"Director Zhang, you are making movies, you naturally know a line."

Seeing Zhang Ke's curious look, Zuo Jian snorted and said: "Every person who is not serious, before he dies, the killer's lines are the same sentence, 'Because you know too much', understand?" ”

Zhang Ke was stunned for a moment, pondered for a while, and then understood the meaning of Zuo Jian's words, he pursed his lips and said, "Okay, cousin, then I don't want to know, ok?" With that, he lay down on the bed, "Bye-bye, don't give it away." ”

"Hey, where's my key?" Zuo Jian saw that this guy didn't care about himself.

"I'm sorry, cousin, to borrow that line from you just now, I don't know." Zhang Ke looked at him with a grin.

Zuo Jian understood what he meant, and suddenly became depressed, "I said, Director Zhang, you are dozens of years old, why are you still so gossipy?" ”

"Gossip knows no gender, no age, you know?" Zhang Ke showed a smile that only a man could understand, and his tone was extremely ambiguous, and said, "Uncle Cousin, your friend is a woman, right?" ”

"You're thinking wrong, it's a man!" Zuo Jian snorted.

"What a joke." Zhang Ke rolled his eyes, "Do you really think I'm a fool?" Men's words, will you run out? You must have brought him over and asked for the room key, right? ”

I have to say that Zhang Ke's analysis is very correct, Zuo Jian was speechless, hesitated for a moment, and said: "If it were a woman, would I come over and ask for the key?" ”

"Hey, you're really right, Uncle Cousin!" Zhang Ke showed a shyly smile and said, "If it's a woman, you will come and ask for the key." ”

"Why is that?" Zuo Jian asked rhetorically, and he found that it seemed that the people around him were smarter than the other in this kind of thing, and only he was the stupidest.

"It's simple." Zhang Ke slowly dragged his throat and said: "There is a thief's heart but no thief's courage!" ”

"What a joke!" Although Zhang Ke said the truth, how could Zuo Jian admit it in front of him, he snorted and said, "Am I like that kind of person?" ”

"Hahaha!" Hearing Zuo Jian's words, Zhang Ke couldn't help laughing. Zuo Jian was a little annoyed and angry, and said with a straight face: "What are you laughing at?" ”

"I'm laughing at you, cousin." Zhang Ke rubbed his stomach and couldn't help but say: "You are obviously the kind of person who has a thief's heart but no thief's guts, and you are still there pretending to refuse to admit it!" I'm telling you, everybody can see that you're still there. What's there to pack? ”

Hearing Zhang Ke's words, Zuo Jian touched his nose and said stupidly: "I found out that you are all thieves?" What can you all see? ”

"Huh." Zhang Kehe laughed a few times and said: "Uncle Cousin, I am also from your age, so I advise you to say a word, there are flowers that can be broken and must be broken, don't wait for no flowers and empty branches!" For example, you see, at my age, a thief has all the guts of a thief, but unfortunately, the thief is gone! As he spoke, he looked emotional.

"Come on, old thing, you're still a thief." Zuo Jian pursed his lips with a look of disdain, "Why don't I believe it?" ”

"Uncle Cousin, don't really believe it." Zhang Ke smiled, handed Zuo Jian a cigarette, lit it, and said, "I'll tell you the story between this man and woman today." By the way, I will teach you two tricks, and I guarantee that you will benefit endlessly for life! ”

"Pull it down, just you?" Zuo Jian had a look of disdain on his face, but his ass sat down involuntarily.

"Just me, why, you still don't believe it?" Zhang Kemei took a puff of his cigarette and said, "Uncle Cousin, do you know why I can see that you have a thief's heart and no thief's guts?" ”

Zuo Jian snorted, put on a shelf and didn't speak. With such a clear thing at the moment, if you speak, wouldn't it be equivalent to agreeing with Zhang Ke's words? So he simply didn't say anything.

"It's actually very simple, because, not only I can see it, but almost all the people in the crew, including the villagers of Narin Village, can see that Miss Mu Yanbing likes you." Zhang Ke shrugged his shoulders and said to himself, "Miss Mu Yanbing is such a beautiful beauty who likes you, and you have never dared to give any positive response, doesn't this mean that you have a thief's heart but no thief's guts?" ”

"Director Zhang, I'm not as dirty as you think, between me and Yan Bing, it's just a simple relationship between men and women." Zuo Jianyi retorted rhetorically.

"Simple?" Hearing his words, Zhang Ke laughed again, "Uncle Cousin, don't joke with me, I can come to a conclusion based on my forty years of life experience, there can be no so-called simple relationship between men and women, do you understand?" In my opinion, the so-called simplicity is actually between men and women, and one party does not look down on the other party at all, so this relationship will be simple, do you understand? ”

Zuo Jian pondered Zhang Ke's words in his heart, and he found that this old guy actually said something very reasonable, and nodded involuntarily.

"And in your current state, I dare to pack a ticket, you must want to eat secretly, but I am afraid that your girlfriend Shen Monong will be angry when she finds out, so she will cringe." Zhang Ke looked at Zuo Jian with a smile and said jokingly: "But then again, Uncle Cousin, you really surprised me in terms of self-discipline, in fact, many times I have made assumptions, if you put me in your perspective, I think, I will definitely not be able to do something like you." There was a bit of indescribable meaning in his words.

Zuo Jian couldn't tell whether this guy was praising himself or satirizing himself in disguise.

But speaking of Shen Monong, Zuo Jian remembered something, thought about it in his heart, and decided to ask Zhang Ke this guy to see if he could give him some pointers.

Thinking of this, Zuo Jian coughed and said, "Director Zhang, for the sake of you being so good at figuring out other people's thoughts, I have something I want to ask you." ”

"It's between men and women, isn't it?" Zhang Ke looked at him with a smile and said, "Well, you can say it." ”

After sorting out his thoughts, Zuo Jian opened his mouth and said, "My girlfriend Shen Monong, you know, right?" ”

"Well, I did." Zhang Ke nodded, and said without hesitation of praise: "Shen is always a good girl, beautiful and talented, and very rich, you kid is a blessed person, I sometimes think, how did you deceive her?" If I had your skills when I was younger, I wouldn't have embarked on the road of making movies to eat together......" he said, shaking his head.

"Damn!" Zuo Jian couldn't help it, glared angrily, and said, "What do you mean?" How do I sound like I think, you want to say, a flower is stuck in cow dung? ”

Zhang Kegan laughed a few times and said, "Almost." ”

Zuo Jian took a deep breath and said, "There is such a thing...... The relationship between me and Monon is very good, but something happened today that made me feel like I didn't understand it a little. As he spoke, he told Zhang Ke what Shen Monong said, make good money, and wait for him to marry her when he gets rich, as well as the doubts in his heart.

"yes, I see." After Zhang Ke listened, his expression became serious, he took a puff of cigarette, and said, "Uncle Cousin, how much money do you have now?" ”

Zuo Jian was stunned for a moment, frowned, calculated carefully, and said, "There should probably be about twenty or thirty million, right?" After saying that, he felt a little complacent.

"Only twenty or thirty million?" Unexpectedly, hearing Zuo Jian's words, Zhang Ke's brows furrowed, he glanced at Zuo Jian very strangely, and said, "That's it?" ”

"What do you mean by that?" Zuo Jian said depressedly: "It's twenty or thirty million, not two or three thousand!" He bit the swastika hard.

"I know it's twenty or thirty million!" Zhang Ke pursed his lips, glanced at Zuo Jian with disdain, and said, "Look at your demented appearance, if you let others hear it, you still think you have two or three hundred billion yuan." ”

Zuo Jian was speechless for a moment, two or three hundred billion, this kind of number, to be honest, he never dreamed of it, "What's the matter, is this still less?" ”

Unexpectedly, after listening to his words, Zhang Ke's eyes widened even wider than him, and he asked rhetorically: "Do you think it's a lot?" ”

"Uh, even if it's not much, it's not too little, is it?" Zuo Jian retorted.

"Huh! Uncle cousin, I'll do the math for you, and you'll probably know. Zhang Ke smiled and said: "Let's take making a movie first, generally speaking, a relatively ordinary, not very large movie, the budget is usually more than 20 million, if it is the kind of blockbuster that needs special effects, basically, there are not hundreds of millions, it can't be played at all." ”

"Also, do you know how much it costs to keep a yacht?" Zhang Ke raised a finger and said: "There is no 100 million, you don't even think about it, a slightly ordinary yacht will basically start with more than 20 million, plus the usual maintenance, spend about 10 million a year, that is all trivial." ”

"Horse racing, have you heard of it? A purebred good horse will cost tens of millions, and in the same way, after buying it, it is common to have a special person to serve it every day, and spend five or six million a year. ”

"Without further ado, I'll just talk about something you can use in the future, such as a diamond ring! If you get married, you definitely want a diamond ring, right? Diamonds are eternal, one will go bankrupt, hehe, if you go abroad to order a diamond ring made by a master, there is no 50 million, don't even think about it, understand? ”

"You 20 million, you can still be like this, to be honest, I feel blushing for you, I can't be ashamed......"