As soon as Lu Lao's words fell, Zhang Zheng's voice came from the TV: "Everyone listen, the riddle of the next riddle is 'there is another turtle on the back of the original turtle', play a life language, what is the riddle of the riddle?" This quiz is coming to an end, but the prizes haven't been given away yet, and there may be no such shop in this village after that, so please use your brains to answer the questions."

"Ah, what a riddle? What the hell is this kid doing? That's too unserious, isn't it? Lu Lao said.

Wang Lao said: "I said Lu Lao, this is neither a party congress, nor a people's congress, let alone a CPPCC meeting, what serious?" Don't you have the atmosphere? How enthusiastic the masses are to participate. ”

Ding Lao said: "I said everyone, we can't just sit like this, let me make a suggestion, let's also guess the riddle, okay?" ”

"Of course, Old Ding, people have prizes, do we have them?" Elder Wang asked.

"It's not easy to get a prize, so let's do it, whoever answers the riddle, I'll reward him with a pack of red panda cigarettes, what do you think?" Ding Lao asked.

"Of course, this kind of red panda specially made by the cigarette factory for Ding Lao you is very precious, and it is definitely a collection worth cherishing, but can I make a request?" Lu Lao said.

Ding Lao said: "Old Lu Tou, you have a lot of things, if you have any requirements, just say it as soon as possible!" ”

"I have only one request, that is, Ding Lao, you must sign your name on the cigarette box."

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Ding Lao asked puzzledly: "Old Lu Tou, I'm not a big star, why do you want me to sign an autograph?" ”

Lu Lao smiled: "Haha, I said Ding Lao, speaking of big stars, there are really not many people in the world who are big about you, but you are the "Time Magazine" of Sanshang Mi Country." ”

Ding Lao said with a smile: "For those capitalist publications, everyone laughs at them, don't take them too seriously." Comrade Lao Lu, if you want me to sign it, does it have anything to do with Time Magazine? ”

Lu Zhengcao said: "It doesn't matter. I don't bother to bother with this kind of journal that is crying out for the rotten capitalist system......"

Ding Lao asked, "Then what do you mean?" ”

Lu Lao explained: "Ding Lao, you should know that now this kind of cigarette for you is already a treasure that everyone is vying to collect, if it has your old autograph, the humanistic and historical value of this collection will be even more precious." Since you proposed to reward everyone with this kind of cigarette as a prize, you are always a good person to the end, and you signed your name on the cigarette case. ”

Ding Lao said: "Haha! I didn't expect Lao Lu Tou to be so keen on collecting, since you have made this request, then I will meet you. However, I will give you a top-secret information now, it is said that Zhang Zheng, this kid, has collected too many antique treasures from all over the world, such as ancient paintings, bronzes, ancient jade, ancient furniture, etc., it can be said that there is everything, therefore, when this kid visits you in the future, you must not be soft-hearted, and you must get a few decent antiques from his hands and put them at home and decorate the façade. ”

Lu Lao said: "I said Ding Lao, you won't harm me, right?" ”

"Hey, I said Old Man Lu, how do you speak? I provided you with such a top secret, such an important information, you don't thank me, you even suspect me of harming you, do you say that you are a bit of a dog biting Lu Dongbin, you don't know the hearts of good people? ”

Lu Lao hurriedly said: "Ding Lao, don't we be angry? Didn't I hear you say that this kid has a bad temper? If I accidentally annoy him when I ask him for some antiques, how embarrassed would he be if he gave me a face full of flowers and guarded the face of the family? ”

Wang Lao said: "Old Lu, since you are afraid of embarrassment, I will give you an idea." ”

Lu Lao asked, "I said Elder Wang, what is your idea?" It can't be a bad idea, right? ”

"Hey, I said old Lu Tou, how do you speak? I mean, you can talk to him behind closed doors, and even if you don't agree with him, you won't be embarrassed because no one else is there. ”

Lu Lao said: "you, what do you mean, let this kid close the door and beat ......."

Wang Lao smiled: "Haha! Lu Lao, what are you fighting? ”

Ding Lao smiled: "Okay, don't tease him." I said, Comrade Lu, how can I say hello to you? You, a dignified general and minister, are you really afraid that Xiao Zhang, a young man, is coming? ”

Lu Lao said: "This kid's martial arts are so strong, so many people are not his opponents, and I am an old guy who is not his opponent, Ding Lao, do you think I can not be afraid?" ”

Ding Lao smiled: "I've explained it to you, it's true that Xiao Zhang likes to beat people, but people beat people are principled, there is no injustice between you, why did he beat you for no reason?" Besides, a few antiques, what is it to him? He can't wait to send it to you obediently, and stammered you. ”

"Is Ding Lao right? He should have scolded us, why should we be afraid of him, a little rabbit? Lu Zhengcao said after coming to his senses.

Ding Lao said: "Now that you understand, let's continue to guess riddles on the spot." ”

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"One turtle below, one turtle above, aren't they two turtles? Is there anything to guess about this? Lu Lao said.

"I guess the answer to this riddle should be two kings." Wang Lao said.

"Me, how can there be such a cheesy mystery?" Li Baohua disagreed.

Zou Jiadong said: "Since the riddle is 'there is another turtle on the back of the original turtle', then we should work on the word 'again', the meaning of the word 'again' here can be understood as a new turtle on the original turtle, therefore, I think the mystery should be 'there is a new turtle on it'." ”

"It's definitely not right, it's a new turtle and an old turtle, it doesn't meet the rules of guessing at all, so Jiadong's answer is absolutely wrong." Yu Qiuli said.

"Since you can't guess, I'm going to guess blindly, so let's listen to other people's ideas first, and then guess." Ding Lao said.

One girl said: "I guessed that the riddle should be 'there are two rules.'" ”

One man said, "Wrong! Although there are two turtles and two butts, the answer of 'there are two rules' is obviously a bit too simplistic. In my opinion, it should be 'there are rules at the top, and there are countermeasures at the bottom'. ”

The girl said, "Wrong! 'There are rules' can be true, but 'there are countermeasures below' seems to have nothing to do with the riddle, and I think it should be 'there are rules above, and there are rules below'. ”