Chapter 997: Marry a horse with a horse, marry a monkey with a monkey

Li Lao said: "Don't, did you say that you will meet friends with wine and use poetry to help you have fun?" You've also helped everyone have fun. ”

Seeing that Li Lao insisted on letting himself compose poems, Zhang Zheng had no choice but to say: "Okay, since the eldest brother and eldest sister have already sent such good poems to everyone, I feel that I am not capable of surpassing them in poetry, so I dare to send a piece of "Lu Caifu". ”

"I said Brother Zhang, this word is the most difficult to write, don't you see, now there are many poets, but there are few lyricists? Do you really want to rise to the occasion and ignore your fame? Liu Shaodong reminded.

"you! Where did I get my name? There is no such person as me in the literary world, I am just a poetry lover who is not in the stream, as the saying goes, the nameless are fearless, I am a hooligan who I am afraid of. Zhang Zheng said with a big sting.

"Ahh I said Brother Zhang, are you a hooligan? How so? Wang Yumei said.

"Hah! Look at my mouth, I didn't close the door at once, I said the wrong thing, it should be, I'm a nobody, who am I afraid of. Zhang Zheng explained.

"Hah! Brother Zhang is really funny, then stop talking nonsense, hurry up and light the fire and make your "Lu Caifu". Wang Yumei said.

"What the lady said is that for the husband, serve "Lu Cai Fu", let the lady taste it." Zhang Zheng said with a pinched voice.

"Ahh What do you say, you stinky guy? After listening to Zhang Zheng's words, Wang Yumei was so angry, this muddy ball, she was also bold, in front of so many people, talking nonsense, where to put my face?

"I said eldest sister, let's not be angry, brother, I learned the lines of Mr. Xu Xian in "The Legend of the White Snake", and I didn't want to take advantage of the eldest sister." Zhang Zheng hurriedly explained.

"you, is there this line in "The Legend of the White Snake"?" Wang Yumei said.

"There is no such line in the old "The Legend of the White Snake", but recently a new movie called "The Legend of the New White Lady" has been released in Hong Kong, and there is this line in it." Anyway, there was no screening of this film in the mainland, and it is estimated that few people have seen it, so Zhang Zheng began to fool everyone.

"Oh, that's what happened, but the death penalty can be avoided, but the living sin is unforgivable." Wang Yumei said.

"How is the eldest sister going to punish ...... Brother? "This guy simply doesn't remember to eat, and he almost said 'for his husband' again.

"If your "Lu Caifu" is ...... Hey, I was almost taken to the ditch by you bastard. Wang Yumei said embarrassedly.

"As the saying goes, marry a horse with a horse, marry a monkey with a monkey, and be taken to the ditch, isn't it still how it should be? I just want to stay in the ditch, why don't you take me with me? Zhang Zheng said with a grin.

"Stinky boy, die! If you want to go yourself, I'm too lazy to take you there. By the way, what does it mean to 'marry a horse with a horse, marry a monkey with a monkey'? Wang Yumei asked.

"The original saying 'marry a chicken with a chicken, marry a dog with a dog' was too ugly, so I changed it to 'marry a horse with a horse, marry a monkey with a monkey'. Eldest sister, after I changed it like this, isn't it much better? Zhang Zheng asked.

"Haha!" After listening to Zhang Zheng's words, everyone was amused by him.

"You, you ......"

"Eldest sister, don't be angry? What do you see this is? Zhang Zheng grabbed it in the air as if playing magic, and a beautifully packaged cosmetics appeared in his hand.

"What is this?" Wang Yumei asked.

"Skin nourishing and repairing ointment, have you heard of it?" Zhang Zheng asked.

"Ahh Is this the kind of cosmetics that are popular in the United States and are hard to find? Wang Yumei asked.

"That's right, it's exactly that kind of makeup." Zhang Zheng said.

"I said, Brother Zhang, how can you have such a good thing?" Wang Yumei asked.

"Don't hide it from my eldest sister, this kind of cosmetics was developed by my brother when he was abroad, but because there is no official mass production, this kind of product is now very scarce, and even I don't have much in my own hands." Zhang Zheng introduced.

"You fight and kill all day long, how can you still develop cosmetics?" Wang Yumei asked.

"Eldest sister, don't forget, I studied Chinese medicine since I was a child, and I am very clear about Chinese herbal medicine, and later I studied in the United States Medical College and mastered modern medicine and chemistry knowledge, so I still have some foundation for the development of beauty products." Zhang Zheng explained.

"Oh, I said Brother Zhang, such a good product, such a big market, why don't you carry out large-scale production, do you have a grudge against money?" Wang Yumei said.

"That's right, listen to my friends in the United States, this kind of product has long been priceless in the United States, and it is hard to find a thousand dollars, if you can produce it on a large scale, your wealth will roll in, and you can't stop it." Marie said.

"I'm not enmity with money, it's unconditional. The main reason for the lack of large-scale production is that the problem of raw materials cannot be solved. In addition, I still had a lot of work to do at that time, so this matter was delayed. Zhang Zheng explained.

"What are you going to do now? With this mountain of gold, you shouldn't be indifferent, right? Marie asked.