Chapter 487: Mouth Cannon
Reignwood and Zheng Liying had a hearty drink, the atmosphere was extremely warm, they were at the bottom of the society, although they did not have higher education, but they were well-informed, had a deep understanding and understanding of the society, and their personalities were straightforward and hearty, and Reignwood seemed to have endless words with them.
Reignwood's homesickness inspired by Wu Yingxian's father and daughter was also drowned out by the pleasant conversation.
In fact, he really has nothing to be depressed about, although he didn't have his parents by his side when he was young, he was accompanied by profound Chinese medicine, which made him what he is today, saving countless lives, and his merits are immeasurable.
When I grew up, I had classmates in school as my companions, and I joined the army and met countless brothers in life and death.
Reignwood, who was enlightened, said with relief: "Actually, I am never lonely!" ”
The sky was almost bright after this meal, looking at Zheng Liying, they were also drunk, Reignwood smiled with seven points of drunkenness, and it was most comfortable to be with these simple people.
"Let's go, uncle, I'll send you back." Although Zheng Liying also drank, she didn't pour it into her mouth like Reignwood and them, she was a little dizzy, her face was flushed, but she was not drunk yet.
She walked to the open-top pie car, this car is the best choice for men and women to drive, it is more than three o'clock in the morning, it is the time for people to sleep, the time for ghosts to return to the nest, it is a good time to swim in the car river.
"Isn't it okay to drive under the influence of alcohol?" Reignwood hesitated.
Zheng Liying looked left and right, and said: "It's okay, my metabolism speed for toasting is very fast, you help me look at it, I'll go to the small alley to excrete, it's okay immediately, the tester can't detect it." ”
Reignwood smiled bitterly, he was well-informed, and naturally knew that some people had special physiques, some were immune to alcohol, and some could be metabolized quickly, but this spicy girl still made him speechless, entered the small black alley, and asked himself to help him guard the door, this is not obviously a wolf into the room!
Zheng Liying quickly ran into the black alley, Reignwood also honestly guarded outside, only to hear a strange voice from inside, not long after Zheng Liying came out, saw Reignwood's strange expression, and asked in surprise: "What kind of expression do you have, you won't peek, right?" ”
Hua Bush said with a sad face: "I am also like a boo......
After speaking, she also got into the black alley, Zheng Liying pouted and snorted: "Is this still contagious?" ”
Reignwood's voice came from the alley: "It's not an infection, just to experience the feeling of entering the women's toilet!" ”
Zheng Liying stuck out her tongue, extremely despised his filthy behavior, and the beard and others had already taken the first step, feeling as if they were deliberately giving Zheng Liying the opportunity to be alone with the male god.
The two of them drank again in the middle of the night, and the most important thing was the car, who knows if it would be shocked!
The two opened the door and got into the car, Zheng Liying started the car quickly, started the car and just drove away, and listened to Zheng Liying say to each other: "Why is this seat so uncomfortable, ass!" ”
When he got into the car just now, Reignwood heard a strange sound, but he didn't care, and when he heard her say that she was sassy, Reignwood paid attention to it.
The peaceful environment, drinking again, and feeling happy, made his vigilance greatly relaxed.
At this time, Zheng Liying had slowed down and wanted to prop up her butt to adjust the seat, but Reignwood hurriedly shouted coldly: "Don't move!" ”
Zheng Liying was taken aback and almost used the accelerator as a brake.
I saw that Hua Bin's face was solemn, he had long lost the drunkenness just now, his eyes were like torches staring at the seat under him, and he commanded: "Slow down and stop in the open area in the middle of the road." ”
"Why?" Zheng Liying asked curiously.
"I suspect you have a bomb under your seat." Hua Reignwood said lightly, afraid that Zheng Liying would panic.
Fortunately, this little girl was quite calm after the wind and waves, but she was still pale from fright.
Reignwood looked carefully at her feet and said, "There is no lead connected to the outside, which means that the bomb has nothing to do with the accelerator, you can rest assured that you can slow down and stop, but don't get up." ”
"Oh." Zheng Liying responded in a cold sweat, and according to Reignwood, she stopped in the center of the widest intersection of the main road.
Reignwood did this to avoid innocent people, and the intersection is a relatively empty area in the city.
Reignwood hurriedly moved the seat to the end, leaned over himself, and got directly under Zheng Liying's skirt.
"Ah......" Zheng Liying exclaimed, she had already said that the root of a person's thigh is a nervous dense area, not to mention the more tender place for girls, and she was suddenly pierced by Reignwood's head like a steel needle like an iron thorn, and the crisp * numb made her almost jump up.
However, Reignwood didn't have this mind at this time, just under Zheng Liying's skirt, between her legs, staring at the seat, there was a bomb the size of a lunch box, which was naturally not too powerful, but it was enough to make the two people in the co-pilot return to the west, and the design was very ingenious.
There were many people under the skirt, burr-like hair tied up on her legs, Zheng Liying trembled, and Hua Bush didn't speak for a long time, she didn't know what the specific situation was, she couldn't help but whisper: "Uncle, do you want to take advantage of me, in fact, you just say it directly, I will promise you, you don't have to bother with this." ”
Reignwood was speechless for a while, and his voice came from under his skirt: "Don't move, it's time to give full play to your big ass advantage, you must sit firm." ”
"What the hell is going on?" Zheng Liying couldn't cry or laugh.
"There's a bomb under the seat." Reignwood pretended to be relaxed, so as not to detonate it if she was too nervous, and then introduced: "This is a special bomb, using the characteristics of loose farley, when encountering gravity pressure, the spring is compressed, but once the gravity disappears, the spring bounces up and touches the metal point, and the circuit is turned on to detonate the detonator." ”
"I'm rubbing, there's really a bomb!?" Zheng Liying's face turned pale with fright, but she still didn't move, not because she was calm, but because she was stupid, she didn't dare to move, and she couldn't stop scolding: "Who the hell did this, as for being so ruthless?" ”
"yes, as for being so ruthless?" Reignwood also said: "What have you offended recently, this is not something that a small gangster like a big stone can do, and the person who makes the *explosive* bomb must have received formal military training and has a deep knowledge of weapons."
He did this to give you plenty of time to get away from where the bomb was set and then detonate it, so that he wouldn't be suspicious, very cleverly. ”
Now the streets and alleys are installed everywhere, there are traffic cameras, criminal investigation cameras, plus many shops on the street, their own installed monitoring probes, it can be said that the eyes of the sky are dense, and all evils cannot be hidden.
"When was this bomb planted?" Zheng Liying asked in wonder.
"It should be when we're drunk." Reignwood said: "Just when we were drunk, everyone was drunk, but when the interest was high, I vaguely remember that there were a few young people next to your car, praising the beauty of the car and envious.
The gangster must be hiding in it, and this is another convertible, which can be set up in the blink of an eye with just a cover. ”
"But I really don't know who I've offended?" Zheng Liying said in wonder.
"You touch * porcelain everywhere, and you specialize in black and black, maybe you provoke some outsider?" Reignwood said.
Zheng Liying can't be sure, they are mixed in the road, and it is inevitable to offend people, but she really can't imagine who has such a ability, according to Reignwood, this is a bomb that uses the Songfa Mine device, and the maker must have a strong knowledge of ordnance, if there are such people in the rivers and lakes, no one else needs to be mixed.
However, thinking about the use of all this now, she felt that her ass was a little numb, and she couldn't sit still.
"Don't move!" Reignwood naturally felt it most in the skirt, and immediately reminded him.
Zheng Liying was speechless for a while, looked down at her skirt, and said helplessly: "Fortunately, there are only two of us on this road, otherwise others would still think that I am talking to my breast*?" ”
"You should talk to your chest more and enhance communication!" Reignwood said: "In terms of your size, talking to them more is good for growth and development, and at least it can also improve self-confidence, so I often chat with my second brother, constantly telling him how brave he is, how talented he is, and telling him that he can make people happy and even crazy......
"And then your prostatitis heals without medicine?" Zheng Liying said coldly.
This time it was Reignwood's turn to be speechless, this little sister who was a bastard in the rivers and lakes had too a poisonous mouth, and she typically didn't suffer.
Not to be outdone, Reignwood caught up with Zheng Liying's young age, poor nutrition since she was a child, imperfect physical development, and a very young figure and said: "The real beauty of others, you can't see your legs when you look down, but you can see me directly when you look down now, you are not modest, you are destined to be a princess of peace for the rest of your life." ”
"you!?" Zheng Liying reprimanded angrily: "I have small breasts, I am proud, and I am the cloth of the imperial court." Besides, what's wrong with small breasts, this is called a private jet factory, what's the use of big, and I can't be happy. Besides, exclusive men like girls with small breasts, in order to hug each other and feel each other's heartbeats, can big breasts do it? ”
This time Reignwood was completely speechless, but he felt that this was a little familiar, not long ago, he seemed to persuade Wu Yingxian to 'open her heart', why did Zheng Liying also say it so reasonably?
"Okay uncle, don't talk nonsense." Zheng Liying said angrily: "Do you think that you are a big man, you are under the girl's skirt, but you comment on her breasts, is it so polite?" Isn't it a bit reluctant to go far!? ”
Oops, I'll go! Reignwood suddenly broke out in a cold sweat and almost missed to detonate the bomb, this little girl is too sharp, which shows that she has a poisonous mouth and an uncomfortable personality, which is also a good thing, right?
And she is endless: "This is the center of the road, although there is no one, but there are high-definition cameras all around, tomorrow if the traffic police in the background watch the video to check the violation, and see you get out of my skirt, then the front page headline of tomorrow's news is 'Teenage woman born in the car late at night, strange baby is unusually precocious!'" ”