"Hey! Don't pretend to be dead, okay! He Yun saw Bian Ye's painful expression, and the whole person curled up into shrimp balls on the ground, and said angrily and funny.

"Bian Ye, are you okay" He Yun saw that he didn't answer himself, covering his feet on the ground in pain, and his face was miserable with 'red five fingers', thinking that he was wearing high heels, so he wouldn't step on him with one kick, so he asked with concern.

"No, it's okay, I can hold on!" Bian Ye stretched out his hand, reluctantly stood up under He Yun's great efforts, and said hypocritically.

"Seriously? Come on, come in and take off your shoes. He Yun took out the key to open the door in a panic, completely forgetting that he had eaten the tofu by him just now.

He Yun's home is one bedroom and one living room, the advantage is that the bedroom and living room are facing south, don't look at the whole building is very dilapidated, but since she moved in, it has been redecorated again, the furniture and decorations are Mediterranean and Greek style, very tasteful.

This is He Yun's home? Where's the secret?

Could it be that Birdman will reappear here? Or does He Yun know something herself, could she be with that birdman angel?

If this is the case, she will take advantage of her these days, and she will not be able to skin herself alive

Heno was taken aback by himself.

"You sit down for a while, I'll go get some medicine." He Yun put on a pair of cute green sandals and walked into the room quickly, the house was full of fragrance, I really don't know if even the house was sprayed with perfume.

"What a beautiful woman, do you still have pets at home?" Bian Ye saw sitting on the sofa and saw a feeding basin in the shape of a cat's face in the corner of the wall, and asked with interest.

He Yun didn't make a sound, and after a while, he took a band-aid, purple potion, and bandage to him, gently stroked his hair, revealing a round and jade side face, and said, "Take off your socks, I'll show you." ”

"No, no need, hehe" Bian Ambition thought how could he take it off? As soon as he took it off, he showed his stuffing and said with a smile: "It hurt just now, but now it doesn't hurt at all, so you don't need it." ”

"Really?" He Yun didn't seem to believe it.

"Really, I just saw it myself, and besides, my feet stink!" The side field forked.

"Okay, sit down for a while, I'll make you a cup of coffee later." He Yun hurriedly ran into the room again, and then entered the bathroom with something in his hand, no wonder he bought so many sanitary napkins just now

"Meow" At this moment, the American bobtail cat swaggered out of He Yun's bedroom, first stretched his body and stretched his waist, and then ran to the feeding basin in the corner to drink water.

It turned out to be a cat, Bian Ye leaned in and touched its head, and said with a smile: "It's so stupid, let's call you stupid, oops, it's still cool for you, live with He Da Beauty all day long." ”

You're stupid, big idiot

Who?!

Who's talking? Bian Ye sat on the ground in shock, and said in a low voice.

There was no one around, except for the American bobtail gulping down water, there was no movement, which made Bian Ye suspicious and locked his eyes on the pet cat in front of him.

"Who are you? Oh no, what kind of cat are you? Heno leaned closer, almost touching it in the face.

"Big stupid, you can't hear me when I speak, you humans are really stupid." The bobtail smacked a few times in its mouth, unable to tell whether it was talking or drinking.

I can hear

Bian Ye's face was pale, and he said word by word.

This will be replaced by the bobtail cat taken aback, it turned its round head to find that Bian Ye was staring at him incredulously, suddenly covered in cat hair upside down, tail even higher, instantly put on a dry posture.

"Who are you? How can you hear me? The bobtail clicked a few more times, and a fierce gleam flashed across the cat's face.

At this moment, the worldview of the border field collapsed again

"I'm a prophet, a birdman, oh no, maybe an angel, let me come to He Yun's house, and I'll know what to do next." Heno struggled to keep his mind focused, for fear that he would become schizophrenic if he was not careful.

The bobtail brushed it back to normal, walking back and forth, unable to figure out whether it was happy or angry, in short, said in an excited tone: "You are a holy prophet?!" Great, finally waiting for the Holy Prophet! ”

"What holy prophet?" Bianye couldn't understand what the prophet's previous 'holy' meant, and asked puzzled.

"What level are you now?" The bobtail looked at the human intently.

"What level, I don't understand!" With a blank face, Bian Ye told it about his recent ability, if a normal person saw it, he would be kept as a psycho.

"So you're a prophet, or a lower-class" The bobtail tilted his head with some disdain, wanting to get some cat food to eat.

"What did you say?!" Bian Ye's temper was not good, but when he saw it say this, he grabbed the flesh on its back (this part is where cats don't hurt, at least that's how he understands it), picked it up, and scolded: "You kid is crazy, believe it or not, Lao Tzu roasted you with a fire?!" ”

"Okay, I was wrong, let me down" The bobtail cat was carried by Heye like this, his round little head and limbs drooped down reflexively, unable to move, and immediately began to beg for mercy.

"Hey! Heno! He Yun just came out of the toilet, and saw Bian Ye carrying his beloved pet with a fierce face, and said angrily: "Why are you so unloving, don't let it go quickly!" ”

"Well, I'm just saying hello!" was bumped into by He Yun, although he was still very angry, but he couldn't beat him in front of He Yun to relieve his anger, so he could only let go, watching it run to He Yun's feet shamelessly, rubbing and coquettish.

"You're okay, don't be afraid, don't worry about this little kid." He Yun hugged the bobtail in his arms and coaxed him affectionately.

I saw that the dead cat's head was rubbing against He Yun's chest, and Bian Ye wanted to kill him immediately, but it was not right to think about it, even if it was a fairy, it was just a cat after all, and it would never have a relationship with He Yun.

This vinegar is so inexplicable.

"Hehe, go make me a cup of coffee, I want the freshly ground kind." Heno just wants to buy a little more time now, after all, freshly ground coffee takes a lot of time.

"Okay" He Yun was very reluctant to put the bobtail on the ground, and said stupidly: "You don't bully the obedient anymore, otherwise" He Yun clenched his little fist and waved.

While He Yun was grinding coffee beans, Bian Ye picked up the bobtail and asked, "What are you?" What is the hierarchy of prophets? What am I going to do next? Recruit them all truthfully, otherwise," Bian Ye said, taking a bottle of wind oil essence from the coffee table, and threatening, "Otherwise, feed you this!" ”

Under the obscenity of the border field, the bobtail cat had no choice but to recruit from the truth, and said: "There are not only you humans in this world, but also the heavenly realm and the demon realm, that is, the three realms that you humans say, but the three realms cannot be exchanged, this is an eternal law, the last time the demon world wanted to break through the enchantment, it triggered a great war among human beings, that is, more than a hundred years ago, the heavenly realm trained some human exorcists at that time, used to expel the devil back to where they should be, you are a prophet, although you also have the responsibility of exorcism, but more importantly, The Holy Prophet is the mentor of the exorcist humans, is the leader, guides them forward, I don't know why you became a prophet, in short, your current ability, to deal with the little demon is hanging, if you want to deal with the demon, don't think about it, the prophet is divided into three layers'Prophet', ' The prophet master's three layers and the highest holy prophet, a total of seven layers, you now belong to the lowest level, and I am a fairy, belonging to the Three Realms, but our ancestors have always maintained human beings for a living, for example, the Egyptians are very religious, calling us gods, the birdman you are talking about, it should be the heavenly realm, but since you were sent to me, it means that the demon world has once again wanted to break through the enchantment, although the demon king cannot appear for the time being, but his servants are likely to have infiltrated the human world, I know so much, hey, can you take the wind oil essence from my mouth？ Smoke me to death! ”

After listening to so much, Bian Ye was still a little difficult to accept for a while, but he should know a little about the task given to him above, so he told him about the stairwell on the west side of the school's main teaching building, in Bian Ye's opinion, this guy must know how to deal with that thing.

"I can't do that!" The bobtail cat 'meowed' and said dejectedly: "I can only live for fifty years, and I will be reborn every fifty years, and I don't remember anything before, and this time I am only one year old, I can't help you, you have to rely on yourself." ”

Bian Ambition said, "You can live for fifty years, is it too little? "Then you mean you won't help me?" What did the Birdman ask me to do with you?! ”

"Let me tell you what you're supposed to do."

"Do what?" Heno asked with a frown

"Exorcism"

Syllable! Bian Ye slapped it lightly, because he was afraid of killing it, so he didn't take it seriously, and said angrily: "What nonsense you say!" ”

"Heno, it's okay." He Yun cautiously walked out of the kitchen with a steaming freshly ground coffee.

Bian Ye hurriedly took the bobtail into his arms, and reluctantly stroked its little head, and the bobtail cat also pretended to like Bian Ye very much, it knew that he was only one year old now, and he couldn't get this 'big' guy in Bian Ye.

"Oh, it's not easy!" He Yun put down the coffee and smiled: "Mixed so quickly?" Looks like you little kid can even coax a cat. ”

"Hey, big sister, don't bite a little brat, I'm not a few years younger than you, right? And I'm strong and all the things that should be developed are well, don't you believe it? "Bian Ye couldn't stand being called a 'little brat' by a woman, so he patted the belt of his pants and said defiantly.

"Get out" He Yun hurriedly turned his head away from looking at him, and said angrily: "Warn you, don't mess around with me, it's not early, hurry home after drinking coffee." With that, he walked quickly to the door of his bedroom.

"What are you standing there for?" Bian Ye threw down the bobtail and asked suspiciously.

"Chapter 3, you can't enter my room." He Yun cautiously leaned against the door, put her hand on the doorknob, and was ready to go in and close the door at any time.

Bian Ye wanted to laugh, this He Yun is twenty-eight years old, but she still retains the innocence of a girl inside, she really wants to do something, then the three chapters of the law are a fart, so he smiled and said: "Three chapters of the law, what three chapters?" How I don't remember. ”

After that, Bian Ye smiled evilly and swaggered towards He Yun, He Yun saw his expression, and secretly screamed in his heart, and his eyes revealed a trace of yin

Oh, my God! I actually lured the wolf into the room!