, so we can arrange cash." The lobby manager hurriedly reminded.

"Transfer to my CCB card, all, a total of 100 million." The young man directly took out another CCB bank card.

The lobby manager and the girl inside are directly stupid, don't bring such a play, now the banks across the country are desperately trying to collect savings, if it is because of this to push out a deposit of 100 million, then the two of them don't have to work here.

"Sir, wait a minute, I'll contact our director immediately." The lobby manager also saw that the young man's mood was wrong, she didn't dare to say more, she quickly ordered, and then hurriedly took out the phone.

The phone was quickly connected, and a middle-aged man quickly rushed down from the second floor in a hurry, and after seeing the young man, the middle-aged man immediately yelled at the lobby manager: "What are you doing?" Of course, the requirements of VIP customers are our requirements, this gentleman, please ask your surname. ”

The lobby manager is a little aggrieved, can she be blamed for this? She just reminded her according to the usual practice, who knew that this master would directly transfer all the money to other banks?

"Liu."

"Mr. Liu, please wait a minute, we will get you the money immediately." This director is not stupid, he knows that nothing will work at this time, and if he wants to keep this deposit, it is the king to withdraw money from this master quickly.

Fortunately, at this time, the cash withdrawal car has not left, and the money has just been delivered, and this is the business hall under the head office, so it is not difficult to temporarily mobilize so much cash.

After an hour, the young man came out with a green bank bag and a canvas bag, carrying the two million he had just withdrawn. The taxi was still waiting just now, and the young man got directly into the back seat of the car and said, "Go back to F University." ”

After the driver drove, the young man picked up his mobile phone, found a number from it, and called it directly, the phone was quickly connected, and a crisp voice rang out from inside: "Liu Fei, what else do you want?" Me, we broke up? All right? ”

"Half an hour later, in front of the teaching building, let's talk, after the talk, I won't pester you again in the future." Liu Fei didn't talk any nonsense, and said directly.

The voice on the other side of the phone was stunned for a moment, and then immediately said, "Yours, see you later." ”

The driver glanced at Liu Fei from the rearview mirror, this is, out of love, right? I've been in this business for a long time, and I've seen a lot of people, and this driver can probably guess it.

The car soon arrived at the gate of Colonel F, and Liu Fei directly took out a stack of money from the canvas bag and threw it to the driver: "Yours." "That's it, just get out of the car and leave.

Looking at Liu Fei's back, the driver was directly stupid, he has been a taxi driver for more than 20 years, he has never seen such a fare, this money, it can't be a counterfeit banknote, right? But just now he watched Liu Fei come out of the bank. And that canvas bag also looks like the kind of money in the bank.

This loser! The driver shook his head at the banknote in his hand, but he quickly became happy again, and hurriedly stepped on the accelerator and left here, this trip was almost equivalent to the money he had made in more than a month before. It would be nice to have a few more such losers.

In front of the teaching building, Liu Fei waited for the person he wanted to wait for, with a better face and a beautiful figure, he was not a stunning beauty, but in this campus, he could definitely attract a little attention, Liu Fei was extremely infatuated before, but at this moment, Liu Fei did not have any infatuation.

"Liu Fei, what do you want to talk about?" Gao Li stood in front of Liu Fei, looked at the man in front of him, and pursed his lips disdainfully, the family was poor to death, and he couldn't get a penny after spending a few months of his money, it was a shame that the old lady slept with him so many times.

"Don't talk about anything, just ask one question, and I'll leave when I ask clearly." Liu Fei stretched out a finger.

"You." The corners of Gao Li's mouth hooked up a hint of curvature, asking herself if she loved him? Silly x.

"You separated from me because the man was richer, right?" Liu Fei asked coldly.

"Liu Fei, how can you be like this? I'm because we don't have the right personality. Somewhat surprised, Liu Fei in front of him seemed to have become a little different, but Gao Li still sneered.

"Enough! Lao Tzu asks you, yes or no? I've been working hard to earn money and work for more than half a year, including my living expenses, right? Can't get enough of you? I bought you a bag for thousands of dollars without blinking an eye, right? Liu Fei erupted violently, like an angry lion.

"What about the tens of thousands? Can you afford it? Besides, you bought a few thousand bags for me, and you can only buy one with 2 months' salary. Gao Li sneered, "I'm just because of what happened to his money?" Men have no money and blame us women for leaving you? If you don't have money, you don't have the ability, who do you blame if you don't have the ability? Isn't it okay for the old lady to pursue a better life? ”

There were a lot of students in class in the morning, and the quarrel between Gao Li and Liu Fei attracted many students to stop and watch, and when they heard Gao Li's words, the students around them shook their heads slightly, and it was another breakup, like this, they don't know how many times they have seen it, and it's not that the man has no money?

"Also, don't ...... in the future" Gao Li just thought about something, but before she finished speaking, a crisp sound of "pop" sounded, and a stack of red things smashed directly on her face, and Gao Li, who was stunned, was instantly angry, she just wanted to go crazy, and she saw what Liu Fei smashed out, it was a thick stack of RMB, and she was stupid directly.

"Tell you, I've wanted to do this for a long time." Liu Fei sneered directly, opened the canvas bag directly, took out stacks of rmb directly from it, and smashed it on Gao Li's body.

Throwing more than a dozen stacks of banknotes, Gao Li stumbled and fell directly to the ground, she was completely stunned, her brain couldn't turn, and the students around her were completely dumbfounded, this ...... This...... It's a twist of God's mind.

Liu Fei stepped forward directly, lifted the canvas bag upside down, and with a "bang", more than one million RMB poured down like this, and fell directly on Gao Li's body.

"There are a total of 2 million here, although you can't kill people, but I just want to tell you that when you fish Kaizi in the future, please polish your eyes a little, just your eyes, don't go around bragging to people to force you to fish Kaizi, shame, this money should be the money you sleep with." Liu Fei sneered, threw the canvas bag in his hand directly on the ground, and turned around and walked outside the school.

The students who had already formed a circle saw Liu Fei coming over, and involuntarily got out of the way, and countless boys around looked at Liu Fei's back with bright eyes, hanging, too hanging! It's really enjoyable!

A gust of wind blew, and the thousands of RMB scattered inside flew directly with the wind, and suddenly I don't know who shouted, countless students rushed into the middle, and Gao Li in the circle let out a scream, "Get out, this is the old lady's money." ”

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