Chapter 50: The Covenant of Wangfu Street
Thor was silent for a while and said: "Now that we all know each other, everyone is here for the Yuan Demon, He Anyi, what do you have to say?" β
I said, "Our boss came to us for a simple purpose: he wanted us to follow him to his unfinished business, and in short, he wanted to have the final say on Earth." β
Thor said, "What do you say? β
"I'd like to ask for everyone's opinions first."
Thor said: "Then you don't need to, you just need to tell us your final decision, and we will use it to decide whether our relationship is an enemy or a non-enemy." Nie Ping and Gao Daquan both nodded.
I turned to the Red Night Maiden and said, "What about you?" β
The Red Night Girl spread her hands and said: "I don't care, fishing for Kaizi in a bar is no different from ruling a continent for me, anyway, I always have to be a fool, it has nothing to do with whether I am a queen or not." β
I asked again, "What about you, Sun Manlou?" β
Sun Manlou said: "But...... It would be miserable if we didn't help him. β
Wushuang said: "Didn't you say that the Yuan Demon hasn't looked for you yet?" β
ββ¦β¦ I thought you'd agree. β
Wushuang said: "So you agreed first behind our backs?" β
Sun Manlou hurriedly said: "No, no." β
Nie Ping drew circles in the air with his hand and said, "Do you dare to swear?" β
Sun Manlou said frantically: "Really not, didn't I wait for him to offer me an offer?" Asset restructuring, the former old shareholders should be more valued, right? β
I said, "Okay, I'm going to take a stand on behalf of the four of us, we don't plan to join him." β
Nie Ping and Gao Da were overjoyed, and Sun Manlou shouted, "Why? β
"Because we really can't remember what we're going to do when we rule the world?"
Xiaohui said: "Alexander was worried about this back then. β
Thor said: "You have decided? β
I nodded.
"Then you just tell me the result, why call me to sit in the middle of a bunch of youkai for a meeting?"
The Red Night Maiden smiled and said, "Don't talk like that, old man, our demons are not inferior to your gods, but our beliefs are different." β
I signaled for them to make a truce and said, "The reason why I have to bring you here is because of one thing, if we don't help the Yuan Demon, from now on, our demon power will be used less and less, and we will no longer be able to come forward to deal with many situations, which will require the help of your Protoss." β
Thor said: "There is such a thing? β
"Yes, I've verified it myself just now, we don't have to make things difficult for humans, you have to help us deal with the negative effects of the Yuan Demon - that is, pay for our decision."
The Red Night Girl said: "I think it's very fair, if the demon boss is willing to help the Yuan Demon, you don't seem to take advantage of the fight." β
Thor thought for a while, nodded and said, "I agree, but I also have one condition, the scope of our help to you is only valid when it involves the Yuan Demon, and we will not interfere in the affairs between you and humans." β
"That's it."
Liu Lao Liu said excitedly: "Great, the first cooperation between the gods and demons actually touched my hands." β
I asked Sun Manlou and the Red Night Girl: "Let's unify internally first, what is the final decision of the two of you?" β
Xiao Hui said: "Of course, you can not take a public statement, even if you plan to help the Yuan Demon, as long as you don't come to deal with us, we won't embarrass you-" She said to Thunder God, "This article has to be added to our agreement." β
Sun Manlou said with a bitter face: "What's the point of talking about this now?" I am a typical grasshopper after the autumn can not last for a few days, and I can't do anything in winter, and there are stalls in the People's Square where the pigeons are still spoiled, and if you don't hold a bag in your hand, the budding valley girls will ignore you at all. β
The Red Night Maiden smiled: "I'm about the same, conquering 6 billion people, I can't rely on me to seduce half of the men alone." β
Thor said: "If you do what you say, you can temporarily eliminate my target." β
Liu Laoliu rubbed his hands and said: "Make a covenant, make a covenant, let's write a written covenant." β
I said, "Is this necessary?" β
Liu Lao Liu whispered in my ear: "Yes, their Protoss believes this." β
"Then write it."
Liu Lao Liu picked up a pen and paper from the table, gestured for a long time and asked me: "You have to come up with a name, what's the name?" β
I said, "It's called the Wangfu Street Covenant." β
Liu Laoliu wrote hard, and he looked up and asked me: "How do you write the word 'alliance' in the covenant?" β
Ah Po pushed him away and picked up the pen himself, muttering: "That's it, I'm still a historian, give you two shoelace knots, go to you!" β
Xiao Hui turned her head and glanced at what he had written, and said expressionlessly: "The covenant of the covenant is not what you wrote, you are a deceived meng-"
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In any case, the "Covenant of Wangfu Street" was finally drawn up (hereinafter referred to as the Covenant), and the Covenant stipulated: All incidents provoked by the Yuan Demon - the bracket - the gods, including the god of thunder, the god of the curse and the beast king, have the obligation and responsibility to come forward to deal with it. Demon Clan - parentheses, specifically referring to the four main demons, the charming demon and the Wing King, need to maintain a neutral attitude, promise not to do anything harmful to human beings, and have no obligation to take the initiative to attack the Yuan Demon and the unknown and unknown attitude of the demon clan, the middleman Liu Laoliu......
After signing the covenant, Thor got up, I sent him at the door, Lao Lei shook my hand symbolically and said: "He Anyi, I'm glad you can make such a decision, you are welcome to abandon the darkness and turn to the light, we don't have to be enemies for a while." β
I laughed and said, "It's because I made this decision that we don't have to be enemies, but it's not because we avoid being enemies with you that we made this decision." β
Ah Po said: "Yes, we don't think it's dark to help the Yuan Demon, it's just that we're not interested in it for the time being." β
Thor sighed and said, "Sure enough, a demon is still a demon, I'm worried that you will lose your original surname after your memory is restored, and the relationship between us will be difficult to say at that time." β
Xiaohui said: "It seems that we lost our surname because we lost our memory." β
Lao Lei stopped talking and went out.
Xiaohui said leisurely: "Although I know that he is not a bad person, I still don't like him." β
Lei Tiantian stayed with Wang Shuisheng for a while, always laughing, and when he saw his grandfather come out, he said with a smile: "Grandpa, Brother Shui Sheng can tell jokes, he said that he is 112 years old this year, older than you." β
We: "Brother Shuisheng?" β
Wang Shuisheng smiled shyly, Thor glanced at him deeply, hugged Lei Tiantian on the tricycle, Nie Ping chased him out, pulled Lao Lei aside and said, "Where are her parents?" β
Thor said gloomily: "It's all gone." β
Nie Ping said officially: "You write an introduction to your situation, maybe I can help you apply for a subsidy." β
Thor shook his head and said, "We don't have any involvement in human affairs. β
"But your granddaughter is always human, isn't she? Do you want to just let her stay with you for the rest of your life? β
Thor was stunned for a moment, nodded sadly, patted Nie Ping on the shoulder, and said, "Thank you." β
"Don't thank me, I'm just doing my routine." The interaction between their gods and clans always has such a gentleman's friendship as light as water, which makes people look so awkward.
Lei Tiantian was still smiling carefreely on the tricycle, and beckoned: "Goodbye, Brother Shuisheng." β
Wang Shuisheng said dumbfoundedly: "Goodbye." Then looking at Lei Tiantian who was away for a long time, I said behind him: "Don't even think about it, her grandfather is the boss of the Protoss, playing thunder, you don't want to become a roasted bat, right?" Besides, you're over 100 years old, and the girl is less than 19 years old, can you do it? β
Wang Shuisheng defended: "The 100-year-old of our blood clan has just reached adulthood! Seeing me looking at him ambiguously, he immediately said, "Where do you want to go, I just think the little girl is strange and pitiful." β
I hesitated for a moment, and finally didn't tell him about the fallen angel, in essence, the matter of the Yuan Demon Falling Angel has nothing to do with him, he belongs to the mistake of just out of the wolf's den and into the tiger's den, although our common enemies are hunters, but hunters are only interested in tigers now, and Yan Bahu is obviously not in his consideration......
Nie Ping also came over to say goodbye to me: "Speak at any time if you have something, the Yuan Demon has no entity, and can only rely on remote control humans to be his accomplices, there should be a lot of places where you can use me." β
"Thanks, you're much better than your boss."
Nie Ping said: "Don't say that, the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility, he can't lead the heavenly thunder to help you deal with those little feet every day, and I do this." β
In today's three Protoss, Gao Daquan almost didn't say a word, that was because he was being disturbed by private affairs recently, although Dai Wenhui didn't dare to come to Wangfu Street to make trouble, but his relationship with Mei Lan was developing all the way to the hot development is the main reason, maybe he felt that this matter was quite embarrassing to the Protoss, so he was depressed and speechless, for fear that the same clan would be embarrassed to ask about it, I have to say that the Protoss's sense of honor is indeed something we are ashamed of, compared to him, Sun Manlou, who almost betrayed us, has no psychological burden, and is still talking, Liu Laoliu had just lost the fortune-telling universal card, and Sun Manlou still had a set, and he didn't need it for the time being, so he promised to lend Liu Laoliu for a while. I can only say that God has the complexity of God, and the simplicity of demons and demons, in Sun Manlou's opinion, there is nothing to be ashamed of helping Yuan Demon rule the world, and there is no need to be embarrassed in front of the same kind when things are over, even the Red Night Girl has a light attitude towards this: Ruling the world, what a big deal-
Now the female devil was putting away the weapons on the table one by one, and I handed her the golden-backed chopping knife and pretended to be casual, "It just so happens that you are here, and I have something to tell you." β
"What?"
"It's your junior brother, can you make him give up his plan, you also know that this is an extraordinary time, and Ah Po can't waste his strength to play with him anymore."
The Red Night Girl said angrily: "Don't say I forgot, I kindly introduced my junior brother to you, but you yin him and let him deal with that little virgin who can't be killed?" β
I scratched my head and said, "You can't say that, do you think we're going to provoke him for nothing?" Don't you know, your junior brother doesn't go home to sleep in the middle of the night every day, and he is just spending ...... with Ah Pona."
The Red Night Maiden was surprised: "My junior brother is glass? β
"It's more disgusting than that...... Uh, no, it's not that disgusting. When he saw the sky, he grabbed some toads, centipedes, snakes, lions, etc., and poured them into his mouth while Ah Po was asleep. β
The Red Night Maiden giggled, "I wanted to talk to him, thank you for telling meβwhy?" β
As she was talking, Catherine strode in with her skirt and muttered, "It's so troublesome to shoot an advertisement, I'm tired!" She sat down in her chair and noticed that there was still someone in my office, and hurriedly stood up again to greet the Red Night Girl.
The Red Night Maiden looked at Catherine blankly, and muttered, "Oh my God, it would be so much easier for me to work like thisβ"
Ekaterina said inexplicably: "What did your friend say? β
I hurriedly said, "It's nothing, she has a special job." β
"Stewardess, huh?" Catherine praised the Red Night Maiden and said, "You are in such a good shape. β
The Red Night Maiden, who had been very confident in herself, suddenly felt ashamed of herself, and slammed her chest on my chest and said, "You gave up going against humans for her, right?" β
Ekaterina was even more curious: "What? β
I sweated on my forehead and said, "Don't listen to her nonsense, usually the work is too intense, and she will talk nonsense when she comes." β
Catherine laughed: "That's better than me, my job is to talk nonsense, they gave me the advertising slogan 'It's always been the princess's choice' Anyone who knows a little about Fuga knows that this is, in my country, more than a carat of diamonds are all over the riverbed, can I choose a foreign brand?" β
I laughed and said, "Who told you to take people's money?" β
Ekaterina took a sip of water and said to us: "You guys talk, I'll continue to talk nonsense." β
The Red Night Girl watched her back disappear, and then sighed: "Tsk, what a cute girl, I have to be tempted when I see it, let alone you." β
I said depressedly, "You mean I've never seen a beautiful woman before?" β
The Red Night Maiden smiled and said charmingly: "Of course not, haven't you seen me before?" β
Me: "...... The reason why we brought your junior brother to kill Ah Po is because his previous target was the girl you were going to be tempted to see when you saw her. β
"Wait, why did she become my junior brother's target?"
"Someone gave money, and you don't know the identity of your junior brother."
The Red Night Girl thrashed her fists and said: "This little bastard, such a beautiful woman can bear to kill." β
At this time, Lin Ziwen just rushed in, and said excitedly: "Senior sister, are you here?" β
The Red Night Maiden couldn't help but say that she chiseled on his head: "Follow me!" β
"But......" Lin Ziwen whispered, "I still have a task here." β
"Whatever you want! When you are the number one killer in Asia, the more lawless you are now! The Red Night Girl chiseled on Lin Ziwen's head and scolded: "You kill all the stinky money women for the sake of a few stinky women, do you want to kill me if someone wants to spend money?" β
Lin Ziwen: "I ......"
"Dare to quibble, and, such a beautiful woman, don't you say that you want to coax you to bed, and you still want to kill her?"
Lin Ziwen: "She ......"
"Shut up! Besides, I can't kill you, can you kill you? β
Lin Ziwen: "This ......"
"Shut up! Pack up your things and leave with me. β
Lin Ziwen is such a big Asia's number one killer, he didn't dare to say anything in front of the Red Night Girl, he didn't dare to return his hand, and he packed his luggage. When he came out with his bag, the Red Night Maiden led him to say goodbye to us.
"I'm sorry for your trouble."
We are also polite: "Wherever we are, we also have unkind places." β
Lin Ziwen timidly tugged at the corner of the Red Night Girl's clothes and said, "But senior sister...... I won't be able to take on the next business until I complete my mission. β
The Red Night Girl rolled her eyes and said helplessly: "Boss, you are a killer, what kind of honesty do you talk about?" Besides, don't set so many rules for yourself in this business, what do you still want to evaluate model workers? In the end, there are many things in this world that you can't handle, it's not your fault, if someone asks you to kill Ultraman, will you go? β
Lin Ziwen was speechless, and finally said in a weak voice: "Anyway, I think I'm not wrong." β
Ah Po comforted him and said, "It's okay, you are still welcome to come, if you really have itchy hands, I will kill you a few more times." β
Lin Ziwen reluctantly said: "I found a new kind of lizard egg, which is even more powerful than the last one, and it will be placed in my rental house, if you have time, try it......"
Ah Po said: "What is it?" β
I hurriedly grabbed the conversation and said, "Is it poisonous this time?" β
Lin Ziwen: "No. β
"Don't worry." I patted the back of his hand: "I'll help you deal with it!" β
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At night, Xiaohui was worried about staying in her room and checking something on the computer, Ekaterina took a shower, sat next to her with a towel to wipe her hair, and looked at it: "What about you do an intelligence test?" β
Xiaohui hummed casually, and Catherine inadvertently glanced at the screen and suddenly shouted, "187? Xiaohui: Is this your IQ value? β
We all squeezed into Xiaohui's room and said, "What's wrong?" β
Ekaterina spontaneously said in a daze: "Xiaohui's IQ is 187!" β
Ah Po said: "Is it high or low?" β
Catherine said: "Of course it's high, I heard that Einstein was only 165." β
Ah Po said: "Xiaohui is smarter than ordinary people, as it should be. β
Catherine laughed: "Einstein was no ordinary person. β
I saw that Xiaohui was always sullen and asked her, "Xiaohui, are you still not satisfied?" β
Xiaohui muttered, "I'm only 22 points higher than the smarter people in humans? β
I knew that she was deeply affected by Yuan Demon and Liu Laoliu, and probably felt that she was not so smart, so I comforted her and said, "Forrest Gump is only 70 ......."
"yes, I don't even have 3 Forrest Gump."
Me: "......"
Wushuang said: "Then what do you want?" How much are you satisfied? β
Xiao Hui condensed and said, "I was thinking, I may have been born with such a high IQ, that is to say, ......" She looked at Ekaterina on the side and did not finish. But we understand that Xiaohui suspects that her demonic power has never awakened.
Ah Po shouted: "Why, why are you born with an IQ of 187? Besides, what does this thing represent? As he spoke, he casually finished the test questions, and the result showed that it was 87, Wushuang glanced at it, and said leisurely: "I think this thing is still accurate." β
At this time, Shi Pu and Wang Shuisheng came back, and Lao Shi glanced at Xiaohui's face and asked us, "Which of you provoked her?" β
Catherine said: "Mr. Shi, I have two pieces of news to tell you, and the one that you must be most happy to hear is that Xiaohui thinks that she has inherited a brain with an IQ of 187 from you. β
Old Shi said: "Ha, is it - then why does she look like she has been caught in the head by the coffin board?" β
"That's one of the things you'll have to worry about when you hear it: Xiaohui is disappointed, because that's 22 points more than Einstein."
(To be continued)