Chapter 218: So You're Here (Part II)
"Aunt, you are sick ......" Li Guo said with a serious and solemn face: "This illness was a mental depression at first, and then auditory hallucinations...... Then hallucinations arise, and finally the worldview collapses. ”
"Go, go, do you talk like that?" Bird Zijing kept kicking Li Guo's thigh with the soles of her feet on the sofa: "It's nothing, it's purely prenatal syndrome." ”
When Li Guo heard this, he was stunned: "Really? ”
Bird Zijing nodded very seriously, and pretended to be an old Chinese medicine doctor: "According to my years of experience, this is a very typical pregnancy reaction, and if you go further, you will have a nausea and want to eat acid, and then your stomach can see it." ”
As she spoke, she drew an arc on her stomach with her hand, and then said in a very exaggerated tone: "A woman is a princess for a day, a queen for ten months, and a lifetime of hard ......work."
"What else do you want to say?" Li Guo pinched his chin and looked at Bird Zijing: "Go on." ”
"Wood has." Bird Zijing shrugged his shoulders and hugged Li Mingxue's shoulder: "You continue." ”
Of course, Li Mingxue wouldn't be as foolish as Bird Zijing, she just took out a cigarette from Li Guo's pocket and lit one: "After this happened, I flew back overnight, but ...... But I could hear it even when I was sitting on the plane. It's like ......"
"It's like coming from the bottom of my heart." Zhijian, who was disabled, suddenly smiled cheaply: "Now there are no more than twenty people in the world who have this kind of skill and know this technology." ”
After speaking, the disabled Zhijian wiped his nose: "And there are no more than three people who are in the mood to do this kind of thing." Well, plus your little Mochou, there can be four. After all, you haven't seen the time when Mo Chou Dan hurts. ”
"What do you mean......" Li Guo thought deeply: "It's not my aunt's nervous breakdown, someone is provoking her?" ”
When Li Mingxue heard this, she couldn't help but look left and right, and her eyebrows suddenly twisted together: "Who would be so perverted?" ”
Disabled Zhijian shook his head: "I'm not a 139 global expert, how do I know." Is this technique, Mo Chou will also, have you seen her jade flute? The voice in your ear, if I'm not mistaken, someone has been following you. ”
"Who!"
Li Guo, Li Mingxue, and Bird Zijing shouted out in unison...... But after asking it, they all felt that it was quite stupid, and Zhijian, who was disabled, didn't know much about what he said just now, and now there is almost no difference between talking nonsense and not saying it.
At this moment, there was a click of unlocking the door, and then I saw Mo Chou dressed like a girl next door and walking in with a bag of things, and she was followed by Sister Shenlongxue and two children.
"Huh?" As soon as he entered the door, Mo Chou didn't even have time to greet Li Mingxue, so he suddenly pricked up his ears like a little wolf dog that only heard a whistle, listening to something intently.
"Mo ......" Li Guo was about to shout, but was kicked back by the disabled Zhijian.
Everyone in the room held their breath and stared at Mo Chou, who was listening to something very attentively, and waited for her to speak.
After a long time, Mo Chou scratched his ears: "Xianggong, the faucet of the thatched house doesn't seem to be turned off." ”
Everyone was immediately petrified...... "Since they are all here, why don't they come out!" Before Li Guo and the others could recover their strength, Mo Chou suddenly ran to the window, lying on the edge of the window and shouting outside: "Xianqu fell into a dream, I didn't expect anyone else to make it." ”
When the people in the room heard this, their faces were full of question marks. Except for the disabled Zhijian, the others, including Li Guo, all looked at Mo Chou with a confused face and ignorance.
Mo Chou saw Li Guo's blank face, turned his head and smiled stupidly: "Xianggong, it's no wonder you can't see or hear it, Qionghua Xianqu has to be fated to hear it." ”
The way she shook her head and tail when she spoke, coupled with her smirk that was getting closer and closer to Li Guo, made Mo Chou's cuteness coefficient suddenly increase by thirty-five percent, but although Mo Chou smiled, her index finger was always on the sword box behind her.
Li Guo is very familiar with this small action, this is a necessary cutscene before Mo Chou prepares to make a move. Most of the time, the clever Mo Chou only used his sword to stop the enemy, and rarely took such a posture of full vigilance as today. In fact, everyone understands that there are too few people who can threaten Mo Chou in these years, so generally Mo Chou does not need to be serious.
But today, under the surface of Mo Chou's happy smile, what kind of murderous aura is hidden, Li Guo doesn't know. But Li Guo knew that Mo Chou was very dangerous now, so dangerous that he might kill anytime and anywhere.
"Witch, are you calling the man on the roof over there?" Xiao Xinxin kicked his little short legs and fluttered to the window, pointed to the opposite roof and asked Mo Chou: "I know where he is." ”
Li Guo patted her head, the spiritual power of the little new girl can be said to be ancient and modern, like her, with such a surging spiritual power, it is not difficult to find someone from a dark corner, and even the little new girl also demonstrated to Li Guo that she can use pure spiritual power to form an energy isolation force field, and even the light blade of the disabled Zhijian will automatically annihilate in her force field. Using the concept in the novel, it should be the forbidden demon space, which is very strong.
It's a pity that now Xiaoxin's sister is still young, and all indicators are still developing like her body, otherwise the upper, middle and lower generations around Li Guo will be peerless masters in ten thousand. Even if Li Guo can only bully and bully ordinary masters like Chengchun at most, he is still proud of the rivers and lakes, dominant, and invincible.
What's more, Li Guo himself is still getting stronger day by day, although now he can't even get the bird spirit that looks weak...... "Dad, do you want me to arrest that person?" The little new girl turned her head and asked Li Guo: "Catch it out, push it down from the ninth floor, and fall to your death." ”
Li Guo suddenly woke up from his fantasy and Yiyin, and then broke out in a cold sweat...... Although he repeatedly asked Xiaoxin to not be so cruel, there are really things that are inherited. I don't believe that now I woke the landlord's sister from her sleep and asked her what to do if she caught a stalker, a pervert with the surname of Confiscation, and she definitely said that she threw the man from the fourteenth floor and fell to her death.
"Don't bother." Before the person arrived, the sound came first. The voice was low, with a kind of low but melancholy hoarseness, and this voice actually made Li Guo suddenly remember the song of the day when Mo Chou woke up Xiaokui, and after listening to it, there was still a buzzing buzzing in his head.
Sister Xue is worthy of being an old Jianghu, as soon as she heard this voice, she immediately pushed Xiaokui in front of Li Mingxue, and then stuck her head out from behind Xiaokui: "Brother, if you can't stand it, hide behind Xiaokui." ”
I can't afford to lose that man...... Li Guo was very painful in his heart, he knew that in addition to Xiao Kui's strength, there was only an amazing high defensive power, but if Li Guo really shrank behind Xiao Kui, a little soft girl who hadn't reacted to anything so far, it would be better to let him be vibrated to death by this voice.
Therefore, at this moment, Li Guo made a Hemingway-like determination, and would rather be made to bleed than hide behind the girl's back for even a second.
While speaking, Mo Chou dragged the little new girl and suddenly jumped back, one big and one small two big killers stood side by side in the living room, and then the wind rose from the window out of thin air, raising the light gauze curtain high. By the time the curtains returned to their original state, a man was already sitting on the windowsill.
Li Guo didn't even blink his eyes during the whole process, but in fact, how did that person appear, and how did he sit on the windowsill, Li Guo felt as if he was watching Yu Qian's magic at the Spring Festival Gala, and he could only watch the excitement, and he couldn't see the doorway at all.
"Murderous!"
The bird spirit shouted, then rolled up her sleeves, with an expression of "you're about to finish", and hid behind Xiao Kui, who still hasn't figured out the situation, only showing a pair of curious big eyes looking at his window sill.
"Although he is young, his deeds are not shallow." Although the man was talking, Li Guo didn't see his mouth opening and closing: "It's not simple." ”
"Who are you?" No one spoke, and the first person to ask was the bird spirit who was hiding behind the little girl and watching the excitement: "Are you looking for death?" ”
The man's gaze shifted slightly, locking on the bird spirit: "Who should I be, it turned out to be a canary." ”
"That's a good name." Bird Zijing nodded with satisfaction: "It reminds me of Cecilia Cheung and Nicholas Tse in Wuji." ”
The man was stunned for a moment, and he didn't react for a long time to what the bird spirit was talking about.
On the contrary, it was Li Guo, who took advantage of this opportunity to carefully look at the man's outfit.
This man is dressed very strangely, quite like those righteous heroes in martial arts novels, wearing a gray power suit, tied up with ropes at the wrists, wearing white cloth shoes on his feet, and a jade pendant and a long flute hanging on his waist, and there is actually a box behind him that is very similar to Mo Chou's sword box.
"The people of Kunlun are so interested." Mo Chou stepped forward: "I'm starting to do this boring thing." ”
The man waved his hand: "What Kunlun Shu Mountain, it's just a name, and most of the people in it are some local chickens and dogs, I'm just a scattered person, and I can't get along with the bullshit Kunlun Eight Poles." ”
Li Guo discovered an interesting thing in the brief chat between Mo Chou and the man, this person's gaze never stayed on anyone, except for Li Mingxue, who was hiding behind Xiao Kui.
And even with Xiao Kui in front of him, Li Guo saw that he still seemed to have penetrated Aoi's body, almost frozen.
"Hello." At this time, Li Guo also stepped forward and wanted to reach out and shake hands with the man: "I want a reason." ”
The man did not stretch out his hand, but clasped his hands in a hollow manner. However, he simply turned a deaf ear to Li Guo's question to him: "Duan Bing." ”
"No more gossip." Mo Chou turned sideways and inserted himself between Li Guo and the man: "Make a move!" Mo Chou took it. ”
And at this time, the disabled Zhijian, who had been smiling at Mimi, walked in front of the man with a boastful wind-scratching outer eight characters: "Duan Bing, the first killing god of the Kunlun Eight Sects." ”
Before the words fell, the kitten suddenly jumped on Li Guo's shoulder: "Qionghua has disappeared for a thousand years. ”
"yes." There was an indescribable banter in Zhijian's tone: "I have been locked in the Lock Demon Tower for a thousand years, and it should feel good." ”
Suddenly, the room was full of murderous energy, all the plants, including the cactus, quickly decayed and died in an instant, and the air in the room was so solemn that it was like a cross-bridge rice noodle with a plastic bag, which actually gave people a feeling that they couldn't chew it.
Lock Demon Tower...... Li Guo shuddered when he heard this name. That grandson is really not a good bird, too wild, it was rare to respond to it last time, and it almost burst Li Guo just like this, if it weren't for the disabled Zhijian's power, eighty percent of Li Guo would have been buried in a cemetery to eat ingots candle incense, and from the words of the disabled Zhijian, Li Guo vaguely smelled a strange smell, which seemed to have something to do with himself.
But how much does this relationship have...... Li Guo is unknown.
"That's nature, it's too much to kill." Duan Bing's face was very bad, but he didn't lose his temper, he just responded lightly: "In addition to a lifetime of demons, in the end, I have been messing with demons for a lifetime, which can be regarded as retribution." By the way, which one are you, sir? ”
The disabled Zhijian waved his hand: "What is Mr. not Mr., I'm just a loose person, and I can't get along with a bullshit gentleman." ”
When Li Guo and Mo Chou heard this, they laughed at that time...... It seems that in this world, when you encounter a bad guy, you still have to use the bad guy to grind, and the disabled Zhijian is definitely the most ruffian in the sword and the most murderous among the ruffians. These two are neutralized, and Ya is forced to Nan Bowan...... And when Duan Bing was entangled with the disabled Zhijian, the kitten whispered in Li Guo's ear: "Qionghua is a sect of the eight sects of Kunlun, and he has been subduing demons and eliminating demons, but no matter whether it is good or bad, he got rid of them together, and finally was destroyed by someone, and all the disciples from the head to the disciples were locked in the lock demon tower and atoned for a thousand years." ”
"What ears to bite." Duan Bing's face was almost blue: "It's good to say it to your face." ”
Li Guo didn't care about this guy's temper, but he just felt that this matter was a little strange...... After all, what they did was not much different from what Lily's group of monsters did, maybe ...... "You've been following me these days?" Li Mingxue suddenly ignored Sister Xue's obstruction, walked out from behind Xiao Kui, and stood in front of Duan Bing resolutely: "You also played that tune?" ”
Duan Bing was stunned for a moment, and his eyes suddenly panicked for a while: "No ......"
"It's too fake...... "Bird spirit snorted: "With your acting skills, you are not as good as a four-year-old child." ”
The little new girl thought that this was praising her, and immediately raised her head and chest: "That's right! ”
And Mo Chou didn't give him a chance to continue talking, and pointed with his hand: "Do you dare to fight!" ”
Li Guo didn't understand why Mo Chou was so persistent in fighting with the person in front of him, such Mo Chou had never appeared before, this was too abnormal...... "Shushan and Qionghua are almost mortal enemies. The know-it-all kitten leaned into Li Guo's ear and continued: "Qionghua ruined the thousand-year-old plan of Shushan and demons to build a harmonious society together, and Shushan also locked Qionghua for a thousand years. Both sides have been wasted for a thousand years, and this hatred is great. ”
"If you want to fight, you will fight." Duan Bing didn't hesitate, and slapped his sword box: "Xihe!" ”
"Unsheathed!" Mo Chou was not polite, and added the eldest sister out of the sheath without saying a word, but after calling it, Mo Chou also added: "No, you can't call out the sheath at this moment." Lethe Bridge! Unsheathed! ”
Li Guo understood this time, this time the unsheath was not a name, but an action order. And Lethe River Bridge is the beautiful original name of the eldest sister out of the sheath!
"Xianggong, don't be impatient!" Mo Chou turned around and told Li Guo: "Look at Mo Chou coming back safely." ”
Duan Bing, who was following with a flickering red long sword, smiled: "Come with me." ”
After speaking, the two of them turned into meteors and galloped away.
Li Guo was stunned on the spot, and after reacting for a few seconds, he slapped his thigh: "What's going on...... Zhijian, hurry up and chase me! ”
The disabled Zhijian waved his hand: "The speed of the uncle is much faster than them, listen to the uncle to explain your doubts first." ”
"Lethe Bridge used to be a demon sword...... It should be said that it is the first demon sword. It's better than what village is going to be a demon. Anyway, if you think for yourself, you can be as bad as you can. Her original master was the **oss of the demon world.。 The disabled Zhijian leisurely ate the biscuits that Mo Chou bought: "It was forged with the flesh and blood of 100,000 demon spirits and spiritual spirits." ”
Li Guo kicked the disabled Zhijian hard: "Can you talk about the point, I'm in a hurry!" ”
Sister Xue walked up to Li Guo and grabbed Li Guo's arm with a smile: "Brother, today's person, I don't think Bacheng is here to find fault." ”
Li Guo was stunned: "Isn't it to find fault?" Didn't you find fault with him? ”
Sister Xue pointed at Li Mingxue, who was silent next to her: "Auntie, I'm afraid someone is chasing her." ”
Li Guo and Li Mingxue were stunned for a moment, and then said in unison: "Nonsense......"
"Hear me out first." Xiao Erlang, who was disabled, cocked his legs, and said unhurriedly: "The point is here, the original owner of the demon world, after being killed by Qionghua, the unsheathed sister was not convinced, so she went up the mountain to challenge Qionghua Manmen." ”
"It's really courageous...... Li Guo was also stunned when he heard it, no wonder the eldest sister looked so imposing, it turned out to be caused by the congenital surname...... The disabled Zhijian shook his head: "There are more drama surnames to come." and successfully killed their leader, but she was also seriously injured and could only leave the body of the demon lord in Qionghua. ”
"And then......" Li Guo kept looking at his watch, expecting the disabled Zhijian to finish quickly: "Say ...... quickly"
"There's blood in the back. Ya is not dead......" The disabled Zhijian's expression was very rich: "I was saved by a disciple of Qionghua...... Also in love. And guess who saved the demon lord? ”
"Do you have to guess...... I thought about it with my ass. Of course, Li Guo knew that it must be that Duan Bing, but after thinking about it...... was suddenly shocked, and pointed at Li Mingxue: "My aunt ......"
"Quite possibly." The disabled Zhijian nodded again and again: "Even if it's not, it must have something to do with it." ”
Li Mingxue was at a loss: "I am an ordinary person, completely ordinary. ”
Sister Xue stepped forward and squinted at Li Mingxue: "Not necessarily, human self-perception often has this or that deviation, and any bizarre thing can happen." ”
"Alright, almost. Xiaobai, you study the monsters here first. Zhijian, who was disabled, stood up and grabbed Li Guo's arm: "I'll take you there, but Uncle Ben won't let you step on the uncle." ”
After speaking, Zhijian, who was disabled, used Li Guo's spiritual power to directly cut a crack, and then dragged Li Guo's head into it...... The place where Li Guo appeared was a barren place where the ghosts didn't know where, surrounded by only yellow mounds and mounds, plus a few lonely broken trees, which seemed particularly empty.
"Come on, eat something first." Zhijian, who is disabled, spread out the plastic band in his hand: "They will come later." ”
Li Guo was almost mad by the disabled Zhijian, and pointed at his nose and scolded loudly: "If something happens to Lao Tzu Mochou, I will sacrifice you to the sky!" ”
"Damn, you can help too." Zhijian, who is disabled, grabbed a handful of meat floss and stuffed it into his mouth: "My daughter-in-law is also there, do I have a sense of being out of the sheath?" Are you in a hurry for that hair? ”
Li Guo heard the disabled Zhijian say this, but he also felt that he was a little too anxious, after all, the disabled Zhijian, who only allows others to suffer, and he will never suffer losses, will not let his girlfriend be bullied...... Sure enough, not two minutes after the disabled Zhijian finished speaking, two bright spots appeared in the sky, one in front and one behind, as if a fly was flashing in front of him, and it was getting bigger and bigger.
Li Guo stood here, like a Tibetan mastiff in estrus, waiting anxiously for the female Tibetan mastiff to be sent by the breeder for seeding, until the two things that broke the sound barrier were less than a hundred meters away from Li Guo.
"Xianggong...... How did you...... How could you ......" Mo Chou jumped out of the sheath, her first reaction was surprise, she didn't expect Li Guo to appear in this place at all, even faster than her...... Li Guo smiled: "I know you......"
The disabled Zhijian was stunned for a moment, and then with a look of disdain on his face, he muttered in a low voice: "And this shameless ......"
And then, Li Guo stopped with both hands and blocked the middle between Mo Chou and that Duan Bing: "I'll persuade you, okay?" ”
"Nope." It was not Duan Bing who answered him, but Mo Chou: "This is to help get out of the sheath for revenge!" The unsheathed used to be the son-mother sword, and the son-sword was damaged in the Qionghua faction. ”
Li Guo was stunned for a moment, and turned his head to look at the disabled Zhijian: "You didn't tell me that you have a sister-in-law." ”
"I'll have to tell you the same as the Divine Palm?" Zhijian, who was disabled, waved his hand like a fly: "Sister-in-law or something...... Desire is out of reach. ”
And Duan Bing's eyelids drooped: "Get out of the way." ”
Li Guo's eyes rolled around, and he took out his wallet and came to Duan Bing and said a few words. After finishing speaking, Duan Bing nodded again and again, and then suddenly and quietly galloped towards the west with his sword...... "I'm ...... How did you get it? The disabled Zhijian shouted next to him: "You can even do that pervert?" ”
Not to mention that he was disabled, even Mo Chou looked surprised, waiting for the beautiful almond eyes to look at Li Guo stupidly...... "It's nothing...... I just gave him a picture of my aunt. Li Guo sighed: "My aunt is also not small...... The man just now was pretty good, you didn't see that thick eyebrows and big eyes, he was upright, very good......"
"I said......" The disabled Zhijian was sweating profusely: "Where do you see that Ya is upright?" That's a big devil through and through...... The urine of the people he killed is enough to drown you four or five times and back, and there are no old and weak women and children, what a perverted person. ”
Mo Chou also nodded again and again.
"Then if you want to fight, I have to fight, you can't watch Mo Chou play with him." Li Guo was also full of helplessness: "I obviously can't beat other people's ...... now"
"Who told you?" The disabled Zhijian sat on the ground in despair: "Who told you that you can't beat people?" Do you dare to be brave......"
Li Guo shook his head: "I'm full, right?" Before the end, I went to play with people. ”
The disabled Zhijian waved his hand: "It's up to you, anyway, in three days, the scholar will come back from vacation." He'll help you sort out these, remember, don't mention me in front of the scholar. ”
"What's wrong with you?"
Zhijian, who was disabled, was silent......
(To be continued)