Hu Manru said: "You are in a hurry, you are tired and sleepy today, I want to finish my work early and go to bed early." ”

Zhang Zheng said: "I said sister, let's not rush to sleep?" With such a rare opportunity, how could we waste such a good time. ”

"Since you don't want to waste this great time, let's hurry up now, and wait until we get up tomorrow morning before taking a shower." Hu Manru proposed.

"Your opinion is very correct, as the saying goes: an inch of time is an inch of gold, and it is difficult to buy an inch of time. Every inch of gold is still there, where to find the time gone? I listen to you, let's not take a shower, let's get up and shoot guns. Zhang Zheng agreed.

"I said Brother Zhang, such a wonderful thing, why is it so ugly in your mouth?" Hu Manru said with disdain.

"Oh, you don't think you sound good? Then let's have a good sound, the ancients said: Happy Shushui morning and dusk, every inch of time and every inch of gold, let's have a 'Joy of Shushui'. ”

"Haha, I said Brother Zhang, do you know the meaning of this 'Joy of Grass'?" Hu Manru said with a smile.

"Although I don't know much about the meaning of this 'joy of water', I know the meaning of this 'morning and dusk', and from the time period of morning and dusk, I can deduce the meaning of 'joy of water'." Zhang Zheng explained.

"What did you deduce?" Hu Manru asked.

What else could it mean? What I do in the morning and at dusk is, of course, the joy of bed. Zhang Zheng said.

"Haha!"

"I said Manru, what are you laughing at?"

"I said, Brother Zhang, what are you thinking about in your head? This 'Joy of Water' is not what you think. Hu Manru said.

"What's the point if it's not what I thought it would be?" Zhang Zheng asked.

"Soybean, a general term for legumes; Shui shui, beans and water also, refer to food; Rejoice, serve your parents, make them rejoice. It can be seen that the meaning of 'the joy of water' is to use beans and water to feed the parents, so that the parents are happy, not the joy of the bed. My big hero, got it? Hee-hee. Hu Manru asked with a smile.

"What does 'morning and dusk' mean? Wouldn't you come in the morning and at dusk to feed your parents and make them happy? Zhang Zheng asked.

In this poem, one morning and one evening represent a day, which means to serve one's parents every day. As the saying goes, knowledge is everywhere, and knowledge is everywhere. Hu Manru said proudly.

"I am a good student who loves to learn, and now I want to learn geography and travel all over the mountains, lakes, seas, canyons and rivers of Manru like Xu Xiake?" Zhang Zheng said with a smile.

"If you want to study and travel, then you can carry me to bed, otherwise there is no way!" Hu Manru said angrily.

"This is a great thing that I can't ask for, Manru is a wife, and my husband is here."

Zhang Zheng's right arm supported the crook of Manru's legs, and his left arm wrapped around Manru's back, and with a little force, he gently picked up Manru and walked towards the huge mahogany Simmons.

Hu Manru hugged Zhang Zheng's neck tightly with his arms, stared at his beloved man affectionately with a pair of wonderful eyes, and a small red mouth slowly approached the big mouth of the big official.

"Brother Zhang, I love you!" Hu Manru said to Zhang Zheng affectionately.

"Manru, I love you too! Let's take advantage of this tempting golden autumn night to linger to our heart's content," Zhang Zheng said to Manru affectionately.

"Brother Zhang, people often say: spring is budding in spring, summer is like fire, and summer nights should be more tempting and more suitable for the endless lingering of lovers, right?" Hu Manru asked.

"This is a delusion on the part of people, but in fact, autumn and October are the seasons when people can take their sexuality to the extreme." Zhang Zheng said.

"Why?"

"As the saying goes: spring is born, summer is long, autumn is harvested, and winter is hidden. Spring is coming, everything is recovering, and people are sprouting spring, but they have just recovered from the slaughtering winter, and the ** of sexual happiness is only in the moment of imminent action; Summer is coming, flowers and trees are luxuriant, people are enthusiastic, and sexual happiness is stronger than ever, but it is often stinky and sweaty, slimy, and smelly, which will inevitably affect people's emotions and sexuality. Zhang Zheng said.

"What you say has some truth, but what about people's sexuality and ** in winter and autumn?" Hu Manru asked.

"Autumn goes to winter, everything is bleak, people are uncomfortable with everything, and the cold makes people don't even bother to take off their clothes, how can they be interested in doing such things? However, the cold winter is a good season for people to 'hibernate' and 'recuperate', which is the concept of 'storing sperm in winter and no disease temperature in spring' advocated by traditional Chinese medicine. Golden autumn October, autumn is high and refreshing, people are happy, and the sexual happiness will be stronger than ever, therefore, golden autumn October is the best time for men to show their strength and women to be intoxicated! Zhang Zheng explained.

"Wow! What Brother Zhang said is so reasonable, no wonder they all say that the golden autumn night is the best time to induce emotions, attract bees and butterflies, and make "sexual happiness" full of autumn. Hu Manru said.