Chapter 275: I'll pinch my fingers, you don't need me in your life
Yan Xiaoyi and Ji Muye were desperately drinking. In the words of Second Brother Yan, "The relationship between our brothers is familiar with wine, know each other from wine, love and kill each other from wine, is it good to be swollen if you don't drink it?" โ
Second Brother Yan's drinking skills are first-class, and his wine pouring skills are also leveraged. Fortunately, there are no outsiders here, there is no need to hide it, he picked up the wine jug and shook it casually, two streams of wine were like double dragons out of water, no more, no less, just filled two wine glasses, and not a drop spilled out.
"Come on, come on, Boss Ji, kill it!"
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The two drunkards drank Fan Siniang's treasure as water, and a bottle of Moutai that had been left for decades became an empty bottle in about ten minutes. Sun Xiaoqing raised her eyebrows on the side, usually the mouse saw the cat-like Second Brother Yan, probably because of the wine-like hero's courage, he didn't care about the threat of the tigress, and shifted the target of the attack to Xiao Hongxiang.
"Sister-in-law...... Sister Xiao, congratulations on the success of the performance of the Flying Immortals, and create the pinnacle of fantasy magic, little brother, I will do it first! โ
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"Congratulations to Sister Xiao for meeting a good apprentice, congratulations!"
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"This cup is for our little four. Thank you for taking care of Jin Yuyan, please! โ
Yan Xiaoyi said a glass of wine, and in the blink of an eye, there were more than a dozen glasses of wine. Demon Immortal Xiao Hong's martial arts skills are good, of course, he can use internal force to force out the power of wine, but on this occasion, if he is a thousand people, he will not be kind, so he has to sit next to Ji Muye with a red face.
Yan Xiaoyi was laughing, and was finally dragged away by Sun Xiaoqing. The two muttered and didn't know what to say, Yan Xiaoyi smiled evilly, Sun Xiaoqing rolled her eyes, walked to another table with a grin, looked at Jin Yuyan who was torturing Yunkai and said, "Sister Yuyan, hand over your brother Yunkai to me, go over there to have a drink with your master!" โ
After driving Jin Yuyan away, Yan Xiaoyi sat next to Yun Kai and stretched out his hand under the table. Of course, Yunkai knew what this thing wanted to do, and asked without looking back: "Play really?" โ
"It really can't be more real." Yan Xiaoyi said in a low voice: "If you don't do it again, people will go back to Yanjing." โ
Su Hang looked at the expressions of the two, and intuitively thought that the two of them were not well-intentioned, and Bacheng was planning some unsightly conspiracy, and asked coquettishly: "What do you two want to do?" โ
"No, I didn't want to do anything...... the two denied in unison.
The two really didn't want to do anything, because they just wanted Boss Ji to do something, such as drunkenness. It is said that in the eyes of a woman, a man who has money and face is called a male god, a rich and faceless man is called a husband, and a man with a face and no money is called Lan Yan, as for those who have no money and no face, I'm sorry you are a good person...... Ah, what a painful realization.
In front of the demon fairy Xiao Hongxiang, Boss Ji can only be regarded as a good person, and he can only become the blue face of others by fighting his talents. To help him realize the leap from Lan Yan to her husband, Yan Xiaoyi thinks that there are only two ways-
One is to give him all the money of the little four families, so that the rich people will eventually become dependents. Even so, it is not necessarily richer than the prospective sister-in-law who controls Baihuamen, so this road is not passable.
The other way is to use the three indiscriminate methods on the dark rivers and lakes, and drug to strengthen the traitor. Even if the sister-in-law of the demon fairy is a holy woman, she is also a leftover girl, as soon as the dry firewood meets, it will win countless in the world, and the biggest obstacle is actually Ji Boss himself - this piece of dry firewood is mixed with flame retardant.
Yun Kai was injured, and the heavy responsibility of drugging fell on Yan Xiaoyi. Yan Xiaoyi confidently believes that even if the poisoning method is not as good as Yunkai, even if the martial arts are not as good as Boss Ji and Xiao Hong's makeup, but with his unpredictable method of stealing the door, sprinkling some medicinal powder into Boss Ji's wine glass, he should be able to do it without knowing it......
Yun Kai secretly stuffed the "six pieces of spicy hot" to him, but he was still too little, and rubbed his fingers vigorously.
"Wood has." Yun Kai knew well about the small abacus of this product, obviously wanting to fill his own pockets, shook his head and refused: "This is an experimental product for the whole game, the effect has not been verified, and it cannot be overdose......d."
The two sinister villains who completed the handover of the task in private continued to drink as if nothing had happened, and seized the opportunity to instigate their friends to go to Ji Muye and Xiao Hongxiang to drink......
Two hours later, the tease was higher than the bracelet, and he was coquettish and cute in the girls' pile, borrowing wine and rubbing oil. Yun Kai said that he was not familiar with this goods, and saluted one by one with a wine glass, and finally sat down beside the mountain.
The seats of the reception changed at any time, and at this time, the Ling family brothers and sisters were on the left side of the mountain, and Long Yan and Xiaodao were sitting opposite. After Ling Yixiang joined the special security group, her style of behavior was much more low-key, and she seemed to be in awe of Longyan Mushroom Liang - Yunkai had no doubt that the squeamish peacock girl Miss Ling must have received special training like an iceberg of fire.
"Senior sister, I want to accompany Dashan to Siam." Ling Yixiang looked at Long Yan and said in a pleading tone: "He has no experience in dealing with people, and he doesn't understand foreign languages, I can make up for both of them." And I just joined the organization, and my external identity has nothing to do with the special security group, so my sister let me go, okay? โ
Long Yan was noncommittal, and Yun Kaidong interjected like a fire: "Shenzhou line, I see it!" โ
"You say okay?" Long Yan asked coldly. Since undergoing skin repair surgery, Bingshan Niu's attitude towards Yunkai has become even colder, mixed with inexplicable ...... What's that, avoiding medical treatment?
Women, incomprehensibly, are incomprehensible creatures. Yun Kai endured it, turned his head and asked Dashan, "When are you leaving?" โ
"I'll leave next week." Dashan clenched his fists, his eyes shining. "I had an agreement with Gong Qianque. He has already picked the six major Fusang sword sects in a row, and the Fusang martial arts world is crazy, I can't be dragged too far by him, and then go to Goryeo after fighting Siam......"
The realm of the violent maniac could not be understood by Siyunkai, he could only pat Dashan on the shoulder, raised his glass and blessed: "Come to the drug laboratory before leaving, I will prepare some medicines for you." All the way to success! โ
"Success!"
The brothers drank it all, and everything was silent.
"Brother Ji is going back to Yanjing, let's go over and have two drinks together." Yunkai took Dashan to another table, and it happened that Ji Muye, Yan Xiaoyi, and Jin Yutang were all there, and the five brothers made up a bunch.
Jin Yutang first raised his glass and said: "I've been tired of all my brothers during this time, I toast everyone!" โ
"See you?" Yan Xiaoyi didn't give face, so he directly poured three glasses of wine and put them in front of him and said, "Brother still talks about this? Punish yourself with three glasses. However, the second brother knows that you can't drink enough, so let our brother and daughter-in-law drink it on your behalf, what about Qingqingren? โ
The willow wolf watched at the table next to him, and without saying a word, he picked up the wine glass, and after drinking, he demonstrated: "Second Brother Yan, did you make it, you have made a vendetta, you have a mortal enmity!" Have you forgotten that Sun Xiaoqing is my best friend? โ
"Uh-" As soon as Yan Xiaoyi heard this, she immediately woke up most of the time, and peeked at someone's reaction with a frown. Sun Xiaoqing was muttering to Su Hang and Xia Hanshuang, and she didn't even look at her, saying that she had nothing to do with a dime......
Well, the revolution has not yet succeeded, and Second Brother Yan still needs to work hard.
At the instigation of Yan Xiaoyi, Jin Yutang then toasted Xiao Hongxiang and said, "Sister Hongxiang, this glass of wine is my tribute to you on behalf of the whole family." My dad is still in Yanjing, and after watching the live TV in the afternoon, he called and said, I must thank you for him. My sister has a rebellious personality and is rude and messy, so I will ask Sister Red Makeup in the future! โ
"Yutang is polite." Xiao Hongxiang also stood up, and Ying Ying smiled and said, "I have been friends with Makino for many years, and you are his brothers, so you are also my brothers." What's more, an outstanding apprentice like Yu Yan is hard to find with a lantern, I thank you too late, why do you need to be so polite? โ
"I can't thank you enough. Sister Red Makeup, please! โ
"Please!"
Jin Yuyan ran over from afar, put her arm around her master, pouted her ruddy little mouth and said, "Sister master, you are so good!" It's not like my brother only speaks ill of people. Your apprentice's wisdom and beauty coexist, the embodiment of hero and chivalry, where is your rebellious character, where is your brutal nonsense? I couldn't make sense, so I immediately told my dad that you were bullying me again, hum! โ
A god on the forehead, but also the coexistence of wisdom and beauty, the embodiment of heroes and chivalry?
The table was full of laughter and stomach aches. According to the painful lessons of the past, Jin Yutang didn't dare to reason with his sister, and raised his hand in surrender: "Okay, I was wrong. My sister is dignified and virtuous, gentle and lovely......"
Poofโโ
The wine that Yan Xiaoyi had just poured into his mouth squirted out without paying attention. He said sorry in embarrassment, and quickly wiped the table with a tissue.
Everyone was overturned by the spoof of the brother and sister. No one would have noticed that Yan Xiaoyi moved Ji Muye's wine glass and added some seasoning to the glass. No one noticed that Xiao Hongxiang's eyes flickered, and he waved his sleeves slightly......
When a bunch of people were making a lot of noise, Chen Ziyi finally rushed back, rushed to Yunkai with an arrow step, and asked with raised eyebrows: "If you have a drink, you didn't notify me?" โ
Well, it's another powerful creature that can't be messed with. Jin Yuyan can't be provoked, relying on sharp teeth and sharp mouth; And the spicy man can't be provoked, relying on flower fists and embroidered legs.
Of course, "flower fist embroidered legs" is only Yunkai's unilateral opinion. He rubbed his earlobes and asked, "Didn't you go to Longtan Temple?" โ
"Sister is just going to fight, not a monk!"
Chen Ziyi said that she was very dissatisfied, snatched the wine glass from his hand, and drank it all with her head up. Su Hang and Xia Hanshuang, who were on the table next to them, glanced at each other silently, covered their mouths and said with a smile: "Sister Purple Weed is late, there is a vacancy here......"
The atmosphere was a little subtle, so subtle that even Xiao Hong's makeup couldn't understand it, and asked Ji Muye in a low voice: "Among these girls, who is the third sister?" โ
"This question...... It's a bit complicated. โ
"Aren't you a master of math?"
"Taiyi Shushu can deduce the emotional tendency of a certain collective, but it is difficult to deduce the love between individuals."
Ji Muye's face was slightly red, and he didn't know if it was alcohol or psychological problems, and explained in a low voice: "In terms of mathematical models, it is like a system of M-yuan N-dimensional equations, there may be no solution, there may be a unique solution, or there may be an infinite number of solutions. According to the mathematical theory of emotion, the intensity of an individual's emotion is not directly proportional to the high difference in the value rate of the object, but is a special functional relationship......"
This topic is too professional, and even the Demon Immortal Xiao Hong's makeup can't understand, but he just thinks that Ji Muye is so powerful.
A serious man is the most attractive, especially a man who is serious enough to accompany you for ten years. Xiao Hongxiang asked faintly: "So, can you try to calculate, I...... Between me and you? โ
The gentle river breeze, the hazy lights, the blurred music, the beautiful face, the touching heartstrings.
If you don't get drunk, everyone gets drunk, so Ji Muye is drunk, and he is very drunk. He used a flirtatious Internet phrase, looked straight at the delicate face that was close at hand, and said, "I pinched my fingers, you are missing me." โ