Then, she cried. I ran back. ”

In the morning, just after nine o'clock, Li Guo, who was carrying the porridge, sat on the stall in the center of the room, telling the group of people who were also carrying the porridge what he had seen and heard last night. From Lily taking the wrong road, until Li Guo ran back in a gray manner, except for Lily's pro-Li Guo, everything else was completely and carefully, including some details of the corners and corners.

"Not bad." The bird spirit snorted, while drinking white porridge, squinting at the little new girl who was eating quail eggs, and praised Li Guo: "Even the pervert can be made to cry by you, you Master Li is not shallow." I think you still have some details that you haven't told us, are you sure that pervert didn't cry because you [***] were too fierce and couldn't bear it? ”

"What nonsense!" Sister Xue immediately gave Bird Zijing's buttocks: "There are two children here." ”

Torikoshi made a grimace and pointed to Xiao Aoi, who was chewing a rubber band: "This is called a child?" This girl is dozens of rounds older than my mother, this can be called a child, so I'm not an egg? ”

"Don't make a fuss, don't make a fuss." Li Guo waved his hand to interrupt Bird Zijing's chirping: "I think she seems to be a little wrong, can any of you give a reliable analysis report?" ”

"What are you doing studying her?" Bird Zijing shrank her legs onto the sofa, and continued to lower her head and snort and drink white porridge: "Just such a pervert, doesn't she have a beautiful face, her legs are as long as mine, and her waist has my water snake." ”

Li Guo waved his hand impatiently at the bird spirit, this kind of stinky fart can still attract attention once or twice, three or five times a day, and anyone who listens to it is annoyed...... "It seems that I can't tell you why." Li Guo was quite disappointed, and then turned his head to look: "Mo Chou...... Can you leave me a bun...... Don't hold a pressure cooker......"

"Xianggong, I think that woman actually wants to kill you, as if there is something hidden." Mo Chou ate all over his face, sticky and white, and there was no lady at all: "I also take you as the prey, will you cry when you see the strange red-haired brothers and sisters?" ”

"Yes, yes." The bird spirit suddenly jumped up: "It may be that she was caught by an old monster and then forced to kill someone to take her heart, and then take the human heart back to the old monster at night, and she doesn't have to be beaten when she is full and eaten, otherwise she will be whipped three hundred times a day with a salted whip." Definitely! ”

The little new girl, who was originally not interested in this topic, suddenly jumped up when she heard the words of the bird spirit: "There is more, and then what?" ”

"And then, until one day, this pervert met a very stupid and naïve scholar named Li Guo." Bird Zijing continued to tell the story with a mysterious face: "At first, the pervert thought that this stupid and naïve Li Guo was just as lustful and greedy as others, and wanted to kill him. But later, she found out that this stupid and naïve Li Guo was even more lustful and greedy than others, but she couldn't kill him, so she changed her method and began to use beauty tricks. ”

Xinxin's big eyes turned around, and he asked in a milky voice, "What is a beauty plan?" ”

"Stop! Stop! Li Guo coughed and interrupted the singing and harmony of the two people: "You are a Chinese ghost story, dear." Stop playing, okay? Who, Sister Xue, give me a suggestion. ”

"I don't know, but according to what you said. She must have had some last resort. Sister Xue said, her eyes suddenly turned horizontal, and her fierce light was revealed: "But no matter what, she wants to kill you, this is an unchanging fact." If she dares to touch you, I'll let her never recover. ”

"Well, count Mo Chou." Mo Chou swallowed the last bit of porridge in the pressure cooker, wiped his mouth, and raised his hand high: "But that woman ...... Mo Chou doesn't seem to be able to kill. ”

At this time, the landlord's sister, who had not spoken, suddenly leaned her head over: "There are only two situations, first: starting from a woman, if she is scheming, then her tears are just to let Li Guo relax her vigilance, and even be unguarded against her." The second possibility is that she is really doing something that she doesn't want to do, and I personally prefer the first one. You've all seen her as a person. ”

As soon as she said this, everyone in the room turned their heads to look at her in surprise. You must know that this woman is not an ordinary silence, she has almost reached the point of cherishing words like gold, but today she suddenly popped out so many words, and she also analyzed the head of the Tao, which seemed to be beyond everyone's estimates, and even Li Guo, who seemed to know her best, seemed a little surprised.

"Don't look at me like that." The landlord's sister reflexively lay down on the carpet: "I actually like to talk, but I don't bother to move in winter." ”

Bird Zijing and Sister Xue looked at Li Guo in unison, and Li Guo nodded silently. I still remember when I first met the landlord's sister, it was the end of spring and the beginning of summer, and she also bloomed like cordyceps, and she talked a lot every day. But as the temperature gets lower and lower, she is getting lazier and lazier, sometimes even too lazy to let people ignore her existence, some time ago she was occasionally coquettish, and now she is not even too lazy to sprinkle, every day is like a soybean sprout wilting. Therefore, Li Guo once doubted whether there were snake genes in her genes.

"I've been researching women's ...... lately" the landlord's sister coughed, then held up a thick pirated web novel in her hand: "This book is pretty good." ”

Li Guo was shocked, and then looked at it, the book was written "Merry Evil Young Domineering Hunting Record", Li Guo almost spurted out a mouthful of blood, only to feel that his head hurt for a while, and then pinched the cheeks of the Valkyrie with both hands and pulled it out hard: "You are so cute." ”

"See, it's called pampering." Bird Zijing looked at Sister Xue with a sideways face: "The relationship is not the same, it is different." ”

Sister Xue shrugged her shoulders and was noncommittal: "Let's not talk about this first, does my brother still have to go to the dinner party in the afternoon?" ”

Bird Zijing looked disdainful: "A group of **, plus a group of Hong Kong, Taiwan, mainland bag scratching starlets, and take out rich old and little bastards from all over the country." With such a stick of people together, you say that there can be something good, just in that place, I can smell a smell of urine scratching from 3,580 meters away. ”

"How can there be any bits and pieces?" Li Guo shook his head helplessly: "This founder is yourself, and we have to go at night, you have to accumulate some virtue, don't scold yourself." ”

"Me? Shall I go with you? The bird spirit seemed a little surprised: "You're eating top, right?" Let me go with you to that place? ”

"I'll go, I'll go." Sister Xue raised her hands unyieldingly: "I'll go." ”

Bird Zijing pushed Sister Xue to the side hard: "This kind of thing, of course I have to go." How can you have any experience? ”

Li Guo touched his face in a cold sweat: "Are you going or not?" ”

"I have been on the dragon boat of Emperor Yang of Sui, I have been to the wedding of Wu Cong, I have participated in the enthronement ceremony of Emperor Yongle, and I have eaten Kangxi's banquet." Sister Xue wrenched her fingers and began to count: "This is still a bit famous, I haven't said anything about some small gatherings such as the Southern Song Dynasty Golden Banquet, how can I be inexperienced." ”

When Toriko Jing heard this, his face changed suddenly. Then he waved his hand weakly: "You haven't been to the big gathering of the hooligan leaders, this kind of scene is not suitable for you." Or am I wronged and wronged. ”

After speaking, the bird spirit whistled and shook his little vest, and happily jumped back to his room from the sofa, and then there was a sound of rummaging through the cabinets, and there was a small tune that the bird spirit didn't know what tune.

"She looked excited." The landlord's sister lazily rolled over and lay on the ground with her feet facing the sky: "I really can't understand." ”

Mo Chou patted his stomach and slowly climbed onto the sofa at this time: "Xianggong, if you can bring Mo Chou something to eat at night." ”

Li Guo felt a big head when he heard this question, and he had now discovered that Mo Chou was not actually a bottomless pit of dissatisfaction, but that she had an inexplicable dependence on food, or an addiction, anyway, if she didn't chew something in her mouth, she was very uncomfortable. And what surprised Li Guo even more was that even if Mo Chou could eat as much as three or five seven or eight men in the prime of life who worked manually, he had never seen her fat, and she rarely even went to the toilet. If ordinary people eat like this with her, it will not take two or three months to grow more than 100 catties of real pork belly.

Of course, people like Li Guo eat a lot and pull a lot. Naturally, there is no such concern...... A bunch of people were so busy and busy and some had nothing to do until three or four o'clock in the afternoon, at this point, the early spring sun could already stretch people's shadows like a small aspen standing next to the outpost, and the sky gradually shone with a touch of resentful twilight. Li Guo knows...... It's almost time to hit the road.

After all, no matter how luxurious the car is, you have to take the overpass, otherwise you won't even be able to fart out of the road jammed on the third ring road during the rush hour. I remember when Li Guo was young, the first time he came to Yanjing, although the traffic jam was not so serious, but he was already terminally ill, once he went to the Summer Palace to play, and when he came back, he encountered a traffic jam on the bus, and then saw an uncle in his thirties, quietly shushing in a mineral water bottle. This scene deeply struck Li Guo's immature and fragile heart, and from then on, Li Guo swore that he would never go in and out of the streets of any big city during rush hour until he had a private jet...... Of course, when Li Guo grew up, he suddenly realized that even if he had a private jet, there would be no tarmac in many places he was going to...... For example, Internet cafes and swimming pools...... "What about amber?" When Li Guo was leaving, she found that she hadn't seen Amber all afternoon, although she didn't like to deal with people, but she would always dangle in front of people like a cat, but today she didn't even sway, which really made Li Guo feel a little uncomfortable: "Which of you provoked her again?" Don't mess with her...... Beware of diplomatic disputes. ”

The landlord's sister, who was wearing a pair of gold-rimmed glasses, raised her head after hearing this: "She has a class reunion and is leaving." ”

"Is there a Brazilian reunion?" Li Guo snapped his fingers at the landlord's sister while arranging his tie in front of the mirror: "Come and help me see if the tie is crooked?" ”

"Who knows her, strange woman." The landlord's sister helped Li Guo tidy up those small places with subtle details, and counted the amber: "She doesn't recognize her family, and she doesn't have any human touch at all." ”

"You're just as weird." Li Guo twisted the landlord's sister's nose: "Let's go, I'll try to come back early in the evening." ”

The landlord's sister didn't speak, but just waved her hand to signal Li Guo to hurry up, and Mo Chou, who was eating candied fruit at the door of the room, shouted while eating: "Xianggong remember to bring something to Mo Chou to eat." ”

"Remembered, remembered." Li Guo deliberately pulled her ponytail when she and Mo Chou rubbed shoulders: "If you have time, go out and hang out more, don't stay at home and play on the computer every day." ”

"No, Xianggong, the guild wants to move. Don't worry about playing a copy, and you can't get out. Mo Chou's expression was extremely serious, as if playing games was like her job: "There are twenty-five people in a group, but Mo Chou is mt." ”

Get...... It really made her a mt, and the cute little Mo Chou finally became a member of the dead house, no wonder I could often see the faint light in Mo Chou's room in the middle of the night during this time, and I dared to play a copy...... After saying goodbye to the people upstairs one by one, Li Guo's car also arrived on time. The driver is an unknown young man, who looks particularly excited, and the bird spirit is sitting in the back seat, looking like a graceful and luxurious lady, and the very formal and well-fitting evening dress on her body makes her figure look [***] exploded, coupled with her quite good looks, it seems to be a stunner who has to be found several times in the world.

Li Guo is still low-key and gorgeous, this dress is still the same one he wore last time he went to the class reunion, anyway, for Li Guo, he is not a star, and he doesn't need a lot of clothes. For ordinary people, Li Guo's clothes are enough for people to work for most of their lives, if he wears it once and doesn't wear it, he will be thundered by the sky and will be killed in advance.

"How?" After Li Guo got into the car, Bird Zijing exposed the back of her evening dress, a piece of white flowers, the opening went straight to the waist socket, and the entire smooth back was exposed: "Do you have a surname?" ”

Li Guo nodded, and then picked the front of the bird essence with his hand: "This won't fall?" ”

"Turtle ......" Bird Zijing shook his head helplessly: "Just look at it, what are you doing with it, when the belt will be broken, I will have to cut myself off from the people." ”

As he spoke, the bird spirit knocked on the soundproof glass with his hand, and then the car started suddenly, but as soon as he hung in gear, he immediately stopped...... "Ouch, bad luck." Bird Zijing is an expert in playing with cars, and as soon as he hears this, he knows that it is over: "This car is really too old, 1941 Rolls-Royce." ”

As he spoke, Toriko opened the door and got out of the car, rolled up his sleeves and was ready to start repairing the car...... "Count...... Never mind. Li Guo was quite helpless: "Why don't you go on a motorcycle?" ”

"Motorcycles? I don't have a motorcycle. Bird Zijing was quite surprised, and instructed the newly hired driver, and then followed Li Guo to a corner of the community: "What do you want to do to me when you brought me?" I rub, do you like to play field warfare? ”

"You don't talk a little nonsense...... Li Guo turned around and flicked his finger on the forehead of the bird spirit: "This is Xiaoxin's mother's car, voice-activated high-end goods." I just added my sound key yesterday. ”

Saying that, Li Guo and Bird Zijing came to the hiding place of the very sci-fi motorcycle, lifted a layer of camouflage cloth, and the all-white motorcycle suddenly reappeared.

"Oh woo...... "Bird spirit praised sincerely: "So handsome!" ”

Li Guo stepped on the motorcycle and shouted at the motorcycle: "hello.moto......"

The motorcycle didn't react at all...... "You can't do it......" Bird Zijing looked at Li Guo with a sneer: "Obviously, this car is not made by Motorola." ”

Li Guo wiped his nose: "Don't worry...... You don't know that I don't speak English well. ”

Saying that, Li Guo started a long key operation, the whole process lasted nearly ten minutes, from English to Sesame Open Door, almost all of them were spoken, but they couldn't get this little broken motorcycle.

In the end, Li Guo, who had a good face, could only make a phone call to the landlord's sister, and in the end, as Li Guo expected, the oncoming smile made Li Guo blush.

Although the car was started in the end, Li Guo was also tragic. Now Li Guo hates it very much, hates the secluded Great Qin Empire, why don't you just cross the English Channel and let Harry Potter speak Shaanxi dialect...... Two men and women in formal suits, riding a very unruly motorcycle, in the afterglow of the sunset at a speed of less than 60 kilometers per hour on the road, this car is really awesome, there are people on the road who keep screaming or screaming, many people who know the goods are like treasures, and even a lot of luxury sports cars and motorcycles even follow Li Guo, following for a long distance.

Li Guo thinks that he should be popular on the Internet again this time, if he didn't wear a helmet, then Li Guo's face would have become the most exposed celebrity on the Internet during this time, and more importantly, the woman who was exposed with him was different every time...... Li Guo even felt like James Bond...... Of course, this dinner was not the same as the last charity auction, which was held in the banquet hall of the most luxurious hotel in the city, where a very, very large number of celebrities gathered. And even includes a large number of film and television stars and tabloid reporters, of course, this party is also a charity dinner, anyway, in this year, as long as you wear the cloak of charity, no one will speak.

Soon, Li Guo's motorcycle drove to the parking lot of the main venue, where luxury cars gathered. If the charity auction last time was enough for Li Guo to open his eyes, then this time there are so many good cars that Li Guo is numb.

However, last time, Li Guo could only enter after receiving someone's name, and this time, Li Guo's mount is the most special, and a discerning person can see at a glance that this kind of thing is purely priceless.

Li Guo just parked the car and put the helmet into the back seat, a Bentley slowly drove to the parking space next to him, and a young man with red lips and white teeth came down from above, he just glanced at Li Guo slightly, and then quickly put on a windbreaker, and walked towards the main venue under the embrace of the left and right.

"Huh? Isn't that who ......" Li Guo thought for a while, and then slapped his head: "Old Zhu, his son!" ”

As he spoke, Li Guo looked at his back in surprise: "Why has it changed so much?" I remember he wasn't that calm. ”

Bird Zijing patted Li Guo's buttocks: "Hurry up, I want to touch up my makeup." It's been a long time since I've been to this kind of place, and my mother is going to kill all sides! ”

(To be continued)