Section 13 Even if you jump off a building, please be professional
Duan Tianwolf's strange question made the tall man stupid, and he even forgot to cry, "? Why should I do it? ”
"Because of this ......," Duan Tianwolf pointed to the space from the sixth floor to the floor on the first floor, "From here to the first floor, it's about twenty-five meters." Under normal circumstances, this distance is fatal. However, there's a small problem here, if you just jump from here, according to the principle of gravity, your body will be in free fall, which is all the way straight down. But do you see this? There are many streamers in this space, there are billboards, and there are elevators. If you just jump like that, you're bound to hit them, and these things will slow you down. If nothing else, your body will be hit three to six times in space before it can fall directly to the ground. At that time, the chance of your successful death was only 33.4 percent, while the chance of you being paralyzed was 16.3 percent, the chance of being crippled was 19.5 percent, the chance of breaking your feet was 13.4 percent, and the chance of minor injuries was 0.4 percent......."
"To put it simply, if you just jump down without any technical content, then you only have a 30% chance of dying successfully, and there is almost a 70% chance that you will not only not die, but also live an ugly life. You may become mentally handicapped from a severe concussion, spitting at every word you say; You may also be confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your life because of broken feet, and at that point, there will be no more people who say you are tall; Of course, the biggest possibility is that you will lie in a hospital bed for the rest of your life, watching the ceiling turn yellow little by little, maybe one day there will be lime and dead mosquitoes falling into your mouth, but you can't remove them, because you can't command your hands, you can't even shake your neck, the only thing you listen to your command in your whole body is your eyebrows, and at that time, you may create the world's first eyebrow language......"
"Shut up! Brute, what are you talking nonsense? I just want to jump off the building, why is it so troublesome? The tall man said, looked downstairs, saw those colorful ribbons, glowing billboards, and thought of the scene Duan Tianwolf had just described, and couldn't help but swallow his saliva in fear.
"If you're afraid of trouble, you can choose to go outdoors in the open air, or you can simply choose a higher place, such as the top of the Oriental Pearl, so that you don't have to think about anything, just close your eyes and kick your feet, and jump down easily. However, since you're going to challenge this place, which is only twenty-five meters tall and has so many obstacles in between, you'll have to be a little prepared. For example, as I said earlier, you need to practice more physical fitness. Look at ......" Duan Tianwolf pointed downstairs again, "You just need to bend about seventy-five degrees at about three and four meters down to avoid that billboard, and then do a three-hundred-and-sixty degree turn at six and a half meters to avoid those ribbons." After that, you can stretch your body to your heart's content and fly to the earth, and if you have time, check whether it's your feet in front or your head in front, preferably your head in front, and then your chances of committing suicide will be as high as 99.9999. ”
"This ...... This...... How is this possible? The tall man opened his mouth wide in surprise and muttered to himself with wide eyes.
"You can even die, what can't you do?" Duan Tianwolf asked rhetorically.
The tall man had been in a state of extreme excitement just now, but after Duan Tianwolf's ten-minute speech, which was as standard and average as a computer voice just now, his mood began to ease a little.
And when Duan Tianluo asked him this sentence, the light in his eyes suddenly dimmed.
Seeing his appearance, Duan Tianwolf knew that this man's will to die was extinguished, so he breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and said coldly to this man: "You will cause trouble to many people if you jump off the building here, if you really want to die, just put your hand into the electrical socket at home." ”
After Duan Tianwolf finished speaking, he walked up to the tall man as if nothing had happened, opened his hand, and led Ling Xue to leave in front of everyone's eyes. And the tall man seemed to be hypnotized, and without any resistance, he just let him take Ling Xue away.
After Duan Tianwolf walked out of the crowd with Ling Xue's injury, he sat on the ground as if he had just woken up from a big dream, leaning against the glass, and cried loudly with a "wow", "Xue'er, why did you abandon me?" ”
And then, like all the shots in Hong Kong films, after the incident was over, the police hurried over, "What's going on here?" ”
And at this time, Duan Tianwolf and Ling Xue had already arrived at the gate of the book city.
"If there's something wrong with your body, go to the hospital, and if you feel traumatized, go to a psychiatric clinic, and if you don't think it's okay, go home."
Duan Tianwolf said, sandwiching the thick "General History of the World" under his ribs, and turned around to leave.
He was rescued by Duan Tianwolf just now, but now he was treated by Duan Tianwolf with such a disapproving attitude, Ling Xue's feelings were really complicated, "Even if you save me, can't your attitude towards people be slightly better?" ”
"I'm not on your way."
"I'm not asking you to take me home."
"And what are you going to do?"
"You just saved me, I'm going to treat you to dinner." Ling Xue said fiercely.
Duan Tianluo asked, "Can you not go?" ”
Ling Xue shook her head sadly: "No! ”
Duan Tianluo looked at Ling Xue for a while, then nodded, "That's ...... All right. ”
Three minutes later, Duan Tianwolf sat in Ling Xue's injured car.
"What do you want to eat?" Ling Xue asked as she lit the fire.
"It doesn't matter, as long as you don't eat Sichuan food, I don't eat hemp."
"Then I'll take you to a Korean barbecue restaurant, where the stuff is okay."
Ling Xue drove the car out of the parking space, and Duan Tianwolf opened the "General History of the World" and looked at it.
The car drove out of the parking lot and onto the main road, the two of them did not say a word, and the car was quiet. After walking on the road for about five minutes, when she reached a red light, Ling Xuesheng finally couldn't help but ask, "Duan Tianwolf, I'm really strange, why do you treat me so badly every time?" Why do you keep targeting me? Did I have a grudge against you in my previous life? ”
Duan Tianwolf finally closed the book at this time, turned his face to Ling Xue and said, "I don't like people who are too arrogant. ”
Ling Xue immediately said, "Please, are you more arrogant yourself?" ”
"It's my last name, I was born." Duan Tianwolf looked at Ling Xue's injury and said seriously.
Ling Xue was extremely speechless and looked at Duan Tian Wolf for a while, and finally she was defeated, "I was really defeated by you, how can there be a person like you in the world?" Okay, I'm afraid of you, no matter what time in the future, as long as your old man is there, I'll try to pretend to be low-key, okay? ”
"It's not good to pretend to be low-key, you have to be really low-key." Duan Tianwolf said.
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