0296, Teacher Cang, an immortal cultivator
"Chestnuts! What's going on? Am I overheating? What's the nosebleed? "Cao Xiaotian is used to asking chestnuts without making a decision, and he has never been disappointed!
"Nonsense! The key is greatly not fully recovered, according to you, this is overclocked play, do you think the real gas is so good to lock? Count your **** luck, you got the Nine Injuries Divine Skill so fucked up, your body is not bad, and you barely succeeded! "It's not the chestnuts that answered, but Liangkun!
In this link of great communication with the key, it seems to come in order, I have never heard of chestnuts and the key to communicate greatly, only Liangkun is the only one!
Well, now Cao Xiaotian is relieved, it's not like he went crazy!
"What did you do to me!? What about my true anger? Why don't you listen to the call? Vile! Have the ability to let go of me and fight again! "Jingzi is too arrogant, at this time, he made such a non-trivial request, Cao Xiaotian could never agree!
"I didn't expect my senior sister to be able to help you when she appeared! Cao Xiaotian, you make me more and more incomprehensible! "It's Wang Zheng, after seeing the failure of the well, he is a lot more relieved.
"Enough of you! Such sycophancy, don't think I'm going to forgive you! And you, Wang Zheng, put away your bad taste! You keep insulting my face, and you also make a fake well next to you, this is to make all the audience think that I Cao Xiaotian is the best, right? "Cao Xiaotian's formation felt that immortal cultivators were nothing more than that.
And the judgment of the title of immortal cultivator has actually always been Cao Xiaotian's own words!
"Damn mortals! The old lady is a real person! Where is the fake? If you have the ability, you let go of me! "Jingzi finally revealed his attributes.,It should be a female man who has been sinicized!
"Cut! I watch less films! But I at least know that Jingzi only knows how to write calligraphy, and he is not a mess at all, Wang Zheng, how many people have you sent to South Korea? How many other celebrity faces do you have? Cao Xiaotian disagreed.
"Old lady Jingzi! Three senior sisters of the Yuanmen! It's a true immortal cultivator! Don't associate the old lady with those shameless and ignorant mortals! "The well is already on the verge of collapse.
"Look! You see! It's still this routine! Do you think you can get away with a slight change in the order of the name? Wang Zheng, you're enough! Even if you impersonate, is this considered an infringement? "Cao Xiaotian doesn't want to target a woman, but this woman has tarnished the name of Jingzi!
"Whatever you want! You're in for a big deal! It's nothing for you to defeat my senior sister's doppelganger? But are you sure that you can resist the wrath of my one-dollar gate? "Wang Zheng seems to have succeeded in his treacherous scheme, which is annoying.
"I said, don't insult my IQ again! Just you, just you, and an immortal cultivator? Have you ever seen such a frustrated immortal cultivator? Taken by a mortal trick? "Cao Xiaotian doesn't believe it, if he doesn't use this way, how can he let the other party tell the truth?
"Bengong, old lady, is a real immortal cultivator! Inherited from Nuwa Niangniang! There are more than one hundred and thirteen immortal methods, and it is as easy as pinching an ant to death! I just fell for your trick! Have the ability to do it all over again! "The well is not convinced!
"It's easy for me to believe! Tell me, where is the so-called Kunlun Wonderland? How did you get here? Cao Xiaotian clasped his hands and forcibly suppressed his thoughts, making himself look very calm.
"Kunlun is in ...... Hehe, you lied to me? Men really every good thing! "The convergence of the well doubled the damage Cao Xiaotian received!
"Look! I'll just say no! This is what you made up to intimidate me! Since they have all cultivated immortals, you Wang Zheng will still plot the supreme secret of mortals, isn't this a joke? Cao Xiaotian proved that he was not a fraud.
"You can't care! Cao Xiaotian! You forced me! You're done! Senior sister, please immortal soldiers! What he blocked was only your true qi, please immortal soldiers, you will definitely succeed! In the end, in Wang Zheng's plan, it is still necessary to go to a fist-to-fist and foot-to-foot competition!
"I don't need you to teach! You told me that you hadn't seen the teaching video of the well, but you look at my eyes, it's not clean! I'll tell Uncle Shi! Discipline you well! "Sure enough, women are fickle, and at this critical moment, they turned against the water, although only in words.
What a simple little girl this is, to show such an amazing scene!
Wang Zheng took a sip very unceremoniously, and it didn't seem to be pleased! It's fate!
"Divine Soldiers Descend from the Sky!" Jingzi recited the spell of inviting heavenly soldiers under Cao Xiaotian's gaze extremely calmly.
It's so disappointing for Cao Xiaotian! Originally, I still had the attitude of observing and learning, and after learning the posture of an immortal cultivator, I was so foolish, but I didn't expect it to be worse than a copycat! Don't learn! Don't learn!
Neither do special effects! There is neither the majestic appearance of the Mutant King Kong, nor the rush of the Terminator to the bone, nor the soaring clouds that fall from the sky with an absolute immortal style!
It was so calm as water that a little gray monkey emerged from the ground, not a few points higher than the realm of the monkey man on the street! Scratching his ears and cheeks is very much in the style of Brother Monkey.
There are thousands of fragments of the Tiantian Stone that Nuwa left behind, and the most awesome one should be Qi Tianda, of course, there are also five scumbags like Jia Baoyu! Inviting rescuers through the form of a monkey, Cao Xiaotian was not scared, and he didn't believe that he could have many levels at all!
In fact? As soon as this monkey moved, Cao Xiaotian knew that it was not simple! The cliff is a full sensitivity plus point! Fast is its only feature! Sprinkled like a splash on Cao Xiaotian's face, peach and other parts of the crazy attack! And Cao Xiaotian, the only thing he can do is run!
It's so nasty! Such an opponent doesn't need discipline or image, and is naturally so fierce that he is shameless!
The net of affection borrowed from the dragon's spine was just a photo, and it was torn to pieces by the monkey's claws! There is no suspense, this is a monkey beyond understanding! The key greatly also means that there is nothing that can be done! This is not Overworld matter! Lock-in can't!
"Mr. Cao, do you want to help?" Long Ji didn't want to admit it, but he didn't understand the series of conversations just now, he only knew that Cao Xiaotian had experienced a great enemy, so he asked if he needed help.
According to the rules of the rivers and lakes, this is true, the dragon's spine knows how to be neat. However, Cao Xiaotian couldn't answer directly! It's about the face of the fighter, and if you really want to help, just go straight to it, and ask for a yarn?
"Not necessarily!" Cao Xiaotian still needs to answer seriously.
Forcibly intervening in the fight scene is a job that tests character, and the highest level Cao Xiaotian has seen so far is to pull the bias frame! What is a pull bias frame? At this time, in the name of persuasion, Longji should step forward and hug the little monkey affectionately, shouting not to fight, and then act as a shackle to let Cao Xiaotian take what he wants!
This shows the importance of a good teammate from one side, and at this time, Cao Xiaotian usually misses Yu Lin.
However, Cao Xiaotian knew that Longji was not this style, whether it was his imperial dignity or master's demeanor, he was not allowed to do this, and even wanted to.
The fight I made with myself will be finished with tears! Cao Xiaotian looked at Wang Zheng with a nervous face, and he actually felt quite a sense of accomplishment! Only by winning the battle can we better slap the face! It seems like a good idea to let the so-called immortal cultivators have no place to embarrass themselves! Cao Xiaotian had not experienced monkey boxing, but through the style of this monkey, Cao Xiaotian realized that this was a very cutting-edge science.
Just by looking at Jing Zi and Wang Zheng's eyes, they all know that this monkey is very powerful! is so powerful that the two of them feel that the general situation has been decided, just like the second senior brother told the senior brother about "the master was captured by a monster", and usually this notice is the end of this matter.
Cao Xiaotian doesn't understand monkey language, but he can hear the irritability of this monkey soldier, only monkeys imitate human movements, and no one has ever seen anyone imitate monkeys! Cao Xiaotian found that whether it is a person or a monkey, in fact, what he is most afraid of is himself!
The tricks that can be used are naturally the most powerful and powerful moves that you think are the most powerful, and when the opponent also makes the same moves, what you can grasp is definitely not knowing the roots, but only panic! Because of his own moves, he can't break it, and he doesn't dare to break it!
It's an endless loop! Cao Xiaoangel has the same move to deal with the monkey, if the monkey is broken, Cao Xiaotian can also crack it in the same way, which is equivalent to this move being wasted! Not only this time, but also next time.
Cao Xiaotian is now a balanced physique, and the greatest convenience for him is to be good at learning any moves without struggling! The biggest obstacle for others to learn martial arts is that the reactions of some parts can't keep up, Cao Xiaotian doesn't have this pressure at all, and he even needs to suppress the functions of some parts.
In a fight, he will never be afraid of too few moves, and Cao Xiaotian does not have many opportunities to fight with animals, and his experience is impossible to talk about. Cao Xiaotian is not afraid of monkeys, what he is afraid of is people's hearts! For example, now, Wang Zheng is wilting on the side to make guidance actions...... Signal to attack with teeth!
Your sister's! What a! Of course, the monkey will not have shame, he can bite Cao Xiaotian to his heart's content, can Cao Xiaotian still learn? Are you embarrassed to learn? Wang Zheng is simply not human! Well, Cao Xiaotian actually forgot, Wang Zheng is losing Cao Xiaotian's face now! And Cao Xiaotian is a sheep!
That's just a morphological representation, if you want Cao Xiaotian to attack with his mouth, you still don't get used to it! The happy goat played by Cao Xiaotian is considered a sheep man, otherwise, he can't learn martial arts movements.
"Damn mortals! This is what happens when you offend this palace! King Kong, this will allow you to try the most murderous death in the world! Jingzi didn't miss any opportunity to taunt Cao Xiaotian, this cliff is a typical example of a tsundere girl! Cao Xiaotian's more annoying character.
Cao Xiaotian couldn't find a reason to criticize the little monkey as King Kong, but he felt that he was so serious with animals, it was a little inexplicable! It's not really Qi Tianda! This is not a good goal for Cao Xiaotian to practice martial arts!
The horse pole should appear, and it will always be this ancient method full of historical accumulation that carries the historical mission! Cao Xiaotian's movements were clean and neat, throwing out the wrapped yarn, he didn't need to accurately lasso King Kong, because it was impossible to trap it, King Kong was too alert and could make all kinds of dodge moves.
"King Kong! Don't let that line hit! Hide! Wang Zheng reminded his teammates to avoid the opponent's shady methods like a positive character, and he was indeed anxious, and King Kong was his only hope now.
"Stop shouting! Except for my words, King Kong doesn't pay attention to any orders, whatever you shout, it will only think that you are cheering for it! "Jingzi sometimes makes Wang Zheng unbearable.
"Senior sister! This is not the time for jokes! Hurry up and remind King Kong, don't play with each other! This Cao Xiaotian, the most powerful thing is the one-handed rope control technique, as long as the loop and locking structure are formed, he can use any rope as a bundle of fairy ropes! Wang Zheng's intelligence system is good, although he can't know where Cao Xiaotian's "ability" comes from, he knows all Cao Xiaotian's experiences, and roughly speculates what Cao Xiaotian is good at.
"Humph! Mortal means, how can they help the immortal figures? King Kong won't let us down! Jingzi shook her head and shouted, forgetting that she seemed to be in a crippled state now, right? I can't help the immortal characters, so what kind of situation are you?
Cao Xiaotian was knitting a sweater, so it looked like the Joy Goat was knitting a sweater while plucking his feathers, and on the other hand, King Kong was naturally imitating the whole process, and finally seized the opportunity to fulfill the original attributes, and the wool was almost knotted on his body.
The animal world should invite Mr. Zhao to a special feature, the duel between sheep and monkeys, rare to see in a hundred years, this is still a female monkey! It's no wonder that it's so stupid to learn to make sweaters, and now that knitting has become a professional skill for men, women are gradually losing this talent.
In fact, it was almost the same, Cao Xiaotian's preparations had already been prepared, but he couldn't bear to see Wang Zhengjingzi and the two of them too lost, so after thinking about it, he decided to play for a while!
Maybe Wang Zheng still has a backhand!? Bad people are always foolish and move mountains like bad people and bad deeds, especially rich people, especially locals, there are more than a hundred ways to make people unable to stay, so they should take a break, in case Wang Zheng has a backhand.
"Mr. Cao, I've figured it out! Be sure to keep the most basic sanity! Please tell me what happened. Dragon's Back had been adjusting his mood, gasping for air, and now it seemed to be really ready for anything.
"The time is not coming! Wait! Cao Xiaotian concentrated on knitting sweaters, observing the movements of the little monkeys, and found that it was not a domesticated toy, but more like a naturally evolved monster! Isn't Nuwa the power of the demon clan? Regarding Longji's statement, Cao Xiaotian was not in a hurry.
"Isn't it them? If so, I have 10,000 ways to get them! Are you going to kill you now? Of course, Longji attributed the reason to Wang Zheng and Jingzi.
Brother, if you don't brag about Boyi, will you die? Longji's statement did not save his impression, Cao Xiaotian could only hehe, "I only know that without me, you can't even find them!" ”
"It was an accident, I promise I won't roll again!" The dragon's spine is a little swearing, but it's useless, in fact, compared to the real immortal cultivator Jingzi teacher, the dragon's spine is not only poor in knowledge, but also in basic skills!
It's no wonder that chestnuts are helpless, this is no longer the category of capable people, but a means of cultivating immortals!
Cao Xiaotian couldn't hit the dragon's spine too much, but this was the only tuba he knew, and he didn't know when it would be useful, and he would take it out as a shield, so he tactfully mentioned: "Wait a while, wait for me to get this monkey!" ”