0316, the clumsy acting skills are very exquisite!
didn't use Cao Xiaotian to speak, the men, women and children in the village all brought their own "Ask me!" "Ask me!" 's expressions, their clumsy performances, reminded Cao Xiaotian of the big exclamation marks on the heads of those plot NPCs in the online game!
"Old man, team members ......" Cao Xiaotian can't live up to the good intentions of others.
"I know! I know! The team members and the little snow girl hurried out to sea early in the morning! Walking on the South Wharf, it seems that there are 100,000 urgent matters! By the way, the fishing boat of the big pillar family is just about to go to sea, and it is also at the South Wharf, if you are in a hurry to find a team member, you can find him to take a boat! ”
Get! I've learned to answer! Did Cao Xiaotian say that he wanted to ask about the whereabouts of the team members? Not really!
This is simply a typical online game scene, okay? Just ask, when communicating with the NPCs in the plot, who cares about that kind of brain-dead dialogue? Well, Cao Xiaotian should be glad that he got the "clue" in the simplest way.
The normal arrangement should look like this...... Cao Xiaotian took Pang Xiaoman and Yue Zihan, two teammates, to frantically search for the whereabouts of the two team members in the village, and then, after helping Aunt Wang find the paparazzi, he learned that Li Laohan may know the whereabouts of the team members.
After helping Li Laohan deal with the shortcomings of his parents, he learned that it was the young child Xiaojuan who really knew the whereabouts of the team members.
Xiaojuan should be a left-behind child, missing his parents for a long time, and he lost the rag doll that his mother sewed for her......
Well, Cao Xiaotian can't make it up again. As far as a game is concerned, these are the basics, but for Yang Degui, these are very bloody, he used a simple and rude way to treat the whole world as a blind man, guiding Cao Xiaotian to find him!
What else is there to say! I should thank Yang Degui's mother and son for their imrigorous kindness!
Da Zhu is a taciturn old man, uh, count, the whole sheep village, there is really no young man in the prime of life, his skills are very familiar, and his understanding ability is also very strong, Cao Xiaotian has just stepped on the fishing boat, and they have already set sail, regardless of the location, do not ask the meaning!
"I ......" Cao Xiaotian doesn't like this kind of fast stepping method with no communication and no plot, so he should get a "skip" button, click it, and then appear directly in front of Yang Degui, simple and clear!
"Soon! Team members, also just left. The big pillar was concise and pointed ahead.
"I just wanted to ask, are you really okay at your age?" Cao Xiaotian finally found another way to solve the problem.
"Nope!" The big pillar is simply the cold responsibility of the entire secret journey, don't be handsome!
In the "tense and exciting", "unique" and "Xuanxuan Arrow" general chase battle, Cao Xiaotian and the three of them had the last laugh!
It's a real laugh!
Cao Xiaotian told thirty-four bad jokes along the way, trying to break the coldness of the big pillar, but unfortunately, the big pillar was ruthless and responsible after all, and he was not fooled, but Pang Xiaoman and Yue Zihan, two middle-aged people who had also been out of touch with the main world for twenty years, were conquered by that brain hole!
"For the rest of my life, I count on these jokes to live!" After laughing, Yue Zihan inexplicably brought the whole atmosphere to the ditch.
"It's here! A few of you, I can only follow here, you see, that's the boat the team came out on. For the first time, Da Zhu said the whole sentence in full, and he had already come to the transition link.
"So what do you mean?" Cao Xiaotian looked at the battle a little wrong, there was indeed only one sampan there, but there was nothing else next to it! Do you want to land in the water?
"I mean, my mission is accomplished! I have something urgent to go back! Da Zhuzi's expression was a little tangled, his face was flushed, and he didn't know what was wrong.
"It's inconvenient to ask, it seems that you are also very talkative! Why? Cao Xiaotian didn't get off the boat, and looked at the big pillar suspiciously.
"Mission! I'm a recognized actor in the village! In my life, I have slandered the men, women, and children of the entire village eight times! The team members and Xiaoxue are no exception! "It's no wonder that the big pillar is weak and can't help it, it turns out to be professional!
"However, what do you mean by that?" For the first time, Cao Xiaotian felt that his brain was not enough.
"In the series of performances just now, the request of the team members is to make you feel a sense of urgency, a sense of depression, and the inexplicable panic of the demon seed, I only used the simplest of my 10,000 performance methods, and I did it! Shouldn't you boast? "The big pillar doesn't play according to the script.
"Ugh!" Cao Xiaotian shook his head, "I still don't understand!" ”
"Stupid! You all laughed, and I was silent, don't you think that's a pretty scary thing? Young people, learn, you need to step up your studies! "The big pillar looks angry, and there is no SEI!
"Oh! Not at all! There are no emotions at all that you said! I'm sorry! Cao Xiaotian expressed deep regret.
"Alas! Loneliness! Lonely! Forget it! I don't know you! Mine is back! I want to bring joy to the village! It's better to be happy alone than to be happy! Our realm, you, don't understand! Still, those of yours, jokes, hahaha, laugh at me! The big pillar finally left in a melancholy manner!
That's right, he abandoned the ship, plunged into the water with a fierce son, and disappeared without a trace!
Cao Xiaotian was in a state of being unable to speak for a long time, and his jaw was sore, because he couldn't close his wide open mouth at all!
Speaking of which, Cao Xiaotian has some sympathy for the people of the whole village! They are immersed in their own world! Cao Xiaotian suddenly believed that the big pillar could slander everyone eight times, such an incredible stalk!
Anywhere, in any circle of life, there is probably a need for such a comic!
And then the egg! What should be admired the most is actually Yang Degui and Xiaoxue who created these single-handedly! The blessings and misfortunes of these people are all due to the two of them!
Fortunately, it was the two of them who kept them away from the dangerous circle, and they could have a pure land in the rivers and lakes, but unfortunately it came from the fact that they were forcibly isolated from the world and their spiritual life was extremely lacking!
Cao Xiaotian can feel Yue Zihan's sigh very much, these people have simply suffered from unwarranted disasters and become the confinement of Yang Degui and Xiaoxue! Funeral goods!
Many people's misfortunes are imposed by the masterminds behind the scenes! Whether their young family members were killed or really sent out on a business trip, Cao Xiaotian didn't dare to think about it!
"In the water! They went into the water! Pang Xiaoman didn't have so many life experiences and didn't feel deeply, but he also found obvious clues.
At this point, Cao Xiaotian has generally understood the destination of Yang Degui and the others! This should be the exit after he left Crocodile Beach last time!
"How long can you hold your breath? Is it possible to pass slowly for 10 kilometers? Cao Xiaotian thought for a moment and asked a very terrifying question.
"What's this joke again? Isn't it going to turn around, if you can, drink the whole lake water? Pang Xiaoman instantly thought that Cao Xiaotian was telling a joke, and she was also witty enough.
Cao Xiaotian shook his head, "Am I talking like I'm joking?" Although the expression was very serious, it made Pang Xiaoman and Yue Zihan smile and lean back together!
"You're so funny! Do you dare to compare your acting skills with the big pillars? Hahaha! You're just telling a joke! Serious! Unless you are a congenital master, whoever you change to will not be able to do the kind of breathlessness you said! Pang Xiaoman thought of Da Zhuzi's "exquisite" acting skills, and wanted to laugh.
"I didn't say hello! I'll go first, you laugh slowly! "Cao Xiaotian is really serious! Never thought to be funny! However, sad people seem to have naturally become the material for others to build confidence in life and laugh and laugh!
Not because they are funny themselves, but because they are more pitiful than the laughing crowd! It's a cruel way of life! Human beings always like to see others more miserable.
Cao Xiaotian didn't leave Pang Xiaoman and Yue Zihan too much time to think, and as soon as he jumped into the lake, he disappeared in front of the two of them in a completely walking way.
Puff and puff twice, Pang Xiaoman and Yue Zihan did not hesitate at all, and jumped down, saying that, Cao Xiaotian unconsciously produced an aura of inexplicable trust.
When the two of them followed Cao Xiaotian**'s water walking posture for a while, they finally couldn't suppress their panic!
It seems that Cao Xiaotian is not telling a joke! This waterway is too turbulent for Nima!
If they don't feel this powerful oppression and despair, they will never be able to understand that the big pillar that jumped into the lake to put it mildly would be a great master no less than the dragon's back!
Ridiculous people may only be a centimeter away from the people who laugh at you!
"How? Do you still think the big pillar is funny? I almost folded in this water at the beginning, and it was at that time that I guessed that Yang Degui and Xiaoxue were unborn masters! Or do you think I'll easily accede to their requests? Cao Xiaotian also blessed the two of them with a shield at the moment when Yue Zihan was about to choke on water.
Cao Xiaotian is not lying! Although he had never been afraid, the speed of the key's energy passing faster than the growth rate at the moment of entering the water made him feel a little afraid!
The ignorant are fearless! When I came out of the crocodile pool, I didn't think it was like anything, I had a pair of keys in my hand, and I had an invincible sense of loneliness! But at this moment, Cao Xiaotian saw the speed of the flow of the key energy with his own eyes, and he knew how lucky he was at that time!
If it weren't for the "coincidence" of Yang Degui and Xiaoxue, he wouldn't have been able to get out of this weird lake before the key energy was exhausted!
The key energy gauge can fill a pool in three hours, and the oppression brought by the lake can make the energy gauge drain in two hours! This is not a math problem that is not beaten, but the embarrassment that Cao Xiaotian once faced!
OK! Because Yang Degui can arrange it, the entire waterway leading to the crocodile pond does not appear with all kinds of strange beasts in the water.
It took more than ordinary time than when Cao Xiaotian came out, and the three of them were finally able to take a big breath, so unreal, so eager for free air!
When I surfaced, at first glance, I saw two wet figures, meditating on the flat ground!
Pang Xiaoman decided to retract his irresponsible remarks! Even if it reaches the innate realm! This seemingly easy waterway just now is also incomprehensible!
"You're here sooner than I thought!" Xiao Xue's somewhat tired eyes did not match her extraordinary strength.
"And then it doesn't happen! What exactly do you want? Such a clumsy arrangement, I'm afraid it's not just to find a place to catch up, right? Cao Xiaotian was not afraid, the energy gauge was rising rapidly.
"You're smart! But so clever that we have to do it in such an almost ridiculous way that you will be here willingly! Effective, isn't it? If we don't make the atmosphere lighter, if we don't lower your IQ to the point where you're interested enough, you won't believe us at all! Yang Degui took over from his mother and said slowly with a sickly look.
Depend on! The anti-reconnaissance capability is too strong! This is the most common mistake that smart people make to underestimate the enemy!
And then the egg! Cao Xiaotian wasn't deceived by them at all! There is a fundamental difference in this!
"You want to go out too? Traveling to the Overworld? Or conquest? "Cao Xiaotian is not going to hide and tuck, straight to the point.
"Don't say that! We don't have that much ambition! It's too small, we just want to go out and see it! "Xiaoxue is cunning, and it is clear that she does not reveal her true intentions.
"What's my business?" Cao Xiaotian was accustomed to Wang Zheng's concealment, and he didn't feel that Xiaoxue was as kind as he imagined.
"Here, in fact, it is no longer within the scope of Yangjia Village! This is a fixed advent point for outsiders! However, outsiders have come here, and entering Yangjia Village is the only way out! We've been here for more than 100 years! ”
"That's right! We value the secrecy here, the waterway we just passed is the only passage connecting here with Yangjia Village, do you know why it is so difficult to pass? Usually, this kind of line full of bad people and bad things style is handed over to Yang Degui.
Cao Xiaotian shook his head, he had imagined countless endings, but he didn't expect that this would be someone else's layout!
"Heavenly Dao! Heavenly Dao seems to be very resistant to us doing this! So the whole lake has become a place of heavenly punishment! What you are resisting is the power of heavenly punishment! Yang Degui was very proud, and it felt like he was showing off the sense of immediacy that "Lao Tzu is also a big man on the A-level wanted list".
"However, aren't you afraid that Heaven will hear you? I'm afraid that the greater heavenly punishment is not something you can crack! Cao Xiaotian seemed to have seized the bargaining chip.
"Humph! Fear? I'm afraid, and I'm not afraid! Every exit, within a radius of five miles, is beyond the scope of Heavenly Dao monitoring! What's more, I'm the caretaker of this exit! Here I am the greatest! "If Yang Degui doesn't speak, he is also an uncle-level high-quality existence, this speech is as hideous and ridiculous as a bald head!
Cao Xiaotian said fiercely! I feel like I'm being used and tricked! Especially when Yue Zihan left the three-person team with a clear banner and completely stood behind Yang Degui and the two.
"Don't tell me, you've just been waiting for me!?" Cao Xiaotian glanced at Pang Xiaoman meaningfully, and made sure that this woman was not an undercover agent, so he was relieved to face Yang Degui again.
"Yes and no! Yue Zihan was the first outsider to pass through this waterway, and we had high hopes for him, but unfortunately, he didn't bring us a chance until you appeared! "Yang Degui wants to capture the old and indulge in a good game, step by step, so that Cao Xiaotian really voluntarily came to a place where the way of heaven is ineffective for Yang Degui.
"And the result?" Cao Xiaotian already somewhat understood the other party's calculations.
"We've confirmed that you do have the ability to control this exit! So, we never want anything else but you! It's not much, it's just that our whole village wants to go out and see the world! Xiaoxue snatched Yang Degui's words and looked at Cao Xiaotian playfully.