Chapter 295: Fooling around
In fact, the two of them thought that their seamless strategy had gone bankrupt as early as when they had this idea, which Liu Bin's mother told Wang Yong in person. If you want to blame yourself, you can only blame yourself for meeting a pig teammate! Liu Bin, this bastard, has a habit of talking in his dreams, probably because he was too excited that day, and he began to talk in his dreams after falling asleep on the kang at night.
At first, his parents didn't care very much, but when they heard him shouting that the glasses were so easy to use, his father felt that something was wrong, so he leaned on his ear and asked a few words gently.
As a result, the sad kid explained everything clearly without him knowing! In other words, from the very beginning, everyone who should know about this matter already knew about it, and only Wang Yong and Liu Bin, two self-righteous little kids, were kept in the dark!
The acting skills of these people are enough to be nominated for Best Actor and Actress at the Golden Rooster and Hundred Flowers Awards, and for several days, Wang Yong did not find any abnormalities, let alone Liu Bin, a guy who lacks a root in his head.
At the last moment, it was Chen Guorui, a professional, who showed his feet, which made Wang Yong start to doubt, and gradually guessed the truth of the matter.
That day, Chen Guorui saw Liu Bin with his eyes and unwired headphones hanging from his ears. This kind of thing, not to mention whether he had seen it when he was in the army, but he would definitely be able to see it after returning to the village.
Because of this wireless headset, because of its concealment, the national security squadron in the institute is equipped, and as one of the leaders of the institute, it is impossible for him not to see it.
But he behaved strangely that day.
"What's that thing in your ear? It looks like headphones, why don't they have wires? ”
Wang Yong didn't remember a word of how Liu Bin was fooling at that time, because he felt a hint of danger from Chen Guorui's words. After secretly looking at him carefully, after discovering the narrow smile hidden in Chen Guorui's eyes, Wang Yong had already begun to feel sad for Liu Bin!
Although I don't know what's going on, how the good things I planned were exposed so quickly, I wonder why these people didn't make a noise. But Wang Yong knew that this matter was definitely going bankrupt.
Human beings have always harbored a deep fear of the unknown, which is almost more terrifying than facing death. With this kind of psychology that may be hit by a storm at any time, Wang Yong carefully observed several people, including Liu Bin's parents, in the next day, and his heart was cold!
After Wang Yong told Liu Bin about this, of course he didn't believe it. But after he began to secretly observe several people with a suspicious attitude, he also understood that he had fallen into the pit!
"What should I do?"
Liu Bin ran to Wang Yong for help as soon as possible, but these people have not launched their crackdown until now. He must have been brewing to give himself the harshest punishment in history.
The most terrifying thing is not the verdict that will come, but the waiting and figuring out what kind of verdict they will make, because it is unknown, so there will be new fear.
"At this time, it is estimated that it is too late for you to admit your mistakes, they must have arranged all the plans, you go over to admit your mistakes first, disrupting their plans, and it is estimated that you will encounter even more tragic punishment!"
Think about it too. Once you admit your mistake, it means that a large group of people who originally wanted to see the joke have worked hard to plan all the things in vain, in order to vent their anger and dissatisfaction. Liu Bin can only be taken out to sacrifice the flag!
"Broken jars, broken jars! Let's do what we want, let them think they've succeeded, and let them be happy first. There's no way around it, you don't make them happy. I guess you won't be happy! ”
When Mrs. Ye's health care doctor, Comrade Liu, was hurriedly urged by Liu Bin's grandparents to rush to Liu Bin's house, and after seeing Liu Bin sitting on the edge of the kang with blank eyes, he was also shocked!
It is to be overly anxious. Something is wrong with the nervous system?
"Uncle Liu, is he having hysteria?"
Wang Yong, who was following Dr. Liu, suddenly spoke up, and the preoccupied Dr. Liu was shocked. But at this time, he didn't have time to worry about this with Wang Yong, and after glaring at him, he began to explain to everyone who paid attention to his expression.
"What Wang Yong said is also a possibility, seeing that his current situation has been stimulated, his mind is closed, and he has closed himself, just like a turtle that feels the attack from the outside world and retracts its head and tail into its shell to avoid being harmed."
Dr. Liu was just about to kick his breath before continuing, Liu Bin, his grandmother couldn't stand it. Wow, start crying! Especially Liu Bin's mother, while crying, rushed to Liu Haijun, who had just come back, like crazy, even grabbing and biting, that so hard that Wang Yong couldn't help but shudder!
"Since it could be hysteria, it's easy to treat! I'm the best at this! ”
After Wang Yong finished speaking, without waiting for the reaction of others, he pushed away the stunned Dr. Liu, stretched out his slap and slapped Liu Bin hard.
Seeing that this slap with the sound of the wind fell firmly on Liu Bin's face, Liu Bin's mother stopped making trouble, Liu Bin's grandmother stopped crying, and even Dr. Liu was not stunned, and changed to a toothache expression!
"Smack-"
Although Wang Yong's slap had begun to retract in the back, the inertial acceleration still made his slap and Liu Bin's face come into unpleasant contact.
Liu Bin, this kid is also really clever, when he noticed that Wang Yong's slap was not pretending to be as he had said before, but a real fight, when Wang Yong raised the slap, he had already begun to prepare to fall backwards.
It's a pity that he miscalculated the speed of Wang Yong's slap and his reaction ability, and this slap still hit him in the face, making his little face swell immediately, and he screamed on the spot in pain!
"Ahh
"Alright, alright! Liu Bin spoke! ”
Needless to say, Liu Bin and his relatives have already jumped up and hugged his heart and soul baby's howl! Taking advantage of the fact that no one noticed him, Wang Yong secretly touched a cold sweat on his forehead.
Nima's, originally just wanted to pretend in front of these people in Liu Bin's family, who knew that he would implicate Uncle Liu with a few words, and then he didn't expect that Liu Bin's mother and his grandmother would alarm so many people because they were crazy because they were worried about their son and grandson!
There's no way, in front of so many people, if you want to act, you don't even think about it. For the sake of his partner's happy life in the future, he can only be ruthless! However, seeing the resentful eyes of Liu Bin, who was surrounded by a bunch of people and asking for warmth, looked at him, Wang Yong glared back unceremoniously.
What else are you not satisfied with? You know, if it weren't for my cleverness, buddy, you wouldn't be so easy to get through today? Isn't this group of people a representative of being old and cunning? Just our little trick, is it completely not enough to watch?
Not to mention anything else, if Uncle Liu hadn't been interrupted by Liu Bin's mother and himself, and calmed down to give Liu Bin a basic examination, this kid would have to show his stuff!
Besides, didn't I end up recycling? Didn't you kid also go back and hide? Besides, isn't that nothing? I haven't even lost a tooth, I've already shown mercy, okay?
It's just that seeing Liu Bin's vicious gaze occasionally looking at him through the crowd, Wang Yong is still empty-hearted. looked left and right, and saw the nobility watching the excitement on the side, gave him a look, and the two sneaked away tacitly.
Although it is a bit unrighteous, but the rest of the things can only be played slowly by Liu Bin himself, and the brothers who can help do it, as for the final ending, it depends on God!
Out of Liu Bin's house, the noble ghost looked around, and found that no one was following and paying attention to the two of them, so he looked at Wang Yong with a toothache:
"Your slap is too hard! Liu Bin is estimated to be unable to eat for a week! ”
I can't admit this, I know it for Liu Bin? Playing a double reed with him in front of so many people, isn't it looking for death?
"Nonsense! In front of so many people, if I dare to fool around, can't I get all the stuffing? In order for him not to have any sequelae because of this incident in the future, he has to bear this slap! ”
"That's right, I think Uncle Liu is a little suspicious. If it weren't for Liu Bin's mother making a fuss, you would take advantage of the situation and slap Liu Bin awake without waiting for them to react, I'm afraid it would really not end well! ”
"Yes! I'm still scared! The scene is so big, it's not easy to end! When I thought that if this thing was discovered, the scene Liu Bin and I would face would tremble! ”
Gao Gui looked at Wang Yong, especially noticed a proud and excited expression on his face, pouted his lips disdainfully, and said in his heart It's strange to believe you!
"By the way, do you think Liu Bin has escaped this catastrophe?"
"Don't know? Whether he can pass the test smoothly depends on how he copes now! We have done what our brothers should have done, and they have played extraordinarily, if it is still too bad, then he can only blame himself for being too inferior! ”
The next day, because it was already winter vacation, naturally there was no need to get up early. The parents at home are not at home, and the old lady is a spoiler of Wang Yong, and the sun has risen to the treetops, so Wang Yong opened his eyes.
As a result, the first picture he saw made him, who had nightmares last night, put his heart in his stomach.
"How? Passed the test without a hitch! ”
Wang Yong was lying on the quilt, looking up at Liu Bin, who was holding a can of canned yellow peaches in sugar water and chewing carefully, and asked with great concern. Because Wang Yong's slap yesterday was really a bit heavy, even if he took medicine and applied ointment, the swelling on his face still hasn't subsided.
What's worse is that the gums are also swollen, the two teeth are also a little loose, the mouth can't be opened too much, and the movement is a little bigger, and the corners of the mouth will feel the same pain as a knife.
So, Liu Bin, who is now holding his favorite canned fruit, can only use a long-handled knife to cut the peaches into small pieces one by one, and then use the knife to prick a piece carefully, and slowly put it into his mouth.
Pain and happiness, this is Liu Bin's truest feeling now. (To be continued.) )
PS: This chapter is released regularly, I'm going to plant trees today, there's no way, everyone in the factory has to go!