Chapter 500: The jokes are constant
Xia Xing is in front of a song by a first-line star, and after singing, Xia Xing will take the stage.
"But Mango TV's next show is the singer Zhang You!"
"Forget it, I'll listen to the singer's songs, I'm hopeless in the current sketches. ”
"Yes, if Xia Xing sings, I can still listen to it, and the sketch will be forgotten. ”
"How do Xia Xing's sketches compare with those people, I'll wait for Xia Xing's sketches. ”
"Then I'll turn the table and take a look, what if there's a surprise?"
Not only the audience, but also many Xia Xing's enemies in front of the TV are staring.
Tian Zhou has even contacted the navy, as long as Xia Xing's sketch is not good, he will immediately complain and let the navy scold him.
Over the years, Xia Xing has been too arrogant and offended many people, and these people are now eager to wait to see Xia Xing's jokes and fall into the ground.
Finally, the song ended, and the host walked onto the stage.
"Xia Shen has finally come to power. ”
"I'm so nervous, Xia Shen must fight for breath. ”
"Yes, I don't want to see Xia Shen's reputation ruined today!"
Kyoto TV, the host has already begun to announce the curtain.
Xia Xing took a deep breath: "It's finally going to start." ”
The hostess smiled and said: "Everyone must be looking forward to the following program. ”
The male host nodded: "Yes, this show is all big names, let's take a look at what will happen in this restaurant in Montenegro Tun." “
Hostess: "Please enjoy the sketch below, the performers: Xia Xing, Zhao Shan, Bi Jian, duck eggs." ”
The camera quickly switches to the stage.
"Not bad money?" is a bit of an interesting name.
"Xia Xing plays a sketch, it's really fake, can he do it?"
"This year, I haven't seen a good-looking sketch except for the sale of the Liaoshi Spring Festival Gala, I hope this time it can bring us some laughter. ”
"I heard that the screenwriter of that sketch is also Xia Xing, and I'm looking forward to it. ”
Of course, there are louder voices of skepticism online.
"Cut, I've been complaining about others, look at how rubbish the skit he performed today. ”
"That's right, wait for Xia Xing to be scolded miserably. ”
On the Internet, those trolls have already started to act before they have watched the performance.
In various places in China, many people who are familiar with Xia Xing have also turned on the TV.
Tian Zhou and several directors of the Spring Festival Gala program group just finished a meeting and gathered in front of the TV.
"Today, I'm going to see how Xia Xing is embarrassed. ”
"That's it, this kind of garbage, if the show is garbage, I'll scold him to death. ”
"This kind of person is scum, stinky and shameless, I want to see how he is embarrassed today. ”
"Kyoto TV was so bold that it let him go on stage. ”
Tian Zhou squinted his eyes and sent a text message.
"After the show is over, let the water army give me a ruthless black summer star. ”
Yang Weiwei, Zhao Xiaoying and others also turned on the live broadcast on their mobile phones during the break in the performance and tuned to Kyoto Satellite TV.
At this moment, Xia Xing's relatives and friends.
A fan of Xia Xing.
Xia Xing's enemies are all paying attention to the Spring Festival Gala of Kyoto Satellite TV.
At this moment, the chief directors of Kyoto Satellite TV, Yao Na and Zhang Shan, are also very nervous.
Inviting Xia Xing to come can be said to be a gamble.
No one knows if this gamble will be successful.
If it succeeds, Kyoto Satellite TV will even have a chance to fight back and return to the top of the ratings, but if it fails, it will definitely face endless criticism on the Internet.
In the center of the stage, Zhao Shan and Duck Egg walked on the stage first.
Zhao Shan: It's here!
Duck Egg: It's here.
Zhao Shan: This is the most expensive hotel in Montenegro, not Scotland**.
Duck Egg: Grandpa, you're reversing it, that's Scottish.
Just three sentences, the audience immediately burst into laughter.
This effect has never been seen in the Spring Festival Gala.
The subsequent plot is also full of laughter, grandfather Zhao Shan and granddaughter duck eggs, as if they were going to invite someone to dinner, but neither of them brought money.
After a few words of conversation between the two people, Xia Xing appeared.
Seeing Xia Xing appear, the audience burst into laughter.
Because Xia Xing's dress is too funny.
"Poof!" Zhao Xiaoying, who was watching the live broadcast, suddenly couldn't help laughing.
Xia Xing really worked hard to put on a skirt.
Tian Zhou in front of the TV pointed to the screen: "Look, look at what this thing is, a big man wearing a skirt is vulgar." ”
"That's it, it's the same as the clown who jumps off the beam!"
Others chimed in.
Zhao Shan: I said girl, this meal is very important.
Xia Xing: Well, who do you call a girl, people are pure masters.
Zhao Shan: What about such a dress, this, how to wear a skirt
Xia Xing: This is packaged in our Scottish style, besides, it's not a skirt, it's not cropped pants, you see, it's leg, yes, mom, I'm in a hurry to wear it and run away, oh mom, I said there is no crotch on the aisle?
"Off-track!"
"Haha, that's hilarious!"
The audience at the live broadcast immediately burst into laughter, and the audience sitting in front of the TV also burst into laughter.
"It's so interesting, I haven't laughed like this during the entire Spring Festival Gala. ”
"This is the sketch, it's so good. ”
In front of the TV, Xiao Zhang was watching Mango Satellite TV's singer Zhang You sing, when he saw that the WeChat group was full of comments about Xia Xing's sketches.
"Haha, this skit is so interesting. ”
"Best Sketch of the Year. ”
"I'm watching Zhang You sing, is it really so good-looking?"
"What's so good about singing, lock in Kyoto Satellite TV and make sure you don't regret it. ”
At this time, Bi Jian appeared, and when the duck egg expressed his determination, he said: "I specify, the waves of Honghu Lake hit the waves, the back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, one wave is stronger than the other, shoot my father on the beach!"
Zhao Shan: Come, drink this brine first, the child is hungry.
Duck Egg: Oops, Grandpa is a little salty.
Zhao Shan: It's okay, just salt the whole bowl of water.
Xia Xing: It's free, isn't it!
Zhao Shan: Just plain water.
Xiao Xia Xing: That's really picky!
As soon as the sketch opened, it was full of baggage, making the audience laugh and lean back together, this kind of scene has never appeared in the Spring Festival Gala.
The sketch of the Spring Festival Gala, it can simply make people fall asleep.
"Xia Xing is talented to look at other people's sketches, they are all new stalks, which are like the sketches of the Spring Festival Gala, they are all old stalks. ”
"yes, it amused me. ”
"For the first time, I knew that Xia Xing could still play this kind of image. ”
"I finally believe that Xia Xing's productions are definitely classics!"
Bi Jian came, and Zhao Shan almost said that Bi Jian was like a dead grandfather, which attracted laughter again.
Later, Zhao Shan ordered food, because the two of them discussed it, no matter what Zhao Shan ordered, Xia Xing said no.
Zhao Shan: What do you eat?
Bi Jian: Come to a little commonplace, come to the people.
Zhao Shan: Come to the folk, child, come to a little pheasant stew mushrooms.
Xia Xing: No.
Zhao Shan: This can be had!
Xia Xing: Not really!
Poof!
In front of the TV, whether it is the big stars who pay attention to Xia Xing, or those fans are laughing, which is also too interesting.
On the Internet, Xia Xing's Weibo has exploded!