Chapter 167: The Three Formations of the Blood River, the Watermelon Finds the Body
"Master Huang, this is all trivial, don't say thank you to me."
Cui Zhi heard Master Huang thank him again and again, but he was a little embarrassed, and kept grabbing his hair.
The more polite Cui Zhi is, the more he doesn't invite credit, the more Master Huang thinks that Cui Zhi is a very good person, and Master Huang is also a sentimental person, I saw him walk straight over, put one hand on Cui Zhi's shoulder, and said: "Little brother, I, Master Huang, have traveled south and north for so many years, and I have encountered many people and many things, and I can be regarded as knowledgeable, but today the little brother really makes me admire." ”
After Master Huang finished speaking, he looked at Cui Zhi's whole body with appreciation, and now Cui Zhi's face was red and his neck was thick, and his whole body was unnatural, and Master Huang's usual obscene gaze was as if he had raped Cui Zhi all over his body eight hundred times.
When Liu Xin saw this, he smiled and whispered in Master Huang's ear: "Master, when did you become more serious and fall in love with men." ”
"I'll slap you to death, you stupid boy, what do you know, just now there was a layer of fog on the river, I fell into the river with the fat man, no one can see anyone, this guy called Cui Zhi, directly broke through the fog, and saved me and the fat man with one arm, think about it, I and the fat man combined, to say the least, there are three or four hundred pounds, one-handed, one-handed! What a concept this is. ”
Liu Xin heard Master Huang say this, supported his chin with one hand, and looked meditative, and said: "Master, what you said is reasonable, this kid does seem to have some ability, and he is also a tantric white sect, you and he are friends, you must have a lot of face, give you a long face, and you will boast in the future that you will be caught, haha~"
Master Huang shook his shoulders proudly and said, "In my opinion, this kid is not the same as the other people I have seen, in short, I have a feeling that he must be the dragon and phoenix among people in the future, so I don't want to be friends with him, I want to be a brother with him!" And the girl next to him, did you hear about it just now, she is also from the Tantric White Sect, and just by looking at the face, I feel that they are amazing, so this worship must be over! ”
After Master Huang finished speaking, his face was red, his eyes were crooked with a smile, and Cui Zhi's heart was drumming, his slender eyes revealed a trace of essence, the corners of his mouth were tightly closed, and his body slowly retreated, thinking in his heart, what the hell is this fat man going to do, even if the master saves you, you don't have to promise each other, I can't stand it.
"Hahaha, Cui Zhi is such a ......"
"You...... It's better for you to call me Xiaozhi. ”
Cui Zhi is also a little bottomless in his heart, this Master Huang is really too enthusiastic, I don't know if he wants to do it.
Master Huang had peach blossoms on his face, a lewd smile on his face, kept rubbing his hands, and said: "Xiaozhi, then I will say it directly, today my Master Huang met you, it is also a kind of fate, you saved me, that is the fate of fate, and we are both Taoists, then it is even more fate......"
Master Huang babbled a lot, but it didn't reach the topic, Cui Zhi was also confused, touched his head, looked innocent, and said: "Master Huang, if you have something to say, just say it, I, Cui Zhi, am also a happy person." ”
"Well, that's the case, I'm going to swear with you as a brother, and this cute girl, the three of us will become brothers and sisters, what do you think!"
When Cui Zhi heard this, he hiccuped, and thought to himself, what era is this, and he still has to make a bow.
"Ouch, little brother, and this girl, in the past, there were three alliances in Taoyuan, and now there are three alliances in the blood river, isn't it good?"
Liu Xin looked at Cui Zhi and me, didn't react, coughed, clasped his fingers and looked at the sky, and said: "Settle with my master, in fact, you earned it, who is my master Huang, you go to the big city to inquire, how many rich and rich people know my master's name, my master is an international fan, in and out of high society, you and other countryside, how do you know the name of my master Huang Yingying, it's sad and lamentable." ”
"Shut up!"
Master Huang turned his head abruptly and glared at Liu Xin fiercely, and Liu Xin shut up.
"Xiaozhi, cute girl, do you want to give a happy word?"
Cui Zhi glanced at me, and I didn't bow to me, I didn't feel cold at all, and said, "Don't ask me, just make up your mind." ”
"Good! There's nothing wrong with having one more brother, I admit you big brother! ”
"Hahaha, happy brother! Cute girl, thank you for accepting me. ”
When Master Huang said this, tears rolled in his eyes, although he recognized Cui Zhi and me as brother and sister, which was actually selfish, but at this time his emotions were the most real.
Next, the three of us knelt on the ground, faced the river of blood, pinched three sticks of incense, and said together: "The yellow sky is above, the river of blood is below, today I Cui Zhi!" ”
"Today I congratulate Meng Meng!"
"Today I am yellow dung!"
"Although the three of us are not flesh and blood, but we are closer than flesh and blood, from now on we will have blessings and hardships together, not seeking to be born in the same year and month, but to ......"
Before the oath was finished, Master Huang suddenly waved his hand and said: "Brother Xiaozhi, Meng Meng girl, I died on the same day, the same month, and the same year, this sentence is exempt, my Master Huang is also in his fifties, and I have become a brother and sister with you, I have already taken advantage of you, but I can't ...... it."
Master Huang said such a thing, so that Cui Zhi and I were still impressed, but I didn't expect Master Huang to have this thought.
Next, Master Huang glanced at me and Cui Zhi and said, "That's it, I'll say something, you can say a word to me." ”
"Okay."
"From now on, our three brothers and sisters, people and one heart, good and evil save each other, blessings and misfortunes depend on each other, and help each other in adversity, but anyone who messes with my brothers and sisters, depending on the name, will be killed, today heaven and earth testify, the blood river is an alliance, if you violate this oath, heaven and earth will punish it."
After we finished the oath, we drank the blood wine, and Master Huang was very happy in his heart, and said: "Brother is really happy today, I didn't expect to recognize a pair of younger siblings, by the way, Brother Xiaozhi, Meng Meng girl, why did you come to Gantian Village, it's not peaceful here, it's zombies!" ”
When Master Huang said the words "zombies", his expression became strict.
"Brother Huang, I won't tell you the truth, the master sent me and Senior Sister Mengmeng to Gantian Village just to find out about zombies."
When Master Huang heard this, he nodded and said, "Oh, so that's the case, that's just right, I'm about to rush to Yizhuang now, I heard that a lot of people died over there, since you are investigating zombies, follow me all the way." ”
"That's for the best."
Next, the sky was already bright, and Cui Zhi found a watermelon out of nowhere, and threw the watermelon into the water while chanting a mantra, which was said to find the body of the man who fell into the water