052: It's so angry
After a month of crazy penance, Su Mo had never slept well, so he slept in the house in the afternoon.
At seven o'clock in the evening, He Yunlan came up to ask Su Mo to eat.
This woman, cooking, laundry, housework, everything, is simply a decathlon, if anyone can marry her as a wife, she will be absolutely happy.
Of course, if the wave was bigger, it would be even more perfect!
He Yunwei is so worried now that he can't eat at all, and He Yunlan doesn't have much appetite, but Su Mo is very hungry because he hasn't eaten the food He Yunlan has cooked for a long time!
After eating and drinking, Su Mo lit a cigarette and smoked comfortably!
"Brother, have you been contacted by that rat spirit?" He Yunwei asked.
"Not yet!" Su Mo said.
"Su Mo, can you beat her?" He Yunlan asked.
"Sister Lan, after you left, I practiced hard in the mountains for a month, and now my strength has skyrocketed again. And that rat spirit, I've seen her before, and I'm not at the same level at all, I deal with her like a child! Su Mo said.
"Oh, that's great!" He Yunwei said excitedly, he was afraid that Su Mo would not be able to beat him, but who knew that Su Mo was full of confidence.
"Don't always pretend to be like this, when you were in Furong Town, your child said that he took his sister to watch the live version of the horror blockbuster, but as a result, a zombie jumped out, and it almost scared you to death, and the sister who killed it almost died in the hands of zombies, and I was angry when I thought about it!" He Yunlan said angrily.
Su Mo smiled awkwardly, and then said: "Since I became a monk, I first encountered a fox demon, and then a zombie, I lack actual combat experience, and I will panic when I encounter something powerful, after all, I have just embarked on the path of cultivating immortals, and when I encounter more monsters in the future, I will overcome this!" ”
"Momo is very right, no matter what you do, everything is difficult at the beginning, and you will be nervous at the beginning. I remember when I kissed for the first time, my heart was pounding after kissing that person! He Yunwei said.
"My brother, we said monsters, why did you get your first kiss!" He Yunlan said in a collapsed manner, feeling very speechless.
"I'm talking about things, giving examples!" He Yunwei said.
At this time, Su Mo's mobile phone rang!
Su Mo immediately took it out, and when he saw it, it was the number of the rat spirit!
"Where?" Su Mo asked directly.
"At the Hilton Hotel, room 608, come to me!" The rat spirit said in a coquettish voice.
"What are you doing there?" Su Mo asked in surprise.
"I'm waiting for you!" Rat Spirit said.
"I'm grass!" Su Mo scolded and hung up the phone.
"What's wrong?" He Yunlan immediately asked.
"It's okay, I'll go find her now, you guys are waiting for my news at home!" Su Mo said, got up and left
Su Mo really couldn't guess where this rat spirit had the guts to dare to open the room and let Su Mo go.
In these days, some women who pretend to be too confident and think that they are beautiful, and men will bow down under their skirts.
You must know that He Yunwei has her seven or eight times, even if she is as beautiful as a fairy, Su Mo will definitely not fall for her. Even if she is not a goblin, but a genuine beauty, then Su Mo will not be on it.
You might as well imagine riding on her body, thinking of He Yunwei riding a horse and whipping, it is really called nausea and vomiting!
Drive a Land Rover to the vicinity of the Hilton Hotel, park the car on the side of the road, then find a dim corner, turn into a bee and fly towards the hotel!
The rat spirit was watching TV in the room, Su Mo came to the door, and then changed from a bee to an ant, crawled in through the crack in the door, and then changed back into a human form!
The rat spirit saw Su Mo appear out of thin air, and made her unaware, and after being surprised, she smiled charmingly, stood up and said softly: "You are here, the slave family has been waiting for you for a long time!" ”
Seeing that the rat spirit was dressed up very sexy and charming, Su Mo really wanted to ignore her goblin identity, and then pressed her down on the chuang, and then stabbed her three mouths.
No way, goblins are naturally charming, no matter what goblins are, but as long as they become humanoid, there is basically no ugliness.
It's a pity that the charming appearance can't hide the goblin's sassiness!
The thought that she was a mouse bigger than a cat made Su Mo disgusted!
"Give me the antidote, spare you from dying!" Su Mo said coldly.
Although he went to the meeting alone, his cannonballs would not hit this bottomless pit of rat spirits no matter what!
"You give me the elixir, and I will give you the antidote!" The rat spirit said, this is her condition, the reason why she let He Yunwei go to her is to get the elixir in Su Mo's hands!
Su Mo sneered, and then said, "The elixir has already been taken by me!" ”
"You must have more than one, the Dan Qi that emanated that night was very strong, I was nearby at the time, I felt the most, you can't fool me!" Rat Spirit said.
"What's your name?" Su Mo asked.
"Xuanxuan!" Rat Spirit said.
"You guessed it, I do have more than one, but I've taken them all." Su Mo said.
If it weren't for the thought of saving He Yunwei, Su Mo would not have such patience, and would have summoned the demon refining pot a long time ago, and directly accepted her as a demon!
"Where did you get the elixir, and besides, what kind of elixir did you get?" Xuanxuan asked.
"Huh?" Su Mo frowned and asked, "Isn't it the elixir?" ”
"What are you pretending to be stupid, there are many types of elixirs, Zhuji Dan, Reiki Dan, Dingyan Dan, Transformation Dan, Pure Yang Dan, in short, there are all kinds of messy things, and the effects are different, let me ask you, what kind of elixir is the elixir in your hand?" Xuanxuan asked.
"I'm grass!" Su Mo was shocked, he didn't expect to raise his posture here with the rat spirit!
His knowledge of the elixir, almost nothing!
Although the mysterious immortal cultivator taught him the three ** techniques and let him know some of the most basic knowledge of the Three Realms, all he knew was the cultivation system, as well as the most basic concepts and hierarchy systems of spells and pills, and he didn't know anything about the rest!
Su Mo thought that what King Qin Guang gave him was specially used for cultivation, but now it seems that it may not be!
"Don't you know what kind of elixir it is?" Xuanxuan asked.
"I got it by accident." Su Mo said that he did get it by accident.
"I don't want more, just ask for one, and then I'll give you the antidote!" Xuanxuan said.
Su Mo snorted coldly and said, "You don't have the qualifications to give me conditions, believe it or not, I'll kill you now!" ”
Xuanxuan laughed after hearing this, and then said fearlessly: "If you kill me, then He Yunwei will die, and only I can solve the poison on his body!" ”
When Su Mo heard this, he had to hesitate!
In fact, he didn't need to think about it so much now, just kill this rat spirit, and then go to the underworld to find King Qin Guang and ask for a detoxification pill!
However, Su Mo is a thief, and his current attitude is that if he can, he will try not to go to the underworld.
Besides, he's a person who doesn't like to owe too much to others.
If Su Mo asked King Qin Guang for help again and again, then he would owe him a big favor!
He is the king of Hades, and this person is not good!
If one day King Qin Guang knew that Su Mo was lying to him, and Su Mo also asked him for help again and again, the dignified King of Yama was played by a monk as a monkey, how could he spare Su Mo?
Seeing that Su Mo was hesitating, Xuan Xuan continued: "Actually, if you really don't want to give me the elixir, it's nothing. ”
Su Mo suddenly frowned and asked, "What do you want to say?" ”
"No matter what kind of elixir, the effect is very great, you can't completely absorb the effect of the elixir in a short period of time, you said that you took all the elixir, I believe you for the time being, but you have to let me suck some!" Xuanxuan said.
"Suction point? How to suck? Su Mo asked.
"Follow me \chuang!" Xuanxuan said.
"Go to Nima, go dream." Su Mo scolded.
This rat spirit is unpredictable, and wants to pass the dual cultivation of yin and yang, and then absorb the power of Su Mo's body \ inner spirit pill!
"It's so angry!" Xuanxuan scratched her head and asked, "Are you not interested in me?" ”
"Nope!" Su Mo said.
"What a mulberry heart!" Xuanxuan said: "It's okay if you don't follow me, but you have to let me blow the pipe for you!" ”
The upper \chuang sucks with the lower mouth, and the blowpipe sucks with the upper mouth, I grass, is there a difference?
"Lao Tzu himself stroked with his hands, and he won't let you blow it, your stinky mouth, who knows how many men have been stabbed. It's not good to mess with anyone, you just want to mess with me, damn, I don't want an antidote, I'll kill you directly! Su Mo said coldly, and when he took a step to the sky, he came to Xuanxuan in an instant.
Seeing this, Xuanxuan was shocked, she didn't expect that Su Mo would be a master of refining gods and returning to the void. She is just refining Qi and transforming the mid-stage strength of the gods, and she is not Su Mo's opponent at all.
"You're going to kill me?" Xuanxuan asked in horror.
"I am the Great Sage of Demon Suppression canonized by the King of Hades of the Ten Palaces, and it is my duty to kill you, I said, give me the antidote, and I will spare you from death!" Su Mo said coldly.
In the face of this noisy and prodigal rat spirit, he really has no patience.
"You're from the underworld?" Xuanxuan was even more shocked.
"What do you think!" Su Mo said.
"Okay, okay, count me unlucky, you let me go first, and then I'll give you the antidote!" Xuanxuan said.
So far, she can only admit it, she can't afford to provoke the people in the underworld, plus Su Mo's strength is strong, she is not an opponent at all.
Moreover, this kid is a stunned young man, if it were another monk, in this case, he would definitely press her down and her hard, and then ask for the antidote, after all, this is a matter of hand!
But this stupid ratio, there is a cheap and not to take advantage of, the mind is full of killing, killing, encountering this kind of two strokes, it can only be said to be a kind of sadness!
"You're looking for death!" Su Mo said coldly, and directly cast the Heavenly Fire Technique, and the white flames instantly rose on the surface of his body, making him a fire man.
The wooden floor under his feet directly became powder, the lamp on the ceiling exploded with a bang, the terrifying high temperature made the chuang shop next to it burn directly, the wallpaper on the wall also became fly ash, and the LCD TV hanging on the wall also exploded, and everything in the room was destroyed at this moment.
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