Chapter Seventy-Nine: Three Screams
"Uh-huh." Zheng Yujie crouched on Yang Guo's neck in a daze and screamed, spewing out an unpleasant smell of wine.
"What an alcoholic!" Yang Guo scolded in his heart, there was nothing he could do with her.
Just had dinner in the restaurant, Yang Guo swore because of the last time Qiqi was seriously ill that he would never drink again, so no matter how everyone persuaded him, Yang Guo refused to drink, and later everyone saw that he brought a child, and they also had the heart to let him go, but at this time, Zheng Yujie, who thought she was a "heroine in wine", stood up, not only to help Yang Guo block the wine, but also vowed to pour everyone down. As soon as she said this, how could everyone let her get her wish, Zhang Jiye, who was the best drinker in the school team, was about to play shirtless.
But Zheng Yujie is not stupid, she has experienced all kinds of wine fields since she was a child, and she has long learned the kung fu of persuading alcohol, after a few words, she not only forced Zhang Jiye to drink twice as much as her every time, but also persuaded him to drink a bottle directly when Zhang Jiye was about the same behind. Like the last straw that broke the camel's back, after blowing this bottle, Zhang Jiye went under the table, and Zheng Yujie was still able to stand on the table proudly and laugh.
But with so many men present, how could a woman steal the limelight, and in the end, under the toast of several people in turn, Zheng Yujie died honorably with a total amount of four to five bottles of beer. She was drunk, so she had to let Yang Guo take care of her, which also led to the scene where Yang Guo carried her home after the banquet was dispersed at the beginning.
Originally, if there was no banquet, Yang Guo planned to send her to a hotel for accommodation in the evening, after all, it was still a little inconvenient to live in the house of a man she had just met. But looking at it like this, letting her live outside, a drunk woman, Yang Guo was really a little relieved, so he simply carried her home.
However, this Beijing girl's wine is a little bad, lying on Yang Guo's back restless, she is like an eight-legged spider wrapped around Yang Guo, while rubbing Yang Guo with her body and face in the back, while touching and pinching Yang Guo's chest muscles with her paws, and finally did not forget to let out a smug smile, making Yang Guo a little hairy.
Fortunately, Song Zhiwen dragged the kitten and ran away with a smile just now, otherwise let them see that Yang Guo would be reduced to talking about everyone after dinner, and the godmother might call early the next morning to ask about Zheng Yujie's eighteenth generation.
Although it was only when she carried her that she felt that Zheng Yujie was still a little material, especially the buttocks that Yang Guo was holding in her right hand, which was not big, fleshy, tight and elastic, and then when she rubbed herself, it also made Yang Guo feel a little ape-like, but what was going on with this weird smile? In the middle of the night, it reverberates under the street lamps in the community, just like the female ghosts in Hong Kong and Taiwan ghost movies, weird and infiltrating!
Yang Guo held Zheng Yujie with one hand and pushed Qiqi with the other, and finally returned home. After thinking about it, he still threw the drunk Zheng Yujie on his bed, the visitor is a guest, he can't let her sleep on the sofa, he will be on the sofa today. Thinking of this, Yang Guo missed the bed in the study that he asked someone to move.
Smelling his jersey soaked in sweat and dried by the air conditioner, it stinked to death, Yang Guo picked up the change of clothes and hurriedly went to rinse it. When he came out, Yang Guo saw Zheng Yujie rolling into a ball with his own sheets in the bedroom, and laughed secretly in his heart, it was really bold to be so drunk with a person who was a complete stranger more than ten hours ago! This is still meeting yourself, changing someone else, maybe you have been taken advantage of by others a long time ago!
After playing a game, Yang Guo didn't feel too tired, and after taking a bath, he became energetic again, so Yang Guo took a book from the study and slowly turned it over with the bright light in the living room. The night was long, but Yang Guo had a very comfortable time.
After a night of silence, the next day the sun was shining, and suddenly there was a scream from the bedroom! Then there was another scream, and finally a short moment later a sigh-like scream.
That's right, Miss Zheng finally woke up.
The first scream was because I saw myself lying on a strange bed, and the second scream was because I remembered that I was drunk yesterday and didn't know if I was that one.
As for the third scream, Zheng Yujie remembered that she was brought back by Yang Guo, and she was still flawless, and finally wanted to sigh and vent, but when it came to her mouth, it turned into a weak scream. How complicated and intriguing her mood was at that time, it is inconvenient to go on in detail.
Yang Guo walked over from the balcony with Qiqi in his arms, leaning on the door frame and smiling at her, the sun fell on his handsome side face, intersecting with Qiqi's innocent and pure little face, making Zheng Yujie feel in a trance that the father and daughter were angels walking down the petal-sprinkled path of heaven, holy and unapproachable.
"When you wake up, go wash up, I've already bought your breakfast for you." Yang Guo said with a smile.
After sorting out the cause and effect, Zheng Yujie also got up from the bed generously. She herself is not a woman who likes to procrastinate, since nothing happened to the two of them last night, it is not a big deal to sleep in Yang Guo's bed for one night!
Zheng Yujie stood in front of Yang Guo and asked, "Do you have a clean towel?" I want to take a shower. ”
Yang Guo nodded and said, "Yes, you wait." He took Kiki to his left hand, opened the drawer above the large closet with his right hand, and pulled out a new towel.
At this time, Zheng Yujie also took out her change of underwear and clothes from her trolley suitcase in the living room, and did not shy away from Yang Guo at all, so she generously pinched her pink hood and took the towel from the embarrassed Yang Guo, and went straight to the bathroom.
Kiki looked at the aunt with messy hair with wide eyes, and then turned her head to look at her father, her little hand scratching her father's chest, as if expressing her dissatisfaction.
Yang Guo touched his nose and sat back on the sofa with Qiqi in his arms to read a book. Since people don't say anything about being a woman, why are you shy?
Qiqi was very restless when her father was reading, and she was always struggling to turn the book with her father, but Yang Guo couldn't touch the book for her, because now Qiqi's fingers didn't know the weight of the book, and she often grabbed a page of the book that was torn off, and Yang Guo had already had several books that had been damaged, so Yang Guo quickly held her down and took the book away.
In order not to let Kiki move, Yang Guo hugged Kiki by the waist with his left hand, and Kiki immediately diverted his attention. Books are not as fun as Dad's, and Kiki's favorite thing is to fiddle with Dad's head. I saw her little hands touching Yang Guo's chin, and pinching the corners of Yang Guo's mouth from time to time, playing happily, with both hands together, pulling the corners of her father's mouth around.
Yang Guo was always tossed by Qiqi at this time, and had to shift his gaze from the book to her, opened his mouth wide and picked up Qiqi's funny little hand, making a posture to tear it off. Kiki had already seen through Yang Guo's pretense, she was still giggling with her little mouth cocked, and then put her fingers into her father's mouth and touched his teeth.
"Unhygienic!" Yang Guo hurriedly freed Qiqi's little hand, glared at her and said.
When Kiki saw her father's glare, she also learned to puff out her eyes wide, and she opened them wide, aiming at her father, with a hint of smile in her watery round eyes. provoked Yang Guo to drop the book with his right hand, gently pinched her little face, and said, "What is not good to learn, learn these bad habits!" ”
This also reminded Yang Guo that now Qiqi is in a growth period that likes to imitate, and she really needs to pay more attention to her words and deeds, otherwise it will not be good to teach her daughter badly.
After waiting for a long time, Zheng Yujie came out of the shower, her hair was still a little wet, and she was wearing a white big and fat short-sleeved T-shirt and a pair of hot pants underneath. The T-shirt was so long that it could cover her pants, and it looked like she wasn't wearing it underneath.
The washing utensils were in the box, Zheng Yujie leaned down to get it, Yang Guo didn't know why, when he saw Zheng Yujie wrapped in a T-shirt, he remembered the extremely elastic feel last night, and he didn't know what to say for a while.
Zheng Yujie twisted her buttocks, and ran to the bathroom to wash up with slippers between her feet, Yang Guo came to her senses and secretly scolded herself for being unproductive, she looked too piggy just now, but fortunately she was not seen by Zheng Yujie.
For breakfast, Yang Guo bought the fritters and soy milk that Zheng Yujie wanted to eat, because she got up a little late, so Yang Guo reheated it for her. Zheng Yujie nibbled on the fritters and said to Yang Guo: "The taste of the fritters and bean juice in the south is different from ours, when you go to the capital, I will take you to eat the most authentic Hutong snacks!" ”
Yang Guo sat next to her and watched her eat, and said with a smile: "Okay, if you have a chance, you must see it." ”
"You don't have to wait for the opportunity, when you're done with the book, you can go." Zheng Yujie took a sip of soy milk and said, "When the time comes, we will hold a press conference, and you will have to show up." ”
"Want to show your face?" Yang Guo pointed to himself and said in surprise.
"What? Are you afraid of exposure? Zheng Yujie smiled hesitantly.
Yang Guo shook his head and said, "It's not true, it's just that the thought of facing the media makes me feel a little weird." ”
"Haha, it's okay, little brother Yang Guo, with your handsome face, my sister will help you pick out a few clothes when the time comes, and I am sure to amaze the audience!" Zheng Yujie bit the fritters and laughed.
"......" Yang Guo was speechless, not knowing what to say in response.
After breakfast, Zheng Yujie was going back, she changed into a blouse, lifted her Gi bag, and followed her newly acquired little brother Yang Guo behind her. Yang Guo dragged her to the airport with a trolley suitcase, and Zheng Yujie happily accepted this queen-like treatment.
When she was about to get on the plane, Zheng Yujie suddenly patted Yang Guo's shoulder seriously and said, "Xiaoguozi, you have to work hard to help my sister turn over this book." It's up to you whether my sister can do this big project well! ”
Yang Guo smiled: "Don't worry, you have given me so much power, I will definitely do my best to do it well, you just see my performance!" ”
Before passing the security check, Zheng Yujie suddenly stood on tiptoe and hugged Yang Guo's neck from the side, kissed Yang Guo's side face hard, and said softly: "Brother Yang Guo, my sister has had a great time in the past two days, thank you for your hospitality, come to the capital to see my sister early!" ”
After saying that, she pulled her trolley case and ran away laughing all the way, leaving Yang Guo to touch her still wet cheeks.
Yang Guo couldn't cry or laugh a little, Zheng Yujie gave him the feeling of a big sister, but Yang Guo was not very suitable for such an unrestrained and enthusiastic personality, which may be the direct difference between the introverted and delicate in the south and the generosity in the north.