"Ahh You mean, all the young and beautiful women he provoked took the initiative took? After listening to Zhang Qian's words, Lu Dayu was shocked.

"Yes, is it normal for such a man to be, doesn't Sister Lu want Brother Zhang to be such a man?" Zhang Qian asked.

"you, don't look away, tell me, what young and beautiful women did he provoke?" Lu Dayu said.

"Of course, it's our youthful and invincible little beauties. Hee-hee! Zhang Qian said with a smile.

"Ahh He actually provoked you raw melons and eggs? Lu Dayu asked.

"I said Sister Lu, how did we become raw melons and eggs? We're cucumber eggs, right? Zhang Qian corrected.

"Stinky girl, let's not care what kind of eggs you are, tell me quickly, how did he provoke you?"

"I said Sister Lu, look at you nervous, how else can Brother Zhang provoke us. He's just chanting a poem, making a riddle, and getting over the hook. Not to mention, Brother Zhang faced us with young and invincible little beauties, except for the big people who were obsessed with lust, he really didn't do anything to us like some perverts. Besides, he was able to resist our infinite temptation, which shows that he is still a person with a thief's heart, no thief's courage, and is very loyal to you, you should be happy and relieved, right? ”

"Hey, I said Xiaoqian, you stinky girl, are you praising your brother, or are you reporting to your sister Lu? Besides, when did I watch you flow through Harazi? Am I the kind of person who has a thief's heart but not a thief's guts? Zhang Zheng said dissatisfied.

"Who is that Brother Zhang?"

"Your brother and I are a real man who dares to do things, if you were really a pervert like you said, I would have corrected you on the spot. Otherwise, you'll still be as good as ever. ”

"Then let me ask you, are we pretty?" Zhang Qian asked.

"Not only beautiful, but also youthful and energetic."

"Does Brother Zhang like us?"

"Of course I like it, if anyone doesn't like it, then he must be sick." Zhang Zheng said.

"Since you like us so much, and we like you so much, why didn't you take us when you lived with us?" Zhang Qian asked with a smile.

"On the question of whether or not to correct the Fa on the spot, my brother scratched his ears and cheeks for a night, and the heavens and men fought all night, which was uncomfortable, but my brother finally decided to let you go."

"Why did you let us go?"

"Of course, it's your Sister Lu's huge influence. In your brother and my mind, your sister Lu is like the queen mother in heaven, without the consent of your sister Lu, my brother will never do anything to be sorry for her old man. ”

"you, when did I become the old witch of the Queen Mother, did you kid praise me or scold me?" Lu Dayu said dissatisfied.

"Hey, hey! I'm sorry Sister Lu, it was my brother who accidentally said the wrong thing, Sister Lu is the embodiment of Chang'e and the Seven Fairies in the eyes of her brothers, how can she be that old witch. ”

"Sister Lu, do you see it? Does Brother Zhang have that thief's heart, no thief has the guts. Zhang Qian said.

"Sister Lu, you have found a treasure, Brother Zhang said that he is still a boy chicken." Luo Min interjected.

"Poof!" Luo Min's words made the people present almost squirt.

"Haha! Boy chickens? Just him? According to my intelligence information, among his confidants, there are already a few big beauties who have been patronized by him, an excellent engineer, and only you stupid girls are still kept in the dark by him. You guys are so stupid, you were deceived by him, and you helped him count the money. Lu Dayu said with a smile.

"Ahh I said Sister Lu, do you know this? Zhang Zheng pretended to be shocked.

"Of course I do. Don't look at your kid who doesn't say hello and secretly runs to Jibei, but your whereabouts have always been under the control of my sister, especially, I am clear about your glorious achievements in picking up girls in Jibei, when the time comes, you kid must be completely frank and lenient, otherwise, this girl will not be finished with you. ”

"There is no problem, stay until the night of the candles in the cave room, and when the long drought is rainy, my brother must completely confess to Sister Lu and strive for leniency." Zhang Zheng said with a smile.

"you, who said that I spent candle night with you in the cave room, I think it is beautiful!" Lu Dayu said angrily.

"Sister Lu, if you don't want to spend a candle night with Brother Zhang's cave room, I'm going to go to it, it's a pity to throw away such a good piece of meat." Wu Lan said with a smile.

"You, you dare! You stinky girl, when did I say I was going to throw it away? Lu Dayu said.

"Hey, I said this little girl, how did my brother become a piece of meat. Let me tell you, my brother is a person or a ....... ”

"It's still a man, isn't it? I said Brother Zhang, think about it seriously, in the final analysis, whether it is a man or a woman, isn't it just a piece of meat? Of course, what makes men prouder than women is that you just have a small piece of meat more than women. Wu Lan smiled evilly.