After getting out of the car at the door of the hotel, Niu Tiangou did not enter the hotel, but went to a nearby nightclub to buy two bottles of wine and a bag of peanuts, and then came to the dormitory building behind the hotel.

Doctor Xue Lian only drank a few sips of wine during the meal just now, Niu Tiangou was not embarrassed to drink more, anyway, he couldn't sleep now, he wanted to find Wu Sangui and Zhang Dalong to continue drinking and chatting together.

When he came to the door of Wu Sangui's dormitory, he heard a faint burst of strange cries of "ahhhhh

There was a knock on the door, and the sound inside stopped. After a while, Wu Sangui opened the door, with an excited face, like a male cat in estrus, and smiled when he saw Niu Tiangou: "It's you?" ”

"What? Not welcome? Niu Tiangou entered the door, pouted, and teased, "Is it disturbing you to watch blockbusters?" ”

Wu Sangui hehehe, with a lewd expression on his face, Zhang Dalong smiled awkwardly at Niu Tiangou.

Niu Tiangou put the packaged dishes and wine next to the TV table and said, "Don't look at it, our brothers will be happy tonight, and we will rest when we get drunk." ”

Seeing that there was wine and food, Wu Sangui and Zhang Dalong immediately smiled, and hurriedly moved the TV and DVD away, moved the table to the middle, brought cups and chopsticks, and sat around the table.

After three glasses of wine, the wine was hot, and the three of them talked more.

"You must have been watching it a lot, right? I think you two are like you've been beaten with blood. Niu Tiangou clinked glasses with Zhang Dalong, winked at him, and said deliberately.

Zhang Dalong smiled embarrassedly, took a sip of the wine in the glass, smacked his lips, and then said with some disdain: "It's boring to watch too much, it's not interesting, it's just a dry addiction, it's better to find a girlfriend." ”

"What? Want to soak up Miss? Wu Sangui put down the cup and looked at Zhang Dalong with a wicked smile, "Excited to see it?" ”

"It's not." Zhang Dalong's face turned red, "It's not easy to want to be a young lady, as long as you have money, I mean you want to find a girlfriend." ”

"Ah, I turned out to be a girl." Wu Sangui smiled thiefly, "Do you want me to teach you?" ”

"Okay, then you can talk about your experience in picking up girls, and let Xiao Zhang have a long experience." Taking advantage of the wine, Niu Tiangou also laughed beside him.

Wu Sangui looked proud, squinted his eyes, and deliberately said, "This...... Pickle girl that's a trick drop. ”

"Tell me, what are the tricks?" Niu Tiangou asked with a smile.

Wu Sangui drank another glass of wine, his face was flushed, and even the meat "pile" at the root of his left ear was about to turn into a "purple grape", then put down the wine glass, and said with bright eyes: "There are steps to pick up girls, you have to take your time according to the procedure." ”

"Well, let's listen to it." Niu Tiangou poured him a full bottle of wine and sat down solemnly.

Wu Sangui sent a few peanuts to his mouth and said: "To sum up, pickling girls is nothing more than 'four diligence': eye diligence, mouth diligence, heart diligence and hand diligence.

"The first step is to be diligent, and diligent is to observe more. There are many beauties in the front office department, guest room department, and catering department, and they should pay more attention to observe it to see whether the face is handsome, whether the body is symmetrical, whether the breasts are tall and straight, whether the buttocks are plump, whether the legs are slender, whether the lines of the whole body are undulating and smooth, of course, but also to observe their temperament and conversation, and then comprehensively consider, according to their own preferences and their existing conditions, select the person who makes them tempted, and finally lock the target.

"The second step is to be diligent in the mouth, and the diligent in the mouth is to set almost. After locking up a beautiful woman, you should be thick-skinned, don't be afraid of being rejected and 'drop the price', and put down the shelf and salivate more to greet and talk to her or them. Speaking is a bridge of communication, don't be afraid to talk nonsense, have nothing to say, say something openly, ask long and short, ask east and west, daily life, national events, the north and the south, the sea and the sky, are all topics. Don't be afraid of wasting time, the word 'bubble' has the meaning of deliberately killing time, and deliberately spending time with girls is called 'bubble girl'.

"What is this overalls so beautiful on you, does it feel hard to go to work, do you work overtime today, miss home, the weather is so good today, what are the delicious foods around here, what do you like to eat, what are the large night markets, do you want us to go shopping together one day, what major events have happened in China or the world recently...... In short, the topic is improvised, according to the interests of the beauty, and it is easy to come. Talking like this, maybe it will slowly 'bubble'.

"The third step is to be diligent, and to be diligent is to always think about others, make more friends with others, and date more. After chatting with a beautiful woman a lot and for a long time, you will get to know each other, and if you feel that she is a little interesting, you should take action.

"For example, say to a beautiful woman, are you free after work? I want to treat you to a meal; Or rather, I'll treat you to coffee tonight; Or will we go to the park tomorrow as we have a day off? If the beauty doesn't refuse, there are too many times like this, maybe they will eat and eat in your house, drink and drink, and drink to your living room, and go to your bed while shopping.

"The fourth step is hand work, and hand work is to give gifts. Beauty is a money-loving animal, and after more dates, the two of them have nothing to say, and you have to think about giving her some gifts she likes. If you are still not sure of the beauty, worried that 'the meat bun beats the dog, there is no return', at first you can only give some small gifts, such as cosmetics, shoes and socks, dresses or something, and tentatively ask her if she wants to give her parents some gifts, if she agrees, it means that she is already interested in you, because this is equivalent to disclosing her relationship with you to your parents, you can send some expensive gifts, such as expensive clothes, rings, necklaces or something, at this time, you will 'set' the heart of the beauty, and successfully 'bubble' to' Chick's up.

"Of course, there are also those who give some small gifts and don't get a girl, so you can only use it as an investment in the girl. Whether to give expensive gifts or not, the key is to see whether the beauty is interested in you, this can only rely on your own feelings, and you can grasp it yourself. ”

"Is it as complicated as you say?"

After listening to Wu Sangui's big set of pickled girl theory, Zhang Dalong disagreed, crooked his mouth and said with some disdain: "In our hometown, the introducer asked the young man to meet the girl, and he couldn't say three sentences in total, as long as the two parties had no opinion, and then sent the bride price to get married, and some even took less than a month from meeting to getting married, which is as complicated as you said?" ”

Wu Sangui seemed to have a feeling of being despised by others, and suddenly felt a little unhappy, pouted and said: "You are talking about blind dates through matchmaking, which is the oldest and most primitive way of marriage and love, I am talking about picking up girls, making girlfriends, and free love, this is the most fashionable way to find a girlfriend and a lover, do you understand?" ”

"Do you know why you don't have a girlfriend yet?"

After a pause, Wu Sangui said unceremoniously: "Because you, like many people, just stayed at the first step and took a fancy to a girl you love, but you are thin-skinned, you don't dare to talk, you don't dare to go on a date, and of course you can't give any gifts." If this continues, even if there is a girl with the same conditions as you, you will miss it, and other girls will take the initiative to send it to you? ”

"Hmm...... There is some truth to what you say. Niu Tiangou nodded.

"You, you're different from us."

With Niu Tiangou's approval, Wu Sangui smiled: "You kid has a specialty and knows qigong, it's not easy to pick up girls?" You can completely skip the first and second steps, because those girls will take the initiative to observe you and take the initiative to get close to you, and the rest is how you choose the beautiful woman you like to date, and then send some gifts at the right time. ”

Niu Tiangou had to admire Wu Sangui for what he said did make some sense, he thought of Bai Lisha, Huang Chunying, and Liu Sisi, they were all willing to get close to him, especially Bai Lisha and Huang Chunying, who gave him their bodies, but he never took the initiative to date them, let alone give them any gifts.

Should I take the initiative to date them in the future and send them something? By the way, there are also Jin Feifei and Dr. Xue Lian......

"Uh...... Can you teach us some qigong? We want to worship you as a teacher. Niu Tiangou was thinking about it in a trance, when suddenly Zhang Dalong turned his head to him and said, with an eager look on his face.

Wu Sangui's eyes also lit up, and he looked at Niu Tiangou with a look of admiration: "Yes, I have long wanted to mention this matter to you, can you teach us a little?" Just a little. ”

"This ......" Niu Tiangou put down his chopsticks, frowned and thought about it, didn't know where to start, and said with some difficulty, "I'll be honest with you, I'...... I have never studied qigong, nor have I worshipped any masters. ”

"Who believes?" Zhang Dalong's expression stiffened slightly, and he muttered.

Wu Sangui also pursed his lips with some disappointment: "This ...... Is it possible? So where did your qigong come from? Falling from the sky? ”

Niu Tiangou sighed, stood up and poured wine for the two of them, smiled bitterly, and then said: "Maybe you won't believe it, when I was 19 years old, the production team leader arranged for me to pump water to irrigate the fields, and I accidentally fell on the electric switch...... If it hadn't happened for a villager passing by and helping me cut the wire, I would have been electrocuted...... Since then, I've slowly discovered this function. ”

"You mean that electrocution gave you qigong?" Wu Sangui was stunned for a moment, and then looked at Niu Tiangou with a questioning gaze.

"Cut!" Zhang Dalong naturally didn't believe Niu Tiangou's nonsense, and said jokingly, "Then let's try to be electrocuted?" ”

"I know you don't believe it, but I'm telling the truth." Niu Tiangou knew that it was difficult to explain it clearly to them, and he didn't dare to make it clear, but he still persuaded, "However, you can't try, it's fatal." After thinking for a moment, he said, "If you really want to have this kind of function, I have a way to make you do it right away." ”

"What's the solution?" Zhang Dalong and Wu Sangui's eyes ignited excitement again, and they stared at Niu Tiangou in unison.

"Buy a high-voltage stun stick per person." Niu Tiangou said.

Zhang Dalong "cut" again, with some disdain in his eyes: "I thought it was a good way." ”

Although Wu Sangui was a little disappointed on his face, he muttered in his mouth: "This ...... It's not a bad idea. ”