Chapter 410: Laughing Too Much and Getting Pregnant

Abattoir?

Zhang Ye looked at Hu Xinrui, then at the little guys, and then looked at the stunned face.

It seems that according to Hu Xinrui's statement, these little guys are really a bit like little piglets who are about to walk into the slaughterhouse, after all, the current situation is too similar to the fat pigs that are about to enter the slaughtering line.

But can you talk about this kind of thing? This girl is too eyeless!

These children are all goblins, and it is not easy to fool them, even if you want to fool them, it will take some effort. Of course, Linglong and Xin'er are not a little confused, they are smart but smart, but many times, they are very obedient, almost whatever their father says, is what they are.

But this peak, their group of bear children will not be like this! Although these bear children are unreliable, they are definitely better than monkeys when they are covered in fur.

It's not easy to fool them.

Although Hu Xinrui's words were whispered, they still spread out, and although Feng'er and they didn't hear what they were talking about, they still vaguely heard a few words, such as the slaughterhouse, such as the little piglet......

Little piglet, isn't it just me?

As for the slaughterhouse......

How does that bathroom look like.

As soon as they thought of this, the faces of all the children suddenly became even more bitter.

"Dad! You don't want to slaughter us for sausages, do you? Ying'er looked at Zhang Ye pitifully.

"Nonsense! When did Daddy say he was going to slaughter you to make sausages? ”

Zhang Ye was so angry that he couldn't cry or laugh, and he almost felt uncomfortable. If he could, he really wanted to open this kid's Heavenly Spirit Cover to see what was inside? Why is there always such an inexplicable thought.

"Is it bacon?"

"It's still the smoky kind!"

"It's pitch black, it's big."

The younger brothers said their understanding, but Feng'er made the last superb summary that almost made all the younger brothers want to faint.

"It tastes good!"

"......" All the younger brothers focused their eyes on Feng'er in an instant. It seemed that he wanted to see why he said such a thing, and what a happy thing he was after being made into that kind of black smoked bacon?

"What are you looking at me for? I'm telling the truth! Besides, you haven't eaten that kind of meat, doesn't it taste good? ”

"Then brother, you should be the first to go! We'll give you a broken queen. ”

"That's it!" Zong'er, who rarely opened his mouth to express his opinions, couldn't help but be angry with his own opinions after hearing his eldest brother's words. But he didn't say anything else. It's just a casual echo.

But to let this stone speak, it is enough to show that he doesn't like the big brother's statement very much.

"That's it! Don't fight! Those who see have a share, no matter which of you goes in first. Someone will follow! Anyway, it won't make you lonely. Zhang Ye looked at these little guys, and he really felt like he wanted to cry and laugh.

"Dad! Are you really going to slaughter us for bacon? ”

"We're your sons!"

"Could it be that these days, my son is so worthless?"

Listening to what these little guys said became more and more unreliable, Zhang Ye's face couldn't help but darken, "Don't talk nonsense there, hurry up!" I don't go in. I'll do it myself later. Really, aren't you bored with all the grinding in a shower? Still want to eat? What time is it until now? It was half past ten in the evening. ”

"But I'm worried!" Feng'er lowered her head and muttered.

"Stinky boy, what are you worried about? Do you really think that Dad will let you die? If you want to, I don't want to! Less nonsense, go ahead! ”

"Woo woo......" At this time, Feng'er cried pretendedly, and then rushed to Zhang Ye's side and hugged his legs, and then cried, "Dad! I can't bear you! Whining...... Poor white-haired man sends black-haired man. The son is not filial, and he can't serve his father! If there is an afterlife, the son must be your son. ”

it! Where did this bastard boy learn all this nonsense?

Listening to Feng'er's crying, Zhang Ye only felt that the green tendons on his head were beating violently, and he almost burst his blood vessels.

"Bastard boy, what bastard are you talking about? If you talk nonsense, be careful of beating you! ”

In the end, Zhang Ye couldn't help it, pulled Feng'er away from his trouser legs, and then slapped his ass twice. The sound of popping is like a firecracker.

"Ouch......"

Feng'er was slapped twice. I touched my buttocks, but I didn't dare to play tricks with my dad anymore. Instead, I touched my fart. As he walked up to his brothers, he said, "Brothers. Brother is gone, and Dad will leave it to you! When I am away, you remember to help me do a filial piety! ”

"Don't worry! Dude! We are now also mud bodhisattvas crossing the river, and it is difficult to protect ourselves. Let's talk about this in the next life! Ying'er grabbed Feng'er's hands and said solemnly.

"Let's take a shower yet! Talking bastards here again, believe it or not, beaten up one by one? "This time, Zhang Ye really couldn't stand it.

I used to know that these bear children were sometimes very jerks, but I didn't expect it. It's so weird. It's not like they're going to die! It's already like this, if you really let them do something dangerous, then don't you just write a suicide note?

"Woo ......"

was scolded by his father like this, Feng'er didn't dare to rub it off! In the end, I can only shed tears and say goodbye, that sad! That's miserable! I can't describe it in words, especially the moment he turned around, he still looked a little bleak.

I'll go! Isn't it just to take a shower in a fully automatic bathing machine? Can you use this?

Looking at this scene, Zhang Ye really wanted to scold.

What a bastard! It's so unremarkable!

These stinky boys, how can this kind of thing be done? Originally, Zhang Ye wanted to walk over again and give Feng'er's ass two more blows, but at this time, he had already walked into the bath machine.

"Ah...... Help me! As soon as he walked in, in less than ten seconds, Feng'er's voice came out of it.

But......

It's too miserable, isn't it? You need it! The corners of Zhang Ye's mouth twitched vigorously.

Because in his spiritual vision, not long after Feng'er walked in, he was directly grabbed by a series of mechanical arms, and then stripped off his dirty clothes in three or two strokes. This is followed by shampoo and shampooing.

And this kid, while washing his hair, is still screaming miserably. But looking at his expression, it wasn't like that at all.

This little guy is comfortable at this time!

On the contrary, after the eagles heard these sounds, they began to talk to each other one by one.

"Looks like it's dangerous inside!"

"If you listen to this voice, you must have been severely tortured."

"It's hell on earth!"

In the end, Zong'er came to a conclusion: "It's dead!" ”

“……”

His words made everyone not know how to refute, and could only look at him speechlessly.

"It looks like it's dangerous inside!" Xiao Liu looked inside, but because the back door curtain was blocked, he couldn't see the situation inside at all, so he could only sigh outside.

"I'm afraid, after going in, nine deaths and one life, you listen, the screams of the eldest brother are gone."

When the other children heard this, it was indeed so.

"It seems that the eldest brother is already glorified in it!"

"It's so sad! The eldest brother is glorious at a young age, which is really embarrassing. ”

"What a shame you have! I'm a shame! I'm the youngest! Xiao Jiu's eyes puffed out and glared at his brothers.

"Alas...... Xiao Jiu, it's really hard for you! Xiao Bu sighed and patted him on the shoulder.

Then he said to his brothers and brothers, "Brothers, brothers, the younger brother is going." ”

"The seventh brother is so virtuous, he is really a model for my generation!"

"There you go! We'll be back with you! ”

After saying goodbye, Xiao Bu turned around with a sad and indignant face, looking like 'the strong man is gone', but the moment he turned around, the little guy's face became very exciting.

One moment funny, one moment sad, one moment joyful, one moment eager to try.

Among the ten children, if there is one child who is the most difficult to fool, it is Xiaobu.

Because his talent is prophecy, even if he is suppressed by the Breath Jade Pendant, his intuition is also the most powerful. Whether there is danger, good or bad, etc., he can know some by feeling, although it is only the most basic, but it is enough for him to have the ability to avoid evil.

So when Feng'er's voice came out, he felt that this voice was absolutely fake, and he instinctively felt that the machine was actually not dangerous. It is precisely because of this that Xiao Bu walked into the bath machine for the second time after Zi Feng'er.

"Huh?"

"Why doesn't the seventh brother have a voice?"

"Yes! It's weird! ”

"Could it be that he is directly glorified in it?"

"I didn't even have time to make a sound."

The rest of the bear children looked at each other with a look of grief and indignation, as if they had really lost two brothers. However, if you see a little more people, you will find that their appearance is actually fake, and they are completely for others to see.

And this other person is obviously their father-Zhang Ye.

"I can't stand it anymore! Lend your shoulder for a while! Hehe...... Hehe...... "After watching the show for so long, Hu Xinrui also held back the hard work, she had endured it for a long time just now." But now he couldn't take it anymore.

Because these little guys are too funny, and they look like they're real.

After living for so many years, she has never seen such a funny little guy, and it is difficult for her not to laugh. So he simply put one hand on Zhang Ye's shoulder, held his stomach with the other, and smiled.

"Can you laugh ladylike?" It's just that the way she laughed was a bit exaggerated, which made Zhang Ye feel like the three corpses were in a rage.

"What's this, I'm a goblin, so I don't need to be so polite. And don't you think it's really funny? I've never had such a funny kid! Ouch...... I can't stand it! Let me laugh a little longer...... Hehehe......"

"......" For this female goblin who has no ladylike image at this moment, Zhang Ye also feels helpless, "Don't laugh!" Be careful to laugh too much pregnant! (To be continued.) )