"Hahaha, I can't think of you...... Why are you so ignorant of common sense? Looking at Li Kuai's dog gnawing hairstyle, Li Xiaorou covered her stomach and smiled, "I was also cheated by someone for 150, it's really stupid!" ”

"Not as smart as you, not as common sense as you." Li Kuai's words choked Li Xiaorou's laughter back into his stomach, "I don't know what a big man is for, you know a lot as a woman, what's the matter, have you been there?" ”

After saying this, Li Kuai turned around and left.

……

After the bickering, Li Xiaorou wanted to throw this guy away, although the two had the same hatred, it didn't mean that she had to like this person, and besides, if she took 10,000 steps back, even if she liked it, there was no reason for the girl to invite her to dinner.

But thinking about it later, she was afraid that Zhao Tiangang would find it, and many people would have more than one pair of chopsticks, so she brought him.

After the two went downstairs together under the strange eyes of the employees, they walked out of the small courtyard of the company and saw a woman standing next to the red Audi outside. The woman was wearing a bright red Audi A6, also wearing a red dress, her hair was pale red, her eyes were pale red, her cheeks were lightly flushed, and her lips were even more red and delicate.

This is a thoroughly "red" person, and an absolutely right beauty, a red body is called cheesy on ordinary people, but on a real beauty, it is really gorgeous.

Except on the catwalk, in reality, there are really few people who can handle the bright red of a whole body - but this woman obviously can. Under the dress, the figure is like an ancient vase, with beautiful curves, convex and backward, and the neckline is open to the chest, revealing the ravines that white flowers can suffocate men.

If you look at the face again, she is really an absolute beauty with the temperament of a mature woman, the facial features on her face are the same as in the painting, and the only drawback is that the lips are a little thick - but with her figure and temperament, this disadvantage becomes an advantage.

Thick lips are sexy, who knows who uses them.

"Sister Jingjing!" As soon as Li Xiaorou came out of the yard, she threw herself into the woman's arms and gave her a big bear hug.

"Okay, okay, I'm not a student anymore, now you're the general manager, you have to pay attention to the impact, the security guards are watching!" patting Li Xiaorou's head, Huang Jingjing glanced at the security guard next to her and motioned for others to be watching.

The two security guards were really watching, and they were about to drool when they saw it, in their eyes, the general manager was already beautiful enough, but compared to the light mature woman in front of him - she became a green apple in an instant, and she was the kind of one who was unripe. The other is the ripe ambergris fruit that exudes a strong fragrance, and for hungry wolves, the ripe fruit is the most satisfying!

"Didn't you come out to eat alone? Who is this? After letting go of Li Xiaorou, Huang Jingjing politely asked about Li Kuai, and did not look down on him because of his beard and stubble slippers and pants, and he was a truly cultured person.

"Oh, this is the new secretary, the uncle shoehorned in the relative, he doesn't know a single big word, and he's still a fool!" For Li Kuai, Li Xiaorou was not polite at all, and even used his troubles as a joke, "I went to the shampoo room in the morning to get a haircut, and I was blackmailed by more than 100 people, and I didn't even have money for food. ”

"Going to the shampoo to get a haircut?" Hearing Li Xiaorou's "joke", Huang Jingjing didn't laugh, after all, Li Kuai's eyes seemed to be clear, and at first glance he was the kind of person who was more clever, definitely not like a fool.

And if you are not a fool and make the same mistake as before, then there is only one possibility -- you don't understand China's national conditions at all.

Born and raised in China, no one knows what that little barbershop does, even if it's a real fool, you will know. Only people who have never been to China and have no understanding of the national situation will be deceived by the word "barbershop". Combined with the "illiterate" in Li Xiaorou's mouth, Huang Jingjing was even more convinced of the thoughts in her heart.

A person who is really mixed with society can always guess the origin of the other party in a few words, of course, Huang Jingjing, who is especially good at being a person, will never debunk or question on the spot, but just pay a little more attention to Li Kuai: "Okay, since you are here, you are friends, let's have a meal together, I have a treat today!" ”

"It's really refreshing, I like to deal with people like you." Li Kuai's mouth was complimentary, but his eyes drifted to a Northeast restaurant across the street, which is a semi-industrial and semi-commercial small jurisdiction, and there is food across the company.

"Let's not run far, let's eat nearby, right?" Li Kuai likes Northeast cuisine very much, and one of his former friends has a hometown in the Northeast, and that guy is nicknamed "Cook", and any dish can be turned into delicious food in his hands.

"Okay, listen to you!" Huang Jingjing is really a very cheerful person, seeing Li Kuai's proposal, without saying a word, he turned around and left, and didn't even ask Li Xiaorou's opinion in front of him, this excessive boldness made Li Xiaorou, who felt favoritism, pout, of course, as one of the people he respected the most, Li Xiaorou would never question Huang Jingjing's decision.

The three of them walked forward and soon entered the restaurant.

Li Xiaorou and Huang Jingjing, a beautiful combination, green apples with ambergris fruit, attracted everyone's attention as soon as they entered the restaurant - the male creature has an obscene and appreciative attitude, and the female is instinctively jealous.

Just looking at the two women, the man is envious of the woman is jealous, and when he sees Li Kuai, he turns around, and becomes a man who is jealous of the woman and sneers - after all, Li Kuai is too sloppy, so sloppy that all the men sitting there can't help but sigh, "Okay B, why did you let the pig arch", this bear child's virtue is not as good as mine!

The three of them didn't know that as soon as they entered the door, they caused a huge wave among everyone, but even if they knew, no one cared about this, and after the three of them sat down, since it was Huang Jingjing who was the east, they asked Li to order food quickly. Who knows that this guy is completely cheeky, it stands to reason that three people usually have four dishes and staple food, even if you have more money, you can't order more, it's too wasteful.

But Li was not fast, he looked at the menu and ordered eighteen plates, and all of them were hard dishes - Northeast sauce elbow, sauerkraut big bones, corn harvest, mushroom stewed chicken...... Not to mention the greasy, there are basically no vegetarian dishes.

"You're a pig, huh? So much? At the end, the waiter felt a little wrong, and Li Xiaorou shouted without giving face, "Are you finished eating?" Don't look at Sister Jingjing's good temper and slaughter her! ”

"After eating, it's still the same sentence." Li Kuai looked at the menu and swallowed his saliva, "Wasting food is the biggest crime!" ”

"Okay, I'll see how you finish eating!"

"What if I finish eating?" Li Kuai put down the menu, full of interest.

"I'll obey you!"

"Who needs you?" After listening to Li Xiaorou's words, Li Kuai smiled and said: "In this way, after I finish eating, you have to arrange a place for me to live, I have no place to live at night." ”

The speaker has no intention of listening, and the waiter is even more jealous when he hears Li Kuai's words--special mother, just such a straightforward trick of picking up girls, you can get such a beautiful girl, and it is two at a time. Don't have a place to stay at night? Who is it pitted for? It's not a clear covenant. The rhythm of the cannon?

The waiter had a lot of ideas, but Li Xiaorou didn't have so many thoughts, and immediately made a decision: "Okay, I'll see how you finish eating, and I'll kill you!" ”

"Hahaha...... All on the list! "Li Kuai is full of confidence, even Huang Jingjing is curious this time, big stomach? The big stomach king can't eat so much.

After ordering, although the waiter still slandered Li Kuai for "pretending to be forced", as soon as he worked part-time, he naturally reported what the customer ordered. But he also made up his mind, and waited for a while to see how he ended up if he couldn't finish eating.

The dishes were brought over from the kitchen one by one, and after a while, a whole table was filled. Eighteen plates of hard dishes, so many dishes must not be able to fit on a four-person table, so many dishes can be held for a wedding banquet, so after a while, the waiter pulled another table and put the follow-up dishes one by one.

This kind of strange behavior has attracted the attention of the people around them, originally the two beauties were eye-catching enough, and now they are still making this one, everyone wants to see what is going on, and some guests deliberately do not check out and drag after eating, to see what is going on over there.

"Eat, I'll see how you finish eating!" Li Xiaorou's face was full of pride-so many dishes, even if he really dragged a pig over, he might not be able to finish it, right?

"Hehe......" In the face of Manager Li's ridicule, Li Kuai just smiled simply, and then continued to gobble up. Not to mention, he eats very fast, a chicken in his mouth, seventy or eighty mouthfuls are over, sauce elbow beef slices, and a chopstick can pick up half a catty.

And as he said, there is no waste at all, a sauce elbow is eaten cleanly except for the bones. After a while, six or seven plates of meat were cleaned up, and everyone who watched it was dumbfounded.

"This can't be Zhang Fei's reincarnation, right?" Li Xiaorou's eyes widened - she had heard that some generals who were very good at fighting in ancient times were very good at eating. In the primary school Chinese textbook, when King Zhao asked the messenger who monitored him, "Lian Po is old, can he still eat", he actually asked Lian Po if he could eat after he was old, in fact, he also asked whether his body was okay in disguise.

And Lian Po, who was already old at that time, could still eat "a bucket of rice and ten catties of meat". One bucket is ten liters, and now it is more than ten catties close to twenty catties of rice, and ten catties of meat is even clearer. After a meal, I ate nearly thirty catties of things, even the tiger is nothing more than that.

But that's a legend after all, people in reality, a meal is a small plate of stir-fried vegetables and a big bowl of rice, even if it can be eaten, it adds up to less than a catty, and Li Kuai is now six or seven catties now.

"Don't hold on, it's going to break your stomach." Huang Jingjing couldn't help but persuade Li Kuai not to be angry when she saw this, "You can't get angry if you eat your body for a gamble!" ”

"Don't you know how much you can eat?" Li Kuai smiled, "What's the point of pretending to be this?" ”

After saying this, he continued to wipe out the dishes on the table at a speed like a storm.

In the end, when everyone was so surprised that their eyes were about to pop out, he finally ate everything, when did these people see such foodies in reality, and even the onlookers stopped looking at the two attractive beauties in the end, but everyone looked at Li Kuai's stomach - everyone was wondering, how could such a stomach fit twenty catties of food.

What a foodie this is!

"The first time I saw Sister Huang, I didn't dare to go too far." After eating, Li Kuai touched his bulging belly with satisfaction—his meaning was obvious—and he hadn't eaten yet?

"Brother, you're a character!" Li Xiaorou opened her mouth slightly and gave a thumbs up: "I'm convinced!" ”