Chapter 885: God-level hemorrhoid cream
"Oops, oops, it hurts, my ears hurt, it hurts to death!"
Uncle Meow is clever and clever, but it doesn't help him escape the fate of being repaired. Fastest update access: щщщ.79XS.сОΜ.
Ling Luo stretched out his two hands and lifted Uncle Meow's two triangular pointed ears, such a heavy body was supported by two small ears, so you can imagine how painful it was.
"Do you still dare to lie?" Ling Luo's eyes narrowed with a smile, and his voice was full of threat.
"Don't dare, don't dare, the emperor is wrong, and the emperor will never lie in the future." Uncle Meow t-t
Ling Luo smiled: "What about the human pet?" ”
Uncle Meow hurriedly said: "It's the emperor's 'bastard', it's the emperor's mouth, and the emperor is willing to pay any price for the mistakes he makes!" ”
Ling Luo finally let go.
"Bang", the black 'colored' 'fat' cat fell to the ground, stretched out two meow paws miserably, 'rubbed' and 'rubbed' his swollen and painful meow ears, and said pitifully: "Xiaoluo, how are you going to punish the emperor?" ”
Ling Luo was on the chair and under the table, a white 'jade' hand was placed on the table, knocking again and again, Zhu's 'lips' hooked, and said: "When you married my son Chiyou, you didn't give me tea, so you ran away." You see, I also drank Lou Yue's daughter-in-law's tea, should you also make up for me in prison? ”
Uncle Meow's body shook, he turned over from the ground, raised his round head, looked at Ling Luo in extreme shock, and his voice changed tone: "Xiao Luo, this emperor is your contract beast, and not your daughter-in-law's 'wife', how can you let this emperor do such a shameful thing?" ”
The smile on Ling Luo's lips was even stronger: "I am no longer your master, but your mother-in-law." ”
Uncle Meow fried 'Mao': "The emperor doesn't recognize it!" The emperor doesn't admit it when he dies! You are addicted to being a mother-in-law, it is not enough to call your mother-in-law for a month, you have to pull the emperor? ”
"Uh-huh~~" Ling Luo nodded.
Uncle Meow's angry head burned, and the black 'colored' was extremely hot: "You bully the dragon!" I'm not playing with you anymore! ”
As he spoke, he turned around and ran out of the room.
Ling Luo was not in a hurry, he glanced at the fat cat, and threw out a sentence lightly: "Desperate, my mother misses your two brothers a little, why don't you call Su Ling and Chi You together, and the four of them have a reunion dinner, how about it?" ”
"Mother, you have such an idea!"
Emperor Jiuchen was so witty, he didn't even need to breathe, and he cooperated in an instant, "The three of us brothers have never gotten together with you." ”
Ling Luo smiled brightly: "That's right, it's not difficult for you to even open the sevenfold Demon Seal, and then open the Lower Demon Seal Fourfold and Sixfold by the way." If the spiritual power can't keep up, Niang has a divine pill 'medicine' here that can help you replenish. ”
"Thank you, mother."
Emperor Jiuchen's hands were sealed, and the spiritual power was activated, and the demonic 'sexual' power radiated out of the body, and the mighty 'swing' and 'swing', "Demon Seal Sixfold ......"
"Wait!"
Uncle Meow jumped on the spot.
"Don't open it! Absolutely not open! ”
Uncle Meow stretched out his hind paws and kicked at Di Jiuchen's face in the air, eager to kick Di Jiuchen to death.
Di Jiuchen subconsciously stretched out a hand and blocked Uncle Meow's feet.
As a handsome guy, being stepped on by a cat, how faceless it is.
Removing one hand, there is no way to seal it, and the sixfold demon seal is opened, and the 'traitor' plan to summon Chi You is interrupted.
"Whoa! If you dare to summon Chi You out, the emperor will break the contract with you! Uncle Meow threatened viciously.
Emperor Jiuchen really withdrew the power of the demon's 'sex' and stopped summoning it.
Break the contract?
That's not going to work!
Uncle Meow is such a good dragon, he can ride and bully, he can burn fires and cook, and his cultivation is still very strong, and he can't fit the second one anymore.
Ling Luo looked at a certain cheap dragon with a smile and said, "What are you afraid of, I have 'medicine' here." ”
As he spoke, Ling Luo took out a celadon bottle from his sleeve and handed it to the cheap dragon, "The special 'door' is developed for you, hemorrhoid cream, god-level, it can't be compared with the kind of big road goods in the world outside." Rub it on and have an immediate effect, the bag is painless, and the bag is satisfied. ”
Uncle Meow stared at the bottle of hemorrhoid cream, petrified, cracked......
It's a sad story.
"Hahahaha!"
Di Jiuchen couldn't hold back and laughed wildly.
"Poof~"
In front of her mother-in-law, Jiang Louyue was still relatively reserved, she didn't dare to laugh too much, and covered her mouth and laughed secretly.
Uncle Meow was bullied, don't want it, a handful of bitter tears.
In the end, he still didn't have the courage to take the bottle of god-level hemorrhoid cream, but silently jumped onto the table, poured a warm cup of new tea, and then obediently served it in front of Ling Luo.
“…… Please drink tea. ”
Ling Luo didn't pick it up, fiddling with his nails, and said, "What? Didn't hear clearly. ”
Uncle Meow was full of shame, gritted his teeth, and said, "...... Mother, please drink tea. ”
Ling Luo raised his eyebrows slightly, his eyes playful: "Huh? ”
Uncle Meow was cross-hearted, closed his eyes, raised his head, and howled in his throat: "Mother-in-law! Please drink tea! ”
Ling Luo nodded with satisfaction, took the teacup from Uncle Meow's paws, put it on the side of his 'lips', took a sip, and said, "It's really good-this is a change of mouth fee." ”
The bottle of god-level hemorrhoid cream was still handed to Uncle Meow's arms.
Uncle Meow is embarrassed.
I really want to die, what should I do.
"Speaking of the change of mouth fee—"
Ling Luo's eyes turned and fell on Jiang Louyue, and said, "I drank your tea yesterday, because something was delayed, and the trip was in a hurry, so I forgot to give you a gift." ”
As he spoke, Ling Luo raised the blue 'color' water sleeve of the lake, and the eight brown 'color' immortal flags flew into Jiang Louyue's hands.
"That bearded Heavenly Realm enforcer should be a Da Luo Jin Immortal, he has sacrificed the treasure for ten thousand years, and it won't be bad. Lou Yue, you take it for self-defense. ”
Jiang Louyue held the hand of the immortal flag and trembled slightly.
This is an immortal weapon!
A real immortal weapon!
The half of the immortal soldier that she added with the Immortal Two-Star Energy Talisman is not a plane-level thing at all!
"Thank you, mother-in-law!"
Jiang Louyue was a little 'agitated' and bowed to Ling Luo.
Ling Luo said: "Lou Yue, you have to speed up your cultivation, according to the level standard of your Xuanhuang Great World, it is the ninth level of the Tribulation Period." Strive to enter the half-step immortal realm as soon as possible. I have a lot of 'exquisite' exercises in my hands, and I must be from the Immortal Realm and God Realm to cultivate, so at this stage, I can only rely on yourself. ”
Jiang Louyue nodded yes.
Seeing that Ling Luo went to tease Uncle Meow again, Jiang Louyue also retreated from cultivation.
After returning to the Ark, she began to study the use of these eight immortal flags, and the surface of the immortal flags was engraved with profound runes, some of which she could not read.
Just when Jiang Louyue was worried, Shen Xun'er walked over.
"Hey, aren't these eight immortal flags bearded?"
Jiang Louyue raised her head and said, "Auntie knows that Heavenly Realm enforcer?" ”
Kaoru thought about it.