Chapter 703: Inappropriate Jokes for Children

Mu Ziyu sighed lightly, Fangfang is usually like this, her temper is not good, she often plays with some children's tempers, but her heart is not bad, otherwise Mu Ziyu will not be good friends with her.

Fangfang did go a little too far, usually she said some good things about Zhang Shuo, but Mu Ziyu would just smile and laugh, when she didn't hear it.

However, today that Li Feng was in front of them, Fang Fang had been slandering Li Feng and taking the opportunity to elevate Zhang Shuo, which made Mu Ziyu really unbearable.

In this world, no one can understand the relationship between her and Li Feng, even if Li Feng really abandons her one day, she will have no regrets.

"Li Feng, don't take Fangfang's words to heart, she is such a person, she can't listen to what she says!"

Mu Ziyu was a little worried that Li Feng would hate Fangfang because of this, and explained a little nervously.

Li Feng smiled faintly, there are very few things that can make him angry in this world, if a random woman comes over and says a few ugly words, it will make him uncomfortable, and it is impossible for him to live in a hellish life.

There was more of more than ridicule in that place, more indifference.

"You're too small, aren't you? That little girl wants to be angry with me, and she is still a little tender! ”

Li Feng chuckled and said.

"You're thick-skinned!"

Mu Ziyu gently picked up a piece of meat and stuffed it into Li Feng's mouth, smiling extremely sweetly.

For her, this atmosphere is really beautiful and warm now, and she really wants to be trapped in this tenderness for the rest of her life, but she also understands that this is a luxury.

How far she and Li Feng can go, she can't guess herself.

Perhaps, with their relationship, if they can live a day, they will try to live this day perfectly, so as not to leave regrets, which is also the best choice.

Although this choice is very sad, what can be done?

Li Feng seemed to notice that Mu Ziyu was a little distracted, and said with a smile: "Xiaoyu, if I buy a house in Kyoto, you can live in it, it's not good to live in a dormitory!" ”

"So you want to keep me? I'm not a canary! ”

The corners of Mu Ziyu's mouth hooked up a smile, and he turned his head and asked.

Bondage?

Li Feng smiled dumbly, where is this all going on?

"I just think it's inconvenient for you to stay in the dormitory, and it's even more inconvenient for me to find you, I think Fangfang, that little girl, I'm afraid she hates me to death now, how embarrassing it is to meet all the time!"

Li Feng chuckled and said.

"You're raising me outside, what if someone in your house finds out? I don't want to have a husband fight with her! ”

Mu Ziyu showed a playful smile and said.

Li Feng lowered his head, sighed softly, and said solemnly: "Xiaoyu, you should know me, one day, I will definitely be able to give you an explanation, I can swear, if I can't do it, I ......"

Li Feng was about to swear, but Mu Ziyu gagged his mouth and said with a smile: "You big fool, I'm joking with you!" ”

"Are you kidding?"

Li Feng asked speechlessly.

"Nonsense, I don't want to embarrass you!" And the one in your family is really a good woman, I won't fight with her for anything, what I need is to live my own day, realize my ideals, and be a good policeman! ”

Mu Ziyu smiled and said, "By the way, it's for you to serve my big queen well!" ”

"Wouldn't it be more convenient for you to go out and live like that?"

Li Feng asked.

"Don't, I think the dormitory is good, I often have to go to the police, and living in the dormitory is also convenient for me to work, besides, if you really want me, you can take me out to open a room!"

Mu Ziyu smiled and said.

"Open a room?"

Li Feng was speechless and choked Ziyu.

"Don't tell me you haven't opened a room!"

Mu Ziyu pursed his lips and smiled.

"Of course I have opened, I have heard others say how cool it is to open a room, I am very curious to go to the hotel to open a room, it is really very cool!"

Li Feng smiled faintly, narrowed his eyes, and said exaggeratedly, "Is it unpleasant to sleep in a double bed alone?" ”

Mu Ziyu was stunned for a moment, and suddenly squirted out the rice in his mouth.

Originally, when she heard Li Feng talk about opening a house, she was still a little angry, after all, no woman likes her man, and she talked about the experience of opening a house with others.

But when he heard the back, Mu Ziyu was immediately amused by Li Feng!

Sleeping alone in a double bed?

Feelings: All the ** silk thinks that others open the room because they sleep in a double bed alone?

"Li Feng, you're amusing me to death! I don't believe you'll be short of women, you big carrot! ”

Mu Ziyu said with a smile.

"I'm careful, when I'm definitely not a radish, I don't believe you can try it, the radish has no temperature!"

Li Feng squinted at Ziyu and said very strictly.

When Mu Ziyu heard this, he immediately thought of something!

Suddenly, his face became very embarrassed, Li Feng, a bad guy, actually said such obscene things, although the two of them had reached that point, but Mu Ziyu's shyness and reserve still couldn't accept it.

She had no choice but to pretend not to understand, and said with a red face: "What are you talking about! Nonsense, rice can't stop your mouth! Hum! ”

Li Feng smiled faintly, Mu Ziyu's shy appearance is really a little pitiful, but Li Feng, who has always been on a mission to amuse women, will definitely not stop there.

He laughed and said, "Why don't I tell you a joke?" ”

"Jokes? Will you still joke about it? Hurry up, say one and listen to it! ”

Mu Ziyu suddenly urged with some surprise.

A glimmer of light flashed in Li Feng's eyes, and he deliberately pretended to be meditative, and then said slowly after a while.

"There is a nunnery, there is an old and a young nun in it, one day the old nun sprinkled a bubble of urine, for the little nun to take the mountain for testing, the result of the urine halfway to the test, the little nun is afraid of being scolded, so she sprinkled her own bubble to test, after a few days the results came out, the old nun took the pregnancy test results, and said: Damn, carrots are unreliable these years."

Li Feng painted his voice and color, and what he said was extremely exaggerated.

Mu Ziyu was stunned, frowning and thinking about it, the nun is pregnant, how could the nun be pregnant, and what does this have to do with carrots?

Mu Ziyu thought about it for more than a minute, and suddenly the whole person seemed to be shocked by electricity, and he was stunned on the spot.

She looked up at Li Feng, who was smiling evilly, her face suddenly turned extremely red, how could Li Feng tell such a joke.

It's so embarrassing that they even say that nuns use ...... That one!

"Li Feng, you are so shameless, how can you tell such a joke, and this is not in line with reality, it is shoddy, it is not a joke at all!"

Mu Ziyu was shy and anxious, pointing at Li Feng and saying angrily.