Chapter 414: Growing Up (I)
Chapter 414 Growing Up (I)
In fact, Li Guo found that Shang Di is a very normal and cute girl in daily life, she likes street stalls, night markets, cheap barbecues, black cars, greedy and cheap, and likes to eat ice cream cones for five cents. net
Li Guo's Kaizi journey began after dinner. Shang Di has a striking resemblance to Li Guo in some places, such as no friends or anything, in order to prove this, Shang Di also deliberately showed Li Guo the address book of his mobile phone, which does not have any affectionate nickname except for the master and the lady and Shangqing and the passer-by who is clearly marked.
You know, such a girl is almost extinct now, and even Mo Chou's mobile phone has nicknames such as Guoguo and Maomao with obvious little girl characteristics, and Li Guo's mobile phone also has some weird nicknames on his mobile phone that although he has not been in contact for a long time, he can still remember who it is when he sees the name.
Of course, this may be related to the environment and education since childhood, after all, Li Guo thinks that there is a trend of women becoming masculine and men savage in the whole Kunlun. For example, the Qingyao of Narcissus, she is now the proprietress of a blacksmith shop...... Specializing in ancient swords, even the Central TV reported some time ago. Imagine that you can know where there will be soft girls who volunteer to strike iron......
"How's this dress?" Shang Shu turned out a short-sleeved shirt that had been out of season on the stall in the night market and compared it to Mo Chou's body: "It looks cute." ”
Mo Chou also seemed to like this dress with a very twisted and artistic red heart pattern on it, and looked at Li Guo with a smile, waiting for his reply.
Li Guo came back to his senses, and just glanced at it: "Good-looking......"
"You're not sincere." Shang Shu smacked in his mouth, and then circled around Mo Chou: "That's it." First of all, you go shopping with me, you will pay for things that exceed 300 yuan, and I will come if you are less than 300 yuan. ”
Li Guo shrugged and was noncommittal. Just lit a cigarette and looked at the crowd of people who came and went to the night market to join in the fun, although I knew who wouldn't touch the sword, but I inexplicably hoped to meet one or two acquaintances, this mentality is really delicate.
"The fish balls are the best here." Mo Chou pointed to the steaming oden on a mobile shop: "Mo Chou, please, eat"
Shangxi's face turned white on the spot, and he looked at Li Guo with a bitter face: "Hey, the head of the house, take care of your mother-in-law." It's only been a few minutes since I finished eating, and I've eaten a lot of food. ”
Li Guo glanced at Shang Qi, took out his wallet, and without saying a word, bought a full hundred yuan of fish ball skewers and handed them to Mo Chou: "I will give Mo Chou whatever he likes." There is no reason. ”
"Hey, think about how I feel. I'm still single. Shang Shu muttered as he paid for some boiled mushrooms and lettuce: "Do you have happiness like this?" ”
Mo Chou smiled, didn't speak, just took Li Guo's hand, and then picked up the fish balls and fed one to Li Guo, so that if you want to show off more, you can show off more, and you can be more arrogant, so that when you feed Li Guo, you can't wait to stuff the stick into Li Guo's mouth.
"Now that Kunlun is so busy, how can you still have the heart to hang out?" Li Guo picked up a dirty-looking hat and put it on Mo Chou's head and looked back and forth: "This one is good." ”
"You're too bad-eyed, aren't you?" Shang Shu glanced at the hat on Mo Chou's head with disdain, and then answered Li Guo's question: "That's the case, the Holy Father's breakaway itself is a fixed number, and you are a variable in a fixed number. My task now is to minimize the amount of variation in your variable. So I have to stay with you, not only do I have to eat you, but I have to sleep with you at night. ”
"You don't have to, I promised you." Li Guo felt very strange: "You don't have to stare at it like this." Still live in my ...... You're not afraid I'll do something? ”
Shang Shu's eyebrows raised slightly: "Whatever, you can't beat me." And you can't handle it yourself, do you have the strength? Anyway, in the past three days, I must have been with me, I have already arranged it over there in Kunlun, and heroes from all walks of life are gathering one after another. ”
"You guys really are a strange organization." Li Guo shook his head: "And it's the strangest that you keep up with Shangqing." ”
"Supernatant? More than smart, not flexible enough. Shang Shu always seemed to speak so straightforwardly: "I'm not smart enough, but I'm flexible enough." Only those who can be flexible will succeed. Look, I'm not going to invite you, am I? If it's from Shangqing, I'm afraid you'll fight to the death. ”
"Actually, it's the same, Xianggong just sees you as a beautiful woman." Mo Chou squinted his eyes and glanced at Li Guo: "Yes, Xianggong?" ”
Li Guo shuddered, and then coughed repeatedly: "Things are not what you think...... It's not about men and women. ”
"I believe that." Shang Shu sat on the side of the road without caring at all, and snatched a string of fish balls in Mo Chou's hand: "When I first received your information, I thought you would be the second Shangqing. But later, I gradually found out that there is a big difference between you, and this person is very ...... It's very axial, and you're very gentle, most of the men who never get into the horns of the bull are broad-minded, and most of the broad-minded people won't be bad people. ”
Li Guo sighed with interest: "How can you be sure that I am not a bad person?" And how did I get so broad-minded? ”
"Judging from the way you do things, when you fought with Shangqing, he tried to block you every time, and you left him a way back every time. These back roads eventually become your own back roads. That's why you can win, if you die, with the meager strength of Shu Mountain, I'm afraid it will have been bulldozed by the angry Kunlun Tantra a long time ago. Shang Shu looked at the people who came and went or came and went or came and went from the food stalls with his sparkling eyes, and whispered to Li Guo: "Don't be unhappy, Kunlun wants to destroy your Shu Mountain, and it will only be a matter of resting for thirty more years at most." But the Holy Father can only be defeated by Shushan, Kunlun is helpless against him, maybe it is the will of heaven, one thing descends one thing. ”
Li Guoba snorted: "You know what I'm going to ask." ”
"As for why only Shushan can defeat, I don't know very well. But someone gave an oracle to Kunlun, and the Holy Father could only be cut off by the sword. Shang Shu smiled softly: "Kunlun on the sword, that is 108,000 miles worse than Shu Mountain." Although it is also called the Sword Sect, in fact, Kunlun is the Qi Sect, Penglai is the Shu Sect, and only Shushan can be regarded as the Sword Sect. ”
Although Li Guo also knows what Shangqi said, the blunt explanation in the book is not as vivid and energetic as she said, let alone so vivid.
"Let's go, go somewhere else." Shang Shu glanced at Mo Chou: "This sister is a big baby, why did she let you pick up a bargain?" ”
Mo Chou was eating fish balls while looking at the moon, and when he heard Shang Shu mention himself, he suddenly trembled: "What are you doing?" ”
"Say you're a baby" Shang Shu sighed and whispered: "Sure enough, it's the Heaven Immortal Shu Mountain." ”
And just when Li Guo was about to take Mo Chou's hand and go to play elsewhere, two or three drunken ruffian-like figures staggered towards Shangxi.
Shang Shu was stunned when he saw the person walking towards him, and then turned his head to look at Mo Chou, who was dressed up ugly by Li Guo, and was angry and funny: "You are too much, you don't prepare for me." ”
Li Guo shrugged: "I thought you were prepared, didn't you...... Women are too beautiful, and it's tiring to live. ”
As soon as the words fell, the three scoundrels who made it clear that they were not really drunk but were just spilling wine had already walked in front of Shang Peng, and the big splash who was standing in the middle sat next to Shang Peng: "Sister, you are so beautiful." ”
Shang Shu snorted: "Big brother, you are really a real person." ”
Li Guo is used to seeing beautiful girls, and still thinks that Shangxi's smile is unbelievably beautiful, not to mention these little hooligans who are poor on weekdays, and even have to drink on credit and play with girls. So...... It was a shock on the spot.
"Sister, go sing a song with your brothers. Brother invites you to eat...... Eat ......"
Before the thing behind the word "eat" squirted out, his whole body trembled, and his expression became terrifying. Then he trembled and said, "Eldest sister...... It's that I'm blind and blind...... I'm sorry, I'm sorry...... I'll get out right away. ”
Mo Chou looked funny next to him, a scoundrel is a scoundrel in the end, just a pistol will be scared of this virtue, if this is released from the sheath, these people will not have to fart......
Of course, Li Guo knew the situation. Shang Peng's pistol was absolutely real, and after wiping it, Li Guo was shocked on the spot, because he didn't see where Shang Peng took out this silver-glowing revolver. As soon as his hand slipped, the gun was already on the skinny old 2, and his thumb kept pulling the flintlock firing pin......
Not to mention fake guns or anything, the copper smell on the bullet and the cold texture and the evil gas contaminated on the gun that has eaten human life can be clearly felt, and the scoundrel is just a little bit of a liar, and he is not stupid, and it is not easy to cry out of snot bubbles.
"Originally, the men who met me were going to cut off their limbs, but seeing that you praised me when you first came, I will let you go." Shang Shu actually took out a balloon from his pocket and handed it to the scoundrel: "Blow." ”
Seeing this, Li Guo was also a second monk who was puzzled. At this time, he was very aware that someone could answer the meaning of Shang Di's strange behavior, but obviously, it was estimated that even if Sister Feng could really know three thousand in advance and five hundred in the future, she would definitely not know what Shang Di was going to do.
The balloon grew bigger and bigger, but Shang Shu's expression became more and more eerie, and when the balloon burst and made a noise, the scoundrel head suddenly howled and rolled to the ground.
Li Guo was stunned for a moment, hurriedly looked closer, and found that the scoundrel was holding his hand with his thigh was bleeding profusely, but judging by the situation, it didn't seem to hurt the root bone, only skin trauma.
Shang Shu stood up and smiled gloomily: "Shut up"
The scoundrel immediately stopped shouting, but his face turned pale with pain.
"The next time you touch a girl's butt, remember to think about the consequences." Shang Shu raised his head and looked at the onlookers gathered around: "Look at the fart and go away"
As soon as she finished speaking, a bunch of strange people poured out of nowhere and mixed into the crowd, tapping the back of the neck of each onlooker, and then those who were ordered actually seemed to be evil, their eyes were stunned, and Mu Mu stepped on their original paths.
"As someone who specializes in solving problems for Kunlun, I can handle it." Shang Shu walked next to Li Guo and patted his buttocks: "Flirting is flirting, the most annoying thing is to move your hands and feet." ”
The corners of Li Guo's mouth twitched, he once thought that Shang Shu was actually a very talkative woman, but now it seems that ...... She seemed dangerous. So when Li Guo saw the strawberry planted by himself around her neck, he suddenly felt a pain in the egg......
"Let's go." Shang Shu couldn't help but take the lead and stepped forward, and said to himself as he walked: "That gun is fake, illusion." Kunlun disciples are not allowed to use firearms. ”
As he spoke, Shang Shu suddenly paused, and then his body flashed back, as if he was dodging something. But in fact, except for a corner with no two hairy people in front of her, there was only one tree left that would not move.
Just when Li Guo wanted to ask her out loud, two fast-running shadows suddenly popped out of the corner, rushing forward and backward.
Originally, Shang Peng had already let go of the first one, but the second shadow suddenly turned and collided directly in the direction of Shang Peng.
This kind of speed is difficult for ordinary people to dodge, but for her, this speed is almost no different from stationary, and there is no problem to dodge at any time.
But Li Guo and Shang Di could see it very clearly, those two shadows were two girls who were about sixteen or seventeen years old, especially the girl who bumped into Shang Di, her laughter was as crisp as a silver bell, with the innocence of a child.
If Shangqi really flashed her impact, then she must have hit the wall, if it was an ordinary person who crashed into the wall at this speed, it was not good to say that she would really travel west on the spot. So Shang Shu simply didn't dodge, but stretched out his hand and grabbed the girl's shoulder, spun around in place, and removed the strength from her body.
"What are you doing" The girl who was stopped didn't seem to know what was going on, and looked at Shang Shu with a frown and quite angry: "It's you, it's really annoying." ”
Shang Shu smiled awkwardly: "Have we met?" ”
But the girl didn't look at Shang Di, nor did she answer her words, her eyes crossed Shang Di, looked directly at Li Guo, and then shouted out: "Xiaoling come on, come on"
The girl in front of her, who had been running far away, suddenly braked, and then ran back in a hurry.
At this time, Li Guo followed the light of the dim street lamp and found that these two girls were not beautiful like human beings, especially the crazy girl, who was not like a human being than Lily, it was simply not something that could be described by pen and ink, and the facial features were bright and bright like the blue sky on the plateau, which made people feel refreshed, and even Li Guo felt very familiar. And the girl who ran back looked quite quiet and delicate, with a very familiar crystal block on her forehead.
Wait a minute...... Li Guo was stupid at the time*, this crystal block gave Li Guo a deep memory, and it was clearly the living relic that Brother Shanyuan endured to secrete
"Look, he doesn't know us." The second girl pointed at Li Guo and laughed, then broke free and jumped in front of Li Guo: "Dad...... No, no, Li Guo, guess who I am. ”
Li Guo and Mo Chou glanced at each other, and then their whole faces were dark and dark: "Who made you like this?" ”
The girl on the other side was stunned for a moment, then glanced at the quieter girl in front of her, and said in a very silly tone: "Xiansen, you recognize the wrong person." ”
With that, she took the girl's hand and prepared to run.
"Xiaoxin is back" Li Guo shouted, then took two quick steps, and grabbed Xiaoxin's arm: "Come over to me"
The little new girl was dragged back, and then looked at Li Guo pitifully: "You recognize the wrong person......
Li Guo couldn't help but laugh when he saw the expression of the little new girl, although the person suddenly grew up, but the virtue has not changed at all, the expression, the eyes and the small movements of the mouth, Li Guo is ripe.
"Don't worry, you go." Li Guo tilted his head.
Xiaoxin trembled: "No, let the witch go away"
Mo Chou nodded, and stuffed a fish ball into Xiaoxin's mouth: "It's really ......"
"This is delicious...... And "The little new girl looked into Mo Chou's lunch box: "Witch, you are so short......"
Mo Chou's face changed, and he looked at the little new girl who had just reached his shoulder: "Hmm...... So short. ”
"Shangxi, look at ......" Li Guo dragged the little new girl, for fear that she would run away again: "You play by yourself, I have to deal with this girl first." I'll just say that she has been quiet for the past few days and has no motive. ”
As soon as the little new girl heard that Li Guo was going to deal with herself, she cried on the spot, her acting skills were still so exquisite, and tears came when she said it. On the contrary, the little poisonous man next to him stuck out his tongue and admitted that he was unlucky.
"I'm also curious about her fluctuations." Shang Shu smiled: "What kind of magic weapon effect is this?" ”
Li Guo glanced at Xiao Xin, and then at Mo Chou again: "Let's go, go home and call Sister Xue and them back." said that something happened to Xiaoxin. ”
Mo Chou answered, and then began to dial the phone. And Xiaoxin was dragged by Li Guo's arm and asked mysteriously: "Dad, how did you recognize Xinxin'......?"
"Your cute cartoon watch, and the hairpin I bought for you. The relics on Xiao Ling's forehead, as well as your little touch of eyebrows. Li Guo was angry and funny: "Who let you grow up?" ”
The little new girl's eyes rolled around, and then she took out a whistle from her pocket: "This...... Stealing from the godmother to play.。 ”
When Shang Shu looked at it, his eyes suddenly glared at the boss: "Three Three Tribulators"
Li Guo sighed: "What? ”
"Soul Hypsotera" Shang Shu frowned: "The magic weapon that can make people age to death is very vicious. ”
And Li Guo looked down at the little new girl who was somewhat similar to Lily between her eyebrows and eyes: "You are unlucky." ”
The little new girl who was smiling just now suddenly hung her head and became depressed...... Then he looked at Li Guo pitifully with a pair of extremely innocent eyes, in order to ask for leniency...
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