Chapter 265: Black Humor
Wu Ergongzi and Yan'er hugged each other tightly, squeezing her chest flat, looking not only a reunion after a long absence, but also like a dry firewood.
And Reignwood looked very low-key here, he walked over with a calm face and looked at Ai Xin.
Of course, Ai Xin also understood the intention, and was not impulsive, but stretched out his hand with a smile and simply shook hands with Reignwood.
This is the most standard etiquette in real social occasions, especially for men and women, whether it is a Western kiss, a hug, or a simple handshake, the woman must take the initiative, and the man cannot take the initiative to reach out, which has the intention of forcing and is very impolite.
Affectionately embraced each other here, and tasted it there, feeling a feeling of ice and fire.
Of course, this detail can't escape the host's eyes, and Sister Na didn't even introduce the two, but directly talked about this topic: "Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute, the two of you see the goddess's performance is too different, right?" ”
Everyone also laughed, these two pairs of people, one pair like Ximen Daguan saw Jin Lianmei, and the other pair looked like Wu Song saw his sister-in-law, the difference was too far.
Moreover, Wu Ergongzi's expression was excited, excited, and his body language was vivid, while Reignwood's expression was light, neither the joy of meeting his old classmates, nor the excitement of being on an entertainment show, as if he was here to play soy sauce, and he even looked a little indifferent.
Because Reignwood has to concentrate and remain absolutely calm in order to deal with unexpected situations, especially since he has no knowledge of entertainment at all, he must be even more cautious.
The two hosts seized the opportunity, and Mr. He asked Wu Ergongzi: "Please briefly introduce yourself first." ”
Wu Ergongzi took the microphone excitedly and said: "My name is Wu Xinyou, I am an ordinary employee of Wu's Media Group, Zhang Yan'er and I are high school classmates, I haven't seen her so beautiful for many years, we were best friends back then, I am very happy and very excited to see her here." ”
Wu Ergongzi behaved like a little fan, because of Reignwood's performance, he was indifferent, so Wu Ergongzi would be enthusiastic.
Teacher He smiled: "I can see that you are really happy." ”
"yes!" Wu Ergongzi said: "I am an extrovert myself, I love to talk and laugh, enthusiastic and active, Zhang Yan'er used to say that I was born in midsummer and July, so my personality is as enthusiastic as midsummer." ”
He said happily, and Sister Na, who was standing next to Reignwood, immediately took over the topic and said, "Then I'm going to ask this gentleman, may I ask your surname?" What is the profession and when was Miss Ai Xin's classmate? ”
"Don't be surnamed Hua." Reignwood said calmly: "I am a doctor, and Ai Xin and I are classmates in kindergarten. ”
Kindergarten? Everyone was stunned for a while, but there would be no scandals in the infant stage, and Reignwood himself was very satisfied with this answer.
But Sister Na didn't give up, and said, "Since it's an old classmate, why aren't you excited to meet at all?" Look at how enthusiastic Mr. Wu is, and you seem to be a little indifferent, he was born in the summer, are you born in the winter? ”
Reignwood said seriously: "I was born by my mother!" ”
Quiet!!
As soon as these words came out, the scene instantly fell into a death-like silence, the two hosts who have always been known for their wit and quick thinking were stunned, and the glamorous * girl Zhang Yan'er didn't seem to hear it, and the second son of Wu beside her was like being struck by lightning, and his face was like opening a paint shop, red for a while, white for a while, purple for a while, and finally black as the bottom of a pot.
Who would have thought that Reignwood suddenly came up with such a sentence, which was originally born in the summer, to describe his temperament as hot and enthusiastic, just a metaphor.
This guy is serious, and a sentence came out that his mother gave birth to him, which is obviously scolding Wu Er Gongzi for not being a human X!
Ai Xin pursed her lips and tried to hold back a smile, she had long expected that Reignwood's dog thing would have an amazing move, but she didn't expect it to come so quickly!
At this time, the audience who finally came back to their senses suddenly burst into earth-shattering laughter, and a few of them laughed directly, and what they preferred was Reignwood's serious appearance.
A great comedy master once said that the rarest thing about comedy performance is that it is obviously very funny, but it needs to be performed seriously.
Just like Reignwood at this time, his expression was serious, what he just said was a big truth, everyone was born by his mother!
The scene was like an explosion, the laughter was higher and higher, and as soon as this guy appeared, he only said one word, which made the atmosphere of the scene reach an unprecedented peak, full of magic.
Wu Ergongzi felt that he had an urge to kill, and he wanted to sweep everyone at the scene to death with a submachine gun, he had never been so embarrassed.
He looked at each other vigorously, signaling the two hosts to hurry up and find a way, but at the critical moment, Sister Na stepped forward and said, "Hehe, we are not here to discuss birth, we want to know, Mr. Hua, how did you and Ai Xin meet." ”
With a new topic, the boiling crowd gradually calmed down, and Reignwood said calmly: "We are kindergarten classmates. ”
Sister Na smiled bitterly: "Kindergarten? Do you know each other? ”
Reignwood nodded solemnly and said, "It's okay, I've played a few times, she plays mother, I play father, it's also a one-day husband and wife!" ”
Reignwood said it very seriously, but people couldn't help but have a sense of picture, and it would never go wrong to say so.
Not only did he not make a mistake, but he also made the host speechless for a while, and he was about to fall into the embarrassment of being cold, at this time Mr. He rescued the scene and said: "Since they are all classmates, there are naturally endless interesting stories, and today we all want to hear the story of the two beauties when they were children, and see how the goddess was raised." ”
His words brought the topic back to the show, and Wu Ergongzi's embarrassment was also alleviated.
Subsequently, there were four stools on the play, which were placed on the left and right, two women sat on the right, and Hua Reignwood and Wu Ergongzi sat on the left.
Now all the pressure has been transferred to Wu Ergongzi, originally all this was planned by him, Reignwood should be the passive party, but now he finally understands that people can never figure it out.
What made him most depressed was that Reignwood only said one sentence, which disrupted his whole plan, and now let alone him, even the two witty hosts were timid and didn't dare to find a topic to target him.
But the show is still going on, Wu Ergongzi still has a chance to turn defeat into victory, even if he doesn't make a fool of himself, he can use his own advantages to compare him and win Liang Minying's heart.
This show was originally planned by Wu Ergongzi, and now that he is on stage, the host is naturally dominated by him, and Mr. He asked first: "Mr. Wu, you and Zhang Yan'er are high school classmates, that is the most beautiful flower season and rainy season in people's lives, at that time Zhang Yan'er was already at the goddess level, are you just a simple classmate and friend relationship?" ”
This ambiguous topic immediately aroused the interest of the audience, Zhang Yan'er also pretended to smile shyly, and Wu Ergongzi said calmly: "Our relationship is really very simple, but it is not only classmates and friends, it should be good classmates and good friends." ”
The host turned his gaze to Zhang Yan'er, and the beautiful * girl also nodded, and said: "At that time, we were all people who focused on learning, he was the class leader, I was a member of the study committee, and we often discussed homework and did problems together, which can be said to be good friends who promote and help each other." ”
Ooh...... This blows too badly, isn't it?
The audience was restless, and the situation of Wu Ergongzi was not clear to everyone, but Zhang Yan'er, the queen of this topic, the former lady who sat on the stage, turned out to be a member of the study committee.
Hua Bush snorted and hurriedly held back a laugh.
The squad leader and the school committee made him think of his sister-in-law Wang Xinyi and his screen name, 'Dried Sadness', 'Compound Grass Coral', and 'Hoe He Day Noon', 'Hematopoietic Stem Cells', 'Qingming Riverside Picture', 'Dancing to Clear the Shadow', 'Class President and School Committee'......
One of these two people is the class leader and the other is the school committee, so they can't look at it directly!
Next, Zhang Yan'er opened the conversation box and praised Wu Ergongzi well, saying how humble and studious he was back then, an absolute scholar, smart and motivated, uniting classmates, respecting teachers, as a scholar, not only scoring by himself, but also sending many assists to other students, not Lei Feng, but a red scarf, a school-like character.
Everyone listened with a burst of disgust, and there were sporadic boos in the audience, everyone came to see the entertainment program, everyone likes to watch tearing, not blowing!
As soon as the host saw the negative emotions at the scene, he immediately turned the topic to Reignwood and asked, "Mr. Hua, now please tell me, what kind of person do you think Miss Ai Xin was when she was a child?" ”
Reignwood thought for a while, looked at Ai Xin and said, "She is a good person, her life coach for me, and I have only known the difference between boys and girls since I met her in kindergarten!" ”
Oh? The topic was interesting, and people were excited again.
Sister Na took the opportunity to ask, "Then how did she teach you?" ”
"Let's pee together and see who pees farther!" Reignwood said without scruples.
Ai Xin's face turned red all of a sudden, because what Reignwood said was true, now that I think about it, it was really stupid at that time!
At the same time, the audience burst into a burst of good-natured laughter, and everyone said that this was a matter of kindergarten, the most innocent age, and many people present estimated that they had such an experience.
This also made Ai Xin in the hearts of the audience, from a goddess to a girl all of a sudden, creating a simple and lovely image.
In the midst of laughter, Wu Ergongzi's face darkened again, how could he let this damn guy show off again, he found out completely, and he was not necessarily Reignwood's opponent.
He secretly made a color to the host and Zhang Yan'er, signaling to hurry up and get to the point, to fully reflect his advantages!!