Belated Christmas Special - Cake Wars (Part I)
The whole process adopts the form of dialogue, the host Sakura falls and finally leaves is referred to as "Final", the host Du Ziteng is referred to as "Du", Moli is "Mo", the strings between the flowers are "strings", Su Qidong is "Su", Pan is Pan (=, =), Yunxue Ying (Zhongli has no love) is "Sakura", the moon between flowers is "Moon", sadness is "hurt", and greed is "greed".
Precautions before eating: The special article has nothing to do with the text, and it has a certain hint of cp direction, and everyone who spoilers or something must have a pair of eyes that are good at discovering...... Pure spoof.
As for things like "Ale, why is Moli able to make cakes with the enemy?" "Who is Yun Xue Ying...... (Prologue of the End Times)" "Isn't the Flower Moon dead? "Is Mo Li's friend [Master Soldier's IQ] offline?" "Wait, the amount of information is slightly larger......" and so on, the end of the world reincarnation unlimited no responsibility company is not responsible for returns.
【Mysterious Space】
Finale: Because of the mysterious power of the festival, the confinement of the god's space has been broken......
Du: Wait a minute, this reason is even more far-fetched than the last no-responsibility spoof, okay?
Finale: (interrupted, taking a deep breath) Our heroine Moli Fox Queen, with her team member Pseudo-Niang Military Master Hanama Xian, facial paralysis Su Qidong, whose attributes have not yet been determined between the second middle school and the sick Jiao, and the opposite twin sister (or sister) Hanamazuki who crossed over from a mysterious time and space in the future, and the cat beauty Yunxue Sakura after n years...... There is also the sadness of the "Seven Deadly Sins" special guest captain who is said to have professionally dismantled CP for 30 years, and the perverted snake man greed who CP is all over the novel.
DJ: Why is this combination so peculiar...... I had a bad premonition. Oh! This program is especially grateful to the apocalyptic reincarnation team "Fox Born Nine Tails" and "Seven Deadly Sins", and the apocalyptic Tianyu Cathedral for its friendly sponsorship. I'm the host, Du Ziteng.
Finale: I'm the host Sakura and I'm leaving. In principle, the owner of this program prohibits the use of violence and strengthens his ability to achieve his personal goals, and once he is discovered, he will be dragged out hand in hand for 99 days.
CM: (sleepy-eyed, looking around blankly) Ale, what is it this time?
D: Again...... Captain, have you often experienced this kind of unscientific thing before?
CM: (Looks around and finds Sakura wearing a cat mask) It's not ours. He who. Big. people. Why did you pull me over again this time for a strange interview? (laughs) Well, oh, it's all some nostalgic faces.
Du: Captain...... I don't understand what you're talking about......
Finale: (wiping sweat) Ahem, because now Mo Li is in a team battle, and he is embarrassed to pull the four who are fighting from the battlefield, so he invited the nine-tailed demon fox from a very late time period......
Du: Hey, is your implication that I'm the only one who can be dragged directly from this morning's serial?!
Injury: (widens his eyes, his eyes turn red) Ahra, isn't this a young demon fox and a young knight? (Smile at Yun Xue Ying, who is blankly pulling the sleeves of the moon between the flowers)
Sakura: (frowns) Why is this guy so familiar? (looks to the side of the greedy that lacks interest)
D: The ...... I'd love to know who this person is......
Finale: Official Introduction: Mo Li's spear fighting disciple. Known as the Empress of Flames, she is said to be the strongest non-awakened person to inherit Moli's will in the last days of reality, and of course she is very powerful after awakening many years later...... For details, please pay attention to "Twin Flowers of the Last Days". Personal introduction: I like a kitten like a human spoiler. Will fry the hair will warm the bed, it is said that with Su Qidong's. Junior. The relationship between the younger brother is good, the good friend of the flower moon, the object of greedy pursuit for many years, please pay attention to the end of the world chapter for details. The Yun Xue Ying invited today is a super S-level powerhouse who awakened the seventh and eighth senses in the last days.
Du: Okay, what a big name!
Finale: Today it's all big names (laughs). The four people led by Mo Li are all super S-level, and the two traitors are of unknown rank. According to the information of the flower month, there was a tie with greed in the future. Yuan Fang, what do you think?
D: Is it too late for me to go back now?
Sakura: (smiling) I'm Zhongli Loveless, hello~ Merry Christmas to Sister Moli, Merry Christmas to Su Qihui's brother, Merry Christmas to Nagisa's younger brother. Merry Christmas to the brother of Hanamazuki ~ The two opposite are also Merry Christmas. And of course, the host is also Merry Christmas.
Du: Ah, is there finally a normal soft girl, is it a benefit? (teary eyes)
Finale: (whispering) No. She was even more terrifying than the two apologists opposite......
Xian: What the hell is it about bringing us here? Although it is said that the festival needs to be celebrated...... I don't think it's necessary to base the audience's happiness on our pain.
Sue:...... (Staring at Sakura after listening to the introduction)
Pan: Hmph (kept looking at hurt and greed, turned around and saw Su looking at Sakura, staring at Sue's neck and showing his teeth very unpleasantly)
Injury: Actually, isn't it fun to participate in this kind of activity once in a while? (glanced at the greed who wanted to leave)
Greed: Hurry up, I still have the experiment to finish. (Seems to recognize Sakura, some interested)
Cherry:...... (Continue to think about whether the renegade on the other side recognizes himself)
Month:...... (Eyes down.) Facial paralysis)
Final: Actually...... (Take out a lottery box), today's theme is "Cake Wars". Let's draw lots and work together in groups to create a cake~
Backing Vocals: Huh?
Du: There are a total of eight lots, two of which are blank, and six are marked with numbers, and the one drawn to 1 is the No. 1 group, 2 is the No. 2 group, and 3 is the No. 3 group, and the blank sign is the judge, who is responsible for scoring the cake.
Final: No matter what the result of the lottery is, everyone can't fight~
Mo Li, who was closest to the host, took the lead and took a stick, and then all the members of the Fox Nine-Tails followed, Xue Ying pulled the flower moon, and finally sadly took two sticks and gave one to greed.
CM: Number 1, who is in my group?
String: (with a bright smile, the sign in his hand marked "1") Please advise, Captain Moli.
Injury: Ahra, it's a blank sign, it's a pity (disappointed)
Sue:......
Melt:......
CM: (Leaning over to see) It's both No. 2, are you two going to love each other and kill each other to make cakes?
Sue:. (A palm slashes at Mo Li, and is dodged by the other party)
Sakura: Who's my partner? (Eagerly staring at the moon between the flowers)
Month:...... (Expressionless hand over the sign to Sakura, it's a blank lot)
DH: That is to say...... Group 3 is...... (looking at the sneering greed)
Greed: Oh? A group with kittens?
Finale: The Wonderful Group was born......
Sakura: (nodding and looking natural) Do you know how to make cakes?
Ink:......
String:......
Sue:......
Melt:......
Sakura: I asked Raku...... Greed, what do you order!
Du: (can't bear to cover his face) So...... No one knows how to make cakes at all, huh?!
Final: It's okay, there are cake recipes for your reference. Unlimited supply of raw materials. Please sit down and wait for the fate of the three groups to be handed over to you.
D: It is said that the final reward is that the group that wins first can ask the other two groups to do anything...... The ultimate desire to ignore the relationship of strength in the legend.
The eyes of two of the groups all turned to greed, and Yun Xueying covered her face.
Final: Oh, it seems that everyone's enthusiasm has been ignited~ Then everyone is ready, the cake war starts now!
――――――――Group 1 Occasion―――――――
CM: (Sorting out the instruments) Blossom strings, didn't you say that you are multi-tasking......
Xian: It's okay, it's okay. There's always a first time. But what kind of cake to make?
CM: (gritting his teeth) Is there a kind of death dish that can send people to hell if you eat it (sneering, looking at the sadness of a song propped up on the table)
Xian: I see, let's make matcha cake.
D: Has Team 1 decided to make a light matcha cake...... Talking about why dark cuisine can be associated with matcha cake.
Strings: (Wear an apron.) Tie up the hair), first separate the egg liquid and add it to the whisk, and leave the captain of the mot. Drain the whisk of water. Set the yolk aside and wait for it to be used.
CM: Is there really no problem? (Knock the eggs by hand, and the eggs are separating...... )
Strings: Hmm...... Whipping eggs? Oh, I'll do it. (Take the egg liquid and start beating the eggs manually, and the egg liquid begins to turn into white cream) In the end, it is a lot easier to strengthen the physique, and the book says that it is almost the same as a fisheye bubble (laughs) Captain Moli. 20 grams of sugar.
Ink: 20 grams? (Tear open the sugar bag and sprinkle it into the egg white)
String:...... Please don't add to my workload
CM: Anyway, it's for the judges.
Finale: It seems that there is one person in the first group who has been dragging his feet on the side, is it really okay......
String: (Rhythmically beating the eggs, the egg whites begin to thicken) Captain Moli, I have something to say, what do you think are the odds of us winning?
CM: Hmm...... (gloomy)
Xian: Winning isn't about how good we are. It's up to the judges. (Laughing at the two judges who have been staring at the third group) The second group aside, Yun Xue Ying in the third group is the boss of Hanamazuki, and greed is a sad subordinate.
CM: That's what you say...... (Look at the third group, who are still arguing about what to make the cake.) Sakura put the flour on Greed's head) The third group has a good chance of getting friendship points?
String: Captain Moli, I want another 20 grams of sugar.
Ink:...... If we continue to make the cake normally, the judges don't have much friendship with us, and it's normal that we don't get a high score.
String: (squints and laughs) What if the third group doesn't have a cake for the judges?
CM: (laughs)
D: Wait a minute, there seems to be some conspiracy in the first group! O my God. The smiles of the two people are in tune!
Strings: En, the egg liquid is viscous and can pull out the corners. Perfect ~ Next process the egg yolk.
CM: I'm going to look for cornmeal.
―――――――― Group 2 Occasion―――――――
Pan: Heh, liar. Can't make cakes? Where did you get your previous unpalatable cake from?
Sue: (Expressionless, prepares the equipment and starts beating eggs) Don't wait here, go find white sugar.
Pan: Tsk (throws the white sugar to Su Qidong) What kind of cake are you going to make?
Sue: Honey sponge cake. (Beat the egg whites, tear open the sugar pocket and start adding sugar)
Du: Su Qidong from Group 2 turned out to be a veteran of making cakes, ah, the other two groups are going to come on! He didn't even read the recipe and began to skillfully whip the egg whites...... He began to pour the sugar very professionally...... Pouring granulated sugar...... Pouring granulated sugar...... Half a bag of sugar added to it, ahhhhh Is it a sugar-grade cake carved from a sugar fortress that will make people's sense of taste fail?!
Melt:...... Hey, why is there only a little bit of it added on the other side? (Pointing to the string between the flowers that is stopping Moli from pouring sugar)
Sue: (glances up, silently stirring the egg-candy mixture) Personal hobby.
Pan: So it's not my sense of taste that's abnormal, it's your cake at all!
Finale: I complained, Panzi-chan actually complained!
Du: Ahhh After Su Qidong of Group 2 added a whole bag of sugar to the egg whites, Hanama of Group 1 poured matcha powder - all - into a bowl! It's not matcha cake, it's just matcha extract!
Sue: (looks up and looks at the unidentified gray-green object stirring between the flowers)
Pan: Su-Qi-Dong-~, where are you looking? (Unhappily watching Su Qidong while passing the egg whites and looking at the strings between the flowers, he pounced on Su Qidong from behind, stretched out his arm to hook his shoulder, put his fingers into the egg white, and put the egg liquid in his mouth) Tsk...... Again, I can't taste anything but sweetness.
Sue: (frowns and watches Pan's hand to his chest, his head resting on his shoulder) Don't taste it with your fingers, have you washed your hands?
Pan: (smacks his lips) Concentrate on beating your egg whites. (Reach for egg white)
Sue:...... (Putting the whisk down, an over-the-shoulder fall slams the pan on the table) to process the yolk.
Pan: Hmph, do you want to stir with flour?
Sue: Basically, you did it yourself, didn't you do this a lot before? (Watching Hanama Xian and Moli look at Group Three, Group Three has already started a flour war) Moli has to deal with Group Three.
Pan: (Instantly interested, the egg liquid in his hand has been dispersed) Hehe, can I intervene, isn't Group 3 very familiar with the judges...... If you dry it out
Su: If the three groups die, Moli will deal with us, and the three groups will not dare to move one group, they will choose to deal with us. Let them fight, and put away the materials so that they don't get affected.
ps:
Although there is moisture, but the number of words 50w has broken through, and the happy Christmas cake war is coming~ All kinds of strange cakes are welcome to taste, free packaging =v= In addition to the fox born nine tails and the seven deadly sins, there are two people from the prologue of the end of the world Yunxue Ying and Inception mentioned by the flower between the moon, the relationship between the two is the captain and vice captain of the search team in the end of the world, and the ability in the later part of the novel is also very strong, so don't delve into it, spoof is just for fun, meow=,=