Chapter 001 The Express That Can't Be Opened

"Hey, Heuno, don't sleep anymore, what's going on this week's homework?"

At this moment, Bian Ye had just been lying on his desk for less than a minute, and he went to play Warcraft with a few classmates last night, and he didn't sleep all night.

Although he is already a freshman, he is a day student, there is no dormitory to live in, if he goes home to make up for sleep, he will definitely strangle his parents, so he can only sleep in the classroom, and suddenly heard a crisp and sweet call, he only felt a thrill all over his body, and raised his head.

"Oh, squad leader Lin, are you here to charter the night too?" Bian Ye's thoughts were still stuck in last night, and he said with a daze.

Lin Da class president in Bian Ye's mouth, whose name is Lin Daitong, is the leading beauty in the first year of the entire economics department, and even the whole school is not inferior, speaking of beauties, every boy who goes to college always dreams that there will be beauties in the class before the start of school, and the appearance of Lin Daitong greatly satisfies the wishes of all the boys in the class.

However, for the number one character in Bian Ye, in the eyes of Lin Daitong, Lin Daitong's family is well-off, there are many rich people around him, and there are many rich sons and brothers who are close to her, but she is not interested in it at all, but this Bian Ye, whose family is poor, is very optimistic all day long, sometimes eating in the canteen, this kid can't even afford to order meat dishes, but eats happily at the green vegetables and radishes, this strong contrast makes Lin Daitong quite curious and good impression of him.

In fact, it can't be said to be a good feeling, since the start of school, Bian Ye has often approached her intentionally or unintentionally, but it's not a routine like eating and watching movies together.

Just a few days ago on the weekend, Lin Daitong was about to take the bus home, Bian Ye happened to ride by, and then he ran over and pretended that he was also taking the bus and didn't bring a card, Lin Daitong felt that it was quite heavy to carry a schoolbag, so he handed the card to Bian Ye and asked him to swipe it twice.

Bian Ye was good, and he didn't know if it was intentional, so he voted the bus card as a coin, but Lin Daitong didn't bring cash, and in the end, he could only take Bian Ye's bicycle home.

"What's the night, I'm talking about homework, I've already done your homework twice, besides, linear algebra is an assignment once a week, and there are only two questions, you don't want to do it?" Lin Daitong's face sank and he said angrily.

In fact, it's not that Lin Daitong is willing to help him do his homework, after all, as a class leader, if he can't even collect the homework of his classmates, wouldn't it be too incapable of showing his leadership ability? What will the class teacher think of himself? You know, I've never been a person who gives in easily.

"Han Han said, mathematics is enough to learn junior high school, and I'm stupid, my head will explode when I see the word algebra, and I won't do it", Bian Ye is not lying, and I don't know if it is the reason for being stupid, I have a headache when I see mathematics, only mathematics in all subjects in the college entrance examination fails, and it is lower than the provincial average score, let him learn mathematics, it is better to kill him.

"According to you, you're full for dinner tonight, and you don't have to eat it for the rest of your life? Don't fool me with such reasons. "Lin Daitong said in his heart that you copied it to me, and which boy in the class didn't copy the girl? This kid is too lazy to even copy it, and he must correct his problem this time

"Okay, Lin Da squad leader, I'll be honest, didn't it rain yesterday, I harvested rice with my parents for one night, you don't know, once it rains, the harvest will be greatly reduced, so ah, how can I have time to do my homework." Bian Ye made up nonsense, completely ignoring the logic of the lie.

"What? Harvesting rice? Didn't you say last week that you planted the rice seedlings overnight? Cooked in a week? In your case, wouldn't your family be able to grow dozens of crops of rice in a year? When I'm a fool, you. Lin Daitong knew that he was lying when he heard it, and it was wrong to think about it, he said to plant rice last week, but how could there be rice planting at the end of September? I actually believed it at the time, this guy is so angry that he is lying so much!

"Ah, did I mention rice planting? Uh, okay, I'll talk about it later, I have a courier arrived" Bian Ye didn't know how to lie, and just received a courier text message, so he quickly smeared oil on the soles of his feet and slipped out of the classroom.

"Hey! You handed in your homework first, and you copied it to me?! Lin Daitong really has nothing to do with him, but in addition to being lazy, sleeping and playing tricks on people, this guy is still quite pleasing to look at in other aspects, so let's help him do it again, but this is the last time.

"Beautiful squad leader, what kind of anger are you, this guy in the border field has even given up as the head teacher, what are you worried about, look at me, I always turn in my homework on time, a good student!" At this moment, the big fat man Zhao Sanbao came over and said to Lin Daitong.

Lin Daitong turned her head and glanced at him, she never liked this person too much, she didn't say anything about being so fat, she talked about her money all day long, as if she wanted others to rob him.

But speaking of this Zhao Sanbao, he is a well-known figure in Lin Daitong's class, I remember that there was a class meeting for everyone at the beginning of the school year, and asked Zhao Sanbao: "This classmate, why do you have a scar on your forehead?" ”

"Teacher, it is estimated that he was fighting outside and was cut by others!" A scumbag in the class teased.

Zhao Sanbao didn't know what medicine he had taken wrong, and retorted: "Don't talk nonsense, it's because my mother used a broken stomach when she gave birth to me", this sentence thundered the whole class, causing the audience to laugh for five minutes, and everyone remembered him from then on, and was deeply impressed.

"Zhao Sanbao, don't laugh at others, you look at the homework you did yourself, the questions, you copied them down, but what about the answers? You just write two words: 'No!' Is that what you call homework? Lin Daitong choked back angrily, didn't bother to pay attention to him, and went back to his seat to help Bian Ye with his homework.

At this moment, Bian Ye got the courier, and then he suddenly realized that he had never bought anything, and the sending address on the list turned out to be French forwarding, and the recipient was called 'Black Tea Vitamin C', which is not his own ID, "This buddy, are you sure this is my courier?" ”

"Of course, how else would I know your phone number? And, there's always a class written on it, right? You can look at the list for yourself. The courier said perfunctorily, thinking that he would have to deliver more than 20 stores today, and the whole person was out of energy.

Oh Bian Ye looked at the phone number in the list carefully, yes, it's his own, it's just that the last number is too vague, his last digit is 5, and this number is written like a 3, whatever, take it back and take a look.

On the other side, just after helping Bian Ye write his homework, Lin Daitong's mobile phone rang and he received a signed text message, isn't it? How come the bra that my cousin sent me from France has already signed for it? I didn't receive it at all.

So, Lin Daitong found the courier's phone number in the delivery message and called it, the courier had already driven away, but he didn't expect it to be a mistake, and hurriedly told Lin Daitong that the courier let a boy in their class take it.

Lin Daitong was half frightened to death, and he didn't have time to get angry, so he hurriedly hung up the phone and rushed out, what should I do? Could it be that Heno got it? He's not going to take it apart and look at it

On the way back to the classroom, Bian Ye hurriedly opened the box, and the bag inside was very beautifully packaged, and it was written in English, which he couldn't read at all.

"Heye, don't take it apart!" In the distance, Lin Daitong trotted all the way over, his small mouth slightly open, panting.

But Bian Ye didn't hear it at all, just when Lin Daitong ran to him, he just opened the package and took out the contents of it, I'll go, this turned out to be a woman's bra, there is everything on the tag, and the price is EURO255.

Where did Bian Ye know that this was a euro, so he didn't know that this thing was equivalent to 1,800 yuan!

Ga?! This this is yours? Heno noticed that something was wrong and was stunned.

Lin Daitong's little face turned red all of a sudden, there were many students around, everyone looked over here, and covered their mouths and smiled, Lin Daitong was full of shyness, snatched it over, and said angrily: "Who asked you to dismantle someone else's courier?!" ”

Bian Ye was still intoxicated with the moment he held the bra just now, it turned out that this was the bra that Lin Da Beauty was about to wear, and this bra was too high-end, not only did it not have the unique smell of new products, but it exuded a burst of fragrance, so that he couldn't help but smell the hand that grabbed it just now

"What do you smell? Perverted! Lin Daitong was so angry that she turned her head and left, at this moment, she couldn't wait to dig a hole and get in, the bra that her cousin gave her hadn't touched yet, but she was grabbed by a man's hand, what is this called? Won't there always be a shadow on your body when you wear it in the future? No, you have to wash it ten times or eight times when you go home, which is not enough, you have to disinfect it, and you have to boil it in boiling water.

"Lin Da squad leader" Bian Ye reacted, hurriedly chased after Lin Daitong, and explained: "I didn't dismantle it on purpose, the courier didn't say it was mine, and the phone number was also written on mine, where do I know, otherwise I'll help you wash and return it to you?" ”

"Huh? Who wants you to wash it for me, I hate it! Lin Daitong walked briskly, picked up the courier order to check, turned his head and said, "How many phone numbers do you have?" ”

Ga? The beauty actually asked herself for a number, haha, it's okay, Bian Ye reported it casually, Lin Daitong heard it, and sure enough, it was a single digit difference from his mobile phone number, which is too coincidental, but it's not good to blame him anymore, but now, I don't want to see this guy anymore.

"Class is going to be in the coming day, and you still need to sleep?" Lin Daitong saw that Bian Ye was lying on the desk as soon as he arrived in the classroom, and asked stupidly.

"yes, why don't you come with me?" Bian Ye joked, yawning at the same time, his mind was still thinking about Lin Daitong's light red bra, with an intoxicated look.

", you think I didn't know you played the game last night? Bao Ye is a chronic suicide that can easily cause sudden death. ”

"Yo? Lin Da class leader cares about me so much, hehe. ”

"Who cares about you, you sleep dead, what's the matter with me", the class bell rang, Lin Daitong said angrily, turned his head back to his seat, thinking about it, he was still angry, this dead edge field, stinky side field, caused me to be embarrassed and thrown home today.

"Sleep to death, sleep to death." Bian Ye muttered, drowsy;