Chapter 23: High Energy Reaction Ahead
Li Guo couldn't imagine that the landlord's sister had actually avoided Mo Chou's sword qi.
Just one side of the head, and it was avoided.
Although Mo Chou's sword qi did not carry a trace of murderous aura, it only pressed the sponge cushion into a dent piece. But Li Guo believes that Mo Chou definitely wants to give the landlord's sister a dismissal, so he will do this kind of thing that little girls often do.
And now, this dismount was dissolved by the landlord's sister lightly, and the person also showed a leisurely expression.
Li Guo subconsciously felt that something might be bad, but before he could mediate, the landlord's sister turned her head sideways and looked at Mo Chou provocatively: "Ha, haha, hahaha......"
"Do you want that?" Li Guo looked at the landlord's sister and Mo Chou, who looked like cockfights, and her head was a whole circle: "Let's be quiet." ”
But it was obvious that Li Guo's words did not work, Mo Chou still looked confident, and shook his fist lightly towards the landlord's sister, and there were bursts of crisp popping sounds in the air around him, accompanied by a few broken shimmers of light, which quickly hit many acupuncture points on the landlord's sister's body.
This time, the landlord's sister was almost unavoidable, and could only watch Mo Chou's sword qi pierce into her body. And after the sword qi entered the body, he reflexively withdrew a few times.
"Don't worry! Don't overdo it. Li Guo, who was sitting in front of Mo Chou, turned around and twisted Mo Chou's nose: "Don't make trouble." ”
And Mo Chou just pursed his lips and snorted crisply: "Xianggong, this woman bluffed you like that, why are you so protective of her?" ”
Li Guo just wanted to say, "Actually, she is this virtue", but the landlord's sister suddenly stood up and glared at Mo Chou with grinned teeth: "Little girl, are you really playing?" ”
This time, Li Guoke's head was really big like a fight, and he gave Li Mingxue a look, but Li Mingxue closed her eyes at this time, fearing that the world would not be chaotic, inserted mp3 in her ears, and hummed nightshade.
"Xianggong, this woman seems to want to bully Mo Chou." Mo Chou looked at the appearance of the landlord's sister, suddenly pursed his mouth, and weakly sprinkled to Li Guo: "If the husband doesn't care, then Mo Chou has to protect himself." ”
What do you mean by being bullied by you...... It's obvious that you're bullying someone. Li Guo saw Mo Chou, who was usually a one-eyed person, and suddenly showed such a bird-like appearance, and his bones were half soft.
But fortunately, Li Guo has always been a very calm person, and at this time he still has a certain ability to distinguish between right and wrong, so in order not to continue to deteriorate, Li Guo resolutely stood up and stood in front of the landlord's sister.
"Don't make a fuss, don't make a fuss. If you keep making trouble, you'll have to be beaten down. Li Guo whispered to the landlord's sister: "You will never be able to beat her." ”
There is nothing wrong with this sentence in itself, but to the ears of the landlord's sister, it is simply an insult to her personality. So the landlord's sister glanced at her, and after the stout man who was closest to her said a word, she pulled Li Guo aside.
Li Guo wanted to step forward again, but the stout man had already grabbed his arm and glanced at Li Guo with helpless and innocent eyes.
"You just make trouble, there are times when you cry." Li Guo saw that the landlord's sister had made up her mind, so he went with her, but he still instructed Mo Chou: "Don't hurt her, otherwise Xiaoxin will have to trouble us for a month." ”
In fact, having said that, Li Guo is really lazy. The landlord's sister's urine surname has been fully experienced by him in the past six months or so. It's almost unreasonable, and she will never listen to persuasion, even if she was told that the sprouted potatoes can't be eaten, she still made a big pot, and three people ate it, and only Li Guo was poisoned......
Just when Li Guo began to think crankily again, the landlord's sister stared at Mo Chou, who was playing with Li Guo's mobile phone, one hand was still hanging on her ear, like a Bluetooth thing, and the indicator light on the black little thing also began to flash frequently.
After Li Mingxue saw this scene, she whistled and moved to Li Guo's side, and squeezed her eyebrows at him: "I taught it, it's amazing." ”
Li Guo bit his lip with a complicated expression: "I said, aunt." You're forty too......"
"A forty-year-old man, a twenty-year-old heart. The infinite scenery is at the dangerous peak. Li Mingxue took off her headphones and glanced at the landlord's sister's buttocks: "I don't like to have a better figure than me." ”
"That's it?" Li Guo looked at Li Mingxue in horror: "Just for this, you let people be beaten?" ”
Li Mingxue thought for a while and nodded solemnly: "Especially younger than me and in better shape than me." ”
Li Guo let out a sigh: "You can do ......"
At the same time, the landlord's sister also began to move, and the small space could not become an obstacle to her agility at all, so she turned a knife into a knife with one palm and slashed at Mo Chou's round and straight chest.
Li Guo took out a pack of Mimi shrimp crackers from his pocket, sat next to him and looked at the landlord's sister and Mo Chou unhurriedly, he was not worried at all, the two women were not stupid, and the shot would not be too heavy, and as a smart person, it was better to be a bystander at this time, otherwise it would be difficult to be a person in the middle, after all, the little new girl called the landlord's sister mother, and Li Guo called her father, Mo Chou called herself Xianggong.
Therefore, "it is difficult to be a man" is particularly prominent and conspicuous at this moment. No matter how powerful a man is, he has to turn into a puddle of pus and blood in front of interpersonal relationships and delicate feelings, let alone a sullen man like Li Guo who doesn't even know a few people.
Mo Chou saw the landlord's sister slashing at him with a palm, he didn't even look at it, he glanced at it casually and continued to play with Li Guo's mobile phone.
"Dare to look down on me?" The landlord's sister bit the back tooth socket, and the speed in her hand suddenly increased several times, and the hand that was originally running towards the chest was directly changed to the ribs.
If this part is directly hit, Iron Man will have to fight for half an hour.
When the landlord's sister's hand was less than five centimeters away from Mo Chou, Mo Chou flicked it on the landlord's sister's wrist at lightning speed.
This bomb seems to be an understatement. But it directly completely dissolved the landlord's sister's acupuncture point attack that was enough to make Spider-Man collapse for forty-five minutes.
And during the whole process, Mo Chou didn't even raise his head, he focused on Li Guo's greedy snake, and didn't call out her flying sword at all, and simply used his personal skills and hand speed to kill the seemingly sharp landlord sister.
"How is that possible?" The landlord's sister was bounced back into her hand, and looked at Mo Chou in a daze: "Even if you are a superpower, you can't have such a fast reaction speed, but I'm ......"
Before she could finish speaking, the landlord's sister forcibly swallowed the remaining half back. And looked at Mo Chou with a puzzled and puzzled face, and kept fiddling with the mysterious gadget that seemed to be Bluetooth in his ear.
Li Guo laughed and inserted between the landlord's sister and Mo Chou from the side: "Mo Chou, sit inside." ”
Mo Chou naturally listened to Li Guo's words, smiled sweetly at him, and moved his little ass into the inner position. And Li Guo blocked the landlord's sister's attack route, and spread his hands with a coaxing smile: "No moves." ”
"What the hell is she?" The landlord's sister was in an adjacent seat, looking a little uneasy: "Why haven't I seen it before?" ”
Li Guo saw the expression of the landlord's sister, as if halfway through the meal, he found that there was a cockroach in the meal that was missing half of its body, but was still dying. He pursed his lips and turned to point at Mo Chou: "This is a freshly baked supernatural product, and my great motherland has not lacked all kinds of magical stories since ancient times. ”
As he spoke, Li Guo saw that the landlord's sister had not changed her strength, and continued to say complacently: "It's not like you guys, it's a humanoid tengu and a humanoid turtle over and over again, and it's a snake with eight heads to die, and this thing is also a mount in our world." ”
"Are you racist?" The landlord's sister finally relieved her taste and took out a black chocolate-smelling cigarette from her pocket: "I'll give you a big demerit." ”
Li Guo shrugged, and before he could open his mouth to tease, Li Mingxue, who took off the headphones next to him, had already connected his mouth: "I don't think he has any racial discrimination at all." If he said: Only he will go to the rails hand in hand. That's racism. ”
Her words, as long as anyone with a little IQ can hear the irony of yin and yang, Li Guo and the landlord's sister can naturally hear it.
But in addition to making a grimace to the landlord's sister, Li Guo could only sit dryly and helplessly, Li Mingxue was her aunt, and she was there with a sigh of seniority, and the Li family's family law was hard there. As long as Li Mingxue wants to, she can beat Li Guo at any time, and Li Guo is absolutely not allowed to ask the reason.
"How can you say that about me? I'm the one who saved you. The landlord's sister looked puzzled: "Are you like those unreasonable people, as long as you are a person, you deserve to die?" ”
Li Mingxue put lipstick on her mouth through the light, and after hearing the words of the landlord's sister, she glanced at her through the small mirror: "It doesn't matter what nationality you are, I don't like the smell on your body, what should I say......?"
"Not my race." Mo Chou, who had been pursing his lips and smiling, also spoke without warning: "Non-human and non-demon, although there is no murderous aura, it is not a category after all." ”
This time, it was time for Li Guo to be in a dilemma, Mo Chou's words, he roughly understood. She seemed to be saying that the landlord's sister was a strange thing, and Li Mingxue just subconsciously rejected the landlord's sister out of her own super-sensitive intuition.
But in Li Guo's impression, the landlord's sister never showed any strange appearance, although she often behaved abnormally, often reversed black and white, often took a shower with the door open, and often wore an apron naked to cook dinner, but these Li Guo took it for granted that it was the sequelae of life in developed countries where the surname was liberated relatively early, even if there were some weapons and equipment and some high-tech products that Li Guo had never seen, but always speaking, she was an ordinary ...... Well, more ordinary single moms.
Before Li Guo could ask, the landlord's sister suddenly jumped up in her seat and scurried forward in the direction of Mo Chou, at a very fast speed, like a hunting leopard. And there were two blades that flashed cold light from the wrists of both hands, and the blades seemed to be Wolverine's claws, growing directly on the wrists.
"Say! Who are you, and what are you approaching Li Guo for? In a flash of light, the landlord's sister's two arm blades were already on Mo Chou's neck: "I'll give you thirty seconds." ”
Li Guo wanted to persuade him, but his body was firmly sandwiched in the middle by the thighs of the landlord's sister, and Li Guo didn't expect that the two thighs, which looked just a little thick, would have so much strength, and he felt that the on the day of Hong Kong's return was about to be squeezed out.
"Hmm......" Li Guo wanted to stop him, but Li Guo, who was caught by his thighs like wire cutters, could only smell the hormones of the female surname between the legs of the landlord's sister, in addition to barely making a weak call......
Mo Chou smiled and glanced at the two knives on his neck with his eyes, raised his finger and pointed at Li Guo: "Mo Chou counts three times, if you don't let go of Xianggong, Mo Chou will let you and your subordinates taste the taste of inch." Unsheathed! ”
The sword still came out, which was the last thing Li Guo wanted to see. He was now almost in chaos, and even though his worldview had been destroyed by Mo Chou once, he still couldn't accept the fact that the landlord's sister had suddenly become a destroyer terminator. In particular, the Terminator was almost still sitting on his face and holding a knife to the neck of his foster daughter-in-law.
After coming out of the sheath, Mo Chou's momentum changed suddenly. The special forces next to them all stood up one after another and looked at the corner where Li Guo's gang was making trouble, but they were just watching, but Li Guo believed that once the landlord's sister gave the order, they would turn into wild dogs that had been hungry for three days before being released from the slaughter in a second.
"Do you want to make a bet with Mo Chou?" Mo Chou's indifferent smile was imprinted in Li Guo's exposed eye, but it made him feel creepy: "Use the lives of your team." ”