How did he know I had hemorrhoids?

The more confused the headmaster became, the more obvious the pain beneath him, and a little sweat oozed from his forehead as he writhed.

"Tang Yue, how can you talk to the principal like this!" Zhou Qing also noticed the headmaster's ugly face, on the surface he reprimanded Tang Yue, but in his heart he was overjoyed, the headmaster was notoriously moody, just with Tang Yue's words, it was enough to expel him!

"What did you say his name was?" The gloom in the principal's eyes disappeared instantly, and instead he looked at Tang Yue in disbelief, "Are you Tang Yue introduced by Lao Qin?" ”

"yes." Tang Yue nodded, thinking to himself, it seems that the Shen family's energy is still quite large, and things are much easier to handle now.

"Headmaster, do you know each other?" Zhou Qing was a little surprised, and his voice couldn't help but be a little weak.

"What about understanding? Zhou Qing, you are really, if you didn't introduce me earlier, you almost had a misunderstanding! As he spoke, the principal stood up, walked to Tang Yue's side, took his hand and asked for warmth, "Are you comfortable in all aspects of the school, if you have any opinions, you don't have to be polite to me!" “

This sudden enthusiasm, even Tang Yue was a little unexpected, and Zhou Qing and Yang Chenghao on the side were even more dumbfounded, and their eyes were about to pop out.

"I don't have any opinions, but I'm curious, what is the school's attitude towards the situation reported by the beautiful teacher?" For a while, Tang Yue's position with the principal seemed to be reversed, Tang Yue reprimanded repeatedly, and the principal pricked up his ears, for fear of missing a word.

Zhou Qing's face turned green when he heard this, where did he think that Tang Yue would have such a great energy behind him, even when Qin Shou's father defended himself, the principal only gave face, and he had never had such a respectful attitude.

"Actually, I have been out of town for the past two days, and I came back today to deal with this matter." The principal pushed his glasses, and there seemed to be a cold light emitting from behind the lenses, "Zhou Qing failed to deal with the private feelings between him and Wang Meili, and even committed suicide by jumping off the building with Wang Meili, although he did not die, but the essence was extremely bad, so I decided to expel Zhou Qing, and report to the Education Bureau to cancel Zhou Qing's teaching qualifications." ”

Zhou Qing stretched his neck anxiously and shouted, "Headmaster, didn't you say it yesterday..."

"I didn't come back yesterday, what did you say?" The principal glared at him and waved his hand impatiently, "Zhou Qing, I advise you to accept this treatment plan, the school has already dealt with it lightly, if you go to the police station, I think it will not be as simple as work if you have to pay." ”

Hearing this, Zhou Qing completely fell into despair, his eyes were empty and godless, as if he had lost his soul.

"You guys go out first, I have something to talk about with classmate Tang." The principal commanded majestically, and did not forget to affirm Yang Chenghao's two sentences, "If you can become Tang Yue's friend, it seems that you are also a good student." ”

In the blink of an eye, only Tang Yue and the principal were left in the room.

"What are you leaving me for?" Tang Yue sat directly in the principal's exclusive position, and took a pen and put it in the palm of his hand to play.

"Classmate Tang, don't pretend to be confused, Lao Qin told me, saying that you are a little miracle doctor, and even the old chief's stubborn illness can be cured." The principal sat on the stool next to him like a student with a smiling face, his voice trembling but he couldn't hide his excitement, "I didn't believe it before, just now you saw at a glance that I had hemorrhoids, so I had to take it." ”

"Not only can I see that you have hemorrhoids, but you also have symptoms such as loss of appetite, hair loss, and insomnia." Tang Yue was a little lazy, but the pen he was playing with was replaced with a jade ornament.

The principal didn't feel any distress, but was excited: "Yes, I have been tortured all these years, although there are many famous professors in the medical department, but after being cured, they have begun to relapse, especially recently, I often feel so painful that I die, sometimes I really want to quit!" ”

"It's no wonder that sitting on this leather sofa all day long can be cured!" Tang Yue said disdainfully.

The principal nodded, admiring more and more in his heart, and hurriedly said, "Also, is there any cure?" ”

"It's very simple, do you have hot water here, the water temperature is about 70 degrees." Tang Yue said.

The headmaster was overjoyed, picked up the kettle and rushed out, and after a while he turned back and asked with great interest, "What next?" ”

"Pour a basin of water and wash your butt."

Half a minute later, the principal was deterred by the steaming basin of water, and he was very embarrassed: "Should I add some cold water?" ”

"Yes, if you add it, it won't work." Tang Yue shrugged, looking indifferent.

The headmaster swallowed, stopped talking, honestly took off his pants, and slowly squatted down.

Tang Yue watched speechlessly as he splashed his body little by little, simply stood up, and pressed his shoulder hard, only to hear a howl, and the principal sat down.

That's almost seventy degrees of hot water.

The principal's whole face was like a purple eggplant, and he was about to cry, but he was suddenly stunned, and immediately showed a feeling of enjoyment like Gao Chao: "I haven't been so comfortable for a long time." ”

Tang Yuemeng retracted his hand: "Damn, don't be so ambiguous?" ”

The principal suddenly sneered: "I didn't hold back for a while, little miracle doctor, can it be cured in this way?" “

"Half the better."

The principal was shocked, so many medical experts were helpless for stubborn hemorrhoids, and they could be half cured with hot water?

But he didn't dare to raise any questions, after all, the comfort coming from under him was so real that it almost made him flutter.

After the basin of water gradually cooled down, Tang Yue said, "Okay, get up and wipe it clean." “

The principal stood up happily and said with emotion: "I feel that the whole person seems to be a few pounds lighter, which is so refreshing!" “

", you don't look at how much dirt you've washed off." Tang Yue covered his nose and looked at the principal with disgust.

The headmaster looked back, good fellow, the whole basin of water had been dyed from transparent to a rich black, and it also emitted a foul smell that was unbearable.

"No, I really can't cure it." Tang Yue found a notepad on the table, hurriedly wrote for a minute, and instructed, "Don't you say that there is a medical professor in the school, find someone who understands acupuncture, and let him administer the acupuncture according to the method I wrote, remember, you must finish the acupuncture within a minute, otherwise the effect will be halved." “

"Little Divine Doctor, can't you give me an injection yourself?" The principal was a little nervous, this disease had tormented him for most of his life, and he finally caught a miracle doctor, so he couldn't cure half of it!

"If you want me to give an injection, you have to charge money, and my visit fee is very high." Tang Yue pouted, the principal couldn't give himself a fiancée, he never did thankless errands.

When the principal heard this, he immediately wilted: "Then forget it." “

"Cut, stingy!" Tang Yue scolded angrily, and then his eyes touched a jade rabbit on the table, and he couldn't help but light up, "This thing is very good-looking." “

He had already noticed that there were a lot of jade ornaments at home, and they were polished crystal clear, presumably this was Shen Bingyi's little hobby, and he also wanted to resolve the embarrassment with Shen Bingyi, and gave her a jade ornament in exchange for her ice release suspicion.

How could the principal not know how to observe words and looks, and thought in a blink of an eye, there might be a place where Tang Yue's magical medical skills would be used in the future, and hurriedly said: "Little Divine Doctor, if you like it, just take it." “

"Thank you then." Tang Yue didn't bother to be polite to him, put the jade rabbit in his pocket, and strode out of the principal's office.

didn't have time to feel sorry for the hundreds of thousands of jade rabbits sent by others, the principal hurriedly picked up the phone and dialed out: "Old man Dongfang, are you free?" What, a meeting in the capital? When will I come back, I have something urgent to find you, okay, I'll wait for you! “

The principal's office and his entourage not only punished Zhou Qing for Wang Meimei, but also earned a jade rabbit, Tang Yue's mood suddenly brightened, humming a little song along the way, and returned to the class.

As soon as I entered the door, I heard two voices singing and harmonizing.

"You don't know, my brother Yue went to the principal's office, and the principal gave him three points, and finally patted me on the shoulder and said, young man, you didn't follow the wrong person, I thought at the time, that's for sure, the person who can make me feel happy and convince me to call my brother is definitely the best!"

"Tang Yue is of course the most awesome, when I met him, the sky and the earth changed color, the wind was blowing, and it was like this when Sun Wukong was born."

"I'm rubbing, it's still my sister-in-law's literary talent, it's too powerful and domineering!"

Tang Yue listened with black lines all over his head.

He walked over and gave a brain break to Mi Xue and Yang Chenghao, who were chattering, and scolded with a smile: "Can you talk a little more?" “

"Who the, do you know who I am?" Yang Chenghao was furious, his eyes widened, and he immediately turned around.

"Who are you?" Tang Yue asked with a smile.

"Well, I'm your little brother." Yang Chenghao immediately changed his lewd smiling face, how flattering and flattering he really was.

"Fuck off, my little brother is much bigger than you!" Tang Yue said angrily, waved his hands around, and said, "Okay, let's disperse, don't listen to the rats' nonsense, I'm just a little awesome." “

Mi Xue stretched out her thumb and said, "Tang Yue, I really admire your cheekiness more and more. “

"Didn't you blow it all out?" Tang Yue said with a smile and scratched the tip of Mi Xue's small and delicate nose, "Don't mess with rats in the future, otherwise your sister will scold me." “

"Hehe, my sister won't know." Mi Xue spit out her fragrant tongue, and suddenly she looked at her watch and exclaimed, "It's time, let's hurry up." “

"What's the time?" Tang Yue said with a puzzled expression.

"The first class of the diving club!" Michelle said excitedly, "I've already signed up for you, let's go together." “

"Diving? You must be interested in this kind of thing when you see a beautiful teacher jumping off a building, right? Tang Yue said shamefully, although there is an essential difference between diving and jumping off a building, but for a big-breasted cute girl like Michelle who has no sports cells, diving is undoubtedly a very dangerous sport.

Think about it, the moment Yufeng, which is close to 36D, rushes into the pool, how much impact it will have?

Especially when he thought of Mi Xue's delicate skin being red and swollen by the water, Tang Yue felt distressed.

"I just think it's funny, if it's dangerous, why don't I quit?" Mi Xue also knew what Tang Yue was afraid of, and took the initiative to relieve him.

In desperation, Tang Yue had no choice but to follow her to the swimming pool.

As for Yang Chenghao, he said that he would continue to praise Tang Yue's heroic deeds, but he did not walk with them.

It's just that after coming to the swimming pool, Tang Yue learned that this so-called first class did not allow new members to try diving at all, but taught some precautions and first aid measures.

"Next, I'm going to pick out a new member and demonstrate the proper first aid measures with her." The president of the diving club is a fairly handsome, but absolutely obscene boy, he looked at the vast new members for a while, and finally stopped his eyes on Michelle, and said with a smile, "Let this beauty demonstrate with me." “

Tang Yue's brows furrowed.

[Author's digression]: It's cool to see, by the way, I also collected it, I heard that the book friends who collect it will have peach blossom luck when they go out!