Chapter 071, it's off the table!
Although 305 kilograms is nothing for Xiao Chen, it is incredible to say that compared with ordinary adults.
Xiao Chen knew that even the punches of Huaxia Bruce Lee and Western boxing champion Ali at their peak were only more than 400 kilograms.
And this stupid big guy easily hit 305 kg!
If you do your best to punch this device...... That explosion must be proper.
Xiao Chen was secretly frightened, but his eyes stayed on the stupid big man.
It's just that this stupid big man looks too ordinary, except that he is a little taller and stronger than ordinary people, and his other characteristics are no different from ordinary people.
This has to make Xiao Chen suspicious, does this stupid big man have a special physique? Or is it innate divine power?
At this time, the stupid big security guard picked up the uneaten potato chips and ate them again, without feeling how shocking his performance was just now.
The other two security guards seemed to be used to it, but after glancing at them, they began to brag and spank again.
It's just that Liu Dongchuan wondered, it was his turn now, just now he reminded the stupid big man to punch lightly, but he didn't expect the stupid big man to still punch so hard.
This put him in a dilemma again.
Nima! How did this make him, the boss, get off the stage?
But the only thing he is thankful for is that Xiao Chen, the stinky boy who has cheated himself again and again, seems to be timid!
Liu Dongchuan was overjoyed, then looked at Xiao Chen very proudly and said, "Boy, why don't you laugh, are you scared by our little brothers?"
It's not me Liu Dongchuan boasting, everyone in our security department is the elite of the elite! ”
Immediately afterwards, Liu Dongchuan pointed to the poker-faced security guard and said, "This brother gives him a nickname - Lin Chong immediately!"
As he spoke, he pointed to the thin security guard who looked like an Afghan refugee and said, "This brother gives him a nickname - Ma Xia Wu Song!"
Xiao Chen glanced at the two so-called "Lin Chong" and "Wu Song", and almost couldn't help but be happy.
I'm rubbing! Lin Chong and Wu Song look like this?!
Returning people to give nicknames, I think it's self-proclaimed, right?
If Lin Chong and Wu Song both look like this...... Then Song Jiang is still hairy! It's better to roll up the cover and go home to get it.
Xiao Chen forced a smile, pretended to be shocked and nodded, pointed at the stupid big security guard and asked, "Then what is the name of this big brother?"
"Evil Black Whirlwind - Li Kui is also!" Liu Dongchuan said seriously.
“……”
Xiao Chen was speechless for a moment, he felt that his three views were completely destroyed.
This Nima is a typical high-grade black!
Xiao Chen nodded very cooperatively, and then asked with a smile: "Then what is your name, Minister Liu?"
"People give nicknames - Jade Kirin Liu Dongchuan!" Liu Dongchuan raised his head proudly, pointed at Xiao Chen with his big nostrils that looked like Erkang, and said.
As soon as the words fell, Xiao Chen really couldn't hold back, and laughed with a "poof".
Xiao Chen thinks that Liu Dongchuan's product should not be a joke invited by a monkey, right?
Otherwise, how could it be so funny?
Seeing Xiao Chen's inexplicable laughter, Liu Dongchuan was a little confused, but he was smart and immediately realized that this kid was laughing at him.
So, Liu Dongchuan threw the towel to the ground with a "snap" and snorted coldly: "Stinky boy!" What are you laughing at?! Don't you think so?
If you don't give a reasonable explanation, otherwise I will beat you up with "Lin Chong", "Wu Song", and "Li Kui" who don't even know your mother! ”
"Uh...... This Minister Liu, oh no, Minister Liu, don't be angry.
Brother, I just think you're very interesting, and I think you'll be very promising if you become a comedian! Xiao Chen said with a haha.
"Boy, I love to hear what you say. It's not me who blows, there are many cuties who have said that if I enter the entertainment industry, I will definitely be the next star. Liu Dongchuan boasted very stinky.
"That's that, Minister Liu, you, you're definitely not a person!" Xiao Chen smiled, then made a gesture of please, and said, "Minister Liu, please."
Liu Dongchuan raised his head proudly, and then pretended to jump and jump, saying in a beautiful name: moving muscles and bones.
After making all the preparations, Liu Dongchuan shouted: "Hey! Ha! Brothers are far away! The power of my punch is a bit strong, and it won't hurt you later. ”
"Get out of the way! My eldest brother is going to work, and those who don't want to die are far away! The poker-faced security guard shouted cooperatively.
The thin security guard also consciously ran to the side and sent a million points of admiration to Liu Dongchuan.
Xiao Chen shook his head with a smile, then took a few steps back, waiting for Liu Dongchuan to "make a move".
Liu Dongchuan nodded with satisfaction, then approached the striking strength tester, put on boxing gloves, and chicly pointed left hook and right hook to the air.
Quite a master!
This is more talented in acting than the qigong masters who circulated on the Internet before!
After the preparations were ready, Liu Dongchuan took a deep breath, then slowly spit it out, then his eyes glared, and he desperately swung his fist at the sponge pad, "Ho!! ”
"Bang!"
A muffled sound came out, followed by a "click"!
"Ding!"
The red number on the display scrolled quickly until it stopped at the number 250.
"Big brother, big brother! Look, look! It's 250 kilograms! You're 250 yes! ”
The poker-faced security guard knew that the time had come, so he rushed forward desperately to get a first-class sycophant.
It's just that the poker-faced security guard wonders, why hasn't the big brother turned around?
Could it be that the eldest brother wants to be humble and hide his merit and fame?
At this time, Liu Dongchuan's face was red, and after the "click" just now, he knew that his right hand had been reached. It seems that it can't be masturbated in the future.
Liu Dongchuan barely pulled out a smile that was more ugly than crying, turned around and said, "Since I haven't rested well recently, I wasted a lot of energy in boxing just now.
So I can only hit 250 kilograms, and it seems that I am getting old and my body is not as good as before. ”
Xiao Chen really admires Liu Dongchuan, this product is so enduring, his hands are broken...... Doesn't this thing hurt?
Liu Dongchuan saw that Xiao Chen didn't speak, and thought that Xiao Chen was scared, although he was happy to death in his heart, but his face was very normal.
He stretched out his left hand and patted Xiao Chen's shoulder, and said, "Boy, don't be afraid, it's okay." Don't hesitate to throw a punch, as long as the score is higher than mine, I will not pursue that matter anymore. ”
Xiao Chen showed gratitude, nodded at Liu Dongchuan, and then stretched his waist and walked to the instrument.
He glanced at the instrument, then moved his wrist and prepared to swing his fist without wearing boxing gloves.
Liu Dongchuan saw that Xiao Chen didn't even wear gloves, and his eyes were full of mockery.
What a stupid x, hillbilly! Also Nima pretended to be b in front of me, if your hand didn't break later, Lao Tzu wouldn't believe Liu! Liu Dongchuan thought in his heart.
Before Liu Dongchuan and a few security guards could react, Xiao Chen's seemingly innocuous punch had already hit the instrument.
Then the numbers on the display scrolled......
"Pretend, if it's more than a hundred, I'll learn to bark!" The poker-faced security guard said disdainfully.
"To ...... If it's super ...... More than a hundred, I'll learn to cry a pig! The skinny security guard also said.
But the next scene completely blinded their titanium alloy dog's eyes!
I saw that the numbers on the display had been scrolling for dozens of seconds, and they still hadn't stopped.
It wasn't until the instrument made a "dididi" sound that Liu Dongchuan and a few security guards came back to their senses.
After seeing the numbers on the display screen clearly, Liu Dongchuan was so frightened that the mineral water bottle couldn't hold it steadily and fell to the ground.
The other three security guards were already dumbfounded, and even the stupid big security guard stopped putting potato chips in their mouths.
I grass! 1000 kg!
It's not true, right, it looks like it's more than 1,000 kilograms?
He bought this striking force tester himself, but he knew that the maximum limit of this instrument was 1,000 kilograms!
If the instrument makes a "drip-drip" sound, it means ......
It's a blast!
(ps: Brothers and sisters are really embarrassed, I've been busy looking for an internship in a unit recently, so there are fewer updates, I hope you understand, thank you.) )
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