The man who was thrown into the Yangtze River by Xiang Yuandong struggled twice in the water, and then swam up numbly, as soon as he came ashore, he immediately squatted on the ground with his hands on his chest, sneezing, and looking at Xiang Yuandong with a bitter face and said: "Hey, boss, we haven't seen each other for a few years, Nima's, didn't I just give you a birthday gift with ingenuity?" Damn, what about you? ”

"Damn, why not?" Xiang Yuandong glared at the man fiercely and scolded: "Damn, it's you who have changed, are you so cool?" After Xiang Yuandong finished scolding, Nima realized a problem.

There are only three people in the world who can make such a precise time bomb by hand, one of them is himself, the other is the guy he threw into the water, and as for the other one, it is already a dead man.

Nima's, no wonder Xiang Yuandong felt that the bomb was a little familiar.

It turns out that this is what it is!

Damn, Xiang Yuandong and the two of him have one thing in common when making time bombs, that is, the bombs they make are dead bombs, which means that they can't be dismantled.

No matter which wire is cut during the bomb disposal, the bomb will be detonated.

Xiang Yuandong should have thought that this bomb was made by his buddy, Nima's, because Hua Jiaojiao was in a hurry, and he ignored it.

"By the way, how did you find me?" Xiang Yuandong looked at the six men around him with a puzzled expression and said.

These six people are a group that Xiang Yuandong secretly trained abroad.

It's called the 'Beast Group', and there are a total of six members in the group, namely 'Praying Mantis', 'Vermilion Bird', 'Xuanwu', 'Leopard', 'Green Dragon' and 'White Tiger', Qinglong is the leader of this beast group, that is, the man who was thrown into the Yangtze River by Xiang Yuandong.

The reason why Xiang Yuandong named this group that had never appeared was because the people in this group had no name, only the code name of the beast, and the beast was a bit ugly, so it was changed to the beast.

After all, Xiang Yuandong's cultural level is limited, and it is not easy to come up with such a name that can be a close relative of birds and beasts.

Speaking of which, what hurts Xiang Yuandong the most, and what hurts more than Wang Xinyi, is his six funny brothers, and I don't know if these people were born with IQ and had a car accident, or what's wrong.

One is more funny than the other, and one is more obscene than the other.

Especially Qinglong, he is obscene, and he is even more shameless than Xiang Yuandong!

"You know them?" Hua Jiaojiao, who had not yet come to her senses, walked to Xiang Yuandong's side, looked at Qinglong and the six of them, looked at Xiang Yuandong with a puzzled expression and asked, "Are they your friends?" ”

"Ahem, ahem! What's that, sister-in-law, I'm the boss's little brother, my name is Qinglong, my nickname is Qingworm, you can also call me a little worm, here, it's all some beasts, cough cough, it's wrong, their names are all beasts, no, it's their nickname Beast, Nima's, it's not right, sister-in-law, I'm just joking with you and the boss today, you won't be angry with me, right? ”

"Well, seeing my sister-in-law so beautiful, I definitely won't be angry, right?"

"Amount"

At this time, Xiang Yuandong still has white tigers, praying mantis and others, and they really can't wait for Nima to kick the green dragon into the Yangtze River. Feeling a cool green dragon behind him, he sneezed violently and obediently closed his mouth.

Because he saw that Xiang Yuandong's forehead had turned black into a line.

But I have to say that this Qinglong has this mouth, and he really knows how to say it.

If it were normal times, knowing that she was being teased, Hua Jiaojiao would definitely dismantle the other party, but this time she didn't, because it was Xiang Yuandong's friend who teased her, and the key is that Qinglong still calls her sister-in-law.

The most important thing is that she has to thank Qinglong for his prank.

Because, if it weren't for Qinglong's prank, she might never have had the opportunity to express her love to Xiang Yuandong so bluntly.

I don't know that Xiang Yuandong still cares about her so much in his heart.

Thinking of this, Hua Jiaojiao, who came back to her senses and figured out everything, was not only not angry, but also very happy, besides, Qinglong's funny words were dead, wouldn't she look beautiful if she was angry? It doesn't seem that there is a sister-in-law's bearing, right?

So even if she was angry, she could only endure it.

"Hello sister-in-law, my name is Baihu!"

"I'm Xuanwu, I'm a praying mantis, I'm Suzaku"

As soon as Qinglong's words fell, without waiting for Xiang Yuandong to stand up and explain, they called Hua Jiaojiao sister-in-law one by one, and enthusiastically introduced themselves.

These beasts, have they asked him Xiang Yuandong, is Hua Jiaojiao their sister-in-law?

Damn, sure enough, this year is really not afraid of teammates like tigers, but afraid of opponents like pigs!

Xiang Yuandong sighed fiercely in his heart, then turned around and said to Qinglong and them: "Let's go, don't ink, isn't it my birthday today?" How about you treat me to a big meal? ”

"Ahem, boss, you know we are poor, so what, you should have invited us to eat today!" Qinglong forced a face, looked at Xiang Yuandong and said: "In order to celebrate your birthday, we came to Huaxia a week in advance, and looked for many places before we found you in Shanghai-Hangzhou City. Ben"

"Shut up, do you believe it or not, I'll throw you into the Yangtze River again?"

As soon as Xiang Yuandong heard Qinglong say that he saw him wearing red pants and riding a bicycle on the street, he immediately pulled down his face and yelled at Qinglong.

Damn, can you say such a thing?

The answer is yes, after all, Xiang Yuandong is just shameless, but he has never said that he is a shameless person!

Shanghai-Hangzhou Oriental International Hotel.

The group walked around the street, and after Qinglong changed his clothes and pants, Xiang Yuandong and the others came to the five-star hotel where he lived at the beginning.

Come to think of it, it's still safer to go to this place.

Moreover, today is really his Xiang Yuandong's birthday, but he forgot it himself, after Qinglong's reminder, Xiang Yuandong remembered that today is his birthday, no matter what, a person's birthday still has to be celebrated.

No, on the way to the hotel, Xiang Yuandong sent a text message to Xu Xiaohong, Wang Xinyi, Hu Siming and other people he knew in Shanghai and Hangzhou to inform him that he Xiang Yuandong had his birthday today.

Xiang Yuandong's text message was sent out less than a minute.

The general manager of the Oriental International Hotel received calls from the heads of the three major families in a row, and all of them said the same, that is, they wanted to charter the entire restaurant, and then let them quickly decorate the lobby and restaurant department of the hotel into a birthday party venue.

Who are the three families?

Nima's, in Shanghai and Hangzhou, who doesn't know, who is celebrating his birthday, and can make people from the three major families call at the same time to charter the venue? Although it is said that the backstage relationship of the five-star hotel is hard, no matter how hard you fight, you can't fight the three families, so the manager hung up the phone and immediately explained.

Then, when Xiang Yuandong came to this hotel from the Yangtze River.

The entire hotel lobby and restaurant have been renovated, and there are colorful signage with various birthday slogans everywhere.

creak

As soon as Xiang Yuandong arrived at the door of the hotel, the people of the three major families, as well as Xu Xiaohong and others, were already waiting in the parking lot.

That style is bigger than the posture of a special star.

You know, all the people present are some people with heads and faces, Nima's, the heads of the three major families are all present, and when the hotel manager and staff saw Xiang Yuandong's brand-new stalls, they were all shocked.

A dirt bun can be so awesome?

"Happy birthday, Boss Xiang!" As soon as Wang Xusheng and the others came up, they greeted Xiang Yuandong enthusiastically, and before they could touch Xiang Yuandong's hand, Hu Siyan and Wang Xinyi, the two girls who had been sent home by Xiang Yuandong and then secretly protected, went up and hugged Xiang Yuandong left and right.

"Hey, Jinnyima's eggs hurt!"

Ye Han, who was holding a knife in his hand, stood in the crowd, watching Xiang Yuandong being hugged left and right by two pink little loli, showing a look of envy, and at the same time showing a face of pain.

"Ye Han, Ye Han, you are more handsome than Xiang Yuandong, and you are richer than Xiang Yuandong, why don't you have a woman like it?" After Ye Han finished speaking, he couldn't help but take out his mobile phone, and then looked in the mirror at the dark screen.

Damn, no matter how you look at it, it's more handsome than Xiang Yuandong!

Ye Han, who has always been more narcissistic, is really depressed at the moment.

He really couldn't figure out why Xiang Yuandong was so popular, of course, it was not only Ye Han who couldn't figure it out at this time, but also the people in the hotel, and Xiang Yuandong's group of beast brothers.

When Qinglong and the others saw Hu Siyan and Wang Xinyi, their eyes didn't fall to the ground.

At this time, Xiang Yuandong was completely surrounded.

He didn't expect that when dozens of text messages went out, so many people would come, people from the three major families, as well as representatives of the Far Eastern Association led by Xu Xiaohong, and Qiu Yong, the boss of the Sickle Gang, and others, a total of about 100 people, surrounded Xiang Yuandong alive.

"Hey, why didn't I give birth to a daughter?"

Huangfu Changjiang saw Hu Siyan of the Hu family and Wang Xinyi of the Wang family, holding Xiang Yuandong's arm and laughing wildly, suddenly, a vinegar smell rose in his heart, he shook his head and sighed in his heart: "It would be nice if I had a daughter!" ”

"Holy shit, who's that guy? Nima's is so close to the two princesses of Shanghai and Hangzhou! God, the next thunderstorm will kill me! After the nearby passers-by saw Xiang Yuandong, their faces were full of envy and anger.

Damn, why is he more handsome than him, but there is no woman?

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