Chapter Ninety-Seven: The End of the Age of the End of Law (All with Lengthening)
"Dare to sleep?" Li Mingxue slapped the table and stood up: "You still dare to sleep?" ”
Li Guo opened his mouth: "I...... I ......"
The landlord's sister next to her suddenly stood up and looked at Li Mingxue with her waist crossed: "Why can't he sleep?" ”
Bird Zijing and Li Mingxue turned their heads together and scolded angrily: "Shut up!" ”
"It's clear that you're wrong." Although the landlord's sister has been-for-tat with Li Mingxue, she has never been able to withstand the aura of the two people, Bird Zijing and Li Mingxue, and retreated gloomily: "You people, you are so annoying." ”
Li Guo rubbed to the edge of the sofa and sat on the armrest: "Actually, you don't have to worry so much about my ......"
"You pure fart." Li Mingxue's eyebrows were twisted: "I'm not worried about you, can I wait here for six or seven hours?" ”
Li Guo smiled wryly, and then put a big bag of special snacks brought back from Shanghai on the table from the door, and said helplessly: "I went back and forth from Shanghai...... After several twists and turns, I ran to the wrong place twice, and the farthest was to Inner Mongolia......"
"Who cares about you anymore." Bird Zijing slammed Li Guo's ass with her elbow: "We've all been waiting here for so long, just to see when you hang up." ”
As she spoke, Torikosei began to rummage through the bag for snacks that matched her taste, her face full of joy.
"It's okay, I'm just ......" Li Guo said this, and suddenly didn't know what to say.
He knew how dangerous he was just now, if it weren't for the mysterious master in the public toilet, he would have turned into a brand new vegetative person even if he didn't die, and then stayed in that dark vast space and whispered to the whole world.
But if you want Li Guo to deceive people, it will be like a tragedy, not to mention that the IQ of the people here is higher than Li Guo, at least the two people of Bird Zijing and Li Mingxue, he will never be able to deceive.
"Say, just what?" Li Mingxue cocked Erlang's legs: "Is it just that you are in a hurry and suddenly faint?" ”
"Yes, yes, yes! That's it......" Li Guo slipped down as he spoke: "Actually, it's nothing." ”
And at this time, Brother Shanyuan, who had been unable to stand the fragrance of women in the room, suddenly walked in from the balcony, followed by a night owl who looked like a female ghost, and looked at Li Guo: "According to Shanyuan's explanation, it is probably because the seal in the body was touched, which caused the seal to fight back, and it didn't control the strength well, and almost killed the host." ”
"Yes, yes, yes! That's it......" Li Guo's tone followed Brother Shanyuan three times in a row: "Actually, it's nothing." ”
After listening to Li Guo's rather mentally retarded question and answer, the people in the room looked at him with a very strange look, and even the little new girl pouted with a look of disdain.
When Li Guo saw the expressions of these people, he knew that if he didn't recruit the situation from the truth, he would definitely be tortured tonight. Therefore, he stomped his feet ruthlessly and told all about that dangerous thing.
Including the mysterious public toilet master and Li Guo were plundered to Shanghai by Mo Chou.
After listening to this series of thrilling stories, Li Mingxue gasped: "How do you let me understand these things?" You're obviously not the same plum fruit anymore. ”
Li Guo sat cross-legged on the carpet silently, put his head on the coffee table, and lit a cigarette with a little melancholy: "Yes, how could it be the original me......
As he spoke, he looked at the landlord's sister, "Now let's talk about you." ”
"Why do you want to talk about me?" The landlord's sister frowned: "I have my own ideas. ”
Li Guo looked at her and smiled disdainfully: "If there is no Xinxin, I absolutely respect your ideas." ”
The little new girl on the sofa suddenly heard Li Guo call her name, she didn't know what she was thinking, and suddenly a spirit was excited, and after a sigh: "Dad, did you call me?" ”
The landlord's sister leaned back on the sofa, and her expression became stronger: "Who gave you the right to interfere in my life?" ”
Li Guo was stunned by what she said. After all, although the landlord's sister and herself often play some Chengren shows, in fact, Li Guo really doesn't seem to have the right to interfere with her freedom, even if she entrusts the little new sister to Li Guo, but generally speaking, there is still a subtle sense of distance between Li Guo and the landlord's sister.
"He can't." How shrewd is Bird Spirit, while agreeing with Bird Essence's words, he hugged the little new girl to her lap: "Is she okay?" ”
The little new girl looked back and forth in confusion, and finally her eyes stopped on Li Guo's body, helplessly spread her hands, and said in a milky voice: "The world of adults is really complicated, I was shot while lying down, at least tell me what happened......
Ignoring Li Guo, Li Mingxue and the landlord's sister's restrained eyes, Bird Zijing told the landlord's sister that she was going back to turn herself in, and kept adding oil and vinegar, and even included various factors that were not suitable for children.
"Thank you, Sister Bird, for treating me like an adult." After listening to the narration of the bird spirit, the little new girl suddenly changed her demeanor, expression and even her eyes, and that look even made Li Guo feel that the little new girl in front of him seemed to have suddenly grown twenty years old.
However, she only stayed in this way for less than a minute, and then she quickly changed back to her usual innocent appearance, but Li Guo always felt that there was a trace of resentment in her eyes that she couldn't see through.
"If you decide you want to abandon me now." The little new girl said indifferently: "You shouldn't have brought me out in the first place." ”
It's so mature...... It's too ripe! Everyone was taken aback by the maturity and steadiness of the little new girl at this moment.
Only Haiyan, who was constantly cleaning the carpet with a brush on the side, suddenly jumped out: "Is it finally revealing its original appearance?" Third, the new humanity. ”
"Oh, I forgot ......" The little new girl took her little hand and slapped her head. His expression changed rapidly, and in an instant, he changed from the way he looked just now to a child with tears in the corners of his eyes who had been wronged. And stretched out his hands towards Li Guo: "Dad...... Daddy hug. ”
Li Guo's face darkened instantly, although he still hugged the little new girl, he pinched her face and asked, "What's the matter with you?" ”
"I'm just a poor little ...... who will be abandoned by my mother," the little new girl said, her mouth deflated, and she saw that tears were about to flow out: "I'm so pitiful......"
At this time, Haiyan slowly sat up straight under the puzzled eyes of everyone: "The IQ and EQ of the third new human are far beyond your imagination. In the Institute, my threat level is 9, the Night Stalker is 1, the Phoenix is 15, and the third new human is Positive Infinity. ”
"It's time for you to shut up." The little new girl suddenly stared at Haiyan viciously: "Do you want me to help you?" ”
As soon as Li Guo heard Xiaoxin's sister talk like this, she didn't say a word, and slapped her buttocks twice: "You are not allowed to speak......
The little new girl cried out at that time, ran out of Li Guo's arms, and plunged into the arms of the landlord's sister: "Dad beat me......"
"What is the concept of positive infinity, that is, it cannot be controlled, it cannot be controlled, it cannot be measured, which is why it is determined that she is a failure. She was targeted for destruction by the interior as early as her first year of life, but every time an agent on a mission died, she died inexplicably. So she has always been seen as a taboo. As Haiyan spoke, her eyes kept flashing with numbers and words: "Until two years ago, Phoenix defected and took the third new human who was her daughter. ”
Li Guo looked at the little new girl lying in the arms of the landlord's sister: "This is not important to me. ”
"But in reality, she's a big, big threat to humanity." Haiyan continued: "If she has offspring, that is, her genes begin to spread, then this group of people will impact the entire world civilization. ”
Li Guo smiled and pointed to Mo Chou, who was playing Angry Bird with Bird Zijing's iPad: "Do you think she has a big impact on world civilization or Xiaoxin?" ”
The speed is four Machs, the weapon can speak, and it has a perverted attack power. If such a person is aware of his existence by the public, everything will turn into a floating cloud. At least the descendants of Xiaoxin's children and grandchildren are still out of reach, but Mo Chou has already achieved great achievements...... This sentence made Haiyan unable to answer any further, but Brother Shanyuan on the side said with a smile: "Actually, logically speaking, all of us here are not logical and do not conform to natural science. ”
"That's right, for example, I have wings and two hands." The bird spirit stretched out his hand and shook it: "In this way, I have six limbs, isn't that a grasshopper." ”
Li Guo raised his hand to signal Bird Zijing to stop and let Haiyan continue.
Haiyan was also refreshed, and organized the language: "And the third new human has many different personalities, which is a gift for the failure of the experiment." Maybe ......"
Before her might be over, Xiao Xinxin suddenly raised her head from the arms of the landlord's sister, her eyes narrowed into a slit: "Are you sure you want to say everything?" ”
Haiyan nodded firmly: "My task is to take you back." ”
"Okay, you don't have to say it, I'll do it myself." The little new girl sighed helplessly: "The world of adults is really complicated. ”
As she spoke, she slowly climbed onto Li Guo's knees: "My worldview has been implanted as early as when I was still an embryo. The little new girl slowly put her face on Li Guo's chest: "Dad, if I finish speaking, you must not want me." ”
Li Guo felt that the thin little body of the little new girl was trembling slightly, and he instinctively felt that this little fox-like deceitful little girl was trembling from the bottom of her heart this time. He gently patted the back of the little new girl, and played with her little braids on her head with his hands.
"Dad, I love you...... Xiaoxin girl raised her head and looked at Li Guo: "It's not that kind of love...... It's that kind of love. ”
Li Guo made a playful grimace at her.
"In my eyes, all human beings are enemies." The little new girl lay in Li Guo's arms and whispered: "I have a set task in my genes. ”
Haiyan, who was on the side, added: "The English name of the third new human is called Noah's boat. ”
Li Guo was stunned: "Isn't that a learning machine?" ”
Bird Zijing was listening energetically, and he was very angry when Li Guo interrupted him like this, and he kicked Li Guo violently: "What nonsense!" Listen honestly. ”
Li Guo sighed and continued to listen to the little new girl's story.
"The task is to carry out a total purge of all mankind, not extinction but evolution." The little new girl said, gesturing with her hand: "Let every woman have such big and big breasts." ”
The women present, except for the night owl who had some problems in their brains, unconsciously looked down at their chests, and then sighed in unison.
"Looks like you're all going to be cleansed." Brother Shanyuan nodded: "It's not up to standard." ”
Suddenly, his eyes were like swords...... Brother Shanyuan trembled and stood behind the sofa tremblingly.
"Another task is to evolve human beings into new human beings, and increase creativity, adaptability, physical strength, intelligence, and mental strength by one hundred to three hundred." The little new girl raised a finger: "The old humans will all become inferior races, and we plan to purge all the old humans in the world within three to five hundred years." ”
Li Guo wanted to open his mouth to ask, but he was afraid that the bird would be nervous, so he could only give Xiaoxin a look and hope that she would understand what she meant.
"I don't know...... I don't know why I have such a task in my genes, it's like instinct. There was a blankness in the eyes of the little new girl: "I have sixteen different personalities, but it is not an add-on to the failure of the experiment as the woman said, but a cover for changing identities, and my task is to have more children." Having many, many children......"
Now Li Guo finally couldn't help it, he raised his fingers and calculated: "A penalty of 6,000 for one overbirth...... Two fifteen thousand...... Many, many words. Little baby, you are going to marry the son of the richest man in Asia in the future......"
Almost at the same time, Li Mingxue's chestnut knocked on Li Guo's head: "Did you talk like that?" You've got a bad brain, right? ”
Li Guo stuck out his tongue: "No kidding, in fact, you don't have to complete this task, right?" ”
"Yes......" the little new girl blinked, "My paternal genes have a genetic lock, if I can't become a missionary, then I can only become a lancer." ”
"Wait...... Wait a minute. Li Guo interrupted Xiaoxin's words: "Why is there such a term?" ”
It was not the little new girl who answered Li Guo, but Haiyan on the side, who was constantly reading the data from her eyes like a database: "The missionary is responsible for updating the racial version, and the lancer is a powerful class used to clear obstacles, and generally there will only be one suitable candidate in 355 million miles." The 'man' here is not human. ”
"In other words......" Li Guo looked the little new girl up and down: "The children you gave birth to can freely use flying swords and various spells?" ”
The little new girl looked at Li Guo thoughtfully: "It should be possible...... Dad, in fact, your mental fluctuations are the only ones who can be closely matched with my fluctuations. I can be your power amplifier, amplify your mental power 110,000 times, and maximize ......"
Li Guo hugged the little new girl and touched his chin: "What is the concept of this 110,000 times?" ”
The little new girl shook her head: "I don't know...... I just read what was in my head. ”
Mo Chou suddenly raised his head at this time: "Will you still go with me to eat KFC?" ”
"Yes." Xiaoxin girl said categorically: "People are stupid and have a lot of money, and they are ...... I don't know what to say......"
Li Guo nodded as if he was understanding, although the little new girl is now very mature, but in fact, her inner world is still very blank. Li Guo has reason to believe that the current appearance of Xiaoxin girl is only temporary. After all, Li Guo can't do anything else, what she is best at is looking at a person's heart from the eyes, this may be regarded as a natural skill, Xiaoxin's ignorance most of the time is completely in line with the unique appearance of her age.
It's just that her learning speed is a little too fast, so fast that it is beyond anyone's imagination, as if Bird Zijing is teaching him advanced mathematics and the aesthetics taught by Li Mingxue, she almost accepts all the orders, and can integrate them in a very short time. At this rate of knowledge absorption at a rate where one day equals three months, even a monkey can play the piano with one hand, right?
After getting a positive reply from the little new girl, Mo Chou was satisfied and began to play Angry Birds again, as if he didn't care what the little new girl was, just whether she would go to eat KFC with him.
"I'll give you the answer." As an expert in the application of spiritual power, Brother Shanyuan finally found an opportunity to popularize knowledge: "To put it simply, spiritual power is a strange force field that has not been scientifically confirmed, and this force field has many similarities with magnetic fields. Have you ever seen the X-Men? Magneto and Professor X in it are both masters of spiritual power, but they only show a part of the role of spiritual power. ”
Li Guo was confused when he heard it, he was really embarrassed to say that he had never read a classic comic like X-Men, so he could only hum and chirp perfunctorily while praying that Sister Xue would come back quickly. Compared with Brother Shanyuan, Sister Xue is really a good teacher...... "That...... That ...... "Li Guo 'that' for a long time, and he didn't have that reason: "That ......"
At this time, the landlord's sister, who had not spoken at all beside her, stood up and snatched the little new girl from Li Guo's arms: "Why do you want my daughter to say these strange things?" ”
The little new girl leaned on the shoulder of the landlord's sister and continued: "Actually, Dad's theory is very close, and I am the end of the era of the end of the law in the true sense. ”
"Age of Magic?" Li Guo was stunned: "Harry Potter's kind?" ...... who can ride a broom."
Bird Zijing's ignorance of Li Guo finally couldn't bear it anymore, and a 365-degree crotch split big whirlwind hit Li Guo's chest: "Can you stop asking questions?" ”
Li Guoli Bird Zijing's thighs saw her little orange panties, and looked away in embarrassment: "Ah...... Well, I'm actually going to ask something I don't know. ”
Bird Zijing snorted and sat back on the sofa: "Strictly speaking, the era of the end of the law began at the end of the Tang Dynasty, and since then no one has been able to become an immortal, and gradually all kinds of martial arts, Danshu, Taoism, swordsmanship and hexagram have begun to be lost, and the situation is similar all over the world. Mo Chou, how many people did you send to the Shushan Sword Sect at that time. ”
"There are more than 5,000 disciples who hold the sword and enter the room, and there are 350,000 registered disciples like me, and at that time, the Shushan Sword Sect still had many subordinate sects and mortal dust institutions, and there were nearly 100,000 people before and after." Mo Chou burst out of the Shushan Sword Sect of her time like a few treasures: "But Mo Chou has never heard of anyone who can become an immortal and be canonized." ”
"Actually, I heard that the fairy realm is actually a large detention center, and when your energy is enough to disrupt the balance of this world, the gate of the heavenly realm will be opened, and the people who enter will never see it come out again." Toriko nodded her chin: "But inside is an immortal world, I still want to take a look at it when I have the chance." ”
Li Guo raised his head and looked at the little new girl: "What do you mean...... Where did you come out on a mission? ”
"No, it's not." Haiyan, who was in charge of the professional commentary on the side, suddenly interjected: "The person who carried out the mission may have been smuggled out, according to the information, when the military found that person, she was already dead." It's just that the cells of the body are still active and contain a lot of energy, so we decided to clone this person, and this clone is ......"
This "is" seems to be self-evident. Everyone can understand what she means, and the little new girl is probably a clone...... And she was originally from the legendary fairy world?
Li Guo didn't know what this fairy world was, but why did he come with this task of accumulating grain and having more babies?
"Human Resources."
Li Mingxue's simple four words made Li Guo, who seemed a little stupid, feel like a spring breeze was blowing.
These are the four words...... Human resources.
Can...... How could there be a shortage of people in that place? Li Guo couldn't understand this, he remembered that he once asked Uncle Book Soul if there was such a magical place as the fairy world, Uncle Book Soul's answer made him very uneasy, coupled with the uncle's unpredictable smile, Li Guo vaguely felt that the fairy world of this dog was very unreliable.
Come and have a look today...... It's really quite unreliable.
In people's novels and movies, how ethereal and unattainable the fairy world is, but the current fact is that someone over there died suddenly because he wanted to escape from prison, and after his death, the "immortal" was dragged to do experiments and made a little girl named Li Guo's father.
"Oh...... The world is crazy. Li Guo rubbed his temples: "I think we really can't control this kind of thing." ”
Suddenly, a very strange question sprung up in Li Guo's mind, and he patted the landlord's sister's buttocks: "How did you give birth to the little guy?" ”
The landlord's sister thought for a moment with her eyes open: "Inhale...... With a slap, she snapped and fell. ”
Little new girl: "......"
Li Guo: "......"
"Anyway, this little young woman is really powerful." The bird kept looking at the landlord's sister: "Even the onomatopoeia is vivid." ”
Li Guo thought about it for a long time, but she still didn't ask the landlord's sister any questions anymore, she only looked a little domineering when she was playing with Li Guo, and in front of these high-IQ people, she was weak...... "Can I sleep with him tonight?" The landlord's sister pointed to Li Guo and asked, "He." ”
"No way!" Bird Zijing and Li Mingxue shouted in unison. And looked at each other very tacitly.
Li Guo didn't react for a while, why did the topic suddenly change from such a huge era of the end of the law to the question of who to sleep with tonight, and Mo Chou glanced at Li Guo indifferently, and didn't react much: "Mo Chou agrees." ”
"Why would you agree to such a dog's request?" Bird Zijing looked very angry: "Isn't this obviously letting other old ladies take advantage of your boyfriend?" ”
Li Guo coughed twice: "Where is the party here......"
But his protest was ruthlessly swallowed up by the bird spirit, and the whole room could hear the roar of the bird spirit and the sound of Mo Chou playing the game "biubiu".
And at this time, the night owl who had been pestering Brother Shanyuan, without warning, suddenly threw Brother Shanyuan, who was sitting on the ground and reading novels on the Internet with his mobile phone, to the ground, and stuck his neck is a fierce kiss, Brother Shanyuan is the same as Li Guo, the form is very critical and passive.
"Damn......" Bird Zijing was furious on the spot: "Do you think this is not sincere, don't disturb?" Grab a person and press it to the ground? ”
Li Guo really felt that life was very bleak, and he was like this. Brother Shanyuan, who was playing with his life on the ground...... also , "What kind of ring did he break?" Li Guo pointed to Brother Shanyuan on the ground expressionlessly.
Mo Chou suddenly raised his head, glanced at it, and smiled on his face: "Maybe it's a meat ring." ”
Brother Shanyuan is honest, he doesn't have any hand-to-hand combat skills at all...... One of the few skills still has to rely on chanting a certain Buddhist scripture to resonate with spiritual power, and now that he is gagged, it seems that he is only left with pure ** tossing. But even if he is a strong man of 1.9 meters, he still looks a little unbearable in front of the humanoid weapon girl, and he has no ability to resist when he is forcibly kissed.
And Li Mingxue stood up at this time and patted herself: "I should go back too, I will definitely tell your father about this, you wait for death." ”
After speaking, she walked towards the door in three steps and two steps, and the bird spirit also looked sad and angry, and followed behind her angrily: "Sister, wait for me." I'll stay with you at night. ”
With the slamming of the door, Li Guo reflected from the embarrassment, and looked at Mo Chou's helpless hand: "I'll go and get them back." ”
"No need." Mo Chou suddenly laughed shyly: "Just now I heard them discussing going to the bar to drink, so I used this as an excuse." ”
Li Guo was suddenly ...... Only then did I remember that Bird Zijing and Li Mingxue were both female drunkards. But Li Guo has been severely interfering with him, but if Li Guo wants to break his head, he would not have thought that they would actually use this trick to seize the moral high ground...... "Okay...... Okay, I won't mention anything about the fairy world. Li Guo looked at Brother Shanyuan: "Do you want to stay here or go back?" ”
Brother Shanyuan was kissed and crawled on the ground several times before he broke free from the night owl, picked up his legs and ran: "Go back...... Go back ......."
With that, he rushed out of the gate crackling. The night owl sat stupidly on the carpet and giggled as it faded into thin air.
"Uh-oh...... Someone is being targeted by a night owl tonight. Haiyan, who was coming out of the kitchen with milk, said, "He can't run away." ”
"Find your own room to sleep in...... These are the two rooms on the left that are both guest rooms. Li Guo couldn't bear the current atmosphere, so he picked up Mo Chou and rushed to the room: "Every room has a bathroom......"
And after Li Guo left, the expressions of Xiaoxin's sister and the landlord's sister changed at the same time. Xiaoxin's sister gave a thumbs up to the landlord's sister: "Mom, isn't Xinxin's performance great?" ”
"Perfect!" The landlord's sister also had this expression: "But you can't tell anyone this secret!" ”
The little new girl made an ok gesture: "I'll take care of that witch, you go get Dad!" Wait for my signal to start working! ”
"Small!"
And Haiyan was drinking milk while watching TV: "It's really not good for you guys to do this. ”
"Shut up!" Xiaoxin's sister and the landlord's sister angrily reprimanded: "This is a war. ”
"I personally feel, Asakawa. It seems unnecessary for you to sacrifice yourself like this little girl, I don't think that man is any good. Haiyan still has the same expression of not doing anything to me: "The day after tomorrow, I will leave to go back to find my Chun Yuejun, and I will send the wedding photo to your chip when the time comes." ”
The landlord's sister nodded: "I exist for my daughter, and what she likes is what I like." Besides, that man isn't as useless as you see. ”
"That's it." The little new girl shook her short fingers: "As the supreme commander, I have never made a wrong decision." ”
Haiyan shook her head: "I'm a housekeeping model, unlike a few of you who are weapon models, I will be liked wherever I go." ”
"Don't keep being model-by-model." The landlord's sister was extremely disdainful: "You have to face up to the fact that you are a human being, you are more than two months pregnant, right?" ”
Speaking of pregnancy, Haiyan's eyes curved into a crescent moon: "Yes, it's a very energetic child." ”
"You'll know when you're born." The landlord's sister patted Haiyan's shoulder aggressively: "Remember to contact often when you go back." ”
"Aren't you afraid of the garbage from other research institutes that claims to be the fourth new human?" Haiyan suddenly asked in a deep voice: "There will be no resignation over there, Xiaoxin is the key to the key." ”
"Keys? Stop it. The landlord's sister pointed to Li Guo's door: "Didn't you see that woman?" Except for my Xiaoxin, who can compete with her? ”
The little new girl waved her hand again and again: "I can't do it either, I can't do it...... She's going to be spanked, she's so good. Alright, Mom, we're ready to take Daddy down in one go! ”
"Let's talk about it first, you can't eavesdrop, you can't peek." The landlord's sister slapped the little new girl's ass very seriously: "Otherwise, you will learn badly." ”
Haiyan coughed and said with a miserable face: "I won't let my children know you, there is a big problem with your education style." ”
"What does it matter?" The landlord's sister took out a set of pajamas and toiletries from her small bag: "I'll take a shower, you can do it yourself." ”
Haiyan was stunned: "This is obviously not your ......"
(To be continued)