"That ......" Niu Tianzi looked at Uncle Taurus Xing blankly, and asked puzzledly, "The ...... of the world" Marriage...... What exactly does it take to be in love? ”

"This is a lot, don't talk about erotic love, even plain love also has many secular conditions. The girls in the world are much more realistic and cheesy than your mother back then. ”

"That'...... Can you tell us what exactly is required? Niu Tianzi seemed a little impatient.

Looking at Niu Tiangou's expectant expression, Uncle Taurus Xing fumbled and carefully took out a small roll of bamboo slips from his arms.

The bamboo slips were spread out, and I saw some incomprehensible symbols engraved on the long and narrow pieces of bamboo.

"What is this?" Niu Tianzi looked at the shiny bamboo slips, and then looked at Uncle Taurus Xing and asked ignorantly.

"Hey, look at my brain, you kid has lived in the heavenly realm for so many years, where can you still understand the words of this world."

Uncle Taurus smiled suddenly: "This is a volume of "Erotic Love" recorded in oracle bone inscription, and I will show it to you after you are familiar with the words of the world in the future." ”

Uncle Taurus stroked his long white beard, thinking about whether to let this kid have a rough understanding of the conditions of love in the world, or use specific facts to make him a little superficial.

Thinking of this, Uncle Taurus gently nodded to the side of the road with his finger.

Niu Tianzi looked at Uncle Taurus's hand-

I saw two girls, one tall and one short, walking on the road next to the Bilian Pond.

The tall girl wears a red rose-scented tight-fitting wide-sleeved blouse, a green smoke yarn loose flower skirt underneath, a big bow tied with gold silk soft smoke around the waist, and a jasper and phoenix hairpin with low sideburns.

When I got to the front, I saw that the girl's face was like snow, her eyebrows were picturesque, her eyes were looking forward to the infinite tenderness between the streams, a pair of white tender hands, Yingying held half of the red silk, and she was full of lotus every step, and her demeanor was moving.

The short girl wore a flowing white dress, with large sleeves, a long skirt that dragged to the ground, a cascading ribbon, and black hair and sideburns. Although he is a little thin, he is handsome and delicate, and his cheeks and neck are as smooth as porcelain.

Niu Tianzi was stunned!

Uncle Taurus turned his head to look at the stupid Niu Tianzi, and asked with a smile: "If I want to be a matchmaker for you, which girl are you willing to marry?" ”

Niu Tianzi was stunned when he heard this, and opened his mouth, as if he didn't quite believe Uncle Taurus's words, but when he saw Uncle Taurus nodding at him with a smile, he boldly said, "I want to ...... Marry...... The taller girl. ”

"Why?" Uncle Taurus asked with a smile again.

Niu Tianzi thought for a while, looked at the back of the tall girl who walked over, and said: "I think that the taller girl is slim, looks more temperamental, looks more eye-catching, and feels more comfortable." ”

Uncle Taurus smiled happily when he heard this, and nodded with his hand on the other side of the road, only to see two more girls coming over there.

When the two girls approached, Niu Tianzi raised his eyes and took a closer look.

But I saw the girl on the right with willow eyebrows and apricot eyes, delicate and plump lips, and a white and red complexion, like a ripe peach. There seem to be water waves flowing in his eyes, and there is a fairy aura around him.

The girl on the left has a slightly thinner face, and there seems to be a dark birthmark on the left side of her face, and her upper lip is a little protruding, and her appearance seems to be worse.

After the two girls walked away, Uncle Taurus asked again: "If I want to introduce these two girls to you again, which girl would you like to marry?" ”

"The pretty girl on the right, of course." This time, Niu Tianzi replied without thinking.

"Why?"

"Because that beautiful girl makes me feel happy, and I have a sweet, happy feeling when I see her."

"Ho-ho-ho-ho......" Uncle Taurus laughed for a while, and then said, "Silly boy, didn't you just ask me what the conditions are for erotic love in the world?" Actually, you have already answered for yourself. ”

"Huh?" Niu Tianzi looked at Uncle Niu Venus in confusion.

"Actually, the conditions for a beautiful girl to choose a young man are the same as the conditions for you to choose a beautiful girl, this is the appearance condition. The appearance condition is to be tall and beautiful.

"The so-called love in the world is essentially the feeling of love between men and women for each other's appearance (height, appearance), just like your parents at the beginning. Beautiful girls and handsome young men often fall in love at first sight, and both come from the admiration for each other's physical appearance (height, beauty). Didn't you also 'fall in love at first sight' with that tall girl and that pretty girl? ”

After speaking, Uncle Taurus then added: "However, in addition to the requirements for height and appearance, there is also an important condition for erotic love in the world, that is, pay attention to money. In other words, there are two most basic and primitive conditions for erotic love in the world: one is the appearance (height, appearance) condition, and the other is the material condition. ”

"Matter?" Niu Tianzi seemed to frown.

"Yes, matter."

Uncle Taurus explained: "Material is money, family property, and wealth. At that time, your uncle and aunt forced your father to divide the family, and only gave your father a cow - hehe, that cow is me, and drove your father out of the house in order to occupy the family's property - such as houses, utensils, thin fields, and other meager material wealth. ”

"In the erotic love in the world, girls not only value appearance (height, appearance), but also material (money)." Uncle Taurus continued.

"Let's tell you this."

Seeing that Niu Tianzi didn't seem to understand much, Uncle Taurus Xing gave an example: "Didn't you fall in love with that tall girl and that beautiful girl just now?" But if another lad has more money, more property, and a bigger house than you, that is, much richer than you, they may agree to that lad's proposal but not you. ”

"Huh?" Niu Tianzi seems to understand a little.

Uncle Taurus slowly stroked his long white beard, sighed softly, thought for a while, and continued to explain: "In the world, if you are handsome and materially rich, that is, you are tall, beautiful, and rich, that is, you are 'tall, handsome, and rich', then you will become the 'Prince Charming' in the eyes of beautiful girls.

"If you are fortunate enough to have such good conditions, your erotic love will not only be smooth and complete, but also will be married outside of marriage, and there will be love outside of marriage, 'cut constantly, and the reason is messy', drunk and lying in the gentle countryside of beautiful women and happily troubled.

"On the contrary, if you have a poor appearance and material poverty, that is, you are short, ugly, have little money or no money, that is, you are a combination of 'short, ugly, and poor', then you will become a 'black horse dung egg' in the eyes of beautiful girls, and wherever you go, you will be coldly treated, white-eyed, and abandoned by beautiful girls, and the beauties around you will avoid you, you chase her, she does not bird (diǎo) you, don't say that you are in love, and it is difficult to be in love.

"If you are unfortunate enough to have such unfortunate conditions, not only will your love be hopeless, but even your love will be lonely and bumpy, and you can only find a girl who is as poor as you or even poorer than you or 'ugly' or 'short' to get married, although you don't love her, but don't look for her, you have a very high possibility of being single."

"That'...... What if I don't belong to 'tall, handsome, rich' or 'short, ugly, poor'? ”

Niu Tianzi felt that he was not asking a specific question, and added: "For example, if I am born 'tall' and 'ugly', or 'handsome' and 'poor', or 'rich' and 'short', how will the beautiful girls treat me?" ”

Uncle Taurus smiled after hearing this, and said, "As the saying goes, no one is perfect without gold. In the world, there are very few people with good conditions such as 'tall' and 'handsome' and 'rich', and the vast majority of people belong to 'short, ugly, poor' or between 'tall, handsome, rich' and 'short, ugly, and poor'.

"If you only have a partial advantage in appearance and materiality, that is, you only have two or one advantage in 'height, appearance, and money', for example, you are 'tall, ugly, rich' or 'short, handsome, because when a man is short, handsome), poor, or 'tall, ugly, poor' or 'short, handsome, rich', then you have become a 'chicken rib' in the eyes of beautiful girls.

"If you have such a crippled and embarrassing condition, you will be picked and picked by those beautiful girls who can neither catch up with the 'tall, handsome, rich' and unwilling to marry the 'short, ugly, poor' like buying cabbage, radish and tomatoes in the market, and you want to pick up and throw away, your love will not only be tortuous and difficult, but even if you are barely married, the beautiful wife may still have mental or ** 'cheating', because her heart is always thinking about those 'tall, handsome, rich' men.

This is the basic reality of marriage and love in the world. Although the details are different for each person, most of them cannot escape these three basic situations. ”