Chapter 915: Suicide by cutting the abdomen

Press conference.

At this moment, I look at the arrogant before, I feel that I am sure of victory, and I feel that my life has reached the peak of the spokesperson - Nobi Qianzao.

It's already like ashes!

And the reporter in front of him has long been afraid to ask.

Now the questioners are journalists from other countries.

Journalists from all over the world have long since changed from the previous question of how to punish Lu Xiaobu and how to sentence Lu Xiaobu to ......

"Please give me a reasonable explanation for your fake news!"

"This kind of blatant framing, even murder, we need a reasonable explanation!"

"Excuse me, is your so-called evidence also forged this time?!"

"Excuse me, did you burn down the Yasukuni Shrine Toilet yourself?

"Please give an explanation!"

"Please give an explanation!"

“......”

Countless microphones, countless sharp remarks, like a knife, are frantically inserted into Nobi's heart!

He couldn't even stand on his feet, and he actually fell directly to the ground in full view of everyone!

Journalists from all over the world, especially those from the Celestial Empire, will not let go of this detail.

Suddenly!

"The spokesperson is weak and falls, it seems that there is really something else to hide!"

"Falling?!Is this a sign of weakness?!"

"This incident is not simple, we will continue to report on it eventually!"

A similar news was sent out in an instant, causing even worse critical damage to the current official today!

However, Nobi Chihaya didn't have the heart to care about this.

He sat on the ground like dead ashes, and the hair on his head turned white in an instant!

It's over!

He never thought it would be like this!

Obviously, they are sure of victory and victory, but how did it become like this in an instant!

Today's prestige has plummeted, and the best result of this incident is that today's dumb eats coptis!

They were actually turned around by a person, playing in a group, in front of them, slapping them in the face one after another?!

He really felt pain in his face, not his own face, but today's face!

Once upon a time, they laughed at the country of sticks and was slapped in the face by Lu Xiaobu alone!

However, when it came to them, it was a hanging!

Their country was also frantically beaten by Lu Xiaobu alone! Crazy slap in the face!

Wait a minute!

Nobi Qianzao suddenly thought of a possibility, and instantly broke out in a cold sweat, sweating like rain!

Boom!

He swallowed hard!

Could it be that Lu Xiaobu had already calculated everything before!?

Step-by-step precision design?!

The bamboo art competition, the Inagawa Society, the Yasukuni Shrine, and the press conference, these columns are interlocking, and they combined to cause tons of critical damage today!

Seriously, Nobi Qianzao would rather believe that all this was a coincidence than believe that it was designed by Lu Xiaobu!

After all, if all this is really designed by Lu Xiaobu, then this Lu Xiaobu simply can't be described by the word horror!

People who can play a person are called smart people!

Those who can play an army are called strategists!

People who can play tricks on a country, everyone adds traitors!

However, what should you call a person who can play tricks on other countries?!

Demon King?!Or, God?!

It seems that there are only two names!

Thinking of this, Nobi Qianzao's eyes seemed to appear Lu Xiaobu in the sky, covering the sky with one hand!

Fear!

Filled his heart!

......

Today's Imperial Palace!

"Eight! Grid, Tooth, Road, Eight Grid, Tooth Road, Eight Gata Road!" Today, the Emperor held a katana and slashed wildly at the pillar next to him!

He had already regarded the pillar in front of him as Lu Xiaobu!

His eyes were blood-red, and he looked like crazy!

Nobi Chihaya can think clearly of things, how can he not think clearly?!

They are a dignified country, but they are really being played by such a little Lu Xiaobu? !

Shame!

He once said that this is one of the greatest shames of all time!

Now, however, the 'one' can be removed!

That's the most shameful thing, there is no one!

"Ahhhh

Today, the emperor frantically waved his sword: "Prime Minister! Call him over! I'm going to cut him!"

"That, the emperor, the old prime minister has already resigned, and the new one has not yet taken office. ”

A servant next to him said wiping a cold sweat.

Fortunately, he did not take office, otherwise it is estimated that he would have experienced the replacement of two prime ministers in a few days!

"Lu, Xiao!Bu!Die!Die!Die!" Today, the Emperor continued to slash wildly at the pillars!

......

Today's Parliament!

"Why is this happening?!Why!Why!"

"Just one Lu Xiaobu?!Just one Lu Xiaobu?!How can we all bow our empires today?!"

"Bow your head?!Do you think it's over with your head down?!I've already received the news that the Celestial Empire is drafting a matter to prosecute us for intentional arson murder!"

"Baga! Why?! Why! Our Yasukuni Shrine Toilet Was Burned by Them! We Can't Hold Them Accountable! Now they still have to hold us responsible! Is there any heavenly reason?!"

"Baga, Made, Fake, his grandmother, I'm suffocated!"

"Aggrieved?! There are even more aggrieved! That is, there must be a result of this matter! Say, who will apologize!"

"Apologize?!Say your mother's apology!Who loves to be embarrassed, who will be scolded by others! Lao Tzu will not go! I won't do it if I can't beat it!"

"I'm not going either!"

"That's right! Arrest the two mentally handicapped people who used to be good at advocating! And that speaker!"

“......”

All of them were blown up!

If the grievances in their hearts can be turned into fuel, they can probably all take a spaceship to find another habitable planet!

After all, those who do something wrong don't have to be punished, and those who are bullied have to find a way to apologize and avoid being held accountable!

It's the same as when someone slaps you, you can't resist, you can't cry out in pain, and you have to be careful and flatteringly asking: Does it hurt?

Just ask, is there anything more aggrieved in this world than this?!

Absolutely not!

......

After receiving the order, the arresting officers rushed to the homes of the people in charge who had discussed arranging the fire.

But I didn't see anyone, only a few corpses!

Several corpses that committed suicide by caesarean section!

Oh, make no mistake, they're not for any kind of responsibility or anything.

They just know that if they are caught, then the end is definitely worse than death!

Therefore, it is better to cut yourself off, and you can still leave a reputation for being conscientious and responsible!

Wait! Did we suddenly discover the true essence of bushido?!