Chapter 54: Who's Bigger?
Chapter 54: Who's Bigger?
Wang Xuejing and Yu Wushuang went out this time not only to buy moon cakes, but also to buy a lot of ready-made things, they wanted to have a reunion dinner together in the evening, and it was not a trip for nothing.
When it was time to eat in the evening, Zhang's mother fried two dishes again, and the family of four had a reunion dinner.
After this meal, Zhang's mother eliminated all the gaps in her heart, and looked at Yu Wushuang and Wang Xuejing with the same eyes, she knew that these two girls liked their sons, and she also knew that these two girls were very good? Which one should his son Zhang Xianjin marry? If she marries Yu Wushuang, how can Wang Xuejing be good? This is what Zhang's mother is most worried about, but I don't know that Zhang's mother will worry more in the future, and she will have a headache. That's for another time.
When eating moon cakes and admiring the moon, Wang Xuejing broke the silence first and said with a smile: "Uncle Zhang, if you were in a hurry, your family would have eighteen acres of land, an old house and a fish pond, and you would have to be a landlord." ”
Father Zhang laughed when he heard this. explained: "That fish pond is not ours, it was contracted by his second grandfather first. ”
Yu Wushuang swallowed the moon cake in his mouth and said, "If it were at the time when Xue Jing said it, Comrade Xiao Zhang would not be a small proprietor and could marry several daughters-in-law." ”
Yu Wushuang didn't say this sentence for no reason, as Zhang Xianjian's girlfriend who has been with him for three years, it must be uncomfortable to see Zhang Xianjin hooking up with another big beauty, and it's good not to make a big fuss with a shrew in Zhang's house.
Zhang Xianjin said seriously: "This topic is a bit embarrassing. ”
Yu Wushuang and Wang Xuejing both giggled when they heard this, Zhang's father lit a cigarette, and Zhang's mother frowned slightly.
Zhang Xianjin inadvertently saw Sun Wukong himself, a monkey squatting in the middle of the heavenly court, looking at the moon in a daze. Zhang Xianjin quickly diverted the topic and asked, "Sun Wukong, what are you doing?" ”
Sun Wukong listened to Zhang Xianjian's question, pointed to the moon with his little paws, and communicated with Zhang Xinjin with his mind: "Do you say that there is really Chang'e on this moon?" Will he like me? ”
Zhang Xianjin knew Sun Wukong's true thoughts, a mouthful of old blood almost spurted out, and he covered his face with his hands and sighed helplessly. Your grandmother has a leg, and as a monkey, you're too deep into the play. Zhang Xianjin replied: Chang'e likes a pig and won't like a monkey that is always furry.
Sun Wukong said again: Why? Pigs also have hair on them, and I'm much better looking than pigs.
Zhang Xinjin sighed deeply again, he felt a sense of powerlessness that made him not want to deal with this whimsical monkey anymore.
Da Bai couldn't stand it anymore, so he walked up to Sun Wukong and gently stroked Sun Wukong's head with his paws to show comfort.
Sun Wukong continued: "If you don't believe it, you can ask the elves, the elves have already told me, there is really Chang'e in the Moon Palace, and Chang'e is very beautiful." And the elf also said that Chang'e would like me, and she would like to play with me.
Zhang Xianjin began to roll his eyes, the spirit of the pit monkey, do you want to kill this monkey?
Yu Wushuang looked at Zhang Xianjian's various expressions and asked curiously, "What's wrong with you, do you know what this monkey and Da Bai really think?" ”
Zhang Xinjin nodded and said, "Little monkey*, he said that Chang'e in the Moon Palace likes it and wants to marry it." ”
Everyone laughed when they heard Zhang Xianjian's words. Does this wild hairy monkey really think of himself as the Monkey King?
Who knew that Sun Wukong was not happy, so he ran to Zhang Xinjin to theorize, chirping crookedly. Zhang Xianjin lit a cigarette and ignored him at all, until Yu Wushuang held Sun Wukong in his arms, and the little monkey was counted as a stop and became quiet.
At night, Wushuang and Wang Xuejing slept together, and Zhang Xianjin also wanted to sleep with them and wanted to play with them, but Zhang Xianjin could only sleep on his own bed in the end, sleeping alone.
You said that two girls who like Zhang Xianjin at the same time slept together, what could happen? Anyone will be curious. Therefore, Zhang Xianjian's door was opened, and a black shadow came to the door of Yu Wushuang and Wang Xuejing's house with a few clicks, eavesdropping on the conversation between the two. This eavesdropping thief is none other than the Monkey King.
Zhang Xianjin was bored, so he went into the space to sort out the vegetables he had planted, and he was cultivating some new vegetables. is so busy while waiting for news from Sun Wukong.
When Sun Wukong brought the news back, Zhang Xianjin was on the phone with Ye Fei, and he informed Ye Fei that he could come to buy a little kiwifruit and vegetables tomorrow afternoon, and it would be the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, and Ye Fei should use it.
After hanging up the phone, Zhang Xianjin couldn't wait to ask what the little monkey was talking about?
The little monkey stretched out his little paw and touched Zhang Xianjian's chest, and then touched his chest with his little paw, and said with a smile: "Alas, I don't think mine is as big as yours." ”
Zhang Xianjin is drunk, these two little girls are actually talking about such a topic? I fell into deep contemplation. These two people have touched it themselves, and it doesn't seem to be small in their impressions, but I really don't know which one is advanced. Zhang Xianjin secretly made up his mind that when he finished touching it next time, he must remember the feeling at that time and compare it.
Sun Wukong didn't know what Zhang Xinjin thought in his heart*, and continued: "Wushuang, do you really not mind if I am with Xinjian? ”
After saying this, the little monkey stood on the other side and said in the same way as Yu Wushuang: "Actually, I don't mind if it's fake, the feeling in my heart is the same as the feeling in your heart." ”
"Hmm"
"Xue Jing, you don't know. When he was in college, he was the president of the student union, and there were many little girls who wrote love letters to him. Ninety percent of the love letters are read by me, and when I get bored, I help him reply to the little girls, so that they have nothing to cry about. ”
"Haha, haha. Didn't expect you to be so bad? ”
"Everyone has robbed you of a boyfriend, do you still have to be kind to her?"
"What about you, then will you do this to me?"
"Xue Jing, don't worry, I won't do this to you. I didn't do it right. I sent a picture of a cut of plums to the first, and he misunderstood the meaning. At this time, you happened to appear, so I pinned my feelings on you, and then slowly fell in love with you. ”
"I see."
Zhang Xianjin looked at Sun Wukong, who looked like he was acting in a drama, and smiled, while sighing at Yu Wushuang's delicate mind and intelligence. She guessed right, this is what happened. Zhang Xianjin really fell in love with Yu Wushuang in the end, and she guessed correctly. Yu Wushuang understood Zhang Xianjian's eyes, and treated Yu Wushuang's Zhang Xianjian's eyes not only with indebtedness, but also with pity.
This is exactly, who is the second daughter more leisure than her? The phone shows that the mind knows itself.