Chapter 1118: Masturbation and narcissism
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"Brother Zhang, don't sell it, hurry up and tell me what anniversary it is." Charlene urged.
"The World Health Organization is about to announce to the world at 0:00 tomorrow that October 25, 1979 will be the 'Day of Smallpox Eradication of Mankind', which is one of the greatest victories of mankind in the struggle to conquer nature. Zhang Zheng introduced.
"Smallpox is a very old infectious disease, very contagious, once infected with this disease, it will not die and become numb, which seriously endangers the survival of human beings, so many pockmarks on the street are the testimony of this disease. The conquest of smallpox by mankind is indeed very memorable. Liu Yan Road.
"The question is, why is it announced at midnight tomorrow?" Hu Manru asked.
On October 26, 1977, the World Health Organization announced that if smallpox patients were not found for two consecutive years, human smallpox could be declared extinct. To this day, not a single case of smallpox has been detected, so it will be possible to declare human smallpox extinct at midnight tomorrow. Zhang Zheng explained.
"Brother Zhang, how do you know so clearly." Cui Yingying asked.
"Girl, you forgot that your brother is a doctor."
"Brother Zhang, the science popularization is over, it's time for you to continue talking." Zhu Yuanyuan reminded.
"Okay. Today is October 25, 1979, and it is a day to celebrate......"
"Wait, I said Brother Zhang, isn't it worth remembering? How did it become something to celebrate? Cui Yingying asked.
"I said Yingying, why are you the same as Xiao Nana, there are always 100,000 whys." Zhang Zheng said.
"Because, I think Brother Zhang's words will not change for no reason, there must be a reason, so my sister asked such a question." Cui Yingying said.
"The warbler is smart. This morning, the IOC Executive Board held a meeting in Nagoya, Japan, and passed a resolution to restore the legal seat of Huaxia in the IOC. ”
"Once the legal seats are restored, we can participate in the international Olympic Games and compete for the World Olympics, which is of course a major event worth celebrating." Liu Yan said.
"I say, everyone, I now declare a discipline that from now on, you are not allowed to interrupt my speech again." Zhang Zheng said matter-of-factly.
"Okay, where did you get so much nonsense, hurry up and tell your words." Hu Manru said impatiently.
"Today, we all gathered in the palatial Jibei Hotel, a grand welcome to the Jinghua beauty charity work delegation headed by Sister Wu, for this reason, please allow me on behalf of Mr. Zhu, Mr. Hu and the "landlords" of Jibei City, to express a warm welcome to all the beauties. Please applaud. ”
"Brother Zhang, did you take the initiative to ask for applause?" Charlene said.
"Am I not afraid that it will not be warm? Hi! I said Sister Xia, didn't I just say that you are not allowed to disturb me to speak. ”
"Gotcha! I'm sorry, you can go ahead. Charlene said.
"Counting on my fingers, Sister Wu and Xiaoxiao have been 1 year and 7 months respectively, and Sister Lu and Sister Liang have been more than 8 months respectively, and Sister Qin, Sister Wang Jing and Sister Xia, although they have not been for a long time, they have been about a week. Time flies, time flies, a year or so, a flick of a finger ......"
"I said Brother Zhang, it's been more than a year, more than a week, can it be called a flick of a finger?" Cui Yingying asked.
"The so-called 'flick of a finger' here describes people's mood, not the amount of time. It is the same as the meaning of the ancients who said, 'not seeing each other for a day, such as every three autumns'. Zhang Zheng explained.
"Oh, I understand, Brother Zhang, go on."
"Today, we are finally reunited after a long absence. Although the time is not long, the beautiful faces of several sisters and sisters like flowers add a bit of charm and charm. Handsome and dashing, the suave brother I, who is also very attractive and attractive, has grown into a mature, stable, and excellent temperament of the best male ......"
"I said Brother Zhang, do you masturbate like this?" Charlene said with disdain.
"Sister Xia, you wronged your brother to death, brother, I didn't masturbate."
"'Handsome and chic, graceful', stinky and beautiful, that's it, hey, you have to inch in again, come to a 'great increase in charm, unlimited temptation', that's it, but the angry thing is that you got a 'mature, steady, excellent temperament', what's even more infuriating is that you also self-styled 'best man', what do you say you are not masturbating? Alas, how is it a little awkward. Charlene said.
"I said Charlene, that's called 'narcissism', not 'masturbation', can it not be awkward? I can't even tell the difference between these two words, or a high-talent student of the Chinese Department of Peking University. Liang Li said disdainfully.
"you, isn't there just a word missing?" Charlene said.
"There are only two words in total, and you are missing one word, and the difference rate is as high as 50 percent. Besides, this is a word missing, but it is a hundred and eight thousand miles. ”
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